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guccipussay · 1 year
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im probably on thin fucking ice on this app but I made a body hc sheet with my fave ladies <33
I have the uncensored full sheet on twitter
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canaidliafail · 1 year
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faithful traitor
Randvi x f!reader 🌿
[ unedited & not proof read. Very self indulgent so I had little care on if it even reads well tbh. but if someones enjoys it then Id be happy to know that ]
explicit || themes of toxic possessiveness and perhaps slight voyeurism I think?
around 4.5 k words. idk what happened. I had a lot to say I guess
-MDI-
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to lust after the jarls wife is something rightfully frowned upon but a heart is not a thing you can control.
oh especially you…
you certainly couldn’t…
You once ran into her enjoying the chil morning air in the cold lake waters by a waterfall. It seemed that things deemed dangerous came like second nature to her. She wasn't afraid of catching a cold and she understood the elements of nature well enough to bathe without a care in the world
her red hair stood out like fire in the midst of blues and you stared minutes longer than intended.
she turned and smiled at you
“You are one of Eivors drengr. Come. keep me some company”
Hesitant you took off your furs and armor staying in your undergarments and joined her in the lake telling her tales of your raids, praising Eivor and SIgurd and trying to figure out if she was trying to find out your faithfulness to the clan
She seemed amused by your demeanor but didn’t try to lead the conversation anywhere. Left you wondering and speaking of anything and everything until it was finally time for you two to part ways.
The second time it was her catching you resting in the lake and while at first you got up to leave her you settled for offering her to join you which she gladly did.
It was the first time you saw her hair unbraided and her eyes dimmer. The days locked up in the map room seemed to be eating away at her.
“Tell me, what is it like out there? Beyond these fields and mountains?”
“It's a beautiful place, wild and full of nature…” You trailed on and she sat on a rock close to you braiding her hair which led you to see how calloused her hands were. Small scratches coated them and as your eyes trailed further up her arms you questioned her muscles and dips.
“You fell quiet so suddenly. Something’s troubling you?” She asked and you reached out and held her hand “I’m curious how someone who claims to have never left these fields could have hands that were crafted from adventures and training. If anything I’d be interested to know about your story”
And now it was her turn to fall silent only her eyes seemed to have regained a spark, a light you were certain you have never seen in her.
Ever since then Randvi always kept you close, lucky encounters turned to scheduled ones and you were often courting her to meetings and daily tasks. Everyone seemed oblivious to your closeness, No one questioned how she eagerly waited for your arrival after every raid or how every time you had a gift for her. No…everyone just brushed it off as you being “Randvis Drengr”
——- 1 ———
“Let's go back to the longship!” you heard Eivor call and you grabbed the last of what you could before grabbing your axe and heading back to the ship. She was ready to take command when you and few other soldiers jumped and took off
Oh, you came with good news today. You were excited to tell Randvi. With today's gains you could perhaps build Valkas hut and maybe a fishing line
“Many thoughts running through your mind. You thinking of how to impress the Jarlskona ?”
thrown off guard by eivors raspy voice you turned to look at her
“aren't we all?” you tried joking but she gave you a knowing look being well aware of your feelings for the woman.
one night when you both were drunk on ale and wouldn't stop yawping she shared her pain with you.
“I hoped she would take my offer and come back to raventhorpe with me but she seemed to be eaten alive by her guilt…”
her frown deepened and her smile sank. After her trip from Ireland Eivor fell quiet for weeks and went on with her duties without sparing time for anyone. You felt warm knowing you were probably one of the few people to now know why
“All I have now is a letter…she finished her song for me. Not that I will ever get to hear it”
you hoped to comfort her and told her of your unrequited love with a woman who is spoken for and Eivor caught on quicker than you hoped she would
“although my brother is dear to me I also care for Randvi as a friend and…I can see her wither in that map room” she confessed, which caught you off guard
“I just want what's best for the people I have close to me. You being one of them”
and that was encouragement enough. So after that night you felt more at ease consulting with Eivor like a friend rather than a distant leader. She wasn't the brightest in matters like these and many innuendos seemed to fly right above her but she was honest and her clarity was helpful enough
“This Jarlskona of yours…” Tried one of the new recruits that were freshly picked up after the raid “She sounds…scary”
Eivor looked at you and you both broke into laughter. Sure she seemed stern but Randvi was truly, a sweetheart
“Nothing to worry about. She does what's necessary to hold our settlement together but beyond that she is a very gentle woman” You offered but the girl didn't seem convinced as she kept tightening her grip on her sword and her lips thinned.
“Or you can just stand behind me and I'll protect you, my little fragile princess” You said with sarcasm but the girl seemed to find very different meaning behind your words and blushed. Was heartwarming to see a soldier have softness within her
you docked the ship and started gathering your things.
You grabbed a box and hopped off the boat seeing a familiar ginger make her way to you “Gods this raid was a long one. We began to worry”
you carelessly tossed the wooden box somewhere near you and readied yourself for Randvi as she fell in your arms for an embrace
“a warm welcome as always Randvi” and she chuckled in return
you dared to tighten your grip on her for a moment as you felt her hands around your shoulders and neck
her warmth and smell engulfing you and all too soon being pulled away as she went to greet Eivor with a handshake “meet me in the map room. I'm sure you have a lot of updates for me” she said now seriously and Eivor followed her to the longhouse.
“Lusting after our Jarls wife ? No wonder you and eivor get along so well”
you turned to Dag your mood immediately sour
“I'm sorry?”
