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thescholarlystrumpet · 2 months

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WIP list words! Showww meeee: glitter, thigh, smell

❤️

oooh good selection!

Thigh - Rocky Horror, Azi POV (credit to @hakunahistata too b/c I can't remember who wrote what tbh):

By the time his thoughts were back in the present, Crowley had lost the front of his shirt but still wore the jacket over a white collar and bowtie. The spotlight followed him as he continued to play with various audience members–all of whom were clearly very willing. At some point, he arched forward and his trousers were whipped away with a few metallic pops. His legs were still semi-covered with a tease of fishnet stockings that clung to firm thighs, a pair of dangerous looking heeled platforms on his feet. He did a sinuous wiggle into a spin, showing off high cut lace barely cupping his delectably pert arse.

Priest AU (LOTS of options for this word, hehe)

Crowley rolled away and flopped onto his stomach, not trusting himself to be seen on his back just yet. He could still feel the breadth of thigh between his legs, so hot and solid with just enough give. Perfect. So bloody perfect. He wanted to cry.

Glitter - Glam Rock AU

Riding the tail end of the British invasion, Fell had managed to grace magazine covers, posters, and even a few bit roles on film. Acting was, to his chagrin, not his forte, so he mainly only played some variation of himself. It worked beautifully.

Until it started to slow. The music scene was shifting, turning its attention to brighter colors, stranger concepts. It was no longer enough to show up, be immaculately attractive, and sing his heart out. Now they wanted him to perform. They wanted sets and costumes, glitz and glitter.

And Fell loathed it.

Smell - Priest AU

“Smells delicious,” that familiar voice rumbled in his ear. Crowley was at his back, not quite touching, just hovering in that way he sometimes did. Like a cat who wanted attention but only if no one acknowledged it was asking.

His proximity and the timbre of that voice sent a pleasant shiver down through Fell’s core. He tried to ignore it. “Yes, well. I should hope so. Your herb garden was a work of art. We couldn’t eat like this if you hadn’t thought of it.”

Crowley made an amused sound. “My work of art to make your work of art.” There was an intake of breath as though he would say something else, but instead he gave Fell’s shoulder a quick squeeze and retreated.

#tmi tuesday #good omens #my go fic #good omens fic #aziracrow #how have I not used glitter more in RHPS or Glam Rock???#thank you!!#ask box

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straighttohellbuddy · 3 years

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World building is the best tbh. I’m forever world building and now I have several worlds to play in and my neurodivergent brain cannot stay still enough to focus on one lmao. SLOWBURN ROMANCES ARE MY LITERAL JAM LIKE PLS!!! I LOVE THEM!! Also!!!! Concepts!!!! Pls share!!!! I love learning about the worlds of my fave fics and I can hands down say right now that this fic will literally shoot to the top of my list of favourites which means you’ll occupy the top three spots. Sorry to hear that ur feeling rough, so am sending u the biggest hug. I’m not okay but I’m taking care of myself today so that I will be 🧡-🐈‍⬛

alsjfsldkjf i have too many worlds TBH, literally one of the best parts of my 2020 was writing for the classic rock fandom and writing one of my good friend’s ocs alongside mine, like there’s so many different worlds that our two characters have now, i’m like 26k deep into a high school au that i need to get back to at some point, and then i wrote a oneshot abt the high school au but they’re adults, and then there’s also the original timeline, and then there’s the present day in the original timeline where they have kids and i probably care too much about people who aren’t real...... hahaha

OKAY OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO I’LL GIVE KIND OF AN OVERVIEW OF THE ALBUMS AND A FEW SONGS BUT IF U WANT ME TO GO IN DEPTH ON ANY OTHER SONG JUST ASK!!!

yes i have a playlist for each, if you wanna hear how i interpret the vibes of the songs. if you interpret them differently, thats awesome!! i’d love to hear y’all’s opinions on them!!

testing one two - the first ep they release, the song titles are mostly themed (fast forward, press play, pause, rewind), but are mostly things y/n has been working on for a while but never got around to finishing, things they are rather proud of. i see you shiver with... is the first song they wrote specifically for the album, and it’s the last song on the EP because it’s a Rocky Horror reference; i see you shiver with...

a n t i c i p a t i o n - first full album!! the vibe is Hopeful But Hesitant it has all the songs from the ep, plus some new ones!! collabs with youtube musicians troye and dodie, and y/n’s label sets up a collab that turns into a genuine friendship. the breakout dance hit is what else is there to say ft. Troye Sivan, which is about not knowing what to make content about when it feels like you’ve already told the world everything. it featured the prechorus and hook

You, know, ev-ery-thing about me / gave it all for free / my life in HD / So, let’s dance, let me see your hips sway / we’re gonna be okay / what else is there to say?

So say that you love me, say that you love me, say that you love me / let’s die hand in hand. / I’ll tell you I love you, tell you I love you, tell you I love you / supply and demand.

personally, i also conceptually enjoy srs bsns which is a really upbeat song about how they don’t care if people don’t take them seriously because they know in their heart that what they’re doing is good

hyperfocus - 2nd EP, a pretty substantial departure from their usual style, but also happens to quietly be Corpse’s favourite, and is actually y/n’s most polarising, because it has both the Grammy award winning HEARTBURN and the o brother where art thou which was written partially as a joke to capture a fond moment of them and 5SOS dicking around together in a hotel. written while on tour wit 5SOS, im writing the reader as having ADHD (because I have ADHD and i can do what i want), and the backstory is that they’d changed the medication/dosage they were taking, and as it’s their first full tour, they were under a lot of stress and were in a weird place mentally and emotionally, and hyperfocus is the result of that. i’m going through some stuff has HUGE agoraphobic vibes.

HEARTBURN has the same vibes as Florence + The Machines’ Howl. It’s about being a demon without saying that or directly implying that unless you know demons real well. This is when the pressure for them to confirm their identity got real bad, and it was their way of working through those emotions.

tear in existence in the shape of a person / when i’m seeing clearly i can’t see myself / world can’t swallow what it can’t get it’s teeth into / got everything i wanted but i ain’t got my health

Got heart-burn--- / I’ll tear me apart / I’ll tear you apart / I’ll tear me apart.

SCREAM gets rereleased as a remixed single featuring Fall Out Boy the following year. It won the MTV music award for best collaboration in 2018.

In the time between hyperfocus and working on it, Y/N releases several singles, including a cover of Tell Him by The Exciters to be featured in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. They also take time to sort out their health, do a little bit more YT stuff, and travel internationally to do festivals.

working on it - is kind of a middle ground between their original stuff, and hyperfocus, like pop-punk meets horror-pop meets whatever you’d classify halsey as. the first three songs were mostly written before the fic starts, so before they’re getting back to YT, but the last three, nightmare scenario, designed to hurt (touch me), and not scared were all written after they’d started hanging out with sykkuno and corpse.

in-universe, imposter syndrome was originally something else, along the same lines of tired that they’re hiding that they’re a demon, but after meeting corpse nd sykkuno and having people who know, and lowkey being influenced by corpse’s music, the song changes directions, and YO OKAY YO::

I literally am so fucking flattered, my darling friend @bingusmode wrote lyrics for imposter syndrome and I’ve been yELLING about them ever since i’ve read them!! (also bunnie is fantastic and lovely in general 10/10)

if you thought you saw me

i’d think about it twice

cuz while i know i’m naughty

everybody thinks i’m nice

cutest giggles get me

places that i long to be

but it’s not long before

everybody hates me

when you figure out i’m fucked up

you’ll probably think that can’t be right

but babe my image runs to save me

cuz i’m ugly day and night

nothing good about me

not the angel that i seem

cuz i’m a piece of shit

and i’ll ruin your fuckin dreams

i’m an impostor babe

you better run for your life

cuz there’s a bloodlust runnin through me

and you’re dripping off my knife

there’s no one here to save you

cuz you ate up all my lies

so beg me while you can

and draft up all your goodbyes

if any of y’all are inspired by anything i put out, feel free to take it and run!! you have my blessing!! i am so overwhelmingly flattered by people who like my stuff enough to create because of it, directly or indirectly! lyrics, art, songs, anything!! legit! I love you!!

okay so designed to hurt (touch me) has big House of Memories by Panic! At The Disco vibes, and YES it’s about Corpse. YES it sends mixed messages. YES it has greek myth imagery and YES that imagery is confusing. not sure if any of these sets of lyrics actually go after each other but also idk??

will my fall from grace be graceful / as each move i see you make? / propped up on pedestals side by side / beneath our feet they shake / i’m the only one to hear you ask / “What have they done to me?” / My boy, your wax throne is sun-drenched / you’ll fall in the name of your legacy.

eyes like yours watched rome burn / while hands like mine lit the pyre / we both heard me say we’d go down in flames / now you’re turning me into a liar / since you smile like that, like you can’t feel the sting / and we both know i can’t feel the fire

been telling myself i’m designed to hurt / but, baby, aren’t we a sight? /

check your reflection, your angles, apollo / you’re icarus in the right light /

we’re on the edge, i’m not scared to fall / we’ll take refuge in the night /

been telling yourself you’re designed to hurt / but, baby, doesn’t this feel right?

also, albumtouralbumtour is a reference to Bohemian Rhapsody.

