#skk headcanons

[autumnleaf1111]

I can just imagine whenever Dazai flusters Chuuya he starts floating—

The ADA and Port Mafia combined forces again. SKK and SSKK were on a mission together. Chuuya saw something he liked and smiled softly. Dazai noticed and accidentally thought out loud.

Dazai:Huh… I never thought you could smile that cute. I always thought you only had a grumpy grin.

Chuuya:……uh… *covers his red face and starts floating away in a ball shape*

Dazai: Chibi? Uh— What—

Dazai then grabs his leg and drags him down. Chuuya just sits on the floor, not saying a word.

Dazai: Uh— You— You o..kay?

Sskk from out of know where show up.

Atsushi rolling his eyes: he’s flustered.

Dazai: what?

Akutagawa: You do realize what you just said to him, right?

Dazai: What’d I say?

Atsushi: are— are you serious? Like— you’re joking right? You’re doing this on purpose?

Dazai: doing what on purpose—

Akutagawa: You just called his smile cute.

Dazai: No, I said I thought he had only a grumpy grin and not a smile that would be cute.

SSKK:……

Akutagawa: Dumb—

Atsushi: Dumb as hell

Then they drag the two back to where they were supposed to meet back when the job was done.

#SSKK #skk headcanons #SSKK being done with Skk and their obliviousness #sskk hates their dumbasses #SKK being gay #Dazai being dumb af #Flustered Chuuya #bungou stray dogs #skk #gay shit #shin soukoku #soukoku #bsd

[nighttimeebony]

I was rewatching the first season of Bungou Stray Dogs with a friend when I noticed something about Dazai from episode 1.

We all know that Dazai isn't really a fighter, but when he's getting chased by Atsushi in his tiger form...

Dazai doesn't take his hands out of his pockets until he has to use his ability to subdue Atsushi.

Now, where have we seen that before?

And then I noticed something familiar about the way that Chuuya wears his coat

What was that thing about couples adopting each other's mannerisms again?

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #skk #soukoku #bsd headcanons #soukoku headcanons #skk headcanons #dazai x chuuya #i just think its super cute how dazai and chuuya both exhibit traits that the other person had when they were teenagers #coincidence? i think not

[pastel-paramour]

I have to get this off my chest because the requisite number of SKK posts have crossed my dashboard and I can’t hold it anymore.

SO everyone is familiar with the HC that Chuuya basically admitted to drinking about Dazai leaving the Port Mafia, but allow me to provide more context.

We know that Chuuya states he opened an ‘89 bottle of Pétrus wine the night Dazai left. And Dazai wasn’t kidding when he says Pétrus is exorbitantly expensive. It is a collector’s item. So even a polite 750ml bottle costs something to the tune of five or six thousand dollars or more.

Not only that, but it has an alcohol content of 13.5%, as far as all wine goes it’s a bit higher (average being 12%) with most supermarket wines hovering around 6-8% for scale.

That said, we know two things about Chuuya; 1) the poor lad can’t hold his liquor for shit, and 2) he would not open this bottle like this unless he planned on finishing it.

We also know that Dazai confessed to planting a bomb under his car the night he left.

So allow me to set the scene: Dazai had defected from the Port Mafia, without telling his partner of 3 years. Distraught, Chuuya pops his most expensive bottle because what’s the fucking point, and absolutely trounces it. Finishing the bottle, he stumbles out of the building, beeps his car and it explodes, knocking him on his ass.

And from the ground, in the light of his flaming car he mutters “a’right, a’right… I won’t drink’n’drive…” before passing out in the street.

Prosecution rests.

#bungo stray dogs #SKK #soukoku #bsd headcanons #bsd hcs #skk headcanons

[ren-mielthebee]

i live to serve

+ bonus

#bsd #skk #skk headcanons #soukoku #bsd skk #skk fanart #dazai x chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #bungou sd

[blindblossom]

I love the 22!Soukoku dynamic in canon because every interaction they have is like:

Dazai: Ughhh Chuuya is so annoying, why won’t he leave me alone (hasn’t actually talked to Chuuya in 4 years)

Chuuya: Ughhh what the fuck now, I bet it’s Dazai’s fault (Dazai is nowhere nearby or involved in the scene)

#soukoku #dachuu #dazai osamu #bsd #bsd dazai #nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs #skk #skk headcanons #skk hc #writing #soukoku headcanons #soukoku is sad and in love #soukoku ao3 #dazai x chuuya #bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd chuuya #Bsd HC #chuuya nakahara

[flamie-42]

Chuuya saw in a movie once that someone kissed someone and they shut up after it. He tried it on Dazai

Dazai: *being annoying* Chibi! Chibi! Chuuya~ hey Chuuyaaa~ Chuuya: stop it Dazai Dazai: *doesn't stop* Chuuya: *kisses him* Dazai: *shocked* .... Chuuya: *relived* Ah what a wonderful sound of silence Dazai: *blushing and still cant process it* Chuuya: *proud of himself* wow that worked really well

Dazai ran confused to Kouyou who laughed at him too

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd headcanons #skk headcanons #skk #soukoku #dazai x chuuya #bungou gay dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

[anime-fixation]

Been thinking about SKK’s height difference and kissing.

