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Vincent Price
A Royal Scandal (1944)
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dear-mrs-otome · 9 months
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Silvio's true love language and superpower is 'overprotective self-sacrificing worrywart'
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lil-vibes · 11 months
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hc that dazai only eats food that 1. came from a can that he just opened or 2. food that he can confirm was made by chuuya. sometimes he'll wait until chuuya takes a bite out of dazai's food because he is paranoid enough to think that it's poisoned
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bwabbitv3s · 1 year
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Want to bet that at some point Danny with Tuckers help rigs up a livestream of the inside of the Fenton Fridge™ to try and catch how long it takes the hotdogs to turn into ghosts. Mostly he just wants some idea of when to clean out the fridge to prevent sudden hotdog attacks. No one outside of Amity Park takes it serious and thinks it is just a joke. A more boring version of a watch the lettuce outlast the politician only they don't know the context of the joke.
Then the live stream starts to glitch. Weird artifacting and fuzzing along the edges of the hotdog package form. A few people start to notice the odd items in the fridge like the specimen sample container filled with what looks like lime green jello. That sometimes the hands that rifle through it to take stuff out are wearing protective gloves.
The ARG people start to trickle into the stream and pick through past footage and Danny's other videos. His channel which had just a dozen or so followers ticks upwards and people join in on the new "Fridge Livestream ARG".
With his friends help Danny leans hard into letting people think it is an AGR. Tucker on the digital side with allowing more controlled bursts of the ecto-interfearence on the stream. Rigging up custom emots, notifications, and a donation page. Sam helps provide creepy ghost vegetables and fruit. Undergrowth's contact in the city has caused some creepy garden hotspots that grow super weird vegetables. Like potatoes that look like screaming faces or carrots with ridges like closed eyes. Danny starts moving the overflow of lab fridge stuff into the regular fridge things. Instead of them being banished to the drawer of shame Jazz created. Timing swapping the stuff into place with the bursts of artifacting Tucker lets through.
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silverthelovebug · 3 months
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infection AU on the brain again :3
IDK Cupid carrying her gf like a purse is funny to me
Anyways, they’re trying to find refuge in the camp Darling set up for those non-infected (and to find a cure for Blondie) (She is impatient)
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seoafin · 9 months
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gojo and geto seem like the last people to be overly domestic but they take to it so easily it surprises everyone
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taffywabbit · 8 months
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i've been playing through the leaked N64 prototype build of Dinosaur Planet (that rareware game that got turned into Starfox Adventures on the gamecube later) over the past couple nights and i gotta say... i think people gave the gibberish alien voice acting in Adventure a bit more hate than it deserved? like don't get me wrong, it WAS hilariously awkward and impossible to take seriously, but i'd take that shit ANY day over having to listen to... a handful of british people doing the most inscrutable attempts at racist accents i've maybe EVER heard in a video game??? like holy FUCK it's bad y'all. in fact the entire chunk of the game in Swapstone Circle is pretty much fully unsalvageable. the music, the iconography, the way the NPCs talk and are dressed, the literal most basic tropes of the storyline itself in that area... good grief, it's no wonder that entire chunk of the game was cut from the final product. absolutely wild that anyone at Rare thought that shit was okay to include, even 20+ years ago
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batemanofficial · 2 months
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ok i have a question for all the sickos and/or hospital workers current and former:
i used to volunteer at a hospital, so i've been to the morgue several times and seen several cadavers - i was largely unfazed by the whole deal, but i also know folks who'd do anything not to have to set foot anywhere near a morgue. but i'm curious to know what the consensus is! :3c
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eruden-writes · 2 years
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Room & Board - Part 6 (Tabaeus x Reader)
Anon submitted this prompt: For the prompt submissions a vampire that feels guilty after feeding/attacking someone so they leave obscenely valuable ancient artifacts as payment/an apology?
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Together, you and Tabaeus make a list of preferences in a house. It takes the better part of two days to get the bulk of it - and the reasons behind the wants - solidified in your head.
A finished basement and an easy to board-up attic, which would give Tabaeus options for their own room. 
Two or more bedrooms. At least one for yourself and an office, you decided. Perhaps an extra bedroom for a roommate, if that ever became a possibility. 
Two or more bathrooms, a necessity for any multi-person living situation. 
A garage, preferably with a workshop, since homeownership meant upkeep. Plus, you might need a place to hew some wooden stakes.
Hardwood floors, for ease of clean-up. Especially if blood was involved.
Perhaps a garden, ideally a greenhouse. You always wanted to grow fruits and vegetables. Plus, the more you read of vampires, the more you realized there were herbs you could use for protection.
As you work on the list, new concerns cropped up. Mainly, what records you may need for Tabaeus. Birth certificate? Proof of citizenship? A bank account?