OKAY AND FINALLY

n o s t a l g i a - the album the reader’s working on during the fic.

literally as i was writing this, bunnie sent through some FIRE lyrics for how the light gets in, (@bingusmode) i am going to be thinking about these on REPEAT for the next MONTH BRUV

little bit of darkness, treat me like a toy

i got my hopes up and got them destroyed

bitter taste of regret sitting heavy on my tongue

can’t believe i let you convince me that you were the one

sitting here in silence, fabric running thin

petals burning in my lungs and stealing oxygen

embers from a cigarette falling to the floor

god i can’t take anymore

so i stumble to the window and pull the shades

and the moon pours in like you threw a grenade

i can’t understand why

i keep trying

cuz i never seem to win

but having any hope is how the light gets in

from there, moment before impact ft. Billie Eilish is a club anthem along the lines of bad guy or COPYCAT, bass heavy with a drop that’s out of this world.

powdered pain, i’m in your veins / i’m the sting, the drip, the thing / you’re craving, but you hate to see me misbehaving / i heard my breakdown got you high / it’s true, but baby i can’t lie / i never got that rush, that burn / that makes you feel alive, i had to learn / to pick the slippery slope down which i fell / plan my pitstops on the way to hell / to pick my padding before i spiral / so if i break it’ll be in style

watch my misdirect, now freeze, / notice you can’t see the forest for the trees / you’re so desperate for my demise / but baby, i’ll make you watch me rise.

this is the moment before impact

controlled chaos, crash land / take a breath, trust the plan / i know you hope i’m not okay / you get off on my audio misery

controlled chaos, crash land / take a breath, trust the plan / i need you to know i want it this way / my breakdown won me a grammy

and this is the moment before impact

ur my favourite - interlude ft. sykkuno is probably one of my favourites, it’s just really soft, just a snippet of a conversation between the reader and sykkuno, maybe one of them told a joke and they both just sound real happy and sweet. its nice. it’s a nice moment.

means something is also for sykkuno!! it’s about how good-strange it is to be open and honest with friends, and how they usually aren’t but they’re glad they can be open and honest with him!!

meanwhile, i don’t think about u - interlude ft. CORPSE is a phonecall between corpse & the reader right after they announce they’re going to feature on acting like that, where corpse asks if they do this sort of thing to spite him, to which the reader responds ‘do i consider you when i’m making decisions about my career? no, corpse, actually i don’t think about you at all’ which then directly contrasts the song that ends the album, which is (how it feels to be) beautiful fireworks, which is essentially ‘i know how hard it is to exist like this, to be the centre of attention, to give off light and bring people joy, even when you’re in pain. i’m here for you. i love you.’

okay, i swear im done now, i’ll get back to writing the fic! (also i cannot BELIVE i managed to figure out how to embed those playlists but im so happy) edit: it didn’t actually work when i posted the ask, so anyways im sorry but y’all are abt to be spammed with playlists because i care too much abt this fic

#Anonymous #how the light gets in #corpse husband x reader #black cat anon

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binkysteebnpewter · 4 years

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All of them 😤

Ehehe 😂💗

1. What’s your middle name, and do you like it?

Grace is actually my middle name, and somewhat. I just don’t like it when my family calls me by first and middle together.

2. are you artistic?

Somewhat?

3. Have you had your first kiss?

Yes

4. What is your life goal?

It’s cheesy and a little cliche, but I want to find Home.

5. Do you have any experiences with a famous person?

Nope

6. Do you play any sports?

Not anymore but I used to play football and I was on the wrestling team in HS

7. What’s your worst fear?

I have two that are sort of equal with another but I’m afraid of losing the people I care about and people seeing me the way I see myself.

8. Who’s your biggest inspiration?

My late Nana, Gloria.

9. Do you have any cool talents?

Answered in previous ask

10. are you a morning person?

Not at all

11. How do you feel about pet names?

I love them

12. Do you like to read?

Absolutely

13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life.

NCIS, Criminal Minds, and any marvel movie

14. Do you care about your follower count?

Not really, I’ll celebrate milestones but that’s just to show everyone I appreciate them following my trash pile. I didn’t start writing to have a high following, I started writing to better my skill and also make people happy.

15. What’s the best dream you’ve had?

I don’t remember most of my happy dreams

16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender?

Yep!

17. Do you have any pets?

I have three dogs 🥺💗

18. Are you religious?

No. They only thing I actually believe in is ghosts.

19. Are you a people person?

Not really

20. Are you considered popular?

Nope, and I don’t care to be

21. What is one of your bad habits?

Overthinking

22. What’s something that makes you feel vulnerable?

Opening up my emotions to other people

23. What would you name your children?

No clue

24. Who’s your celebrity crush?

There’s a bunch ig

25. What’s your best subject?

Science and history

26. Dogs or cats?

Dogs, I love cats but I’m super allergic

27. most used social media besides tumblr?

I don’t use a lot of social media tbh, so tumblr is probably my most used unless you count youtube

28. best friends name

Duke

29. who does your main family consist of

My friends and my brother. Family isn’t just blood

30. Chocolate or sugar

Both

31. have you ever been on a date?

Yep

32. Do you like rollercosters?

Absolutely love them

33. Can you swim?

Yes 💗

34. What would you do in the event of an apocolypse?

Clearly, I’d do what everyone else does. Panic and try to survive.

35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder?

Yes, I struggle with anxiety and depression

36. Are your parents together?

Nope.

37. What’s your favourite colour?

Dark green and Dark Blue

38. What country are you from/do you live in?

Unfortunately, the U.S

39. Favourite singer?

Uh... there’s too many to list? But my favorite people to listen to is The Oh Hellos

40. Do you see yourself being famous some day?

Nope, I run from being the center of attention.

41. Do you like dresses?

Not really

42. Favourite song right now?

Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra

43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Sort of.

44. How old were you when you first got your period?

No clue, I don’t remember

45. Have you ever shot a gun?

Yep

46. Have you ever done yoga?

47. Are you a horror girl?

YES 😈

48. Are you good at giving advice?

I suppose I am?

49. Tell us a story about your childhood.

I don’t have a lot of happy memories but one that sticks out is: I used to go to a private Christian academy and I was in first grade when this boy in eighth grade (the entire school was k-12) came over to me during my lunch. I was super scared and shy as a kid so my schedule was tailored so I was able to eat lunch with my brother whose nine years older than me. Our mom forgot to pack our lunches so we were gonna just get some stuff from the vending machine, well my brother gave me my money to get something and this boy came over to me before I could put it in the vending machine. He hit me and took my money, buying himself something with it. My brother seen it and got into a fight with him.

50. How are you doing today?

51. Were you a cute kid?

I looked like Shirley Temple when I was a kid

52. Can you dance?

I can swing dance and slow dance, but that’s it.

53. Is there anything you do that you can’t remember ever not doing?

I always look for exits and bathrooms when I go somewhere, I’ve always done it 🤷🏻‍♀️

54. Have you ever dyed your hair?

No because I’m a ginger. I can’t just dye it back if I end up not liking the color I dyed it to.

55. What colour are your eyes?

Brown

56. What’s your favourite animal?

Answered in previous ask

57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself?