Chuuya definitely can’t kiss Dazai if they’re standing next to each other. So he eventually decides to start to using gravity manipulation to get eye level with Dazai.

Dazai only let him fall the first time they did this. Every time after as soon as their lips meet, and Chuuya’s power is nullified, Dazai catches him.

Chuuya ends up do this enough that Dazai doesn’t even have to think about it anymore. His arms start to instinctively go out to catch Chuuya before their lips even meet.

#bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bungo stray dogs #skk #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd skk #skk headcanons #skk hc #bsd headcanons #soukoku

[doublesuicide19]

Chuuya: I hate Dazai I wish he was dead

Also Chuuya: *saves his skinny ass every single season*

Dazai:

#the true plot holes of bungo stray dogs #soukoku #bungou gay dogs #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #anime #bungo stray dogs #dazai #bsd meme #bsd chuuya #bsd season 5 #chuuya #skk #skk headcanons #skk hc

[starregulus]

hc that Chuuya would trick Dazai into drinking water by giving him two cups of water and telling him one of them is poisoned, knowing that he would just drink them both

(spolier: none of them were poisoned but dazai kept falling for it just in case they were)

#we all know Dazai was incredibly dehydrated all throughout his time at the port mafia #osamu 'water tastes gross' dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #bungou stray dogs #bsd #skk headcanons #15!skk #soukoku headcanons #starregulus

[carbonateds-oda]

dazai stealing chuuyas phone when he’s not looking and taking dumb pictures of himself to set as his lock screen bc ofc this fucker knows his password somehow

he does it so often that chuuya gets to the point where he doesn’t even bother to change it anymore w ofc dazai eventually takes notice of and tries to confront chuuya abt it

and he’s so amused asking chuuya why he has yet to set it back to normal, fully expecting him to either get mad and yell that there’s no point if he’s gonna keep changing it, or that he’ll get all flustered and try to deny it

what he doesn’t expect is for chuuya to just shrug at him and go “just thought it was cute” and then immediately return to whatever he was doing as if he didn’t just cause dazai’s brain to combust

chuuya: …you good?

dazai:

#chuuyas cackling to himself in his head cuz his plan worked perfectly #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #skk #soukoku #skk headcanons

[acornwinter]

this is literally chuuya.

this is LITERALLY chuuya

Chuuya: “can I have a water….

on the rocks.”

dazai: “LMFAO WHAT?”

#bunguo stray dogs #bsd #dazai x chuuya #osamu dazai bsd #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #chuuya bsd #bsd chuuya x dazai #skk headcanons #skk bsd #bungou stray dogs headcanons #bsd soukoku #soukoku #bungou stray dogs x reader #the mage’s hat 🎩 #headcanons #bsd headcanons #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd skk

[autumnleaf1111]

Do you think that when Dazai left the Port Mafia, he blew up Chuuya’s car as a message. Basically saying “don’t come looking for me” or something? Idk, it just popped in my head.

#skk #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #skk angst #skk headcanons #gay shit

[circusofshrimps]

The skk trans hc where they both came out & transitioned after dazai defected has a CHOKEHOLD on me. its so jekajsldnfkfb dies

#skk #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #trans skk #transgender #skk headcanons #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #trans skk is real guys i #soukouku #soukoku #tulishrimp art

[lokabrenna-writes]

Soukoku headcannons because they have taken over my life

(Remember how I said I don’t write romance? Guess there’s a first time of everything •v•)

Port Mafia

Dazai fell first and harder

They have matching rings they got from the arcade and wore them all the time until they eventually broke. The rings were bound to break eventually considering how many battles they had been through, but they didn’t break during a battle. The duo were arguing about who knows what for the millionth time and the rings just snapped. They looked down at the pieces of plastic that had hit the floor in silence for a few minutes. (“If Chuuya wanted a divorce he could’ve just said so.” “Shut up and go win us new ones.”)

