#punknoir fanfic

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Why did nobody tell me punknoir has a following everywhere but ao3

(This is me advertising my punknoir fics, please read it thank you for your time)

#itsv spider noir #atsv hobie #spiderverse punknoir #punknoir #punknoir spiderverse #spiderverse fanfic #punknoir fanfic #fanfic #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk

[spiderman-intotheshitterverse]

Would any PunkNoir fans be down to read a 5+1 fic about Hobie and Peter trying to confess to each other??

(First chapter posted!)

#noirpunk #punknoir #5 + 1 fic #fanfic #hobie brown #spiderman noir

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Hobie being a canon model…..Peter (noir/benji) learns how to take photographs from Ben….Peter can play bass…..

👀 what if model x photographer au? Mix with a little band thing?

Like hobie is a model, or maybe or may not be trying to branch off and get a career in a punk band. Peter is a photographer there who works with hobie. They two get closer and they start hanging out, maybe they even start playing music together. Once things leads to another and bam! Boyfriends

#my thoughts #this au is base of like 2 fanfics I I thought were hella cool that also fit this ship #hobie x noir #fandom #punknoir #noirpunk #hobie brown #spiderverse #spider noir #peter benjamin parker #ship stuff

[iwasbored777]

I dunno about you guys but I'm starting to ship Punknoir now but I don't have any scenes with them I just have fanfics and fan arts and I just want them to share some screen time in BTSV they don't have to be together just let them talk to each other or whatever. I wanna see that

#fan content where noir is unmasked hits different i love it #hobie brown #spider man noir #punknoir #noirpunk #or however you call them i like the first one better #spider man across the spider verse #spider man beyond the spider verse #across the spiderverse #beyond the spiderverse #Spiderverse

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Noir angst Ft. Punknoir!

Description

Ben's fingers are laced together, resting on his lap as he struggles not to fidget. He looks up at Hobie from where he's seated. They're both in Ben's universe right now, while Gwen is in Hobie's universe.

"Is it that I wouldn't understand," he pauses for a moment, swallows, then says, "or is it that she doesn't think I'd treat her right because of it."

or

Gwen is trans(based) but doesn't trust noir enough to let him know because hes from the 1930s(mostly unbased decade). noir is trans though so he'd totally get whatever she doesn't want to tell him(sad)

Links

Distrust (Distressed) (the fic in question!)

My ao3 (all of my fics are hidden from guests!)

#based in the BS universe but I decided it would do better on its own #noirpunk #punknoir #itsv spider noir #atsv hobie #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk spiderverse #punknoir fanfic #ao3 link #fanfiction #spider noir angst #gwen stacy #trans gwen stacy

[nhi-theuserof-this]

I haven’t yelled about punknoir/noirpunk as much as I need to have this excerpt from my draft:

Things are a bit different in this case, "Come over at my place for any reason, right darling?"

This time the offer was an invitation. It was asking for a visitor that didn't show exclusively to be cared for.

"'Course," Ben had replied, "same to you doll."

There was a smile in his voice and he tipped his hat in a subtle nod that Ben had called a polite gesture, though the common usage implied other things as well.

H

Gghk

Gah— these two are so auggh I’m sick of them (affectionate)

#punknoir #noirpunk #atsv hobie #itsv spider noir #fanfiction #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk spiderverse #punknoir fanfic #guys I swear I’m trying to finish it but these fucks are so #they’re sickening I can’t write fluff and all they do is love each other #I’d like to clarify that this is not secret foreshadowing to any evil intent directed to them #sure I’ll wound them and put them through terror but I’m not gonna do anything damaging to their relationship

[nhi-theuserof-this]

PUNKNOIR HOLD HANDS

hurt(none)/comfort(lots)

[...] "Come over at my place for any reason, right darling?"

This time, the offer was an invitation. It was asking for a visitor that didn't show exclusively to be cared for. Someone he wanted to see for their company.

