is it normal to find a smite so hot? idc I think it's hot anyway
somebody in the notes said it's about competency and i think that's about right
watching someone swing around a 5.5 ft sword with the power of god and anime on their side obviously honed skill and force and the endorsement of a diety would, in my unbiased opinion, do it for a lot of people
Me: *shreds a shit ton of files and also has to consolidate the jackets that were company Christmas presents, resulting in a giant shit storm of deconstructed boxes and five bags of shredded paper)
My boss: Just take it down a little bit at a time, like one box and one bag for every trip downstairs that you need to make.
Big Sexy* who happened to be in the office at the time: Nah, I’ll help! (Proceeds to help me take ALL of the boxes and bags of shredded paper out to the top of the stairs right outside the safety office) HEY ORLANDO!
Lead Warehouse Guy: *looks up, then moves the two other people he was chatting with away from the stairs*
Big Sexy: (literally shoves the entire mess down the stairs, boxes and bags spewing EVERYWHERE, then walks down the stairs, making sure that everything continues to get kicked down) Hey, you guys gonna help me clean up this big mess Safety just made?
*this particular driver is Very Adamant that he’s the best looking driver in the whole fleet…he demanded to be called Good Lookin’ on literally my second day on the job…he’s a bigger older gentleman, and rather bird like in his attention span…so for anyone who’s watched Shoresy, it’s a pretty good nickname.