Multiple times

58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

My relationship with my dad is rocky but my relationship with my mother went up in flames a few yeaes ago 🤷🏻‍♀️

59. Do you have good friends?

I have some amazing friends🥺💗

60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group?

Yep!

61. What’s your favourite class?

My favorite class was Psychology

62. List all the tv shows you are watching.

I’m rewatching Criminal Minds right now.

63. Are you organized?

Somewhat?

64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion?

I don’t know if it counts as a movie but I just finished a Ted Bundy Tapes Documentary. I think Bundy was a little bit of an idiot.

67. Which tv character do you relate to most?

Spencer Reid

68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness?

Anxiety, Depression, overthinking

69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?

I would probably still work, I’m not a fan of sitting around and doing nothing for large amounts of time.

70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?

Find a way to die, I don’t want to live forever. That’s just torture 👀

71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you?

Nothing. I’ll act the same as I always have because I am who I am, there’s no reason to change yourself from when someone is watching and when someone isn’t.

72. If you could start over, what would you do differently?

A lot 😂

73. Would you break the law to save a loved one?

Yep

74. When was the last time you travelled somewhere new?

I went to Disney with my Chorus Class in Junior Year of HS, it was my first time to Disney.

75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?

Nothing, I’m looking for Home. Home will be someone I feel safe with, someone I can be completely myself with— someone I love wholly.

76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?

I— idk?

77. What did you want to be when you were a kid?

I wanted to be a nurse 🤦🏻‍♀️

78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking?

Im not sure

79. When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have?

Ooh... uh, something happened to me all through 7th, 8th, and 9th grade that I should’ve spoken up about but was too scared.

80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence.

I will work hard to love myself and pursue my dream job.

81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like?

No clue tbh

82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?

I don’t want to live forever but I guess I’d find a way to take away my immortality or find someone else who is immortal to love

83. How would you spend a billion dollars?

Id put a lot into important causes and then save some with interest.

84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?

I’m not sure, I think I wouldn’t go anywhere because I want to live in the moment. Except 2020, fuck 2020.

85. What motivates you to succeed?

Failure motivates me to succeed.

86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most?

I don’t remember most of my happy dream, I usually can only remember the nightmares 🤷🏻‍♀️

87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why?

Woods, its peaceful.

88. Do you believe in life after death?

I don’t really believe in anything 🤷🏻‍♀️

89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they?

I had a teacher named Ms Eagan and she inspired me to always be myself.

90. What’s your fondest childhood memory?

Meeting Lily

91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why?

Lily, because I really miss her.

92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?

Anyone being nice to me makes me cry—

93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life?

Sometimes the people you call family don’t truly love you.

94. What do you think happens after we die?

Idk and idrc either tbh

95. What would you do if you would be invisible?

I’d probably scare some people

96. What’s something you can’t do no matter how hard you try?

Speak in public or ask for something at restaurants

97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring?

98. How did your first crush develop?

They were nice to me when no one else was

99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?

Yes, I’m trying to ignore how upset some people can really make me.

100. Do you live or do you just exist?

I think I’m somewhere in between, where sometimes I’m just existing and sometimes I’m living.

#grace speaks #100 questions #@breadgenie892 #ill protect my munchkins 😌💗#my munchkins 🥺💗

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fbdo1986 · 4 years

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name 7 comfort films and tag 7 people!! ty @titanicfilm grace this will be fun! 💖 (tbh in no particular order):

1. ferris bueller’s day off !!!

2. frozen

3. sing street

4. the rocky horror picture show

5. jojo rabbit

6. mamma mia!

7. eddie the eagle

these are just the films i gravitate to rewatch the most!!! it was honestly hard bc i feel like i watch a lot more tv but it was fun!

i’m tagging: @magnusti @trulyalpha @hannahhunt2013 @macaronansdayoff @foxscully @violaeeade @butterflybyers !

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yourdeepestfathoms · 5 years

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A collection of all my Angelica Cole Headcanons

(which range from funny to painful)

* Asexual lesbian

* Youngest of the prefect gang

* Small but will fight

* Best friends with Chester

* They’re in a ride or die together

* She has a really bad chewing habit (gnaws on her quills, pen caps, knuckles, etc)

* Chews her lip when anxious and it’s bled multiple times in class

* Also she chews on her wand in the middle of class sometimes without even realizing. Everyone else in the room does

* Told Chester he’s the brother she never knew she wanted and he cried

* She has a pet barn owl named Wright and a tarantula named Ida

* Carried around a stun gun and pepper spray for the first few months at Hogwarts. They got taken away from her once McGonagall found out

* Met a girl she thought was super cute. Challenges her to a sword fight

* She realized she was gay in third grade when she was in a school play and wanted to be the prince only so she could “marry” the pretty girl playing the princess

* She’s weirdly allergic to coconut and celery

* Has climbed through many windows. No reason. They’re just better than doors.

* Looks up to Professor McGonagall and Madam Hooch a lot but is shy about letting it show Wants them to adopt her

* Deathly afraid of dogs because she was attacked by one when she was little and hasn’t gotten over it

* She doesn’t understand why people think she has a crush on Jacob. She just thinks he’s cool and kinda wanted to get involved in his little mystery

* Wants a girlfriend but is afraid of dating

* One time, she kissed a girl who thought liked her back, but that girl ended up shoving her away and laughing, stating that the rumors were true

* Her sexuality has been announced before and it’s still sometimes brought up

* Scratches her skin when angry or upset. Or she pulls out her hair

* She once was trying to get over a really bad day and voluntarily cut her lip. So much regret. She had to come up with an excuse for it the next day

* Chester knows when she’s had a bad day and always lets her just curl up against him

* During a Quidditch match, she thought she saw her mother and crashed really badly because she wasn’t paying attention. Like, she went straight down, the front of the broom jabbed into the ground and she was catapulted forward. She heard a sickening crunch, pain sears through her whole body, everything goes black for a moment. When she comes to a few seconds later, everyone is staring at her. It’s not long before she’s out again.

* This one is a little weird and self indulging but- She had this really close friend who she did everything with. She doesn’t know where they are now, this just disappeared one day. That’s why she wants to help MC find Jacob so badly. Nobody should have to feel that pain. That pain of not knowing when someone you love is going to come back.

* She’s super clingy. Mainly towards Chester

* Doesn’t like when she has to go home for breaks

* Starts spending a lot of time at Chester’s house because she feels safe with him

* Learned how to pay rent at a very young age

* She has a beautiful singing voice

* Loves the horror genre

* Only slightly jealous that MC gets more attention from McGonagall

* Gets really defensive over family issues

* She tells herself that her father is trying, when she knows he’s not. She just makes up lies so she won’t be taken away to some foster care. Mainly because she thinks she won’t be able to go to Hogwarts anymore

* She knows how to pick locks. Unfortunately, that skill wasn’t too impressive after everyone learned the spell that does exactly that

* Has issues with sleep paralysis

* Talks in her sleep

* Has the weakest immune system to ever grace the planet, but is very tolerant of pain and has learned how to endure a lot of it

* Second most likely to fall down the stairs in Hogwarts; the first is MC

* Her boggart is either a large, terrifying dog or a decaying, mangled corpse that constantly calls out to her

* When upset, she repeats her father’s words: “Tears are poison. Tears are poison.”

* Doesn’t like when things get close to her face

* Hates when people see her crying

* Claws. A lot.

* Could probably rip herself to pieces in her sleep and she wouldn’t even know until she wakes up

* When she had her allergic reaction, she started scratching at her throat, like she was trying to open up an airway. She actually made herself bleed from exertion and Felix had to hold her wrists so she wouldn’t complete tear into her esophagus

* Has slept for two days straight and still woke up exhausted

* Can sleep anywhere tbh

* If she had an animagus form it would probably be a kinkajou

* Loves pet names (darling, honey, sweetheart, love, etc.)