These are the worries swirling around your brain as you stand at your job. You decided not to call off for the third day in a row. Even if Tabaeus had enough valuable trinkets to make you a billionaire, you figure it’s best to keep working for now. Who knew what would draw suspicion your way?
So you stood, cleaning the counters after the main dinner rush of the Milk King Lemon Jollies at North Plaza Mall. You stare blankly at the perpetually sticky counter as you move the damp rag around, concerns about house hunting swarming your thoughts. 
It’s quiet now, with your previous mob of customers sated with sweets and meats. Some still linger around the food court, munching away. The ice cream machinery and refrigeration hums around you as the hotdog cooker clicks and clacks and rolls the fresh hissing wieners. The ambient sound of the food court chatter draws you further into your head.
“Excuse me? Hello?” An irritable voice finally cuts through your fog and you jerk to attention.
Blinking away your worries, your best customer service smile stretches over your lips as you turn to face the potential patron standing in front of the registers. As you approach them, your tone is no less fake as your farce of a smile. “Oh, I’m sorry! What can I get for you?” 
“Finally, I’ve been standing here for fifteen minutes!” Liar, you think, knowing that - despite your distraction - you always make a habit of checking for customers every few minutes. On the person’s chest, you notice a name tag from one of the more ritzy boutiques from down the road. Somewhere that caters to more obscenely wealthy clientele. 
You only vaguely register the she/her under the customer’s name, before your attention is dragged back to her face by her snapping fingers. “Pay attention! My goodness, I know this is a minimum wage job, but do better!” 
To your credit, your smile doesn’t falter. “Your order?” 
“Yeeaaaah,” drawls the woman, turning her eyes to the lighted menu board hanging overhead. You sourly think she does not sound like someone who has been pondering their order for fifteen minutes. She points her finger, tipped in a long sharp nail, at the menu. “Can I get a sample of the slushie?”
“I’m sorry, but we don’t give samples of the slushie,” you answer, apologetically. Your cheeks hurt from how much you’ve turned the sweetness up on your smile. You brace for the customer’s aggravation, as you always do when you cannot comply with a request.
No amount of sweet smiling can save you as the customer turns an icy look to your face. “Excuse me?” 
“We have no measurement for sample sizes, other than samples for the Lemon Jollies,” you explain, indicating the blenders of pre-prepared drinks in a cooler between the registers. “I can get you a sample of one of these. Our new passionfruit flavor is really good!” 
“I want a sample of the slushie.” Each word is said slowly and harshly, as if you’re simply lacking comprehension. She makes a sharp motion with her hand, indicating the slushie machine, as she moves her head in a derisive manner. “Figure it out.”
Your customer service smile falters. Months ago, when someone else had requested a free sample of the slushie, you happened to be working with the owner of this franchise. Now, you leaned into the excuse they had told the previous customer, “Ma’am, the syrup is too expensive to give free samples.” 
“Look here,” she says as she stomps her foot. Her hands slam on the counter as she leans toward you. It’s only then that you notice there’s another person in line behind her. “I am the customer and the customer is always right!” 
“Ma’am, a line is beginning to form behind you.” Your words come out brittle and your smile is not as sunny as it had been earlier. Frantically, your brain scrambles for a way to smooth over the situation, but - unless she orders something - there’s really nothing left of this transaction. “If you don’t want a sample of the Lemon Jollies or you need more time to decide, please step aside so I can help other customers until you’re ready.” 
“I was here first!” By now, her tantrum has reached the breaking voice stage. You close your eyes and breathe through your nose, wondering if threatening to call security will aide this situation or not. She’s undeterred by your reaction though, as her words barrel forth, “This treatment is unacceptable. Where is your-” 
Before she could finish the dreadful phrase, the customer behind her steps forward and lays a hand on her shoulder. “Pardon the intrusion, but what is the problem?” 
Something in your guts flip, realizing the waiting customer is Tabaeus. You didn’t even realize. They’re wearing high-waisted black slacks, with a long-sleeved teal shirt tucked into the belted waist. Over it all, they wear that familiar trench coat. Sunglasses perch on their nose and a black beanie sits snug against their head, hiding the points of their ears from view. Vaguely, you note they’re even wearing the silver cursive ‘T’ necklace that had caught their eye at All Mart.
You’re brought back to the current situation as the customer makes a sharp movement at you. She has half-turned toward Tabaeus, presuming they were a fellow sympathetic party. “This minimum wage worker isn’t serving me!” 
“Ah, I see,” Tabaeus simply smiles, standing at ease with their hands in their pockets. They tilt their head toward you, their red eyes peering over the sunglasses. “Should I take care of this annoyance for you?” 