“One aiming for his throne, the other for the wife while poor sigurd is out there fighting for us”
you grabbed your things with a grunt “Dag if you want to suck the Jarls dick so bad just do it and let us rest in peace” you barked successfully making him boil with anger
You heard a soft chuckle behind you and saw the Same girl from before. Your eyes met and she timidly stopped and looked at her companions “On another note, you” and you looked at the recruits
“Guess we will have to share our huts till we make space for them” You heard Dag say with a groan and you nod “Wanna come with me?” You asked the girl feeling a little more comfortable with her since well, you did share a couple words before and that was better than nothing. SHe eagerly nod and grabbed her sword and stuff
The walk to your hut was a quiet one. You had arrived earlier than people usually woke up, giving you the chance to watch the sunrise.
“How long have you been here?” The girl asked “couple of months. We have made quite the progress, wouldn't you say so-oh!” You looked up and she looked at you surprised “Your name…I never asked” You chuckled awkwardly never being good with meetings or small talk and she returned the gesture with a soft chuckle herself
“Oh, It's Vika..”
“Nice to meet you Vika” Your eyes caught the first rays of sunlight coming through your window. You stood up “You know, make yourself comfortable here. I'll be back soon. Need to rest a bit” Not leaving much room for questioning you left your hut and climbed up the stone path above the waterfall seating yourself there and letting the breeze hit your face as you enjoyed the sunrise
“Am I interrupting?” you smiled.
“never” Randvi walked over and seated herself next to you on the rocks.
“the new recruits seemed awfully fond of you”
“Hardly. They are still scared. Apparently me and Eivor talking about you made them scared of our almighty Jarlskona that runs the settlement herself”
She laughed, the corners of her eyes crinkling and out of habit leaned her head against your shoulder
You weren't sure if such gestures were common against friends but you basked in the glory of having her this close to you. She toyed with the edges of her braided hair and asked her tone careful and shy
“WIll you join the feast tonight? Tekla made fresh ale. You could say we had a hunch you would arrive today”
“Hm” you looked off into the distance. Feasts were fun these days..now that Sigurd wasn’t here
“I might. Ah come to think of it, I brought you a gift” and she smiled and sat up to look at you “Its gift enough that you come back alive every time”
“No no, this, I’m sure you will like it” You said and got up offering your hand which she grabbed and got up with ease walking ahead of you “I like it every time, my sweet Drengr”
You’d always be fond of the retired warrior that still lived within her and only showed in small gestures like these.
Oh how you wished you could free her of her suffocating role binding her in these four walls
You quickened your pace opening the door to your hut catching Vika in her tunic only sitting on the bed with a book and you froze
“Oh?”
Randvi questioned and you looked behind you, her eyes frosty, and her whole body tense. Vika also seemed to tense on the other end of the hut and immediately shot up “Good day”
Randvi offered a very cold nod looking her up and down. It was the first time you saw the intimidating Jarlskona that everybody spoke up
“What an interesting arrangement. Didn’t peg you for the kind” and you laughed awkwardly “Dag suggested we share huts with the new recruits-“
And Randvi smiled at you “Good. Wise of him. I'll see you at the feast then”
Turning on her heel she left and you slowly closed the door behind you being very confused by the sudden tension.
You were sure Randvi didn't return your feelings so to see her act …jealous? No it couldn’t be
“That was awkward” Vika tried and you smiled at her “Indeed”
“Weird how she had to check up on you in your hut. She really is controlling” And you let out a sigh of relief. At least your cover wasn’t blown.
You pulled out one of the boxes and looked at the fabric you found. An expensive one you spotted at the trade market but perfect to draw maps on. And Randvi above all always loved drawing the maps with care and detail.
You slid the fabrics in your satchel and walked to the longhouse. You were not leaving things as they were
——-2———-
Randvi was content with keeping you close to her as a friend. She knew others feared her presence and when you got the nickname “Randvis Drengr” she was sure pests would keep away, hopefully scared enough not to mess with her and her possessions
Yet all it took was one clueless recruit from Mercia to make everything she was meticulously building fall apart.
She glanced at the note and crumbled it tossing it to the side amongst the others discarded letters with all her hidden feelings for you.
-Vika- the name feeling like a cats sandy tongue on her hand.
She grabbed her small knife and started carving another wooden statue for the map, getting rid of the bigger chunks first before shaving down the sides to give it the shape she wanted to
“Randvi?” She stopped and she hated how fast she felt heat blossom in her chest.
She didn't look up intending to distance herself properly from you this time
“I’m assuming it's not a good time, I really wanted to bring you your gift though..”
She heard rustling and a soft scraping as some of the unplaced statues were moved on her desk to make place for a rolled fabric. Her eyes widened and she got up leaving her tools on the table and unrolling the piece
“This”
“For your maps. I noticed they are one of the few things entertaining you here”
It was true for through them, she felt like she could almost get a taste of these lands save for that one trip the two of you took a month ago
“Thank you” with that she finally looked up to you and you took a step back “Was it, Was I mistaken?”
