#self gibberish

[poisonous-honey]

Hello...

Lately is a shitty time for me on miHoyo's games. I lost both my 50/50s both to Genshin impact and Honkai star rail. On Genshin, i got QiQi by pulling Xianyun and Gepard by pulling Black Swan. Now i'm broke and my moral is at its lowest.

I'd love some headcanons (or a scenario) about SAGAU(and SAHSRAU if you can) hearing the reader yell and cry of frustration about this. Like: "I'M DONE I'M SO FUCKING DONE!! CAN I JUST HAVE THE ONLY THING I'VE WANTED FOR WORKING AND WAITING THAT HARD!!?? FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE MY LIFE!!!!"

Sorry. I just wanted to let it out...

Who’s Here: Reader/Player, Diluc, Jean, Mona, Keqing, Tighnari, Astral Express crew, and Gepard

Contains: SAGAU and SAHSR (Not Cult AU)

Note: Hey, hey! I'm sorry this happened to you. I also lost her to Qiqi and had to spend everything else I had to try again, 50/50s suck. Their banners aren’t gone yet though so I hope you end up getting both of them soon! (ノ_<。)ヾ(´ ▽ ` )

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It was an accident, it always is with them.

The six of them that are considered standard 5 stars never mean to ruin your chances. They care for you and your happiness, they also want you to continue to play their game. Even though they'd love to be the ones going on adventures with you, both to spend time with you and for their own benefit (Tighnari would love to study other nations' fauna, Diluc could gain new ideas for drinks etc.), they know forcing themselves into your party would never work. You'd just grow to hate them, which is the opposite of what they want.

They're jealous of other 5 stars. Sure they can join you technically whenever they want, unlike the others that have to deal with limited timed windows, but that also guarantees you want them. All they can do is break that or hope they're the lucky one chosen on Wanderlust Invocation. Not only do they have to share a space with each other, but they're also going against weapons, which none of them are remotely happy with.

It's when these emotions are at an all-time high, they're jealousy and longing, the stars will glow gold and tug on their heart.

Diluc is always at his desk when he accidentally takes it. Stewing over boring paperwork his mind will wander from time to time, eventually landing on thoughts of you. He'll find himself missing you and desiring your attention, not realizing you've started a wishing session until it's too late, and he hears you cursing the world. He feels incredibly guilty, and it only grows worse when the wind clatters against his windows. Tries to make it up to you with materials and mora. You’ll find your mail flooded with talent books, adventurers EXP, a ton of mora, and the sincerest apology he could write.

Jean would be trying to sleep. She doesn't have time to think about you during her job, so it’s when she’s on the brink of passing out she’ll start to think of you. The thought of travelling with you sounded like the best break she could get. Eventually she’ll fall asleep and dream about you, only to be suddenly woken up by your screaming. She panics and seeks advice from any and all of her friends on how to make it up to you. Ends up acting similar to Diluc, working herself to the bone to get you talent and weapon materials. She’ll pair them with a few dandelions before sending them to you.

Mona is thinking about food. During a time she forgets to set aside enough mora for a decent meal, she’ll find herself thinking about the delicacies you’re able to provide. Even if it involved fighting, it was a free source of marvellous food. Her mouth waters as she thinks about all the dishes you’ve made, only to be abruptly pulled from her thoughts when a star bumps into her and flies off. She sighs when she hears you start cussing up a storm. Knowing your current state, depressed and full of ire, is because of her, she’ll attempt to make it up to you in a way few others could. She manipulates the fates of the stars so you’re bound to get your next gold star early. A simple method she feels guarantees to make you happy and hopefully take the heat off of herself. It wasn’t simple she wishes you could praise her for it

Keqing would be reminiscing her interactions with you during lantern rite. Whenever she sees the traveller in the distance, but is too busy to stop and talk, that’s where her mind will wander when she finally gets a moment of rest. It’s at this moment of respite she’ll long to see you and the traveller again and when she’ll notice the sky turn gold. She feels incredibly bad when she hears you cry, but she doesn’t have much time to meaningfully apologize to you. The best she can do is write a letter to both you and the character she stole the spotlight from saying she’s sorry. She’ll definitely send you some Golden Shrimp Balls when she next has some for herself.

