Started this after finishing the last chapter
For my own sanity
I'm still mad
They deserved a better ending
ko-fi link
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FARE THE WELL, YOUNG EAGLE
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Still probably one of my favorite DLCs from Valhalla. I wish I had more time to play Odyssey and Valhalla again and that neither of them had to end. 😭
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massage headcanons
part 2 of my giving massages/fluff series
Masterlist 10
connor/ratonhnhaké:ton
Takes some getting used to but he loves your gentle touch, especially when you massage his temples as well to relieve stress
basim
absolutely adores the time you have together and wants to savor it, even obliges that he give you a massage back
“Basim, we need to go or else Roshan will look for us.” “Just five more minutes…”
eivor
Nothing sounds more appealing than lounging in front of one of the large bonfires, on the furs, as your hands relax them and maybe even trace along their tattoos
haytham
He is such a workaholic he will fight you on taking breaks! 😆 but even when you do get him to relax and take a few minutes to relax, he’ll probably doze off before you’re even done
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a healthy sex filled relationship owo
Some more AlexiosxEivor content
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Good morning to lesbian Eivor appreciators, Syndicate fans with strong opinions on Roth's death scene, queer people who want only the best for James Kidd, transmasc folks with gender envy for Ezio, Ratonhnhaké:ton/Aveline shippers, fan artists who draw Kassandra as extremely buff, Templar haters who still like Shay, wlw who are looking respectfully at Amunet, people who want to shake Haytham Kenway until he fixes his priorities, and everyone who knows that Ziio deserved better.
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I don’t think I posted this before, so anyway…
The creature, the blorbo
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It’s so weird. In Odyssey, I played Kassandra as the horniest misthios in all of Greece. I romanced everyone. If there was a heart symbol on the dialogue prompt, I fucking pressed that shit because Kassandra of Sparta made it her personal mission in life to fuck her way through all of her problems…. Except for the Ghost cause fuck that bitch, and not in that way. I penetrated her in a completely different sense.
…. I stabbed her with my spear, in case you didn’t take my meaning.
But in Valhalla? I only romanced Randvi. The heart prompt on the dialogue choices just didn’t exist for me for anyone but Randvi. Yeah, theoretically, you could have multiple romances with no repercussions just like in Odyssey, but in practice? Randvi’s my wife! How dare you insinuate that I would ever be unfaithful to her!
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thinking once again about eivor leaving valhalla and hytham being the one to run to eivor’s side, the one to pick eivor up and help her, the one who stayed with her the longest alongside sigurd, her brother, the one to stand right behind her parents, it makes me
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I wish there were full birthdays on their wikis so I could make posts for Basim’s 1180th, Eivor’s 1177th, Aya and Bayek’s 2109th, Kassandra’s 2482th, and Alexios’s 2475th
I need to know their astrology signs. For science 👀🫣
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