She seemed confused until she felt a tear run down her cheek. She quickly went to wipe it off her face but it seemed like it was only the beginning of her falling apart herself
The Gods must have been punishing her by showing her what could’ve been, Giving her someone so caring by her side only to be eternally out of reach
You came close to her immediately and held her cheeks in your hands concerned “What's the matter?” And she fell quiet unsure of what to say
There was so much to say that it almost felt useless to say anything at all
“Did something happen while I was away? Is there someone you need me to take care of?” And she laughed taking a sharp inhale in an attempt to stop her tears to no avail
“Only thing that was upsetting was your lack of presence” she spoke before she could stop herself “Oh Freya I’m so shameful, I have everything I need and yet I”
She couldn’t bring herself to say, not that she had to when she felt you kiss her, and in a desperate attempt to show she felt the same she kissed back with as much force pulling you closer, her arms around your neck diving beneath the furs and feeling the hot skin
She felt your velvet tongue stroke hers as you explored and tried every variant you could pulling and tugging at her lips wanting to taste all of her and the only thing that could be heard in the empty map room were her soft moans and Barely there soft wet sounds of your kisses
Breathing never felt like more of a burden than it did now when she felt you pull away and look at her, face flushed and pupils blown
“Randvi sorry,I-“
And the realization of crossing that line hit her like stones in her stomach and a burning sensation clogging her throat . Yet she still ached to stay in your embrace as her thumbs gently caressed the skin beneath your jaw
“No I, I didn't stop you. It was my responsibility” she found herself say and immediately regretted it. She saw your heart sink in the way your face paled and your arms softened and eased out of her space.
You took one, two steps back and traced the wooden edges of the table. You smiled with a frown looking like it was your turn to cry yet your eyes were dry.
You tapped the fabrics twice “I’m eager to see what you create with these. Have a good day miss” and with a bow you left the map room. She hunched over the table and continued crying struggling to keep her voice down
——- 3 ———
The feast buff. It lifted everyone’s spirits and you could hear singing all across the village way before they even entered the longhouse, way before anyone had anything to drink at all.
Norse knew how to celebrate and usually you yourself loved these nights. But tonight they sat heavy on your shoulders and you knew as Randvis Drengr and Eivors left hand it wouldn't be wise not to attend.
Vika seemed in high spirits as she talked with her friends and fellow soldiers of how she was ready to explore the new traditions, occasionally glancing your way and straightening her back and fixing her hair.
Maybe it was time to move on you considered
“A storm looms over you. Did Randvi not like your gift after all?” You looked at Eivor walking up to you. She leaned against the wooden walls of your hut tossing her axe on the snow and crossing her arms and legs ready to listen to you
You smiled “She did. So much that I misread the situation entirely” You confessed and Eivor looked concerned “Oh…” you both let your eyes wander to the darkening skies and the new hues the snow covered roads took “Nothing a few drinks can’t fix I’m sure” She patted your back and you shook your head with a smile. If it lead to another late night of you two cry laughing about your failed love stories then yes, you were than looking forward to it
“Ill gather the new recruits and meet you there” She nod and walked down the hill the long house
You motioned for the rest to come “Come. I’m sure you will enjoy the celebration”
“WIll you be sitting with us?” Vika questioned and rested her hand on your shoulder
You smiled “What makes you think any of us stay seated?”
She was confused but then it looked like she went through a list of possible activities and chuckled “Right. Well should you want to rest your bones we could sit for a drink together”
You nod and looked up to see Randvi leaning against the door frame, her eyes piercing right through Vika in obvious distaste. Vika grip tightened on you concerned and with a polite nod aimed at Randvi you directed your attention to the girl
Time to move on
Eivor was right. There truly was little few cups of ale wouldn't fix ,for you found yourself playing orlog and joining eivor for a friendly brawl and show of power while re enacting the tales of your weeks long raid entertaining the others in the room, who would occasionally chime in with song or a spectacle of their own
You tried to ignore Randvis reactions, but when she sat with her legs raised high on the table, a cup of ale in hand,listening to your stories with a softened expression and an easy smile on her lips you felt like you were losing your mind
She was handcrafted by the Gods, you were sure
You pressed a hand on Eivors arm “Ill go sit down and rest for a bit. Clear my head from the ale”
“Sure but later let's go aim some arrows. See whose aim is better”
Agreeing to this stupid game you sat at the far back of the room looking at the others when your eyes caught Vika coming your way, clearly tipsy and bolder than ever
“You were right. There really is no time for sitting”
You laughed and watched her sit on the bench next to you letting her body weight fall against your torso
“Good to see it's up to your standards”
“Ha- what standards ? My people would benefit from learning a thing or two from you and your traditions”
You let the liquid in your cup roll as you mindlessly watched it swoosh back and forth
“Ugh, she again” you heard Vika groan with distaste and suddenly you felt alarmed.
Oh someone’s growing a little too comfortable if they already found someone they dislike in the clan
You thought and your eyes followed her line of sight to find them land on Randvi, to which you felt rage reignited within you. aggressively defending her hardly seemed proper though
“What ails you my little freeloader” You jokingly said and she laughed not sensing the bitterness in your tone. Quite the oblivious one
“She can't seem to get off my back. She keeps glaring at me. How do you all live with her in charge ?” You shook your head
“You’re drunk Vika”
“No I-“ she was interrupted by someone calling your name and you both looked up at Randvi who gracefully approached your table,arms loosely crossed the blue cloak dancing, gracing her walk.
“Yes?” Vika sat up and glared at her and with a raised hand you blocked her from advancing any further
“A moment please?” Randvi asked ignoring Vika and she left expecting you to follow.
You stood up and Vika grabbed you arm “Where are you going” you winced hating how excited you were that Randvi called for you but decided to follow your initial goal
Cut of all unnecessary ties
“I won't be long” and with that you left following her outside. You looked around and found her at the back hidden between the wooden carved columns where the shadows almost hid her save for her bright red hair
You stopped a few steps away from her and she seemed deep in thought. You looked at the little white clouds forming from your breath and let your eyes wander around contemplating what to do, giving her space to speak her mind. The cold air sure was quick to sober you up
“What in hellheim was that?” She spat and you looked up confused
“Was I just someone who entertained your sexual fantasies while you found someone else?” You found her way of speaking crude and unfitting of her character
“Randvi this is madness. What are you talking about?”