They both have specific items they steal from each other whenever they’re going to be separated for some time (separate missions, hospital stays, etc.). Chuuya will steal Dazai’s black hoodie that has what looks like lightning strike decals on the sides of the sleeves. Dazai will steal Chuuya’s white blanket that has what is supposed to be a slug and a mackerel messily stitched in one of the corners from when Chuuya was first learning how to embroider. They always make sure to return it without the other noticing when they get back from wherever they were so the item will smell like the other when it’s time for the duo to be separated again. Of course, both know the other takes said items, but neither say anything.

They paint each other’s nails every now and then. Black is they’re default color but they’ve also tried various nude/pink shades, blues, reds, and some glitters.

They’ve both attempted eyeliner (liquid and pencil) and failed. Both ended up with the liner all over their eyelids, but that didn’t stop either of them from laughing at the other.

They were each other’s first kiss. It was 2 in the morning and they were watching a movie. Since they can never agree on what to watch, they have a bowl with random numbers in it and whichever number is pulled is what they type in on the tv. Tonight some romance movie had been selected. Neither were particularly interested but they watched anyways (mainly to see whose movie plot prediction was right). Chuuya was growing sleepy towards the end. Sleep never came easy to Dazai so he let his mind wonder why the kiss scene at the end was always made out to be this grand moment. He turned to Chuuya who had laid his head to rest on his shoulder. He tucked his finger under Chuuya’s chin to tilt his head up and connected their lips. It was quick, not nearly as drawn out as the one playing on the screen. Yes, they both liked dramatics but it’s important to not over do it. They both hummed as they broke apart. It was pleasant, but it was not firework worthy as the movies had made it seem. Chuuya rested his head again, this time in the crook of Dazai’s neck rather than the edge of his shoulder before saying “Next time put some chapstick on. Get the strawberry one.”

Dazai finds children to be annoying, but he doesn’t exactly like or dislike them. Chuuya adores children and finds them to be endearing. To Dazai, there is very little in this world that can make him laugh as children falling. He's not necessarily laughing because the child may or may not be hurt, but more so at the face they make when they're processing what happened and then start crying. Chuuya yells at him despite this explanation.

The first and last time they said "I love you" was the night Dazai left. Before placing the bomb under Chuuya's car, Dazai had used his spare key to enter Chuuya's apartment to take his car keys. An extra precaution to ensure Chuuya wasn't caught in the explosion. He was supposed to be in and out, but he couldn't resist checking on Chuuya one last time. He peeked into the bedroom to find Chuuya already fast asleep. He walked over and watched him for a bit, knowing it would be a long time before he would be able to do so again in peace. He reached in his pocket and applied the strawberry chapstick to his lips before leaning down to connect their lips. Chuuya stirred at the contact and even though he cracked his eyes open, it was clear his mind was still very much asleep. Dazai pulled back after a few seconds and placed the chapstick along with his spare apartment key on Chuuya's bedside table. He briefly debated on leave a note before deciding he had already been in the apartment for too long. The last thing he wanted was to make it seem like Chuuya knew of his departure beforehand. "I love you," Dazai said in a quiet voice. It took more in him to actually get the words out then he cares to admit. "I love you so much. Forgive me for what I'm about to do, especially to your car, but this is for the best." These words came out more broken then he intended, but he hopes he got his point across. "I love you too," Chuuya mumbled out, eyes shut and snuggling deeper into his pillow. Dazai would come to cherish the moment the second he stepped out of the apartment. Chuuya does not remember it, but believed those three words to have been merely apart of his dream.

#I have more but this is more of a test post to see if anyone is interested or not :) #bsd #bsd anime #soukoku #dachuu #dazai x chuuya #port mafia dazai #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #port mafia #headcanon #bungo stray dogs #bsd headcanons #bsd skk #skk headcanons #soukoku headcanons

[smol-stardust]

Skk with the one bed trope but they refuse and sleep on the ground on either side of the bed to get away from each other. They’re shivering and cold and their back hurts but neither take the bed because they’re not going to yield. Wakes up clinging to each other on the ground somehow because they sought each other out in their sleep.

#bsd #skk #soukoku #skk headcanons #bsd hcs #misc hcs

[blindblossom]

How Chuuya calls Dazai

-Shitty Dazai: the standard option

- Bandages: 50% annoyance, 50% fondness

- Whiny baby: 90% annoyance, 10% fondness

- Osamu: when they are alone

- Mackerel: 100% fondness

- My love: Dazai knows he needs to run very, VERY fast

#soukoku #dachuu #dazai osamu #bsd #bsd dazai #nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs #writing #ao3 #skk #skk headcanons #skk hc #Dazai #chuuya #bungo stray dogs dazai #dazai x chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuuya headcanons