Tighnari, in a similar boat to Jean and Keqing, would be too preoccupied to miss you on a normal day. It’s when he’s out with his friends and slightly inebriated he mentions missing you. Alhaitham starts to mention how that’s a dangerous line of thought for him to have when Tighnari’s chest starts to glow gold. Everyone winces when you soon start shouting and Tighnari slams his face into the table. He’d end up gathering bunches of every flower in Sumeru and send them to you with a picture of him, Collei and Karkata. 

For Qiqi it's a little different. She can't remember the last time you've gone adventuring with her. Half the time she's too preoccupied to even remember she's already on your team. When a star falls and asks if she wants to go, she doesn't have time to check her notebook before she says yes, the star becoming hers and landing on your screen. 

Your rage and disappointment is always made evident fast, which always has Qiqi turning to Baizhu.

“Did I… Do something wrong?”

Baizhu sighs and kneels next to her, “You made a mistake, but it's alright. Come, why don't we look for an apology gift?”

The next day you open up the mail to see one from Qiqi. Attached to it are all the herbs she collected with Baizhu, her specialty dish No Tomorrow, and an acquaint fate.

Sorry… Qiqi doesn't remember what Qiqi did, but Qiqi knows Qiqi is sorry.

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Upon finishing the most recent event, you had teleported to the train suddenly before they noticed your presence leaving them. They couldn’t tell if you were in a menu or had left your computer entirely. After a while with nothing happening on your end everyone aboard the Astral Express quickly settled in, expecting to be here for a while longer. March was in her room organizing her photos, Dan Heng was going through the archives, and Himeko was making coffee while Stella and Welt were entertaining the guests. Gepard and Serval had come to visit the train that day. Pom Pom had wandered off earlier somewhere in the train and everything was relatively peaceful… Until they heard you start screaming.

March, Dan Heng, and Himeko all rushed into the Parlour car while the four already there were looking at each other in a bit of shock. It’s when they start making out what you’re saying and see Pom Pom rush back into the Parlour car did they realize you had started warping. A session which obviously didn’t go as planned.

They don't like hearing you angry or sad, so they try to come up with a plan, something - anything that will cheer you up without seeming too suspicious. All of them are in the middle of discussing when they also hear you mumble out a very quick and aggressive “Fuck Gepard.”

Everyone turns to him and his face goes red.

Plans are immediately put on hold as Stella whips out her baseball bat and attempts to smash his skull in. Welt tries to step in to stop her, Himeko and Dan Heng stand-off to the side (one more disappointed than the other), March cheers Stella on and Serval ignores her brother's plea for help.

They do eventually get around to cobbling up a multitude of jades for you to at least try again, but not before Stella nearly gave Gepard a concussion. He separately sends you an extremely long apology letter paired with a choice item to allow you to pick a 5 starlight cone of your choosing. Some of the others berate him for being so obvious, but he doesn't care as long as you're happy again.

#Sagau #Self Aware Genshin #SAHSR #SAHSRAU #Self Aware HSR #Genshin X Reader #Genshin Reader Insert #X Reader #Reader Insert #Man how do you write head cannons #Whenever I make bullet points it’s all gibberish #Sorry Star Rail’s shorter #There are a lot of stellar warp characters and half of them I wouldn’t know how to write for #coldbarbarianpeace #Pois.Writes #Pois.Posts #Pois.Asks

[rainypebble07]

Ancient Greece Byler?

Most of Ancient Greece was gay I think

Technically, yes- Greece was pretty gay (and a little problematic, but oh well)

I was such an ancient Greece nerd as a kid, so this was really, really fun!