“That English woman who has been all over you from the port till now. Did you perhaps go sleep with her before visiting me in the map room today as well?” She said with a challenging half smile and your mouth fell open in shock
“Do you really think so little of me?” You were hurt, upset.
“And what if I Did Randvi ? Would it be bad if I moved on finally?”
“Yes, because you are supposed to love me!” She confessed with a raised voice which seemed to surprise her as well. Too many bottled up feelings threatening to spill
“And what will you do with my love?” You took a step closer towering over her looking into her eyes and when she tried to look away you grabbed her face and forced her to look at you
“Accept it ? Let me warm your empty bed till your beloved husband comes back and then? Discard me till I’m of use again?”
Now it was her time to look as if she bit on bitter poison, your words cutting deeper than intended. You felt bad for using her situation against her. A situation she never wanted to be in to begin with. A sacrifice she took for the peace you currently lived in
“Sorry Randvi I…”
“You have every right to feel that way” she spoke “But my feelings for you are true, and if by any chance you feel the way I do I will fight for this”
She surprised you and you considered her words. Fight for this? As in…
“Randvi you can't”
“Maybe not yet. But I will find a way to do so” She said with determination as she timidly went to caress your cheek “Maybe I wouldn't say all this but when you showed me what I could have… I tasted what a future with you would be. Watching it be stolen right beneath my feet from some new recruit who knows nothing of your character, From someone who doesn’t know you like I do, No. I wont allow that”
Her grip on your leather armor tightened as she pulled you down to her height and feverishly kissed you like it would be the last kiss you would have only she was determined this was the first of many more to come
You pressed her against the wall and slid one leg between hers which she eagerly spread for you.
“Randvi-“ you whispered between kisses never thinking the day would come where you would have her like this
You said her name again and again between kisses like a prayer, worshipping her like she deserved your hands running up and down her waist, bothered by her layered attire yet still feeling her plush chest, her curves and toned arms.
You tugged at her blue cloak revealing her collar bones and trailed kisses from her neck down to her shoulder which she welcomed by holding your head close to her, her fingers diving in your braided hair
She opened her eyes for a second and looked behind you at the new recruit, the girl staring at the two of you in shock and she felt victorious in the way she softly and sensually called out your name claiming you, showing that you were entirely hers now
Vika ran back to the longhouse distraught and Randvi quickly forgot of her presence when she felt you caress and fondle her chest
She whimpered and you pulled away slightly, pleased to find that small bit of information that this was a very sensitive spot for her.
With one hand on her hips you started grinding her crotch against your thigh and with the other you found her nipple above her clothes and toyed with her hearing the soft pleased hums and gasps that escaped her
You could feel her grow more confident as she picked up the pace on your thigh eager to chase her release and now you supported her weight with both hands wrapped around her ass
You could feel her wetness dampen the fabric of your pants and that was a compliment in itself to know how eager she was, how much she craved you.
You dove back into her neck nibbling on the flash and biting
“I've been waiting so long for this” you confessed and gently softened the pace that earned a pained whine from her “Shall we take this to your chambers?” And she smirked
“Hm, no need” and she came back for a kiss as you let your hand dive in her pants beneath her undergarment. Your fingers found her wet folds and trailed a soft line which would’ve made her scream save for the hand you place on her mouth in time
She’s been craving this as much as you had. Knowing this alone made your own cunt ache and drip into the fabric
You started fondling small circles around her puffy clit and whispered in her ear soft praises, asking her to be quiet “If we get caught you don't get to cum” and you felt a new wave of wetness coat your fingers which slowly found her entrance. You tested the waters soon realizing she wasn’t patient enough to take it slow and you quickened your pace.
Her legs started to give in and you wrapped an arm around her shoulders holding her close to you and her grip on your clothes tightened trying to balance herself.
She called out your name, pleading to let her cum and you kept your pace steady, the way she liked and instructed you to until you felt her bite down on your neck harshly to swallow a scream,coming completely undone in your embrace to which you let out an audible moan yourself mixed with pleasure and pain
Unwilling to pull out, you kept thrusting your fingers in a more gentle pace now till you found fit to withdraw your hands and bring them up to your lips, cleaning them off her slick, enjoying the sour sweet taste.
You let her catch her breath enjoying how she clung to you not really wanting to widen the distance between the two of you
“Randvi” You whispered to her and kissed the top of her head affectionately.
You felt her smile in your neck “I love you” and she nod whispering the same and finally looking up to give you one more weak kiss still in the heights of her release
“I expect that Ill start seeing you more often now?” She asked suddenly insecure on if I this was just a one night thing and you smiled
“Certainly. The clan would start growing suspicious if Randvis Drengr wasn’t by her side anymore”
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jove999 · 6 months
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A Short modern au
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olileigh-art · 1 year
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Started this after finishing the last chapter For my own sanity
I'm still mad They deserved a better ending
ko-fi link
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rinaym · 2 years
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The conquest of England can wait
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ac-lesbians · 7 months
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I'm just. I love Randvi so goddamn much because here she is, in love with her husband's sister, and Eivor takes her out on a "totally not a date" date in Taken for Granted, completely oblivious to Randvi's obvious feelings.
BUT in the context of their conversation going to the sunken tower, I'm thinking maybe Randvi had started off a little miserable. And I say this because Eivor's idea was to take Randvi (who is IN LOVE WITH EIVOR) to visit Eivors new bestie Soma (Which we know from that conversation that Randvi thinks they're a Thing™️). So like, okay here she is and the love of her life is begging to take her on a not-date to visit her fucking LOVER. No wonder it takes several tries to get Randvi to go.