* There’s burn scars on the back of her neck- nobody knows how they got there

* Became friends with Felix when they got trapped in a closet together for three hours

* Tried to get out by busting the door down

* Dislocates her shoulder

* Planning on breaking Jacob’s jaw if he ever shows up

* So codependent

* Sneaks into the Ravenclaw common room to hang out with Chester

* Takes showers when she’s upset, thinking the scalding water will wash away her sadness

* In addition, she takes hot showers for an unhealthy amount of time. Mainly she’s just sitting down, reflecting

* Never taught how to swim. Nbd, it’s not like there’s swimming courses at Hogwarts

* Her mother killed herself two months before she was supposed to go to Hogwarts. Angelica walked into the bathroom and found her dead in the tub, blood everywhere from the deep gashes in her arms

* Has a very rocky relationship with her dad

* Wants to be fearless, wants to be strong, wants to be the powerful lioness she thinks she is

* She can’t

#it started out funny but then it just #spiraled #Angelica has only two moods #disaster gay and depressed #there’s no in between or any other moods #just those two #these are so sad #good haha #I feel like im missing some #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #angelica cole #chester davies #felix rosier #jane court #headcanons #prefects

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tyrus-muffins · 5 years

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2018 Year in Review

Rules: answer the questions about your 2018 and tag some people!

Tagged by @kippentrash (wigg thank u for tagging me djlfsdk)

Top 5 Movies watched

1. Love, Simon 2. Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again (whew i CRIED) 3. Avengers: Infinity War 4. Heathers 5. Rocky Horror

Top 5 TV shows watched

fun fact about me: i dont watch many shows other than AM...so...i had to really think aboUT THIS ONE KLJSDLKFS

1. Andi Mack 2. That 70s Show 3. The Good Place 4. The Fosters (I recently started s1 yuhh)

Top 5 Songs listened to

(writing this one actually made me laugh bc it jumps from musicals straight to edgy anGST FDKFJ tbh that pretty much sums me up sdkds)

1. Alexander Hamilton - Hamilton 2. Sincerely, Me - Dear Evan Hansen 3. Two-Player Game - Be More Chill 4. Numb - Linkin Park 5. Diary of Jane - Three Days Grace

Top 5 Books read

(i actually haven’t read many books this year so this just gave me a goal for 2019 kdfjslfd)

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (i think i read like half of this and never finished the series kdjfslfjd i need to finish it sigh) 4. Simon vs. the Homosapiens Agenda 5. Be More Chill

Top 5 good things that happened to me this year

1. i made really great friends bc of AM <333 ily guys sm 2. i’m getting better at guitar and im contemplating doing covers?? dsdks 3. i went to a fair and it was sO FUN and a carny called me and my friends a herd of emos it was sdfdss i wheezed 4. i visited my home state and saw old friends and it was so great cry i miss them 5. swing scene 2.0 KLDFJKDLS

wigg ok sorry if you’ve already been tagged kdfnsdkf

those are all the blogs i can think of im tired fksdfjk ILY hope you all had a great 2018 and here’s to a better 2019 <33

#i rly do need to read more books next year jdkjflkds #if you weren't tagged feel free to still do this fdkjds ily guys #ok im hella tired #gn yallll

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surveysonfleek · 6 years

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1010.

Are you fascinated by outer space? : i’m fascinated but i don’t go out of my way to research it. Is there a tree outside your window?: not right outside but i can definitely see trees. Can you ever see the moon from your bedroom window?: it’s possible. Do you have a window right by your bed?: yes. When was the last time you had sushi?: about a week ago.

Do you pray regularly?: nope.

Do you wish there were more to do online?: there’s a ton of shit to do online. What’s a fun website you recommend? : youtube or reddit. Do you shop for new clothes each season?: i don’t really plan to shop for clothes, if i find something i like while i’m out i’ll buy it. Do you answer your phone when it’s a number you don’t recognize?: not unless i’m expecting a call. Have you ever been to Africa?: yes. Do you like spontaneity? : not really lol. i like to prepared for things. What are you looking forward to wearing this spring?: it’s still months away so i haven’t planned anything. Is your hair dyed right now? If so, what color is it? : nope. Do you look up your symptoms online whenever you have a problem? : haha sometimes. Do you shop at Goodwill?: there aren’t any goodwills here. Do you donate things to Goodwill a lot?: our family has before, but not a lot. Does your place have a lot of clutter?: not at all. my mum is a neat freak. Do you eat enough fruits and vegetables? : i eat a ton of vegetables but not enough fruit. Do you have dreams that you’re not giving up on? : i guess. Do you believe in yourself even when no one else does? : i guess, i’m the only one that can really depend on myself. Do you have hope for the future?: yes. Does God’s grace get you through each day?: lol. What motivates you?: the future. Are you optimistic?: more of a realist. Are you going to wear anything floral this spring? : most likely. Do you think your hair looks better up or down? : down for sure. Do you like bare trees or green-leaved trees better? : bright green leaved trees. What season would you want to get married in?: i haven’t decided. Are you currently wearing anything pink?: nope. Do you wear socks that match?: yes. Do you own a pair of slip-on shoes?: yes. i think. Do you have a balcony?: nope. What does your favorite stuffed animal look like?: haha i don’t have a fave. Do you collect anything?: yep. Are you spiritual?: not at all. What was the last book you read?: haha it’s been a loooong time. Do you have any Christmas decorations still up?: nope. Are there any events you are looking forward to soon? : a weekend away with my friends. Do you love your hometown?: i do. Do you dream of decorating a house someday?: yes!! it’d be so fun to plan. When was the last time you moved to a new house?: 1999. What is the most interesting thing in the room you are in?: a big tin of 5c coins haha. On a weekend, how long do you typically lay in bed before getting up?: i’ll get out of bed whenever i’ve had enough sleep. How long was your longest relationship?: 8 and a half years and counting. What is your star sign? (ex: Aquarius): sagittarius. Now what is the star sign of your significant other/crush?: gemini. Which cities/states have you lived in? just sydney. Tell me about how your parents met. How old were they?: they met through mutual friends. in their 20s i think. Are you in college? If not, where do you want to go to college and why?: i’ve finished college. What makes your bedroom special to you/what is your favorite part about it?: it’s not that special but it’s cosy. When washing your hands, do you wet your hands or put soap on first?: squirt hand wash then wet. If you had to pick one chore to do today, what would it be?: clean my room properly. When was the hardest you ever cried? What was the circumstance?: probably when my grandma died, i spent the entire day just miserable and crying. When it comes to school, how motivated are you to work?: done with school. Do you know any high school sweethearts? How’s life treating them?: tbh no. Where do you usually buy your clothes?: h&m and a lot of online stores. Would you rather be fluent in Chinese or Japanese?: japanese. Would you rather meet your soul mate early or date a few people beforehand?: if everything works out i met my soul mate early. Name me a funny/weird/entertaining YouTube video, please?: watch jkparty. I’ll give you one in return. Look up ‘Have you ever had a dream like this?’ nah. Are your fingernails currently short or long?: inbetween. If you had to be a school teacher, which subject would you teach?: visual arts. When it comes to relationships, are you the jealous type?: i used to be. What do you usually order at Jamba Juice?: never had it.

Have you ever been to see Rocky Horror?: nope. How long have you had your cell phone?: nearly two years. Which gift cards do you have in your wallet?: none. Which is the scariest ride you have ever been on in a theme park?: tbh nothing that crazy haha. Which celebrity do you think is the prettiest nowadays?: rihanna.

#survey #surveys #quiz #bored #questions

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celinewrites · 8 years

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Where Are They Now? 'Home Alone' Cast

By Celine Littlejohn

Twenty five years ago, the first Home Alone film was released and we were introduced to the McCallisters. In both the original and its just as beautiful sequel, 1992′s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, young Kevin McCallister is accidentally left home alone during the holidays--with some unwelcome visitors. His creative and mischievous ways to thwart the baddies and make it on his own have made Home Alone a Christmas classic for decades.

Kevin McCallister

This clever kid completely stole all of our hearts with his wacky antics battling the baddies and making it on his own when he's accidentally left *gasp* home alone!

Macaulay Culkin

Since Home Alone, Macaulay acted in such films as 1994's Richie Rich. The 35-year-old still acts, making appearances on Robot Chicken, Saved!, and Will and Grace. He also plays in a Velvet Underground tribute band known as the Pizza Underground. Currently, he's dating All My Children actress Jordan Lane Price after being in an 8-year relationship with Mila Kunis. He recently revisited Home Alone in a very interesting way.

