#real mates

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

#not whump #more real life ramblings let’s gooooo #EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off #I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling #and you fuckers ran with it #good for you but also why

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

#I do those things in real life #I want to read a story about some fucked up shit going down #Thx mate #post o' mine #writing

[arttuff]

i need them to interract i need booster to get bullied by impulse so bad

#dc comics #dc #booster gold #michael jon carter #bart allen #dc impulse #impulse #impulse 1995 #25th century slurs vs 30th century “just what you call your mates” #anyway badmouth bart is real he told me himself #yj98 #young justice #young just us #young justice 1998

[colinhughessimp]

Colin and Isaac just have the most beautiful friendship. I love how comfortable Isaac feels asking Colin all these questions, and how comfortable Colin feels answering. I love how he tells Issac he’ll never guess the fittest on the team and he does right away because they are on the same wavelength and just know each other so well. I love that even without saying it, without needing to say it, they know the my have so much love for each other.

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #they are platonic soul mates #issac mcadoo #Colin Hughes #also Colin was real for saying bumbercatch #it’s his vibe 100% #I wish more than anything I had a friendship like theirs

[rachelfloof]

#if you ship mystic flour x eternal sugar you're also indirectly shipping hollycacao idc what anyone says #this makes them soul mates in the most literal sense #hollyberry is loving the lesbian energy created in the studio today /ref #hollycacao #hollyberry cookie #dark cacao cookie #mystic flour cookie #eternal sugar cookie #mystic flour x eternal sugar #cookie run #dark cacao malewife real #rachelfloof art

[mattodore]

delphi, bitten pack member, mate

#river dipping #delphi sol #lykos #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #simblr #no good morning just immediately firing shots LOOK 🫵 AT HER 🫵 #GOD............................... WEREWOLF WOMAN WHO WILL TEAR INTO ME WITH HER CLAWS AND REVEL IN THE WARMTH OF BLOOD I WANT YOUUU #SHE'S SO SEXY LIKE. SAID THIS OVER ON PF ALREADY BUT I NEED TO BE FOUR FINGERS DEEP INSIDE HER ALREADY #FACE FIRST IN HER BREASTS LIKE. DYKERY IN MY MIND THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVEEEEE RN #FEMMES............. I AM YOURS ALWAYS AND FOREVER <3 #...me thinking delphi is the sexiest woman alive aside... look at her pointy wolf ears sticking out!! #and yeah... her and ria both have scars on their throats. they gave them to each other :)<3 #they're werewolf soulmates..... of course it's that intense and serious they had to wound each other #delphi's is from when ria turned her but ria's is from delphi wanting to mark ria back... normally it'd heal but :) #ria is a born wolf and delphi is their little werewolf mate... which means they don't heal like a wolf would at delphi's hands #delphi's not a born wolf tho so </3 not the same for her. but turning scars always stay with the body along with any other wounds #that were already there at the time of turning... #<- this is real lykos story lore so. don't look too closely at ria's scars from that last post. they don't actually make sense #i just thought wow... those are sexy. and put them on her kjdgfkhfn #none of the lykos ocs' scars are canon until i make them myself #but dionte's eye scar and delria's throat scars are canon!! i'll make custom ones one day but for now! i'm just rocking with what i've got

[dizzy-n-busy]

THESE ARE ROUGH CONCEPTS BUT HOLY FUCK THEY LOOK BAD SGSG (forgive me but they gave me brainrot)

I shouldn’t be a fashion designer omfg

And yes, Darlin’ almost left the house with that bloodstained leather jacket of theirs, and yes — Milo did try fist fighting them

I think I made David too pale too, mf look more like a vamp then Sam smh /j /lh

#i got a real hidden talent that should stay hidden 💪💪 #i like the mates designs tbh #the wolfs however… #redacted audio #redacted darlin #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted asher #redacted angel #redacted baabe #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam #redacted shaw pack

[asparklethatisblue]

do you ever meet your brother from another mother, and it’s a teeny tiny scops owl that’s always seconds away from falling asleep?

#His name is Gizmo and apparently he likes doing mating dances at his very human very lesbian handler #owl #He’s just like me for real

[astro-nautics]

reading Sword of Destiny & i have feelings about that one confrontation between istredd and geralt. so i ended up doodling a little gerlion comic to give the witcher some comfort after that whole ordeal

bonus doodle under the cut!