THEN Soma isn't even there! And Randvi perks right up! They have a blast!
And it's not until that little conversation that Randvi gets confirmation that Eivor is indeed, not fucking Soma (which yeah okay I'm kinda sad about because Soma as a romanceable option would have been delightful). And she makes her move!
So, in conclusion, Eivor is fucking stupid and i love her SO fucking much. Also I'm tipsy
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bagelvangr · 1 year
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they've been planning this for months 🛼✨💖
(in my head this is what they were up to before they went to the bar in this post lol)
(and this is what happens after the bar?!)
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hereforreadandwrite · 11 months
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Fanfiction Masterlist :
Assassin's Creed Valhalla:
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Ivarr The Boneless x Female Reader:
Blood.
There was blood everywhere.
The floor, the walls, the ceiling, the furniture, everything was covered in your parents' blood. You could only watch helplessly as the macabre scene unfolded before your eyes. You weren't strong enough to be able to protect your parents. You had to live with their death on your conscience, but your brothers Sigurd and Eivor managed to ease the burden. Everything seemed to be going well until Sigurd decided to leave Norway to go to England.
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Ect...
Mangle
King Rhodri decides to take revenge on Ivarr Ragnarsson by attacking the only thing he had the least bit of affection for: you.
Warning: mutilation, torture, nudity
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Ect.
charlie and the chocolate factory:
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Willy Wonka x Female Reader:
Unlike your cousin Charlie Bucket, you hadn't had a chance in life. Your parents abandon you, leaving you in the hands of Mr. and Mrs. Bucket. As long as you can remember, you had to work hard to help them make ends meet. Like your cousin, you admired the famous Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, although you know that it was impossible for you to enter it. At least, that's what you thought.
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Finish~
God Of War:
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Kratos x Female Reader:
Abandoned
Ragnarok is over. You agreed to follow Kratos and Freya across the nine Realms, but instead of helping them in restorative quests, you will have a completely different revelation.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Finish~
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Tyr x Female Reader:
You had a happy life. A loving family and a devoted husband. But every idyllic setting had a dark spot. And you were going to learn it the worst way.
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
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yoitsmano · 6 months
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hc:
After spending a while in Ravensthorpe, Ceolbert definitely thought Eivor and Randvi were married.
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ls-21187 · 1 year
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we have a ✨problem✨
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what she says: i want to see the alliance map.
what she means: leave my brother and marry me so we can become the most powerful lesbian vikingr couple that the world has ever seen. together. in a gay way.
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canaidliafail · 10 months
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mead & wine
kassandra x reader x eivor
College AU ( is anyone even surprised lmao ) CW: pure unedited filth
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“I hope everyone happier than me dies”
“Hello?????”
Randvi said, pulling away from her book looking at you in astonishment. You rolled your eyes with a scoff and she smacked your arm hard causing you to flinch and pull away
“This is pathetic. YOU are pathetic”
“I don't know how you wanna handle your breakup but I just lost another job offer cause of her so I will stay bitter”
“Oh come on it wasn’t even that good of a job offer. Im telling you the best is yet to come”
you squinted and lowered your brows. she checked her phone and perked up at the row of messages popping up on her lockscreen. Randvi, the gorgeous and funny woman that she was, already had a new little fling going on with a girl majoring in film and she was hooked on her new found love having already long forgotten her rotten apple of an ex, Sigurd
A small smile rounded your cheeks and you rested your head on the palm of your hand waiting for her to type out her response. She put her phone back on the table and turned to look at you with a sheepish little grin and flushed cheeks
“Sorry, I’m listening I swear-“
“relax, I'm just happy to see you all giddy again. Is it going well?”
she nodded and bit her lip looking up in thought
“See I’ve had a crush on Valka for a while now…But couldn’t do anything about it…You know. Since I was already so long with Sigurd and I didn’t think my parents would be ok with me..Not being with a man but now…” her brows lifted up and her smile widened. You knew she had a clear visual of her new crush Valka as she spoke
“But the way they were so supportive and also Valka being so excited to take this somewhere its just…Its so perfect”
You rubbed her arm soothingly
“Im really happy for you. The Gods know you deserved someone who actually was present and willing to do things for you and with you and now you have someone this great, Im just really happy for you Randvi”
she nodded and then turned around to look at you
“Oh actually, We are having a gathering. We will watch a movie and play cards over at dormitory B with Valkas friends. You should join us. Would do you good to get out”
“Randvi I…” You started and looked down at your notebook. You crinkled the edge of the paper and chewed on the inside of your cheek. It had been two..maybe three months since you did anything remotely exciting that didn’t include work or studying. You had barely found a peace of mind with all the chaos that stormed your life and you weren’t sure you wanted to go outside your apartment yet
“Im sorry I’ll have to pass…”
Randvi got up and grabbed your notebook smacking your in the head
“HEY OUCH?! and second of all BITCH?!”
“You have rotted on your couch enough. The planks must have the shape of your ass at this point. Im not listening. You are coming tonight with me”
“Randvi I dont need a pick me up now-“
“yes you do and quite frankly your opinion doesn’t matter you moldy sack of starch”
“starch?”
“nothing better came to mind. Don’t dwell on that. Listen I have one last lecture and then Ill come by the apartment to pick up some clothes ok? We will get dressed up, We will look hot and we will have some good time”
you rolled your eyes and slumped further down in the bar stool
“whatever you say goes”
“Ay, There you go!”