I need someone who’ll take me on the McDonald’s Parthenon Date

#byler #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #Ancient Greece byler #history with byler #will is the most famous philosopher #And it’s all just gibberish #I can’t believe Mike had a divine intervention on his quest of self-discovery #You��re the spart #Bc he’s spartan #I’m so funny haha #No that was actually the worst joke I’ve ever made

[crabussy]

HI GUYS my weaponise your whimsy artwork is 30% off for pretty much everything you can get it on!!

everything else in my shop is also 30% off!! yayy ^_^

#SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!!!!!! #listen to my gibberish boy #redbubble #whimsy #whimsyposting #a few people bought it as a sticker which is super cool!!!!! might get one for myself when I have the cash [:

[morlock-holmes]

Starting to get really pissed off about the way people talk about Biden's student loan forgiveness plan. Here's the authority he relied on, the Heroes Act, 20 U.S. Code § 1098bb:

"Notwithstanding any other provision of law, unless enacted with specific reference to this section, the Secretary of Education (referred to in this part as the “Secretary”) may waive or modify any statutory or regulatory provision applicable to the student financial assistance programs under title IV of the Act [20 U.S.C. 1070 et seq.] as the Secretary deems necessary in connection with a war or other military operation or national emergency to provide the waivers or modifications authorized by paragraph (2)."

This is the same authority Betsy DeVos relied on to pause loan payments during the pandemic.

I don't want to hear another person pontificate about this ever again without being able to tell me:

Why they think the statute does not straightforwardly allow the loan forgiveness program;

Why the Supreme Court felt that the statute didn't allow the loan forgiveness program;

Why Biden should have known the court would rule the way it did;

Whether you think Biden had an alternative authority to enact a loan forgiveness program and if so what that authority is.

The fact that most people can't seem to do any of these things but still confidently talk about how obvious it is that Biden never wanted student loan forgiveness in the first place makes me want to throw a chair through a window.

#Biden v Nebraska #politics #Supreme Court #student loans #Personally I think that the court decision is very nearly total gibberish #So I would love to hear someone who had an actual defense of it other than that it was somehow just self-evident

[rillils]

notes: I’ve been going through a bit of a rough time lately, writer’s block being just one of the issues, so I thought I’d put everything on hold for a little while, grab a prompt from a prompt generator and see what happened. Today’s prompt was: cooking for one another or cooking together. Here goes nothing :3 wordcount: 1137 additional tags: modern setting – no powers AU, pre-serum Steve, fluff fluff fluff, domesticity, they haven’t tied the knot yet but they’ve been practically married since they were 15 pass it on. You can also find this ficlet on AO3!

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November has the crisp sound of crushed leaves, and the color of Bucky’s cheeks stung pink by the wind.

His smile is a soft thing when he reaches his arm out to wrap around Steve’s shoulders, herding him close into his side. “Wanna head back?”

Steve shrugs, “Yeah, if you want,” but his head has already found its natural place in the Steve-shaped slot under Bucky’s chin, where the wool lining of Bucky’s coat collar will tickle his cheek all the way home.

“I’m not cold, though,” Steve wishes to inform him, while Bucky guides them down the street at an easy promenade pace.

“’Course not,” Bucky agrees, punctuating the sentiment with a kiss to the top of Steve’s ruffled head. “Should have worn a hat there, Stevie. Wanna borrow mine? You know I don’t mind.”

“Nah, I’m fine.”

“’Kay.” A beat of silence. Two. Three. “Hey, you’ve got your gloves on, right?”

“Sure,” Steve replies, slipping his very much bare hand into the warmth of Bucky’s coat pocket.

“Uh-huh,” Bucky hums against Steve’s temple, absolutely and irrevocably one-hundred-percent fooled. “You know you’ll end up getting frostbite again, don’t ya.”

His voice brushes warmly against Steve’s cold skin, and Steve soaks it up like it’s the last summer sun, ducking his head low so Bucky won’t see him grin. “Yes, Ma.”

If Bucky then chooses crime and deliberately tickles him just under his ribs, over the spot he’s known since 2nd grade will make Steve produce the most embarrassingly high-pitched squeals, then Steve may have, perhaps, had it coming just a little bit.