Harry

One half of the Wet/Sticky Bandits was Harry, who wants to do as much damage to Kevin as he's done to him and his partner, Marv. Uh-oh!

Joe Pesci

The Goodfellas alum (a role which won him an Oscar!) appeared in similar roles - Casino, My Cousin Vinny, and A Bronx's Tale. He had a cameo in 2006's The Good Shepherd which was directed by and starred Robert DeNiro.

Marv

Bumbling burglar Marv is Harry's partner-in-crime!

Daniel Stern

The former narrator of The Wonder Years has since appeared in Manhattan and Getting On. He's an artist, too, creating bronze sculptures and in 2009, he received the "Call To Service Award" from President Obama for being a founder of the Malibu Arts Commission and working with the troops.

Peter McCallister

Kevin's dad had a cool demeanor but that doesn't mean he wasn't just as worried about Kev as his wife was.

John Heard

Since Home Alone, Kevin's dad has appeared in everything from The Sopranos and Law & Order to NCIS: Los Angeles.

Kate McCallister

Kevin's mom just wants to make sure her son is safe and sound, especially after leaving him home alone - twice!

Catherine O'Hara

She received an Emmy nom for the 2010 TV movie, Temple Grandin, has a starring role on the series, Schitt's Creek, and has appeared in shows such as 30 Rock and Modern Family.

Uncle Frank

Ah, yes. Who could ever forget free-loading, cheapskate cantankerous Uncle Frank?

Gerry Bamman

For years, he played defense attorney Stan Gilum on Law and Order and has since made roles on The Good Wife and The Following.

Old Man Marley

Is Old Man Marley really as creepy as he seems?

Roberts Blossom

Roberts was in the original Great Gatsby and such classics as Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Escape from Alcatraz. He made an appearance in the 1999 TV film Ballon Farm before passing away in 2011 at 87.

Buzz McCallister

Ah, yes. Buzz. Kevin's annoying big brother who called him a "trout sniffer," has a pet tarantula, and gives Kevin a hard time for everything. Ugh. Brothers…

Devin Ratray

Devin Ratray is still an actor, appearing in such movies and TV shows as RIPD, Supernatural, Louie, Elementary and The Good Wife. He also has a band called "Little Bill and the Beckleys". And he tried to woo former Secretary of State Condeleeza Rice in the film Courting Condi.

Fuller

Fun Fact: Kevin's adorable little bed-wetting cousin was really Macaulay's little brother in real life.

Kieran Culkin

Kieran has popped up in everything from Fargo to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World since his Home Alone days.

Pigeon Lady

There's something about that Pigeon Lady that doesn't seem so scary after all, tbh.

Brenda Fricker

This Irish actress can really act. She won a Supporting Actress Oscar in 1989 for her role in My Left Foot and and last appeared as Mrs. Smith in the 2013 TV series, Forgive Me before retiring from acting as of 2014.

E.F. Duncan

E.F. Duncan has got to be the nicest man. Ever. Maybe even (dare we say it) nicer than Santa?

Eddie Bracken

Active in the industry since the 1930s, Home Alone 2 would be one of Bracken's final roles. He voiced Sebastian in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue in 1997 and ultimately passed away in 2002.

Concierge

The pompous and sly concierge at The Plaza Hotel is sure Kevin is up to no good.

Tim Curry

Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the '70s cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show has made notable appearances in It and Clue. Many millennials will recognize Curry as the voice of Nigel Thornberry in Nickelodeon's The Wild Thornberries. He also made theater appearances in Spamalot and A Christmas Carol. Unfortunately, Curry has been dealing with health issues resulting from a stroke he had a few years ago. In June, he received an Actors Fund of America Artistic Achievement Award.

Cedric (Bellman)

Bellman Cedric sure loves a good tip.

Rob Schneider

Comedian Rob Schneider is an SNL alum who has been in everything from Grown Ups to the Deuce Bigalow films. His latest movie is the western comedy, The Ridiculous 6, which premiered on Netflix earlier in December. Did we also mention his daughter is Ex's & Oh's singer, Elle King?

Desk Clerk

The desk clerk at The Plaza Hotel isn't Kevin's number one fan, to say the least.

Dana Ivey

From The Help to Boardwalk Empire, Tony-nominated Ivey is still active in the world of acting, getting inducted into the Theater Hall of Fame in 2008.

#home alone #home alone 2 #home alone 2 lost in new york

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xroub · 6 years

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TAGGED BY: the lovely @hulahoopingholt I legit forgot about this til I saw rachel’s post

NICKNAME: chels which I 90% hate now and my nephew calls me “he he.”

GENDER: ehh.

STAR SIGN: leo.

HEIGHT: 5′3′’.

TIME: 2 am.

BIRTHDAY: aug 22.

FAVOURITE BANDS: idk panic! at the disco, fall out boy, three days grace.

FAVOURITE SOLO ARTIST: sam smith and lady gaga are at the top of my most played and I honestly would agree.

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: anything from the rocky horror picture show soundtrack.

LAST MOVIE WATCHED: I think lion king with my nephew a couple days ago.

LAST SHOW WATCHED: bob’s burgers.

WHEN DID I CREATE MY BLOG: ain’t got the slightest clue. definitely at least 5 years ago.

WHAT DO I POST: literally anything I like at the moment.

LAST THING I GOOGLED: apoquel. (my gracie girl went to the vet tuesday)

DO YOU HAVE OTHER BLOGS: yeah like too many to keep up with. half of ‘em are dead tbh.

DO YOU GET ASKS: gif requests, which I love.

WHY DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR URL: because I’m not creative and it’s the same as my other social media’s.

FOLLOWING: couple hundred I think. need to do a cleanse.

FOLLOWERS: on mobile so can’t check.

FAVOURITE COLOURS: purple. hasn’t changed since I was like 10.

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: depending on my mental state, but on a good day/week 6-8 hours.

LUCKY NUMBER: I don’t know.

INSTRUMENTS: does recorder like 10 years ago count?

WHAT AM I WEARING: baseball tee and no pants.

HOW MANY BLANKETS DO I SLEEP WITH: one. I know I’m insane.

DREAM JOB: I’ve never really had any kind of “dream __” but I’ve always wanted to do something with animals.

DREAM TRIP: please refer to the previous answer.

FAVOURITE FOOD: any kind of breakfast food.

NATIONALITY: I literally know nothing about my family’s history. I think my mom is irish and my dad is black and hispanic.

POSTS: a lot, like 20,000+.

TAGGING: if you want to, go for it.

#someone likes me: i was tagged

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Every. Other. Question. (Love you 😘)

I love you sweetheart but I’m gonna suffer answering all of these, I know it sdhfjbdhfbdj 2. Is your room messy or clean? It’s messy by most standards, but clean in the sense that I know where everything is and organized in its own way 4. Do you like your name? Why? I do!! My full name is a culmination of names picked out with my boyfriend and my first name, Henry, from a favorite book character ;P 6. Describe your personality in 3 words or lesssoft, musical, peachy 8. What kind of car do you drive? Color? I don’t drive one cause I’m not having that mess 10. How would you describe your style? either entirely comfort clothes or vaguely threatening with everything in between 12. What size bed do you have? I have a full size bed!! 14. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Why? Anywhere with my boyfriend is lovely~ 16. Favorite makeup brands? Whatever I like and doesn’t destroy my face :^D18. Favorite tv show? oh gosh uhhh I guess like Gordon Ramsay shows and B9920. How tall are you? I think last I checked I am a little over 5′4″

