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h0shibrainr0t · 1 year
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Imagine saying that BTS outsang... anyone. 🤨
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dirtgrubber · 3 months
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unhinged short king vs eldritch terror with dorky accent
pose ref @mellon_soup
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lustylita · 30 days
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"Eye contact can hit you like a bullet."
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I LOVE THIS ONE OMFG
IM SCREAMING @hurthermore I-
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radiostatik · 4 months
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Alastor coming out of the tailor shop being like, "I'm looking hotter than jambalaya, time to tease my arch-nemisis."
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allastoredeer · 2 months
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Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?
I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.
And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).
Alastor canonically died in 1933.
Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?
From 1920-1933.
ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?
The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.
I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.
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lavender-radio · 8 months
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umbreon owners do NOT buy a black rug you will spend 30 minutes panicking and thinking your buddy disappeared into the ether meanwhile he takes his mandatory mid evening nap
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i am livid
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fiendishfables · 11 days
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Lucifer, grinning: Before you were what?
Alastor: Before I was-
Lucifer: What?
Alastor: Before I was inter-
Lucifer: Before you were interrupted?
Alastor: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Lucifer: What?
Alastor: *frustrated static sounds*
Y/N, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.
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caramel-cream50 · 4 months
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Dude it is so interesting to me how different husk and angel are treated by their soul owner.
Also like, Husk has seen how Valentino treats Angel, he’s not only had a first hand experience but he has seen how fucked up angel seems when he gets back to the hotel after work.
But Angel has seen nothing but Alastor occasionally telling Husk what to do. Like he knows that Husk can relate to him and he thinks Alastor is freaky as fuck but he’s never seen to what extend Alastor has control of him.
Which we can’t blame him for obviously cause we didn’t even see how bad it was until episode 5. Alastor does treat Husk like a pet and i’m so curious why he left husk alive after killing almost every overlord he faced??
I really hope we get a scene of angel asking husk to go into more detail about what happened to him or maybe Alastor threatening husk in front of the others and everyone is kinda like “what the shit”
Like look at him. He’s absolutely terrified
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Alastor clearly has a firmer hold on Husk then it seems and I feel like it’s gonna prevent husk from keeping up with the others
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vestsfriends · 4 months
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ALASTOR PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT JUST TO PISS LUCIFER OFF IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING
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planetkram · 4 months
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NO BECAUSE WHY IS IT THE CANE RIVALRY
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HE HAS A CANE
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AND HE HAS ONE TOO
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
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xdeath-by-poisonx · 3 months
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..•°☆°•..
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I probably spent wayyy too much time on this, but 😂😂
..•°☆°•..
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celestial-artisan · 3 months
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Alastor: *is wearing silk pants* How does the new look fit me? Vox: Like it slips on and off really easily. Alastor: Vox: No, I didn't mean it like that- Carmilla, so done: We know what you meant.
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localguy2 · 1 year
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I find it highly amusing how in situations where the ninja are separated/it's just the OG four, Kai and Zane immediately assume control/start spearheading the team because apparently no one else is sane enough or in the right mind to do so.
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Your honour, they literally have one of the best dynamics in the show, with how they're probably the most protective people in the team. And it makes me mad how this is overlooked by the fandom and the show.
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highly--distractible · 2 months
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Sketch dump! I have been sketching these sillies since watching the show. I doubt it'll happen but I want them to be soft for each otherrrrrr. They deserve love and cuddles and it'd be funny cause they'd be so mad about crushing on each other at first xD
Close ups under the read more! :D
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bloodypeachblog · 23 days
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During the rebuild of the hotel
*Alastor and Lucifer are, begrudgingly, working on rebuilding a room together.*
Alastor, heading towards the door: Alright, now I just have to go get the--.
*alastor runs into a wall. He pauses and looks at the wall. It has the drawing of a door, but it was not a door.*
*the realization sets in and his blood is boiling, but he smiles, folds his hands together, and slowly turns to Lucifer.*
Alastor, calmly yet tense: Lucifer?
Lucifer: What?
Alastor: Where's the doorway?
Lucifer, pointing to the drawing: It's right there. I drew it, see?
Alastor: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Lucifer, starting to get annoyed: Well, I'm gonna.
Alastor: Oh really?
Lucifer: Yes.
Alastor: So go get the power saw.
Lucifer: Okay, I will.
*Lucifer confidently walks to the wall and runs face first into it.*
*short pause*
Lucifer: *turns to Alastor* I see the problem.
Alastor, very angry: OH DO YOU?!
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sugoi-writes · 26 days
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Alastor with a reader who tries on his suit jacket and mimics him in a mirror ( I feel like this nut has a closet filled with the same clothes) and gets caught by him? I’d have to shoot myself if this happened to me but I want to feel the embarrassment radiating off the reader. (He finds it cute tho—phew!)
🍻D runk Danny Asks 🍻
Ahah, same warnings as before!
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You poised in the mirror with your hands on your hips: Superwoman style. You heard that this was a pose that could actually boost confidence if you repeated this action daily... some sort of positive-reinforcement via brain chemistry. But, your train of thought was cut off as you did a giddy little twirl.
You fanned out the longer coat tails of Alastor's coat, marveling the split that made room for his fluffy tail. You squirmed at the thought of seeing it wag, but you controlled yourself. You grabbed a hair brush off of Alastor's nightstand, posing like you had a microphone to your lips.
"Salutations~ Good to be back on the air!" You attempted in your best transatlantic accent. You snorted, fanning your face as you shrunk in on yourself," Hells, that was bad!"
You pretended to lean on your imaginary cane, a hand to your chest as you belted out," Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, QUITE the pleasure! Have you heard of my podcast~?"
"As a matter of fact, I have~" You froze as a slow clap came from the doorway, a shit eating grin on the Radio Demon's face," Dare I say, I'm a huge fan of yours~" He perfectly mimicked your voice, a slight static over the intonation of your cadence. You squeaked as Alastor strode towards you, eyes filled with a prideful glee.
"Dear, if you really wanted to impersonate me... you should really do something about this posture!" Back to his normal tone, you nearly shrieked as Alastor's hands grabbed your hips. He angled them back slightly as he kissed the crown of your head. His hands slid up your body, making you gasp and writhe between them and their wake. He took hold of your wrists, hands loose but firm in their grip. The both of you looked into the mirror, your face warm at the sight of Alastor towering over you.
"Much better, dear... much better~" he practically purred in your ear, your breath becoming a distant thought. You had effectively forgot how to breathe. And Alastor would have been content with the teasing... if your hips didn't meet his own.
"I wonder... how do you sound when you moan my name...?"
You gasp as Alastor ground against your ass, a shocked mewl escaping you.
"Let's find out~"
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