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solsays · 5 months
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I think the most impressive feat QSMP has done is getting FitMC of 2B2T to do gay Minecraft roleplay
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isa-ghost · 2 months
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Thinking about the Philza Polycule's reaction to qPhil getting corrupted/possessed by the Ender King.
Missa terrified, confused, and worst of all guilty as shit because maybe he could've stopped this if he wasn't gone so often, if he wasn't so out of the loop constantly. He could've helped Phil. If he caught it early enough he could've gotten others to help him. He barely knows who Rose is let alone Ender King. This whole thing is so much bigger than him but if he'd just been around more, maybe he'd have even a shred more knowledge to help his husband.
Fit absolutely PISSED, both at the situation and himself. Phil TOLD HIM about this "Ender King" ages ago and he never thought to check in about the whole deal with it ever again. Even if he doesn't understand it and even if Phil seemed extremely uncomfortable saying the asshole's name let alone going into detail about whoever or whatever the fuck it is, he should've still made sure Phil was doing alright. It was clear enough this was something he needed SOME kind of support for. He's arguably the person that sees Phil the most on the island, how did he fuck up this badly?
Etoiles light-heartedly brushing the whole thing off. Phil is strong! He is the GOAT! He will come out of this fine! But on the inside, he's terrified and doesn't know how to begin to understand what's going on. These are affirmations for himself just as much as anyone else who hears them. It's the only way he knows how to cope. He's been blindsided by this. Phil is always so strong. He has to believe Phil can beat a god. What else can he do?
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handbarfs · 5 months
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something about friends turning out to be the best enemies...
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akatsukiky · 9 months
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What q!Forever does not see is that q!Philza is something beyond him, beyond everyone. By nature he is of wild things, of vivid promises of afterlife and eternal nighttime; he is ferocity in an embrace, kindness in a strike, and so much than words might create. His existence and being cannot be funneled into being a lover; he is a wild bird above all else, and thus he cannot be caged- not even by gentle, beautiful things like love and warmth.
It is this that allows him to take solace in his goddess’ distant affections, in Fit’s unpredictability. Philza will never relegate himself to anything save the wilds and the sky and the beautiful, glorious being that is the vicious, infinite world.
Or so I feel at this late hour.
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mayday596 · 6 months
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All the posts I’ve seen about Fit and Phil in purgatory are their fans begging the universe to not let purgatory affect their friendship and that they’ll riot if it does
Me in the background foaming at the mouth: I want Fit to kill Phil and I want there to be consequences, I want there to be severe consequences, I want it to take days, weeks of them being out of purgatory for Fit to realize, I want Fit to slowly come to the realization that he was the person Phil trusted the most and he lost that trust, I want it to hurt
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viruswww · 1 month
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Phil, pointing: May I sit there? Fit: That's my lap Phil: That doesn't answer my question, Fit.
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toastermuffles · 5 months
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q!Fit is very interested in q!Pierre's dream printing machine to print these strange dreams from his deep sleep/s that he had been having
q!Pierre said that he needs to bring someone he trusts to help him meditate and relax...
And I KNOW everyone is going to say "oh easy! Hell bring q!Pac" and that would be super cute but I think he will bring q!Phil for a multitude of reasons
- He has known q!Phil the longest
- He is often most himself and relaxed when he is around q!Phil
- They both trust each other with a lot of different things in many different circumstances
- q!Fit showed him his secret bedroom
- I don't think he would want q!Pac to worry or get suspicious about why he needs to print his dreams.
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bobby-ross · 7 months
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Old men yaoi sidebar for a second but "I'm not good at this kind of goodbye." / "Then I'll do it for you: stay alive out there."
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It Begins.
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Phil. What are you doing.
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demonadelem · 11 months
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Kristin shipping Philza: a compilation of chat messages
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In conclusion the reason Phil doesn't want to get with other men isn't because Kristin would be upset, quite the contrary.
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royalarchivist · 5 months
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Fit: Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work? Did I steal anything else from you?
Phil: Just my heart.
Fit:
Phil: Anyway—
Fit: Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil. Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down. You need to calm down, you- I don't know what they're putting in the— Alright, I'LL SEE YOU LATER PHIL! YEP. I'll see you later! See you later.
Phil: [Cackling] I was like, "What's the thing I can say that would absolutely try and fluster Fit?" [Laughs] That's the first thing that came- [Laughs too much to finish his sentence] Yes. [Fist pumps] Yes. Just testing him. Just testing him. I wanted to see if Pac got brought up in the conversation, I wanted to see if he'd be like, "Hey, I'm- I'm sworn- I'm- I am taken—" I wanted to see if he'd say it, but he didn't. He didn't.That's interesting, Fit. That's interesting. Roommates, right? How far does the rabbit hole go on this one? Just roommates? Just roommates?
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isa-ghost · 3 months
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To stir up some interest beyond my friend groups, here's the basic premise for my qPhil-centric fic that I'm going to write:
Phil gets a message from Rose warning him that the Ender King will make his first move soon. Phil hasn't been able to stop thinking about the implication of EK lacking a vessel meaning he plans to use Phil in some way.
Well, he isn't wrong. Over the span of a week, Phil notices himself experiencing odd behaviors that he normally wouldn't exhibit. He doesn't want to admit it to himself, but he's slowly becoming possessed by Ender King.
He's terrified, but in classic him fashion, he doesn't want to burden anyone who cares about him. He spends the days fighting tooth and nail to remain inconspicuous in front of Chayanne, Tallulah, and his QPR polycule (Missa, Fit & Etoiles) and their other friends while his condition worsens.
Eventually, he ends up fully possessed, and it's up to the polycule & potentially the aid of other islanders to save Phil from a malevolent deity they barely know anything about.
(If anyone wants to send asks about it, I'm down to talk about parts of it! Plot, characters, anything like that! :D)
Edit: I have named the fic "Awake Me From My Nightmare" :D
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lanthart · 9 months
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QSMP stuff #12 ⭐💙
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akatsukiky · 6 months
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Fit and Phil are so Kissing The Homies Goodnight Coded and for what
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pikmininaplane · 10 months
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As is common knowledge, Philza’s last name is Minecraft. However, Fit’s full name is FitMC, implying that his last name is also Minecraft ; therefore Fit and Phil are legally married. In this essay I will–
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hermitpermits · 9 months
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old man yaoi or whatever
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