22. Do you go to the gym? Noooooooo24. How much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? I dunno cause my boyfriend has my wallet currently eifbjdhg26. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two, I use one though and the other stays on my bed for my boyfriend/as a cuddle thing for when I miss him 28. How many friends do you have? I guess a solid 2, which includes my bf 30. What’s your favorite candle scent?Mmmm probably lavender and vanilla and warm, cinnamon kinds 32. 3 favorite girl names? Lucy, Kaye, and Clara 34. Favorite actress? AAAA too many to choose from, probably Grace McLean as a safe choice who performs/acts as Marya in TGCo181236. Favorite movie? Oooo~~ Baby Driver, The Prince of Egypt, The Addams Family, Victor Frankenstein, Rocky Horror Picture Show,,, and a lot more 38. Money or brains? Brains, I’d prefer to love someone, myself or another, and be content with their abilities and personality as a person rather than monetary gain 40. How many times have you been to the hospital? A few times, a couple for me, but mostly for others 42. Do you take any medications daily? I used to take birth control, but that made me feel sick all the time so I stopped 44. What is your biggest fear? Oh gosh,,, probably losing the love of my life, being alone and forgotten, and heights 46. What’s your go to hair style? Uhhhh whatever the heck it wants to do 48. Who is your role model? Ummm probably one of my teachers and my boyfriend tbh 50. What was the last text you sent? “JSVSJHSBSHSHD BABY BLEASE” 52. What is your dream car? Don’t have one really cause I don’t like driving54. Do you go to college? Hopefully I will be soon 56. Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? More rural areas I suppose, like a little out of a small town/village would be cool58. Do you have freckles? Yes!! Around my body in some places60. How many pictures do you have on your phone? 3,444,,,62. Do you still watch cartoons? Oh hell yeah!!!!64. Favorite dipping sauce? K e t c h u p

66. Have you ever won a spelling bee? Not that I know of, no

68. Can you draw? Yeah!! Pretty well I think 70. What was the last concert you saw? I haven’t been to one truthfully, I have been in some though ;0 72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Considering I go to DD every other day I’m going to have to say them 74. What is your crush’s first and last initials? RC~~ aka my bf’s initials ;P

76. What color looks best on you? Oh goodness I don’t know,,, I lean towards dark blues and reds a lot though 78. Do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed 80. What is your biggest pet peeve? Bigoted people,,, annoying/obnoxious people, there’s more, but I can’t really think of them82. Favorite ice cream flavor? Hmmm mint chocolate chip or cookies n’ creme84. Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow!!!!86. What is your phone background? My boyfriend and I cuddling with my cat 88. Do you like it when people play with you hair? Yes, but only when it’s my bf doing it really 90. Do you wash your face? At night? In the morning? I usually just put a mix of witch hazel and tea tree oil on it when I need it 92. Have you ever been drunk? No, I have drank before though ;P94. Favorite lyrics right now? You didn't have to look my wayYour eyes still haunt me to this dayBut you did. Yes, you didFrom Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffes96. Day or night? Night~ Cause I can be a sleepy boy and cuddle and snuggle 98. Favorite month? Hmmm Tied between October and November~100. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My bf @spiritoflondonatnight cause I am a big ol weepy boy and so is he Thank you so much anon~ ;0

#Anonymous

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mytherapistsays-blog · 5 years

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The Princess Switch is a Tale as Old as Time

The Princess Switch is a Tale as Old as Time ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ @MyTherapistSays ⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ https://mytherapistsays.ca/the-princess-switch-is-a-tale-as-old-as-time/

Or… as old as the merging-of-two-frames editing technique. Vanessa Hudgens is the latest star to sink down to join in on the low budget Christmas movie train, playing two mysteriously identical strangers who swap places and assume each other’s identities. Sound familiar? The answer should be yes, because since time immemorial we’ve witnessed many a Disney starlet in more or less the same film. The question is, who did it better? Someone call Us Weekly, because we are blowing this sh*t wide open.

IT TAKES TWO

(MARY KATE & ASHLEY OLSEN, 1995)

Okay, to be fair (barring any outlandish conspiracy theories), these two actually are separate human beings, but the identity swap principle still applies. In this 90’s classic, orphan-girl/ inner-city-kid Amanda attempts to trespass explores the woods beyond the grounds of her summer camp and bumps (quite literally) into prim and proper Alyssa, who lives with her rich ass wealthy father, Roger. Amanda is about to be adopted by the Butkises, the family who collects kids for child labour- actually you know what, it was for child labour- and Alyssa is about to have the gold-digging stepmother from hell, Clarice. They decide to swap places so Alyssa can know what it’s like to be a real kid and Amanda can know what it’s like to have real human affection, and they work together to set up Alyssa’s social worker with Amanda’s father. Chaos, food fights, and less-than-romantic horseback rides ensue.

Pros: Olsen twins before their acting skills absolutely nosedived. Kirstie Alley. Whoever the rich dad’s driver was.

Cons: The Butkises. The horror that was THIS scene.

Most memorable line:

Amanda: It’s got to be that can’t-eat, can’t-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, World Series kind of stuff, right?

THE PARENT TRAP

(LINDSAY LOHAN, 1998)

Another unmistakable 90’s classic, which also coincidentally involves the same-but-not-the-same girls to meet over summer camp. Hallie is a cool, laid back Cali gal while Annie is a posh English girl. Despite a rocky start meeting at summer camp (what are the chances!) the girls realize they have the same birthday… and the same parents- wait, they’re sisters?! They decide to switch places so that they can like, actually MEET the other parent who has abandoned them for years, and set up their rich vineyard owning father with their classy but slightly disheveled mother, and also get rid of their treacherous stepmother to be, Meredith Blake. They succeed, and though this movie has the best cast and best soundtrack possible, it is seriously unsettling how f*cked up it is for their parents to keep them apart and live without one of their own daughters. What kind of co-parenting tactic is that?!

Pros: Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. The epic handshake sequence. Vineyards. London. The crackling-candy-wrapper-to-sound-like-static phone hack. Also Janice from Friends.

Ohhh. Myyyy. GAAAHD.

Cons: The cringey prank wars between Hallie and Annie that are honestly very telling of how frightening and ruthless 12 year old girls can be. The hot-pin-and-apple-as-a-homemade-ear-piercing-kit. Meredith and the lizard. This movie is not for the weak of stomach.

Most memorable line:

Hallie (or Annie, who tf knows): So if your Mom is my Mom and my Dad is your Dad… and we’re both born on October 11th, then you and I are… like… sisters.

THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE

(HILARY DUFF, 2003)

In the best movie-from-a-TV-show production of all time, Lizzie and her, like what, eighth grade graduation class take a graduation trip to Italy (??? wtf? Is this PCA? How is everyone affording this?). Lizzie bumps into Paolo, a cute, charming Italian boy whose age I am really troubled by and don’t want to think about too much tbh, because I am already scarred from watching one too many episodes of Age Gap Couples. While Gordo is trapped in the Upside Down friend zone, Lizzie begins gallivanting around Rome with Paolo, who out of the blue drops a bomb on her that she is the exact Doppelganger for his former singing partner and could she like, assume her identity? Leave it to Lizzie McGuire to say yes, Kate willingly helping her out by covering for her (yes, hell really has freezed over) and shit to hit the fan. It all ends with Paolo being exposed for the weenie that he is (which we really should have anticipated from this lewk below):

We have Lizzie performing at the Colo freakin seum, while Gordo is clawing his way out of the friend zone (but I’m sure if Lizzie McGuire continued into their high school years she would have fallen for a Jesse McCartney or equivalent hottie of the day and dumped Gordo’s ass).

Pros: Italy. Pasta. Ethan Craft!

Cons: Paolo. No Miranda?!

Most Memorable Lines (because you can’t pick just one):

Kate: Lizzie McGuire, you are an outfit repeater!

Miss Ungermeyer: David Gordan. I think that’s Italian for ‘sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda’.

Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?

Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.

Isabella: Sing to me, Paolo!

MONTE CARLO

(SELENA GOMEZ, 2011)

After years of saving from her shitty waitress job, Grace, a down-on-her-luck Texan girl fresh out of high school, finally gets to go to Paris with David Cassidy’s daughter her coworker Emma. Instead of the vacation of her dreams, she gets a shitty tour bus version of the city with Blair Waldorf as her salty stepsister, Meg, tagging along. It doesn’t take long for the girls to have a falling out and find themselves in a swanky hotel lobby to take shelter from the rainstorm that is kind of a metaphor for their disaster of a trip. Their luck changes when Grace is mistaken for a wealthy British heiress, and with some encouragement from Emma takes her place and fills in for her duties, which leads the three girls to Monaco. Grace falls for Theo, a local rich boy with other character qualities that don’t seem notable to me at the moment; Meg falls for an adventurous Aussie, and Emma just really wants to get home to her long term boyfriend Owen and install some dimmer lights. Of course the fiasco unfolds when Cordelia returns unexpectedly, and some drama goes down with an expensive piece of jewelry going missing (a telltale sign of an unoriginal plot). But not to worry because just like every chick flick out there, everyone gets a happy ending.