"'Course," Ben had replied, "same to you, doll."

or

hobie gets stabbed so obviously the course of action is to show up at your qpr partner's home

(plus a little bit of character introspection on the side)

Hobie pov! Finally!! Well, third person narration guided by hobie lol

Author lore in the end notes of the fic regarding my future update schedule (nothing bad!)

Sláinte (fic in question)

BS series, if you’d like to read it all

My ao3 (fics Are unavailable to guests!)

#I genuinely live in the worlds most inconvenient timezone #yes but anyways these chucklefucks hold my heart #enjoy! because I love them and think you should too #punknoir #noirpunk #atsv hobie #fanfiction #itsv spider noir #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk spiderverse #punknoir fanfic #ao3 link #noirpunk fanfic #punknoir spiderverse

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Punknoir <3

"—the last two mean like for blue, so if I put this one in," he taps at the input option and types out #390072, before pressing enter as they both watch a little gradient and box of color load onto the screen. "Bam. Purple."

Ben stares at the screen.

"You right mate?"

"I love you."

or,

fucking christ they finally got together(they've known each other like 2 months tops)

(Can be read as a stand alone if you're a newcommer)

Links:

Lay In My Pine Overcoat (Share With A Stranger) (the one this description is for!)

The whole series

My ao3

Please read the tags btw please I do not know what to do if you do not read the tags

#guys I finally finished it #I have so many things to say about it #I will be psychoanalizing my own lines #because I have a lot to say #newcommers highly encouraged to check out the rest of the series or at least bankshot #because I love noir #all are welcome to yell at me about anything #just to let you guys know #itsv spider noir #punknoir #atsv hobie #fanfic #fanfiction #noirpunk #noirpunk spiderverse #punknoir fanfic #punknoir spiderverse #nhiwrotehere #ao3 link

[nhi-theuserof-this]

It's cold out, so Ben had thought to offer his coat to Hobie. He didn't expect it to get anywhere, but it did.

It did.

-Lay In My Pine Overcoat (Share With A Stranger) [Link]

Do you guys see the vision

#I draw almost exclusively on roblox freedraw these days #had to bust out the ibis paint x for this one #by that I mean I was too lazy to open my laptop or download roblox on my phone #punknoir #atsv hobie #fanfiction #itsv spider noir #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk #punknoir fanfic #fanfic #noirpunk fanfic #fanart #nhidrawsstuff #i know this looks a bit messy and also bad #but that’s because I’m on my phone #this is also a drawing of when they’re like about to kiss #but the quote I put provides better context for the fit swap #ao3 link

[nhi-theuserof-this]

i cannot stop rotating punknoir in my head and your fics are Not helping (/pos tysm for feeding the brainrot it is killing me im,,,, dhzkshnxbxjjsjs)

I am, So delighted to hear this. Genuinely, like

Here, have uhhhhh *digs through drafts*

"Come over at my place for any reason, right darling?"

This time the offer was an invitation. It was asking for a visitor that didn't show exclusively to be cared for.

"'Course," Ben had replied, "same to you doll."

There was a smile in his voice and he tipped his hat in a subtle nod that Ben had called a polite gesture, though the common usage implied other things as well.

Quote is lacking a tiny bit of context and is subject to change as per nature of drafts

I’m writing another outsiders pov too😼

[Link to BS for new fellas]

#I deeply appreciate all the love and kind words I’ve gotten #I’m hoping to finish both at around the same time because I prefer to post works in timeline order #and the outsiders pov takes place the same time slash before the one I quoted #might take a hot second I have ANOTHER class starting today #it’s like four days long though so #nhiwrotehere #punknoir #noirpunk #fanfiction #ao3 link #punknoir fanfic #noirpunk fanfic #asks

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Can’t hold it in anymore guys I gotta drop a massive analysis on Pine Overcoat now that it’s existed publicly for more than an hour

Yelling about pine overcoat now that I’ve posted it

Also! Please read if you’re interested in qpr punknoir love confession

Ok so. I have A Lot to say so I’m just gonna add a cut to keep from having a big hard to scroll past post

OK TIME TO YELL

I will be yelling in chronological order in case you want to read along with my psychological profile of my own writing

Wtf is the title am I right?