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Kassandra was fed up with her roommate having yet another hangover from drinking too much the night before. Kass loved to drink, certainly not as much as Eivor but she could hold her own, however this was the second day she had to go all the way down to the cafeteria to ask for ice and buy crackers for Eivor to shove down her throat. Kassandra considered replacing ice with a fist. A punch could sober her up well enough no? Usually it was her roommate being the aggressive and impatient one however today's spectacle was ruining every plan she made for the night and she had enough of it.
She slammed the door shut behind her and hit the bottom of Eivors bunk bed
“Get up”
Eivor groaned and rolled around to look at the brunette who had a nasty grin ready to toss the bag of ice on the blondes head
“You owe me one today as well which makes…a lifetime of favors of me taking care of your sorry ass”
“wasn't my fault you shitface”
she went to bark but fell back on her elbows from the pounding headache making her ears ring
“My brother is depressed from his break up and he is insufferable without a glass of vodka”
“glass eivor? You chugged down half the bars menu”
“he was growing more painful every second and I had to adjust to the task at hand”
“alright. How about the new task at hand. Half the campus saw you on his story gyrating with another girl. Eivor you were in your sports bra and was about to take that off as well”
“what?!”
that woke her up fast enough and she shot out of the bed and grabbed Kass by her shirt
“what did you say?”
“nothing. This is too entertaining for me to intervene. Fate would be mad at me you know” she said with a pout and Eivor was about to start swinging while Kassandra easily dodged every loose punch thrown her way
“ante re malaka, I'm joking. I talked to Sigurd and he took it down. So I expect you to return the favor”
“Kassandra I-!”
“you’re welcome” she said and grabbed her cheeks squeezing hard and shaking her face before tossing her off balance and letting her fall back on the bed
“So, your brothers ex…Randvi?”
“yeah?”
“Aren’t you all meeting up at Valkas today to watch movies?”
Eivor grabbed a fistful of ice and buried your face in her palms to ease the pain as she hummed in agreement
“Randvi has a friend. A friend that I like and I asked for her to bring to your get together today and since Im YOUR friend you will bring me”
Eivor let out a long sigh and before she could speak she paused
“Wait, her friend? the short one?”
“she is your height”
“fuck off, you know who I mean. The one who dyes her hair regularly and is her roommate?”
“yeah her…why? No don’t tell me-“
“Yes I will I called dibs first”
They stared at each other for a long hard moment, neither of them sure of what to do or say. Neither of them had talked to you before. Partially due to the fact that you were really confusing to figure out on whether you were single or not and you had a tendency to vanish the second they were starting to get used to your presence in the local bars. Kassandra being ballsier and hornier asked Randvi straight out about you while Eivor seemed to be waiting to feel out the mood tonight at the get together.
“Ok listen “
“No you listen” Eivor interrupted and tossed the ice back in the plastic bag
“Ill take you there and we can just have fun. I don’t know if Randvi even managed to convince her to come but at the end of the day its up to her to choose between the two of us right?”
“yeah. No hard feelings if she ends up with you”
“likewise”
and that, was a fat stack of horseshit
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They walked down the halls to Valkas place
“nice pants. new?”
“no, had them buried in a pile in my closet. Hey aren’t you gonna catch a cold with the sleeveless top?”
“no I'm good. We will be indoors anyways”
Eivor wore baggy jeans that comfortably sat low on her hips showing her inked, sharp V lines and her hair was rebraided with new rings and stones. Kass wore a white tight top without a bra that outlined her chest in an awfully nice way with her nipple piercings shamelessly outlined through the thin fabric and if they weren’t so busy hating each others ego and guts they would have fucked each other in the elevator but currently their brain was muddy with the thought of you and how to win you over. To everyone around ,they looked like hyenas ready to pounce.
At the get together at first they only found Randvi, Valka and Ciara. Later Alexios -kass’ brothe- joined with his girlfriend and they tried not to let their sour mood show on their face. Kassandra did at least. Eivor was pouting and was rude and snappish to everybody. That was until you made an appearance walking through the door and greeting everybody without really looking at them and going straight to Randvi
“hey did you take my keys?”
“oh fuck I probably did cause I couldnt find my own” she said in faked surprise and Kass wnated to mentally high five the ging in that moment. She was a real one and she made a mental note to gift her a bottle of wine later that week
“Hey since you are here why don’t you stay over?”
“I dont know, I had a really long lecture and..”
“oh please do us the favor. I've been dying to meet randvis mysterious roommate” Kass intervened and walked up to you offering a hand in greeting. You looked up in genuine curiosity and there was an unmistakable lustful glint in your eyes
“do you now” you asked and turned your body to face the tall greek demigod - as described by Kassandra herself-
“You see a cute girl, you ask for her number. its the natural order of things” she teased and you chuckled looking to the side seemingly flustered before you attempted to hold eye contact for a little longer
“Who are you?”
“Kassandra. I’m”
“ooooh” you said and then cut yourself of regretting your reaction
“shit, didn't mean to make that expression out loud” you joked and Kass tried to laugh it off as well
shit
She didn’t like that oh. It meant you have heard of her from one of her past flings which she did try to end things on good terms. As good as ghosting someone after a one night stand could be at least. She was yanked back from a strong grip on her shoulder as Eivor stepped up to steal the spotlight
“Ease up on the girl Kass”
you turned to look at the norse and your demeanor changed in seconds
“Your braids- they are amazing. Is your hair this thick or are these extensions?” you asked and took a step sideways and towards her. Eivor subconsciously touched her braids pulling them to the front and showed them off proudly, bragging about their cultural meaning and you chimed in, perked up and eager to learn more.