He catches their reflection in the shop windows as they pass by; there’s Bucky’s grinning profile right there, his bangs mussed by the cold breeze, stirring fuzzily under his beanie; Steve’s own laughing face, the red tip of his nose, and their legs stepping together in perfect sync, one-two, one-two, fluid and easy, like they have a million times before. It fills him with a soft kind of awe, the way they move as one. If life was a poem, Steve is sure their bodies would rhyme.

Bucky’s hand curls snugly around his shoulder, bringing them just that little bit closer. “Let’s make something nice and warm for dinner.”

“Can it have potatoes?”

He doesn’t need to see Bucky’s smile; he can hear it in his voice, soft and amused, half-hidden in the fluff of Steve’s hair.

“Deal.”

*

Steve leans back against the kitchen island, cuddling a steaming cup of tea to his chest, watching the room – watching Bucky – come to life one ingredient at a time.

Bucky throws him a knowing glance, knife in his right hand, the sleeves of his sweater already pulled back to the elbows. “Are you gonna help at all?”

Steve smiles behind the rim of his cup. “Nope.”

“Called it.”

Dinner is a soft, long-rehearsed symphony, and Steve stands close by and listens gratefully, warmth curling like tender fingers in his chest.

The gentle rhythm of Bucky’s knife on the cutting board, chopping carrots into wedges and dicing potatoes into neat little cubes. The silken glide through pork, cut into bite-sized pieces. The languorous sizzle of onion tossed for a sweet little waltz in a drizzle of oil and a scoop of butter, and the splash of wine from the first and only bottle they’ve bought since moving in, and forgot in the back of a cabinet for months. The lazy simmer of the stew muttering quietly on the stove, like the old ladies in the front rows at Mass, with too many tales to tell and not enough time in between Hail Mary’s to spill them all.

Steve gathers every drop of it, of home wrapping her familiar embrace around him, and leans into the sound with his eyes closed, savoring it, Mm.

“You getting sleepy?”

Bucky’s looking at him curiously; Steve allows himself the pleasure of looking back, taking the time to drink him in. The steam from the pot has caused Bucky’s short hair to curl against his brow, and his eyes are smiling even when his mouth is not, and the hoop of Steve’s apron, the one that says Stick a fork in me, I’m done, sits a little too high around his neck. He’s never looked as beautiful, as heartbreakingly sweet as this. The very same thought crosses Steve’s mind spontaneously at least once every day, and every day it feels just as true as the one before.

“No,” he says, closing his eyes again, “I just like watching you.”

He can hear Bucky’s amused snort loud and clear over the bubble-de-bubble of their stew. “Anybody ever tell you you’re a weirdo, honey?”

Steve hums, contentment spreading from the center of his belly to the length of his limbs, reaching down to his fingers and toes.

“All the time, Buck.”

*

Their ankles twine like young roots under the table.

“Here, tell me how it is.”

Bucky feeds him the first spoonful from his own plate, and Steve indulges him, diligently opening up for the spoon.

Flavor unfolds like a many-layered story on his tongue: the sweet tang of rosemary, a whisper of black pepper, the tender bite of pork and the enticing juice of carrot – each voice speaks to him, describing a richness that cannot come from herbs and spices alone.

It’s the measure of everyday devotion; the care that was poured in every gesture, the peeling and the cutting, the stirring and the dishing. The simple pleasure of making something from scratch and saying, without words, For you.

Steve feels the grin bubble up from the well of his chest. The potato’s so soft, it melts like spun sugar on his tongue.

“Well?”

Bucky’s watching him closely; a small, near-shy smile curling his lips.

There’s something in his eyes, in the way they soften like this, in the gleam always kindled within, that Steve has failed to put a name to since he first saw it there.

Perhaps – he thinks, not for the first time – perhaps it needs no name, only a heart to feel it. And he does feel it, every time Bucky looks at him like this. Deep, deep-set here in his heart, in his stomach; in the golden crucible where tenderness is made.