Lay In My Pine Overcoat (Share With A Stranger)

The title has a couple things going on here so I’ll break it down:

what is “my pine overcoat”:

I do like, research, about things to make my weirdass jargon sound better or at least not entirely terrible, but my regular website for noir slang was running out of interesting phrases and terms I could reasonably use, but I don’t quite remember the site I pulled pine overcoat from. I’m pretty sure I took it from this site which defines pine overcoat as a coffin

The whole phrase, “lay in my pine overcoat” is functionally me writing a vaguely noir pov melodramatic line that would translate to “lay in my coffin” which does not sound as cool

What about “(share with a stranger)”?

This is a reference to hobie, who, in the title, is referred to as a stranger. There is a degree of vagueness that comes from the term stranger that you don’t get with saying friend or acquaintance, making how I’d translate the phrase different. Share with a stranger is changed to sharing with him

Why is he sharing? Uh. They’re boyfriends now. Do you NOT want to have a shared coffin and spend your eternal afterlife with YOUR queerplatonic partner?🤨

What do you mean satosugufication of punknoir? (Distressed kaomoji)

“[..]very minor blended in satosugufication of punknoir.” - my A/N

There is a difference between being friends, acquaintances, and best friends.

Oh boy. This one is gonna need a deep dive on my brain lol. And stsg.

What is satosugu?

This is an explanation with the base assumption that you’ve never even heard of jjk:

Satosugu is the pairing between Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru from the Jujutsu Kaisen series. They are gay and really sad. Akutami sensei just will not let the gays win huh? (See itafushi for more on the gays never winning)(see literally anything post flashback arc on nobody ever winning in jjk)

Satosugu has my whole heart in a violent grip with hostages and I’ve always loved doomed by the narrative/they’re just sad gays stuff(trigun moment) so I just wrote the line while thinking about stsg. No actual evil foreshadowing or anything unless that’s what you guys are into

(I can probably whip up a quick “you’re ruining the canon >:((“ plot)

Therapist?

His therapist—that's not something he'd imagine ever thinking or saying before[…]

He has a therapist. It’s canon to BS as of the Drabble adequately named “Therapist”. It’s Spider-Therapist btw. His name is Ezikiel Sims according to the license seen in his office

(He still thinks about the fog.)

A reference to his silly little dissociative episodes. The fog is mentioned in bankshot, though I can’t recall if it’s mentioned anywhere else

[…]Unhealthy, maybe, but it's a step in the proper direction from mostly being actively suicidal.

[…]but it doesn't stop the wave of sheer hopelessness that washes over him when he wakes up after sleeping a few hours.

Noir is getting better. He will have ups and downs, as your mental health is not linear in any way, and from experience I can say that sometimes you just can’t help waking up and just having the shittiest time existing. (I think it shows in my writing) Noir has access to resources he wouldn’t have otherwise if he wasn’t a part of the spider society and I feel like that’s part of what keeps him there, better or worse

They've swapped jackets, and Ben is so weak for such an act, simple as it is.

Shoutout to the homie annon for punknoir switching clothes, wouldn’t have happened without them

[…]He didn't expect it to get anywhere, but it did.

It did.

I had a little dialogue written but it didn’t fit in so:

“Thanks man, it’s mad cold round here. Wanna swap?”

He hopes he's been dropping pins enough to have it noticed.

Dropping pins is old slang for dropping hints(that you’re gay) according to this site

F slur(1) jumpscare below (I can say it dw)

That same site has a definition for punk at it reminds me of the spider-fag bit that happened over on the one blog(I’ll find it), had a quick laugh but it made me think about how noir would probably know that definition and would therefore be acting without referencing knowledge he has

I combat this by crying out “comic logic pls ignore”

Tism

He gets distracted by the nice feeling of cool dirt under his palms.