“How kind of you but-” The woman titters, before realizing Tabaeus is speaking to you. About her. At once, her back straightens and outrage has her hissing, “Excuse me!” 
“Oh, yes, excuse you.” You barely catch the flashy glow of Tabaeus’s red eyes as they turn back to the woman. Tabaeus lifts their sunglasses up and you certainly see how the customer’s eyes widen, consciousness fading into a daze. Tabaeus leans closer to her, their voice dropping to a firm whisper, “Perhaps a dip will cool off your heated attitude.” 
A too-wide smile spreads over the woman’s lips, her gaze remaining disconcertingly blank. Her voice is breathy and soft as stilted words leave her mouth, “That sounds wonderful.” 
In silence, you watch her toddle off - a little wobbly on her feet - toward the main thoroughfare of the mall. You’re still trying to process what just happened. 
Returning their glasses to the appropriate place on their nose, Tabaeus turns back to you. “Other than her, how has your shift gone?” 
“What did you do to her?” Your head snaps toward them, your voice low and hushed so no one else in the food court can hear. Though, it seems no one has taken any notice. 
Tabaeus cringes behind their sunglasses, a lopsided grin tilting at their lips. Their little shrug has your stomach dropping, even as they mumble, “Hypnotism?” 
“Is that your answer?” Your eyes narrow and Tabaeus squirms under your critical look. “Or are you guessing?” 
Tabaeus makes a sound, as if they’re not entirely sure themselves. “She was causing you obvious distress, so I just… did something?”
With a groan, you drag a hand down your face, refraining the urge to lay your face on the counter. You are at work. Your dirty little secret of a vampire is standing at the register. The shift is only half over. Your coworker is due back at any second.
Faintly, you hear a splash far off in the distance, followed by the shrill whistle of Mall Cop Roy. A further, rather wet sounding, commotion ensues and you watch as mall patrons drift toward the scuffle. 
You add ‘your dirty little secret of a vampire hypnotized a rude customer into jumping into the mall fountain’ to your growing list of stressors. Though you doubt much will come of that one. Unless there’s a vampire lurking in North Plaza Mall, but what are the chances of that?
“I apologize for my appearance,” Tabaeus mumbles, leaning against the counter as your drop your hand from your face and look up at them. “I found myself missing you.” 
Warm fluttering feelings tickle in your chest, but you clamp down on them. As strangely comfortable as you’ve grown to the vampire in a short amount of time, you want to keep a level head around them. “Missing me or my blood?” 
“What do you take me for? Of course, I missed you.” Tabaeus frowns, though there’s an amount of pout in it that makes it playful. It doesn’t take them long to tilt their head to the side, a considering look glinting in their eye as their voice drops to a suggestive hush, “But if you are offering a nip, I certainly will not decline.” 
“Tabaeus,” you sigh and move away from the counter, deciding to at least pretend to work by restocking cups and lids. As you’re doing so, Tabaeus follows you along the perimeter of the counter. Unable to ignore them, you airily ask, “How did you even get here?” 
“The locomotive you took me on last time,” answers Tabaeus a with single-shouldered shrug. You should have known the vampire would remember the subway. And the fact they’ve fed on you multiple times would likely explain how they knew to come to the mall. “I sat next to an intriguing fellow that had a fretfully adorable weasel in his pocket.” 
You stop in restocking the large cups and shoot Tabaeus a look. Judging from their unfazed demeanor, there was no innuendo in their strange words. However, your voice still sounds uncertain as you guess, “A ferret?” 
“Yes! That is what he called it.” The vampire points at you and flashes a brilliant smile, as if they’d been searching for a particular word and you promptly gave it to them. “He offered to sell it to me.” 
That causes you to turn abruptly back to Tabaeus, your stomach dropping. “Please, tell me you didn’t take it.” 
“Of course not.” Tabaeus chuckles, apparently amused by your stricken expression.
“Thank goodness,” you breathe in relief and move on to refreshing the straws. You aren’t even sure what your current rental’s policy is when it came to pets. Animals were expensive to take care of and, besides, you knew nothing about ferrets. What did they even eat?
Your relief is short-lived as Tabaeus reaches into an inner pocket of their trench coat. “Although, I did acquire these little ones.”
In horror, you slowly turn to view whatever it is Tabaeus holds in their long-fingered hands. It’s a pouch. You press your lips together in a thin line, eyeing the bag and hoping it won’t move. 
Of course, something in it stirs. As Tabaeus loosens the pouch’s strings, you hesitantly peer into the recesses. Two small furry things, with eyes like glass beads, stare back at you. One is a dark, almost black, grey while the other is lighter with stripes of brown.