“Come on, don’t leave me hanging,” Bucky prods. “Does it taste okay?”

It tastes like so many murmurs of ‘I love you’, is what Steve truly wants to say; but that’s a little secret he’ll keep to himself for now.

He snuggles his sock-clad feet between Bucky’s calves, like he often does on cold nights, when Bucky pulls him back against his chest, and their legs lock together like puzzle pieces under the duvet.

“It’s perfect,” Steve says.

Bucky’s eyes crinkle softly with his smile. Like poetry, Steve tells himself, as he lifts his own spoon.

#stucky #stevebucky #rillers scribbles #i cannot be held responsible for gibberish i write when i'm sad and stressed out so sgdjfhskdjfg #i feel extremely self-conscious about this one #but i'm also realizing it's my first fic of 2023!! #considering my history it could also be my last fic of 2023 lol but i hope that won't be the case #i love these boys so much ;___; #one day i'll learn how to post things decently #for now it's time to crawl back to my studying spot ;___; #putting this in the queue so i'll stop thinking about it #queue

[dawdlecentric]

D3G_Takahashi you are the boniji artist ever 💗💛

Their art really make me feel like this every time

I haven't seen all of their boniji/BTR art yet but these are my favorites so far (tho tbh I love all of their art!)

Source under the cut

#every time they upload boniji fanart I squeal and giggle and kick my legs and punch the air and throw up and explode #their art is just SOOO CUTE!!! and so wholesome!!! #and it's nice that they upload pretty consistently and when they do it makes my day and always put a smile on my face :))) #there are some okay boniji artists on twt but they're my favorite #and I followed them the moment I found their art when I was scouring boniji fanart there #and afaik they don't make sus fanart which is kinda my ick to some BTR artists on twt #so it's pretty refreshing to find an artist who makes fluffy wholesome fanarts #like it's so charming that they captured the highschool sweethearts/crush feeling #and the occasional domestic bliss so well on their boniji art it's so friggin sweet!! #also they like to draw Nijika with tsuchinoko!Bocchi often which I find precious xD #gosh I wish I could express my admiration for their art but my jp is not that great #and I feel self conscious if I comment some English gibberish gushing over their art #I'm just sooo normal abt their bnj art (⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠) *barking biting snarling going around in circles foams at the mouth* #ALSO! ALSO!! THEY AND OTHER BNJ ARTISTS ARE SELLING BNJ DOUJINS/ZINES SINCE DEC31 AND I WANTED SO BAD TO BUY IT 😩😫😭😭IF NOT ALL OF THE ARTIS #but I never ordered/don't know how to order stuff from JP before and even if I knew I'm broke af 😔 #*sigh* oh well I'll guess I'll wait- HOPE that someone who bought it will translate it and upload it to dynasty scans someday :')🤞🤞

[yae-energy]

insta wth is this

#saint laurent self #just a bunch of gibberish

[majimassqueaktoy]

Been thinking about Makoto again (whats new) and one aspect of her characterization that kinda gets forgotten or at least not spoken about much is the fact she's very determined? To the point of it being almost self destructive? Like yes she was sweet and kind hearted, and undeniably she was very vulnerable- a large part of her story is her having to depend on Majima but that wasn't the whole of it? When she sets her mind to something she goes for it.

She moved to Sotenbori to search for her brother, Japan was still relatively new to her, she'd lost her grandfather and her mother- but even alone against what had been a very cruel world she still tried.

Then there was what came after that- she survived against all odds, even losing her vision. she trained with Lee and became a very good little masseuse, still trudging forward- still with her goal in mind. Once she lost Tachibana she asked Majima outright if he would kill the patriarchs for her- a pretty wild thing to ask the man who was meant to be /your/ assassin not too long ago. She was told no and she said "Okay, I'll do it myself."

She marched her little ass up to Sohei Dojima and in front of those very patriarchs and all the Dojima family she asked for their heads- Did it work out for her? Was it smart? No. But she had a spine of steel and fuck if I don't love her for it.