Pros: The excellent casting of romantic interests (Read: Corey Monteith, Luke Bracey, Pierre Boulanger). Who Says. Monte Carlo- it actually looks really effing bomb. Why is Monaco so underrated?! I might just be too poor to even have it on my radar as a travel destination.

Seriously. God bless this casting director.

Cons: Selena Gomez’s acting. Selena Gomez’s fake British accent. The fact that I will never be mistaken for an heiress and have a whirlwind romance with a foreign wealthy man.

Most memorable lines:

Grace: I finally meet a guy who likes me for me. And I’m not even me.

THE PRINCESS SWITCH

(VANESSA HUDGENS, 2018)

So here we are in present day. Let me just start by saying, there isn’t even a princess in this movie. Lady Margaret is a duchess. It’s called royal decorum honey, look it up. Stacy, a baker from Chicago, is somehow invited to this very prestigious international baking competition in Genovia Aldovia Belgravia (is anyone else noticing that these fake European countries all kind of sound like font families?), and ditches her bakery during what I assume would be her busiest time of the year to hop across the world with her business partner/ best friend and his daughter. There she runs into Lady Margaret, who mysteriously looks exactly like her and proposes they swap places so she can get away from the world of schedules. Stacy agrees, and falls for Margaret’s fiance of an arranged marriage/ loveless engagement, Prince Edward of Belgravia. Meanwhile Margaret falls for Stacy’s DILF friend Kevin. They manage to swap back before Stacy’s competition (which she wins despite her competitor cutting the cord to her Kitchen Aid, which she only notices after the majority of the cake has been baked, which like, b*tch, how were you mixing the batter before?), only for the Prince and Margaret to have to present the awards to the winners (because like, I’m sure that’s how William and Kate fill their schedule). Though Margaret had revealed their secret to Edward before the event, the four go backstage to give Kevin the downlow. Stacy is alarmingly okay with Edward (sort of) proposing to her, and Kevin is alarmingly okay with this despite having JUST caught feelings for who he thought was his best friend? Flash forward to a year later, and Edward and Stacy have married, and it is implied Kevin and Margaret are next? What the hell happened to their award winning bakery?

Pros: Gunner from Nashville. Kevin’s abs.

Cons: The haircut. The Jackie O blazer and pencil skirt ensembles. Another ill fated horse riding trip. The mysterious old guy who kept showing up but whose presence/ significance was never really explained?

Seriously, why is everyone dressed straight outta 1952?

Most memorable line:

Stacy/Margaret: In fact I took a nap on it. Slept like a log.

Edward: A log?

Stacy/ Margaret: Yes, dear, a royal log. It’s an expression we have in Montenaro.

Over the passage of time, the same-actress-two-characters/ swapping identities plotline has served us some of our most heartwarming and cheesy memories of film. I honestly don’t know if there really is a way to rank which is best, because they are all terrible in their own right. What matters most is that this tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme seems to keep going strong 20 years later, so we can expect another version of this more-or-less same story to make us gag/dazzle us in the coming years.

#funny #Hollywood #Movie #Princess Switch #Twins

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theshootingstaryoosung · 7 years

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I got tagged three times

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire music library to shuffle and report the first 10 tracks that pop up. Then choose 4 additional friends.

I got tagged by @just-simply-aging , @mystic-mess-headcanons and @beautiful@beautiful-mystic-mess bc I love you all you get to hear 30 of the songs on my phone!!

Well Suck Me! - Blood On The Dance Floor

Tomei Ansa (Transparent Answer) - IA (Jin)

My Heart Is Broken - Evanescence

Star Power - Blood On The Dance Floor

You’re Crashing, But You’re No Wave - Fall Out Boy

Otsukimi Recital (Moon-Viewing Recital) - rachie

Let You Down - Three Days Grace

Rolling Girl - JubyPhonic

‘Round the World in Eighty Days - Luka Megurine

Black and White Ward - Reila

The Real You - Three Days Grace

Hurt - Nine Inch Nails

Tell Me - Failed Flight

Tawagoto Speaker - Not sure which youtuber did this one oops

Superheroes - Various Artists (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

A Thousand Years - Christina Perri

Lavender Town Syndrome - Mayu

West Coast Smoker - Fall Out Boy

Nothing’s Fair in Love and War - Three Days Grace

Freaking Me Out - Simple Plan

PONPONPON - JubyPhonic

Headphone Actor - JubyPhonic

STATIC SCREENS - Gumi

On My Own - Three Days Grace

Like Suicide - Seether

Handbeat Clocktower - Reila

iNSoMNia - SONiKA

Tears of Ashes - Dear Whoever

Fall for You - Secondhand Serenade

Answer - JubyPhonic

I’m glad nothing weird came up lolololol. I’ll tag @randomfandomsciencethings , @deva-707 , @mrbitransguy and @paradoxiii, plus anyone else who wants to do this? Consider yourself tagged! You don’t have to do it tbh-- IF I GET TAGGED AGAIN I’LL SHOW YOU EVEN MORE OF MY SONGS!!!

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noisegf · 7 years

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do all the astrology asks!!

⊙ : What’s your sign?: Virgo sun, Gemini moon, Cancer rising

☽ : One of your worst fears?: losing the ones I love

☿ : How many friends do you have?: ....uhhh?? an amount?

♀ : Sexual Orientation? Are you single?: queer, and i’m dating @loserwave

♂ : Is there anyone you want to kill at the moment?: my abuser lmao

♃ : If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you want to live?: i dunno Snoqualmie would be cool. Preferably anywhere but here lol

♄ : How good are you with advice and emotions?: lmao

♅ : What’s your music taste in artists or bands like?: a little bit of everything

♇ : What’s your dark side like?: ...bad?

♈: Truth or dare?: dare? idk lol

♉ : Can we get a picture of you?: go to my tagged/mugshots lol

♊ : What’re your favorite books?: The Gunslinger by Stephen King, Flowers for Algernon, Perks of Being a Wallflowers, The Count of Monty Cristo, and Laura Jane Grace’s memoir

♋ : Do you miss someone right now?: Max and Eddie tbh

♌: One random and interesting fact about you: i’m a natural redhead? idk is that interesting

♍ : Can you keep a secret? Do you give good advice?: yes and idk i guess

♎: Favorite movies and TV shows?: Twin Peaks, anything by David Lynch, Rocky Horror, King of the Hill, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Wizard of Oz, any Studio Ghibli films, and like 300 others lol

♏ : How easily do you get jealous and what makes you jealous?: uhhhhh....i dunno tbh?

♐ : How do you take breakups/losing a friend?: it....depends?

♑ : When have you hit your bottom? Why?: lmao

♒ : Any other blogs on tumblr? What’re they like?: is this ask if i have any other blogs? idk i have a poetry blog, a “dark” blog, and a personal journal blog

♓ : What hurts the most?: idk burning alive probably hurts a lot lol

☋ : Do you forgive? Do you believe in second chances?: sometimes, and sometimes

Ω : What are your goals this year?: to be 100% unashamedly myself, and try and be happier for once in my damn life

#about #anon #ask

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nanalikessurveys · 5 years

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Are you fascinated by outer space?: I kinda am but it’s scary as hell so i don’t want to study or look into it or anything Is there a tree outside your window?: Yeah i can see trees if i looked trough my window Can you ever see the moon from your bedroom window?: I guess i can Do you have a window right by your bed?: No not right by When was the last time you had sushi?: Today, yay Do you pray regularly?: I never pray, i used to do it couple times when i was a kid tho Do you wish there were more to do online?: Nope, i’m good What’s a fun website you recommend?: Umm dunno Do you shop for new clothes each season?: No, i’ll buy clothes if i need them really

Do you answer your phone when it’s a number you don’t recognize?: If i’m not excepting a call, then no Have you ever been to Africa?: Nope Do you like spontaneity?: I think i do What are you looking forward to wearing this spring?: It’s not spring now, it’s autumn Is your hair dyed right now? If so, what color is it?: My roots are my own color but my ends are lighter blonde Do you look up your symptoms online whenever you have a problem?: Haha i used to do that Do you shop at Goodwill?: I haven’t even heard of that