Without thought, you lean over the counter and grab Tabaeus’s coat in two hands, dragging their face closer to yours. They oblige you, leaning forward with a curious look as you hiss, “Tabaeus, you don’t buy sugar gliders from some rando on the subway!” 
“Why ever not?” Sincere confusion crosses Tabaeus’s face. They really have no idea why you don’t just buy random stuff from people you cross paths with. Faintly, you wonder how Tabaeus even bought the sugar gliders to begin with. You didn’t think they had any hard cash on them.
“You don’t know what’s wrong with them!” You look down at the little pouch, containing the little creatures. They’re still staring up at you with their glassy eyes,  “They could be super sick or stolen or something!”
“They said they were-” Before Tabaeus could finish their statement, they get distracted. Their attention turns from your face to something behind you. 
Briefly, you think they’re trying to trick you or even think of an adequate answer. Until a voice from behind you says, “What’s going on here?”
A cold chill rushes down your spine. You completely forgot where you were, the uniform you’re wearing, the setting. How it would look for an employee to grasp onto a potential customer’s jacket, hissing at them, as said customer held out a little pouch. Any outsider looking at the scenario would either assume you were accosting Tabaeus or they were trying to deal you drugs.
On top of all that, you completely forgot your co-worker today was due back from their lunch.
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i just got an email from an MFA program saying my sample isn't appropriate for fiction because it seems to be middle grade and do i want to reapply to their writing for young people genre
the sample in question being a HORROR SHORT STORY narrated by a six year old, on the run with his older brother bc his parents have been turned into vampires... it ends with the six year old being manipulated into letting his father in and the parents attacking them all. one of the final scenes is the older brother crawling around in his own blood. then the mom carries off the six year old to put him to bed, and the story ends with him being bitten
HOW IS THAT FOR MIDDLE GRADERS
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themanwhowouldbefruit · 4 months
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art school is like a 4yr degree into learning about some of the most toxic and unwell variations of people that exist. some of them are students even!!
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ni-kol-koru · 7 months
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asexual-vampire · 9 days
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Went to (yet another) event at my fav sex shop and I might have found an air pulse toy that should be able to fit my dick 👀
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gemkun · 22 days
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@duelmarks said : ❝ Hey doc, I had a fine idea — what if my next mod ain't just any ol' thing but an in-built music player? Y'know, like those gadgets folks carry around, but right there in my chassis. Just picture it, ridin' along with them tunes playin' right from within! ❞ // attacks Ratio
      ⸻       whenever   the   cyborg   comes   prancing   along   to   his   refuge   of   sanctitude   ,   it   can   only   lead   to   the   brewing   of   a   catastrophic   storm.   by   the   whip   lashed   to   his   waist   or   as   a   result   of   other   measures   ,   is   a   scenario   the   doctor   does   not   wish   to   examine.   nor   ,   realise   the   dormant   inevitability.
  for   now   ,   the   request   remains   guileless   enough   ,   though   hardly   anything   can   be   ruled   out   when   it   orbits   the   gunslinger.   since   —   by   and   large   —   repercussions   move   with   him   in   every   stride   ,   sowing   disasters   in   his   very   wake.   leaving   the   scholar   to   deal   with   the   troublesome   aftermath   ,   should   calamity   befall   unsuspecting   victims.
  legs   cross   in   his   sat   posture   ,   addressing   the   consumer   amidst   the   process   of   ordering   an   impromptu   alteration.   ❝   i   would   not   waste   my   imagination   on   your   trivial   proposition.   ❞   latched   along   ebony   ,   his   fingers   drum   against   the   arm   of   his   chair   ,   as   if   in   deep   thought   —   ruminating   on   this   harmless   but   unnecessary   adjustment.
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  pitched   ,   his   chin   tilts   ,   caught   by   an   index   and   thumb   whereupon   he   rests   to   mull   over   the   outcome.   ❝   this   isn’t   an   attempt   to   bypass   the   capabilities   of   the   synesthesia   beacon   ,   is   it   ?   ❞   of   course   ,   the   mundanite   knows   the   dilemma   associated   with   the   revolutionary   advancement.   that   pressing   complication   ,   by   no   means   ,   indicates   he   has   any   intention   of   restoring   it.
  ❝   besides   ,   i   dread   the   arrangements   you   would   play.   ❞
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spacetimesanytime · 6 months
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Various illustrations from Megpoid the Music! I believe most these images themselves came from the now-defunct Megpoid the Music website, and are viewable in-game through the GUMI Room gallery-- although the fan illustration is from an in-game loading screen, so some of the other landscape images might've also been loading screens.
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seaquestions · 1 year
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i like that ror2 is another less-story-mostly-lore type thing cos im free to imagine how the greater UES Safe Travels polycule works as much as i want at my leisure. i can just make shit up!
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