And even at the very end we see her protecting the girl she was with, smacking both those yakuza who had accosted them, even telling her friend to run away- she'd take the brunt of whatever they were planning and she did it with a stiff upper lip. So yes Makoto was vulnerable. And yes she needed protection and help-

But she wasn't a wallflower.

#Not that there's anything wrong with being a wallflower mind you!! #Like... I really do like that. #and it's sort of nearly a negative trait with her! Because she runs into situations head first and that's another thing that I think people #can miss with her. Like she's determined in an almost self-destructive way- its easy to miss bc she's so lovely and sweet and unassuming #And I'm kinda obsessed. #Like smacking those two yakuza and telling the other girl to leave is a TERRIBLE IDEA. she is 100% in the right to smack them of course #and I'm cheering her on but ultimately that was a dangerous thing to do- but she did it. And I kinda would love to see Majima's reaction #had it not been their reunion / farewell that she wasnt even aware of #I think he'd be half smitten and half horrified- yes makoto smacking dudes is so hot. But also please dont come to kamurucho #and brawl scary dudes?? omg im gonna cry?? #Makoto's vulnerability is one of my fave things about her. The story/Majima never pities her for it- they respect that and want #to help her hold onto it and its wonderful #But Makoto has spunk is what im saying #makoto makimura #yakuza 0 #um #yakuza meta #iguess?? #this is a 2am ramble it might be GIBBERISH #anyway *shaking you* MAKOTO

[solidagotea]

yeah, i think this gets its point across

#you know who you are #this took way to long for the level of quality achieved a #i will not be mentally recovering anytime soon #art #doodle #comics #👁👁 #this is kinda terrible now that i look at it #but #ehhh #just more strange gibberish to cause my future self suffering

[billygaysanguine]

skuldaddery

#one of these days im gonna make an actual self indulgent post. for now you get gibberish #skulduggery pleasant #familial self ship

[kakusu-shipping]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MUSHISHI S/I!! Where did he come from?? Does he have a relationship with Ginko or anyone else?? I bet he researches Mushi, right? That seems on brand with you and your curious lil brain

Aaaaah you'd think right. I am once again answering an S/I ask with Actually I have two different Self Inserts for this fandom fdkgjfdkg

The other one, an adult who lives alone and runs a hot spring in the mountains Ginko regularly visits does Research Mushi, and writes about them in his novels. He's part of the ever growing Aro Ginko Polycule, I've talked about him a few times, he's not interesting, just kind of domestic and in love with Ginko who pays him a visit once a year or so.

A lot of my younger self inserts are much more Head Empty than my older ones, the one your asking about especially

He's a kid inflicted by the Ginko who just showed up one day in Adashino's village. Adashino assumed him some sort of love child of Ginko's and sent a letter telling him to get his ass over here as soon as possible.

He appears about 7 or 8 years old, but it's hard to tell sense his knowledge seems toddler like. He doesn't know how to use chop sticks, or what he can and can't eat, or how to dress himself, and doesn't speak or seem to understand much of what anyone says to him.

He has a bad tenancy to grab Mushi by the handful and shove them in his Tokoyami filled eye, which is what lead Doctor Adashino to bandaging up the opening, sense he assumed that probably wasn't a good thing to be doing.

In the few weeks it took Ginko to arrive, Adashino got pretty attached to the kid, getting rather use to parenting his larger than most toddler. However, like Ginko, if in one place for too long Mushi will begin to swarm around him, making it dangerous for him to stay in the villager, or anywhere for that matter.

It took a lot of convincing, but Ginko eventually agreed to take the kid on as his apprentice, taking him on his travels and teaching him the dangers and nuances of Mushi.

Basically, he becomes Ginko and Adashino's adopted son over time. Whenever he gets to talking he calls Adashino "Papa", but Ginko remains just Ginko or some form of "Master"/"Sensei" when he's learning. He also calls Tanyuu variations of "Mama" or "Auntie", with Tama being "Grandma" exclusively. He doesn't like Kumado at all.