#if witcher's feelings aren't real and simply just memories then how come geralt /loves/ his bff huh? check and mate #also not posting this on my art blog bc its just a very rough little comic idea #the witcher #gerlion #the witcher books #geralt of rivia #dandelion #istredd saying those dehumanizing things about geralt & then geralt repeating them later while talking with yen like he internalized them #ouch. oof. my heart #there were so many sad sentences in that chapter #''he...'' the witcher cleared his throat ''he calls you yenna.'' will live in my mind rent free now thank you #joon reads the witcher #my art

[qtubbo]

Qquackity’s POV:

Tubbo’s being hanging out with a high level fed worker

He got tortured by the feds(So they are all kinda horrible and should die)

Tubbo’s willing to work with the feds to get his godchildren back

Fred knows about all the stuff that happened to him and didn’t do anything

Tubbo’s willing to ignore Fred’s bad actions because he loves him

Tubbo is new and what happened to him could happen to Tubbo, therefore he is justified in whatever he says to get tubbo away from fred

QTubbo’s POV:

Quackity has been stalking him

Quackity kidnapped Fred

Quackity threatened tubbo that he would never seen fred again and tried to make tubbo hate fred

Quackity impersonated Fred and is willing to harm fred i.e he believes that quackity may have killed fred to do that

Quackity has been going through his private letters

Other islanders do not care for him so he shouldn’t believe anything differnetly from quackity

Notably qq and qtubbo do not know each other like qquackity is saving someone from his pov, and from tubbo’s this random guy has been stalking his love life. Like I feel they both were pretty justified

#Life is hard for a qquackity and qtubbo apologist when people have decided qtubbo is annoying for not agreeing with qq and just going #Along with His plan like mate thats his bf that got kidnapped #qsmp #Hey cheer up cabinetduo lore real they actually get to do proper fighting

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:

1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*

2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them

3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out

4) literal rainbow lighting around them

5) endless hand holding and twirling

6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck

7) the fucking closing scene?????????

#i mean seriously #jesus fucking christ #you'd think i'd be immune to this mv by now but if anything it just gets worse every time i watch it #absolute INSANITY #also don't even get me started on their dorky little coordinated mating dance #and the fact that they probably practised it themselves messing about in dressing rooms or one of their living rooms or something #also #incredulousness aside for a moment #i love this video so much for how much fun they're clearly having the whole way through #like how much it's just *them* messing about and being their idiotic selves with each other #but yeah #i'll never be remotely normal about the fact they planned and performed and approved literally every moment of insanity here #i mean for real #there's just no way they didn't know exactly what they were doing with this #milex #miracle aligner #milex gifs #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #lulu posts #my gifs

[chasing-faith-and-fate]

Moon 24

Moon 23.1 | Moon 24.1

#chasingmoon #clangen #silkcff #dewcff #Dew: purple #Robin: dark and Weed: light #Dewdrop continues the Chasing cat trend of: i will not speak or explain the Takers thanks and goodbye #SO Brindleclan just got a new leader say hi to Milkweedstar a pretty friendly guy #Wisteriaclan are a bit trigger happy at the moment whoops #SO HI HELLO A NEW TAKER HAS GOTTEN A COMPLETE BODY :) #also another loose taker no real body for that guy has like half a face atbest #btw Weeddash is from Sparkclan #she sneaks into Brindleclan almost every day (secret not so secret mate)

[orangesodaliker]

cant get over how ed was about to cut off ANOTHER extremity and izzy stops him to ask “*tucks hair* so like… what are we?? <333” He wouldn’t know a healthy relationship if it held his hand and asked how his day was

#hes so real for that #when hes cutting off limbs #but you GOTTA get out of the first-mate-zone #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #izzy hands ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd #our flag means death s2 #our flag means death #edizzy #ofmd s2 spoilers

[veryboss]

#bearded daddy #dad #daddy #real man #alfa #alpha #macho #macho man #masculine #master #buddies #mates #lovers #cigar studs #cigar stud #big cigar #cigar smoke #cigar daddy #cigar smoking #cigarsmoker #cigardaddy #fuck buddy #fuck buddies #beards #bearded male #beard #tough guy #tough guys #tough

[bonecarversbestie]

I think it would be funny if Lucien and Elain were “cauldron mates”/“fake mates” but then ended up together anyway bc they are just THAT compatible.

#they’re definitely real mates tho. #elucien #pro elucien #elain archeron #pro lucien vanserra #lucien #anti e/riel #anti elriel

[darunyama]

You know when cats are in heat they get so clingy 🙄

Let's help this old dog understand what this golden pussy wants from him

#i think that homelander in his furry feline form during the mating period is not as aggressive as real male cats #but more gentle as female cats in heat purr purr <3 #mmmm hot furry segs #homelander #billy butcher #william butcher #butchlander #billy butcher x homelander #the boys