are women shaving. every day? every DAY? um. girl no wonder your skin never feels smooth. what the hell.
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Sometimes I feel like the rules been changed, Sometimes I feel like a ghost in chains
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This is supposed to be the outfit that "protects" Link from acquiring frostbite pfffttt
Between this top and the mandatory acrylics that come with the new arm, gotta say I'm loving how much Nintendo keeps leaning into GNC Link XD
MINI UPDATE: (Guys, I've already updated this post with the correct info. The "protects" part was supposed to be a joke about how skimpy the outfit was. I didn't realize the outfit gave an attack bonus at first, either. That was it. That was the post. You don't need to keep sending me messages trying to inform me about the frost attack. I know, I promise).
Update I: Just realized they gave him a set of blue acrylics for his left hand
Link really do be out here serving cunt 💅💅✨✨
Update II: Many thanks to the people who pointed out that this outfit gives you a special frost attack when in cold temperature areas, it doesn't actually protect you from the elements. I'll be honest, I am purposely avoiding any guides or walkthroughs for my TotK playthrough (since I'm trying to replicate my BotW experience). When I found the Frostbite Shirt, I was just happy that I finally had a piece of clothing that I thought could protect me from dying of hypothermia (was chugging spicy elixirs like you wouldn't believe) so I didn't notice the attack bonus until a bunch of you pointed it out lol
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huge news for my fellow fictional map enthusiasts. i think i just found a (semi-)canon map of wayne manor
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The absolute best ship dynamic of all time is 'Normal ass man, just your everyday Walmart shopper, has as much charisma as a wet paper bag' x 'Incredibly interesting psychotic manic twink with homicidal impulses and a god complex' and somehow the latter is the one who thinks the former is the most attractive fascinating sexy person on Earth.
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dude. guys look. I just got an ad for REAL x-ray glasses?? like it wasn't a joke, they were really unironically claiming they work?? the footage was edited so the glasses made people's clothes disappear and showed them in swimsuits and everything, like a damn cartoon. they really will just let you advertise anything on this website huh
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I hope the next guilty gear game has bridget come back in her 40s and she's been on estrogen for years now and has massive tits and she's also fat send post
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The Biden admin is quietly preparing to pressure Switzerland to block a bid to probe violations of the Geneva Conventions ― aka war crimes ― by both Israel & Hamas (+ others).
Today in “things you do when you’re definitely on the right side of history”…
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