#rsl biggest hilson hater

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

#if people think r/okbuddyvicodin is insane they should see the source material #hate crimes md #hilson #hugh laurie #rsl #robert sean leonard #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #r/okbuddyvicodin #tw sui attempt #tw self h4rm #tw self harm #tw self harm mention #dead poets society #dps #yes robert sean leonard aka neil perry from dead poets society is the second main character in this show #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[starlightseraph]

wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.

he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.

he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.

rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.

#rsl would hate me for saying this. hugh laurie would love me for it. #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #james wilson #rsl #house md #hilson #hate crimes md #hugh laurie #gregory house #greg house #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[starlightseraph]

“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)

#first scene together vs last scene together #the gays successfully ran away together in canon #VICTORY!! #hilson #hugh laurie #robert sean leonard #rsl #we got to see hugh laurie’s dilf maturity and rsl’s twink death #we truly are blessed #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #gregory house #james wilson #house md #hate crimes md #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[starlightseraph]

“a non-traditional romantic story”

“a great sort of weird romantic love”

“the show’s central core relationship”

#rsl cried when this interview was published #hilson #hugh laurie #david shore #robert sean leonard #rsl #hugh laurie you’re my hero #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #house md #hate crimes md #james wilson #gregory house #starlightseraph’s brainrot