Do you donate things to Goodwill a lot?: Does your place have a lot of clutter?: My home? yes Do you eat enough fruits and vegetables?: I think i do Do you have dreams that you’re not giving up on?: i guess so Do you believe in yourself even when no one else does?: I don’t believe in myself tbh Do you have hope for the future?: Nope Does God’s grace get you through each day?: No What motivates you?: The people around me Are you optimistic?: I try to be but i’m not Are you going to wear anything floral this spring?: Not spring atm but i generally don’t like anything floral print Do you think your hair looks better up or down?: Down. i look hideous when my hair is up LMAO What season would you want to get married in?: It doesn’t matter Are you currently wearing anything pink?: Nope Do you wear socks that match?: Usually yes

Do you own a pair of slip-on shoes?: I do Do you have a balcony?: Yes What does your favorite stuffed animal look like?: It’s Peppa Pig lol Do you collect anything?: Journals and notebooks Are you spiritual?: No What was the last book you read?: I can’t remember Do you have any Christmas decorations still up?: Hahaha noooo Are there any events you are looking forward to soon?: Nope not really Do you love your hometown?: Sure, even tho the whole place is under construction at the moment Do you dream of decorating a house someday?: Sure When was the last time you moved to a new house?: Couple months ago i moved to live on my own What is the most interesting thing in the room you are in?: Ummm… nothing really On a weekend, how long do you typically lay in bed before getting up?: I usually get up immediately when i wake up How long was your longest relationship?: Little over a year What is your star sign? (ex: Aquarius): Libra Now what is the star sign of your significant other/crush?: I don’t have a significant other or a crush Which cities/states have you lived in?: Just here where i live now Tell me about how your parents met. How old were they?: They met in school when they were in their 20s. They both studied catering Are you in college? If not, where do you want to go to college and why?: Here’s the thing: this gets asked a lot in surveys, but i have no idea what college translates to lol. like is it the same as university? or is it where you go before university? anyway i never went to university even though i wanted to because i’m not that smart What makes your bedroom special to you/what is your favorite part about it?: My comfortable bed When washing your hands, do you wet your hands or put soap on first?: I wet my hands first If you had to pick one chore to do today, what would it be?: Wash the dishes because the sink is filled up to the ceiling lol When was the hardest you ever cried? What was the circumstance?: I don’t know really, i’ve cried alot during my lifetime When it comes to school, how motivated are you to work?: Not super motivated tbh Do you know any high school sweethearts? How’s life treating them?: No Where do you usually buy your clothes?: Just basic places like h&m, new yorker, zara etc Would you rather be fluent in Chinese or Japanese?: Chinese i guess, i think it’s a really pretty sounding language Would you rather meet your soul mate early or date a few people beforehand?: Umm idk Name me a funny/weird/entertaining YouTube video, please?: Not in the mood for that, sorry Are your fingernails currently short or long?: Somewhere in the middle If you had to be a school teacher, which subject would you teach?: I would never want to be a teacher. but i guess finnish? or even english? or like chemistry lol IDK When it comes to relationships, are you the jealous type?: I can be very jealous What do you usually order at Jamba Juice?: I’ve never been there Have you ever been to see Rocky Horror?: No How long have you had your cell phone?: About two years Which gift cards do you have in your wallet?: I dont have any gift cards atm Which is the scariest ride you have ever been on in a theme park?: That one ride in our local amusement park that is the shape of an “U”. It’s called Half Pipe. Never again lmao Which celebrity do you think is the prettiest nowadays?: I guess Halle Berry, she’s gorgeous. Or Miranda Kerr

#survey #surveys

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graciebpost-its · 6 years

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Theatre Tag for all you fellow Thespians! (12.12.2017)

So I did this about a year ago and I wanted to do it again, have fun, and see how the answers have changed! :))

LAST SHOW ADDED TO YOUR RESUME: THEN: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

NOW: The Jungle Book

LAST SHOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR: THEN: The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

NOW: Tarzan

LAST SONG YOU USED AT AN AUDITION? Then: I Know Things Now (lol)

Now: Almost There (Princess and the Frog)

FAVORITE MUSICAL? Then: 13 the Musical, RENT, etc (probably more that I can’t think of at the moment)

Now: Uggh, this is difficult. I’ve discovered sooo many new musicals since last year, old and new. Hmm, ngl, I love the spongebob musical. Wicked, Wizard of Oz, Book of Mormon, Beauty and the Beast, Rocky Horror(gosh, this one makes absolutely no sense but it’s such a fun show), etc.

FAVORITE ROLE YOU’VE PLAYED, AND FROM WHAT SHOW? Then: Essie Carmichael (You Can’t Take it With You) or the Mother/Grace Bradley (TBCPE)

Now: Elizabeth(Laundry and Bourbon) and Bagheera/Chaplain Willies (The Jungle Book)

FAVORITE ROLE OVERALL THAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO PLAY? Then: Patrice (13 the Musical - or a genderbent Archie lol 😂), Any Disney princess tbh

Now: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, Penny from Hairspray, Janet/Columbia from Rocky Horror, etc

FAVORITE DIRECTOR YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH: Then: R. Marshall, P. Russell

Now: R. Marshall and J. Marin

WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW? Alice in Wonderland Jr. - Cheshire Cat :’)

(This can’t change 😂)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE LAST TO TAKE A BOW? Yes (TBCPE) (yeah, that’s the only time thus far)

HAVE YOU BEEN TO New York? Then: No, but I will be there in February. :))

Now: Yes, and it was absolutely incredible. :))

HAVE YOU BEEN TO L.A.? Then: No

Now: No

WHAT’S THE SCARIEST PART OF AN AUDITION? Then: Hoping you’ve done your best afterwards!

Now: The anxiety that happens prior to singing your song or performing your monologue

WHAT’S THE BEST PART OF AN AUDITION? Then: Knowing you’ve done your best afterwards! Ayyyy! ;))

Now: Having a good time with your friends, meeting new people, and walking out of the audition with more confidence and experience, plus feeling proud of your audition. :)

WHAT ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR NEXT?  Then: Beauty and the Beast/Whatever the Spring production is 😅 (lol, The B&B audition didn’t happen)

Now: I guess the next one will be Hairspray!!! :))

SOMETHING EMBARRASSING OR UNEXPECTED THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE ON STAGE:  Then: Fools (2016): I was trying to push a newspaper closer to myself with my shepherd’s staff and I was baring down on it too much and broke the staff, so I just had to roll with it. I threw the staff offstage and said “Eh, I’ll handle that later. Oh, but Slovich!” And went on with the scene. Lol, I’m sorry, my sweet staff.

Now: Ummm, I can’t think of one at the moment. I probably messed up a dance move in All Shook Up. Yikes.😅

 EVER BEEN NAKED ON STAGE? Then: No (thankfully :-)

Now: No

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KILLED? Then: Yes- Death by poison lol (Romeo, You Idiot)

Now: ^^^what she said

EVER BEEN DRUNK? Then: No

Now: No

PLAYED SOMEONE HALF YOUR AGE?  Then: Yes, Junie B Jones

Now: ^^^That, and does Little Red count? (Grimm Brothers Spectaculathon)

PLAYED SOMEONE TWICE YOUR AGE: Then: Yes

Now: Yes, Chaplain Willies. ^^^I’m assuming that I was referring to Lady Montague, Cinderella’s evil stepmother, or Grace Bradley...?

CRIED: Then: Many times (after a show closes)

Now: All the time

FIRED A GUN? Then: No (question mark ???)

Now: No

BEEN DRENCHED? then: No

Now: No...?

STAGE KISSED? Then: Lol, no. Just on the cheek (@ Matthew, Hunter, and Braden) Haha, but that would be interesting XD

Now: ^^^ Lol, no. You think boys want to kiss me?

Then: 12/21/2016

Now: 12.12.2017.

Love always, Gracie

#Love.Always.GracieB #love always #Gracie #Theatre #Theatre nerd #Theatre nerds unite!#Love.Always.Gracie

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