Kassandra was leaning against the wall behind you having you trapped between their bodies in a way that sparked up a new idea in Kassandras filthy brain. Her eyes searched for Eivors and when they met she was sure that the same thought crossed their mind.
You looked awfully nice in the middle and the two mascs could certainly get used to such a sight
“You should come by our place. Eivor braided my hair once as well. She is skilled with her hands you know”
the brunette teased and run her fingers through your hair as if measuring the length
“If that's something you’d be into. It will take a few hours though”
she agreed and you looked behind you and then back to your front in realization of the position you were in. You shifted your weight from one leg to the other and hiked up your skirt a tad, discreetly as if to fix your outfit
“That sounds fun. I could compensate you for the effort by bringing coffee and my sunny personality”
“that sounds like a deal”
and before they could get comfortable with your presence you slipped out of the tight space they formed around you and in a smooth motion walked to the door
“Well then have fun tonight. Ill see you girls around”
and left the room. They stood there awkwardly refusing to make eye contact at how pathetic they probably looked to everyone around them. Valka let out a sigh
“Its ok you can leave”
And they both relaxed, tension leaving their bodies as they made their way to the door
“Ok ok cool cause like we-“
“Yes I know why you came. Goodnight”
The two women left in a hurry to catch up to you since you had conveniently forgotten to leave your ig handle or any other form of contact that they could reach you through.
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It happened fast and the first time the three of you found yourselves alone. As alone as one can be at a public library. In your defense it was after hours and there were maybe one or two other students at the east end of the room where there were desks with computers while you three sat at the far back of the library on the couches by the large windows. Kassandra had snuck in a bottle of wine bragging that an uncle of hers made it himself and what was supposed to be a group study turned into a sloppy make out session with you on all fours on the couch,hands flat on the velvet fabrics on each side of Eivors thighs who had a tight grip on your cheeks pulling you in to deepen the kiss.
Eivor was a good kisser. You never thought you could ever kiss someone and reach a near death-like orgasmic state. She had skill when her velvet tongue caressed yours and the way it folded over the walls in your mouth had you begging for more and moaning in the midst of it.
“Fuck this view is good”
Whispered Kass as she pressed her thumb against the wet patch forming on your underwear. She rubbed the spot around your clit and you flinched letting out a moan. She had bunched up your skirt around your waist enjoying the view of your ass.
She looked around and leaned back to check if anyone was coming to their spot.
While you were covered enough thanks to the tall bookshelves separating the sitting areas she wanted to make sure that this view would be reserved for them alone. Kassandra didn’t care about getting caught in the midst of an indecent act but she would be bothered if anyone else would get sight so easily of what she fought to get access to for a few months now.
She adjusted her position again, spreading her legs further away to get closer to you and Eivor broke contact in that moment
“Someone’s coming?”
“No we’re good”
And before you could ask about the situation Kass was back,stimulating every nerve ending and sense in your brain by pulling your bright red underwear to the side and swiping her thick fingers through your folds collecting the wetness and leaning in to taste it. Your moan was thankfully drowned by Eivors lips crashing against her while her hands worked their way beneath your top and started caressing your chest and brushing over your nipples teasing the spot. You took the initiative to move your hand to undo her heavy belt, the noise of the metallic clasp ringing in the empty halls.
By now, Kass was knuckle deep in your pussy fingering you at a steady pace, reminding you to keep your back arched for her while Eivor on the other hand held your head low on her crotch bearing her teeth in an attempt to be quiet while you ate her out diligently. Your hair that she spent hours accessorizing with stones and rings was a mess in her tight grip now. Her knuckles were white as she pushed you against her cunt to which you obliged with content eager to push your tongue deeper in her hole, loving her scent and taste and the way her thighs twitched and started to shake from the upcoming orgasm. You yourself were barely holding on with Kassandra mercilessly destroying your pussy and whispering filthy praises all the while.
Your knees gave out the second your orgasm washed over you and you sat back on the couch resting your head on Eivors thigh while she gently caressed your hair now. Kassandra took her time to fix up your clothes being terribly tender with every move as if she was holding a priceless artifact in her hands.
It didn’t end there. Of course it didn’t. Because once they felt out how smoothly everything rolled with you three they had to keep going. So you ended up in Dormitory C and the second the door closed behind you Kassandras was already pushing you on her bed impatiently trying to get out of her baggy jean overalls while Eivor opened her closet to get out her leather strap on. Kassandra, like the whore that she was, had been strapped before they even left the house and so the minute her pants came off she eased her way in between your thighs and reached for the lube in the drawer of her bed table.
They took turns fucking you and in that moment you had the epiphany that being a whore was the best choice you took that day.
“I don’t know who to choose, they are both hot”
“Then go with both of them, Be a whore” Randvi suggested with a wink and you took her advice to heart. She would be proud tomorrow when you told her of this night over coffee
Kassandra lost all sense of time and space and by the time you all were worn out it was 5 am. You were laying on their living rooms couch, a series you forgot the title of playing on their Tv. You were on Kassandras chest, your cheek against her soft breasts while her hands caressed your hair and lower,laid Eivor between your thighs, arms wrapped around your waist and head on your sternum with her face buried in your neck near the countless bite marks that they left.
Kassandra made plans to make you breakfast. Not that she knew how to cook but she could cut up a few fruits and maybe finally use that espresso machine that Eivor bought a few months ago. The next day however the only one in her lap was her roommate who once was awake was as distraught to see that you were nowhere around
“Did she just…leave?”
EIvor would have laughed at Kassandras face for finally being the one ghosted however this specific situation directly affected her as well since Eivor was also ditched
“No, I don't think so. Wait” Eivor stood up and walked over to the coffee table to see a note left by you.
