#renegadejokes

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jacob after forming his own pack: finally some peace and quiet

seth 0.2 seconds later:

#jacob black #seth clearwater #renegadejokes #twilight #1k

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emmett: we have fun, don't we edward?

edward: i've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#emmett cullen #edward cullen #renegadejokes #twilight

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watching bella’s decisions in the twilight saga like

#bella swan #twilight #renegadejokes

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she’s a ten but she’s the one with a wicked curveball

#twilight #victoria #renegadejokes

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bella: *enters the cullen house*

esme: would you like to stay for dinner?

alice: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

#bella swan #esme cullen #alice cullen #twilight #renegadejokes

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me at any minor inconvenience: fine i’ll just have to endure it

#twilight #renegadejokes

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sad boy cullen

#carlisle cullen #twilight #renegadejokes

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bella: i think you know what i'm saying

charlie: i haven't known what you've been saying for three and a half years.

#bella swan #charlie swan #twilight #renegadejokes

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proud member of the “bullying edward cullen” club

#edward cullen #leah and rosalie are also members #twilight #renegadejokes

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aesthetically and objectively bella’s birthday party was beautiful. practically??? yeah those vamps don’t know her at all.

#new moon #twilight #renegadejokes

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sorry for making everything about leah clearwater. as if it’s my fault.

#leah clearwater #twilight #renegadejokes

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vampires? more like DAMNpires haha amirite????

#vampire #vampires #twilight #renegadejokes

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she’s a ten but she frequently engages in reckless behavior to hear her ex’s voice

#bella swan #twilight #edward cullen #renegadejokes

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rosalie: why are men so stupid?

edward: not all men.

rosalie: yes, all men. every single one of you.

#edward cullen #rosalie hale #twilight #renegadejokes

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on all levels except physical i am eating a giant blueberry muffin

#twilight #emily young #renegadejokes

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edward: turns out we're a pretty good team for two people who hate each other.

jacob: i don't hate you. i just think you're pretentious and unlikeable.

#edward cullen #jacob black #twilight #renegadejokes