#Emile's Arts #Self insert #I haven't come up with a name for him really because realistically Adashino would name him something Japanese #And eeeeeeeeeeh I don't like doing that very much #The reason behind his whole Toddler-like behavior is he's a foreigner #A little European boy who got separated from his Trader parents while traveling and lost all his memories #He has no clue what anyone is saying ever and doesn't really know how to speak either #Because when he tries when he's alone it sounds weird sense he's hearing Japanese all the time #He thinks he's speaking gibberish or something's wrong with him #So he stays quiet #Mushishi takes place in between the Edo and Meiji periods so around when European trading was permitted #But it's still a rather sheltered old fashioned country #Thus why Ginko has his more European style clothes #Anyway he hates the Obi and takes it off as often as he can #And is constantly just putting shit in his eye hole #The Tokoyami appreciate it #Unrelated for SOME reason I thought it was Tokoyomi instead of Yami #Even thought I KNOW Tokoyami is like darkness so that makes more sense #I dunno where the yomi came from #My other S/I is romantic (kinda) with Ginko where this one is Familial #It's also a hard reboot of the S/I 12 year old me made when I first watched the show #Thankyou for asking

[crabussy]

I love being a system because I get overwhelmed and automatically hand bodily controls over to a small 12 year old girlthing with raccoon tendencies and sharp teeth who will then proceed to spend the next several hours watching shark videos and telling my friends my embarrassing secrets

#have fun katie I'm so glad we're not at home where all my halloween candy is <- has the same lack of self control anyway #listen to my gibberish boy #everyone say YAYYY OSDD #the tone of this post is not sarcastic its kind of. self aware humour poking fun at my situation because I do appreciate the others

[chemblrish]

I should probably stop checking out my new professors before the semester starts by looking through their articles bc it only makes me want to drop out instead of signing up for their classes bc clearly I'm too dumb but also. I need to know. I NEED to know.

#im just a first year of course its all gibberish to me #but im stupid too right #can you even have self esteem as a science student

[gay-trashcan-cat]

bro I wish I told my younger self that screenshotting random crap that I will never look at again was a bad idea, took me a total of 3 hours to be able to delete 4422 different videos and images I had saved. AND THIS IS AFTER CLEANING UP MY PHONE STORAGE A 3RD TIME.

#If only I my younger self knew 🤡 #Wtf why has it taken so long to delete all this junk on my phone #I can now live in peace knowing all the junk is gone #geckos gibberish

[foxilayde]

Nathan explaining his recent projects to you for a half hour and you get fed up so you say "I don't know what the fuck that means" next time he uses obscure jargon, and he proceeds to turn into Hank fucking Green

Nathan "You Want Me to Shut Up So Now I'm Talking More" Bateman

Look, I can’t even pretend that having Nathan Bateman ELI5 some tech shit to me wouldn’t get me hotter than Georgia asphalt. I’d be biting my lip, nodding, and unknotting the tie string on his basketball shorts. sorry.

#especially if he was being really condescending about it #like #’you really need me to EXPLAIN the difference between Dev and Prod to you??’ #and he comes up with the most childish analogy #ugh #I’m sick #but this is honestly a top tier fantasy #which is rough #because can you even appreciate how difficult it is to come up with something for him to explain to me that I know nothing about? #it’s gibberish #gettin my own self blushing over tech GIBBERISH #that I had to concoct in my own brain and make it sound believable to myself #it’s so fucked. 😂

[smileymaste]

i had a dream that joe locke played anakin but padme was still natalie portman and also in the dream i “woke up” and typed that dream into my notes on my phone so when i actually woke up i tried to find the note but i couldnt

#there was more to the dream but i cant remember much anymore #i think in my dream note-taking i was literally typing gibberish #also there were a lot of viktuuri pics on my phone and i said it was for science #a real mishmash of fandom bullshit in my head huh ghsdkfgjhsd #heartstopper #joe locke #star wars #self