I borrowed your hoodie. Ill wash it and tell Randvi to give it to you <3
“Are you fucking with me right now?!”
Kassandra walked over and smirked
“Oh thats hot”
“Are you fucked in the head ? Like are you actually dumb?” Eivor angrily yelled and Kassandra just kept laughing
“Oh come on. Don’t tell me that what she just pulled didn’t make her that much more attractive. I say we one up what we did last night and make her ours”
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Randvi was yelling at you for an hour half excited and half mad
“Why?! WHY?!” She held you by your shoulders shaking you like a rag doll and you just grinned refusing to take anything seriously
“Because Randvi I know the shit that they pull. Hell every girl they fucked around campus has being ghosted or cheated on or other shit. I had a good night but I don’t want to get attached”
Randvi frowned and seemed slightly let down. Hard to accept and harder to deny was the fact that indeed, Eivor and Kassandra had been leaving a series of broken hearts in their path however she could at least testify that Eivor did it because the blonde confessed to having a crush on you for a long time now and only fooled around with others until you were available.
“I think you should give it a shot. Can’t be worse than your last ex”
“No see it can because with them, sex was good”
And Randvi choked on her juice
No matter what grand plan you had to avoid getting entangled with them, The two were set on finding you and they did. Easily enough. You were drinking coffee at the cafeteria,headset on with a book in your head reading and enjoying your peaceful afternoon which they very excitedly ruined. Kassandra wrapped an arm around you sitting on the chair next to yours and Eivor pressed her palm against your lower back in greeting. You rested your headphones around your neck and looked at them
“Oh hi..ugh whats up”
Kass smirked and looked up at her roommate who licked her teeth as her smile widened. Her voice was dry, scratching that itch in your brain that made it awfully pleasing to listen to her speak and even better to hear her loud moans. Eivor caught the shift in your eyes and how the pupils seemed to dilate
“Someone is excited to see us”
“Bold” You remarked and leaned back against your bar stool your eyes going from Eivors blue to Kassandras hazelnut gaze
Why the hell not
You thought and decided to indulge them while they got comfortable around you. One thing led to another and you were yet again naked in the bathroom stall while they devoured every inch of your body.
Soon enough you found yourself more and more at their place and you would catch the way their body language changed and how they started using pet names more frequently with you. You didn’t dwell too much on that shift being someone who needed to be told things out right to understand them. You found out that according to them, you three had been dating for a month. The way you found out was at a party when a girl was hitting on you. You weren’t interested but when she asked if you were seeing anyone you told your version of truth which was
“No not really”
And word traveled fast at the party. So that night Eivor dragged you back to their apartment and had you choking on her strap while Kass pounded in you from behind
“Single huh? Is this how you get fucked when you are single then?!” She growled while you failed to see what she was angry about enjoying the delightful punishment that you were receiving
“So two ain’t enough for you? You need more people to fuck you?” Kassandra hissed while dizzy with the sight of your pussy stretched around her cock that glistened from your cum.
That night none of you were sure if someone was angry or horny or both and sat down to talk about whatever occurred at the party the next morning with coffee. You felt uncomfortable having such a serious conversation and when Kass asked
“So what are we?” You were convinced there was a glitch in the matrix. You couldn’t understand how you managed to make these two hang by every word coming out of your lips. Eivor was fidgeting with her cup while standing next to the window pretending not to care much. Kassandra had the same easy going smile but her knuckles were white from her clenched fists.
“I..Didn’t think you two considered us to be..like a thing I mean…You two are smart enough. I’m sure you know what they say about you two”
And kassandra flinched while eivor clenched her jaw
“No yeah we know but I figured since we…spent so much time together it meant something more” You nodded and found yourself melt at Kassandras visible vulnerability
“Didn’t it?”
You smiled and walked over to her gently holding her cheek in your hand and caressing the soft tan flesh. She relaxed in your touch
“I like what we three have going on. I wouldn’t mind if it were to become something more. No need to rush into anything though”
Eivor found the confidence to walk back towards you and face you
“No sure but…we want this” she exclaimed and you looked at them not believing what a turn your life had taken in less then a month.
“Alright then” you agreed and she relaxed leaning down to kiss you
“And sorry if I was a little rough with you last night”
You smiled in the kiss and shoved her face out of yours “You aren’t sorry at all” and she graced you with a wolfish grin that confirmed your statement.
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Im suffering with Kasseivor thoughts these days and you all should as well
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pikkunilkki · 6 months
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I too would whisper wishfully if I had the change to go back home to Randvi shes great
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blusthings · 6 months
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a scene from my fic whee!! Give it a read :3c
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guccipussay · 1 year
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unrequited love
[ I recently finished Eivors quest with Kassandra and I had many. MANY thoughts and wanted to make something really angst-y cause Ive never seen Eivor look at anyone the way she looked at kassandra. I added a very short snippet of my idea down below ]
[ LASTLY a big thing that completely shifted my view on eivor and Randvis relationship was @abbysfrenchbraid fic so you could say a big inspo for this fanart was that ]
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“Did I ever love her? I'm not sure. We were quick to grasp onto each other and let our desires take over. It felt like a silent agreement, where most days we provided each other what life stole from us. Affection. Comfort. An escape from the loneliness that haunted our nights.
But when she came into my life she made me realize how hollow I was with Randvi. How shallow our feelings for each other were.
A devastating discovery I wish I never made”
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bagelvangr · 1 year
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There are three (3) types of Jarlskona in 9th century England
based off of Katie Chironis' tweet on the 3 types of producers:
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there will be no further explanation thank u
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