"Yeah I'm, sorry. I promise I'm normal about this, I just really like colors," he says at the dirt. "I really like colors."

I like cold sand. I assume cold dirt would be equally enjoyable. I’m not like, diagnosed, and dodging being asked about it or getting a diagnosis is a little counterproductive when I’m like, making claims over here, but I’m trying to maximize my rights

I think we can all also agree noir at the very least is a massive fan of colors.

A few hours later finds them both on a new rooftop, dirt washed from their hands and out of under their fingernails after finishing up work on the garden.

I’d literally drop dead if I had dirt or any kind of stuff under my fingernails and didn’t do something about it. I wash my hands often even at home, especially at home. I needed everyone to know that they washed their hands and don’t have dirt under their fingernails.

[…] and types out #390072

I think noir would like that shade of purple specifically

"You right mate?" "I love you."

[…]

Ben takes Hobie's hand in his, and says, "I am deeply in love with you."

It’s spur of the moment but it’s not like noir is just gonna take it back come on guys

"I have very complicated feelings," Ben replies, "lying would be cruel though."

Shoutout to you guys for voting on the poll and deciding this was more in character for him to say, this line was beating my ass so I just wrote them both and literally left it like that while writing the rest until the poll ended then just deleted the losing line

"Did- did I overstep?" Ben's shoulders creep upward as he leans away slowly. "I'm, sorry, I—"

"You gotta tell me all of it man."

Ben and Hobie are both very caring and I feel like they’re also both quite articulate when it comes to understanding themselves and the world around them. Bens initial and oh so eloquent(/sarcastic) response of "Euh. Uh,” comes from shock and surprise because he comes from an era where people just really don’t do feelings very deeply, and talk of boundaries and such isn’t really a common practice up until literally just a few years ago.

Hobie on the other hand is what I feel just generally socially aware in general given, you know the punk stuff and activism, so I absolutely believe he would encourage noir to explicitly state things the way he wants to without cutting anything out in order to fully understand as well as avoid making noir uncomfortable or bothered

Hobie holds out his hand. "It's alright," He reassures, "we could hold hands and be in love not romantically."

Hobie uses very simple language here and doesn’t even bring up aspec identities or anything here. I’ve said it in the tags of pine overcoat but I want to talk about it a little more here

Noir is from 1933. Things are very very different during that time, great depression, post wei and approaching wwii(though people don’t know it at the time) and just a generally shit time for minorities too. I’m not gonna talk about social nuances of the experience of being oppressed but I will talk about the part where a lot of these communities have to stay underground or are very private to individual people.

It’s because of that that there is very little information on your own identity available at the time. This coupled with a nonexistent internet means that you have to go out yourself and find these people in your community and by then it’s very risky due to the whole, you know minorities and this and that during that time

It’s also literally 1933. Noir is not gonna understand a majority of any type of slang you can come up with, and he’s going to have the shittiest time understanding modern humor and historical context given the being in history aspect. He doesn’t know about 9/11. The twin towers were built in like. 1970. He’d be about 60 by the time they’re built. He’s be in his 90s by the time 9/11 happened. There is so much that he won’t get because of just how much has happened.

He’s obviously picked up on the big parts of history that happen in the future. He’s probably heard enough about the world wars and all, but there’s also a lot of things that are considered universally known that he just. Doesn’t know. Like there is no way he knows about flappy bird or roblox. Or minecraft. He is absolutely always having something explained to him and while he probably appreciates it he’s also totally on the verge of snapping because

It’s just certainly a time having every single thing explained to you.

I feel that hobie can pick up on this pretty easily since they’re already pretty close in BS after initially meeting. He’d explain things in a way that minimizes having to ask follow up questions, so instead of saying something like “we can just be queerplatonic” or telling him about being aromantic or asexual he says that they can just be not romantic about it. He’d still tell noir about it in more depth eventually but when introducing new things he would probably try to stay simple about it

"Can I only lift up my mask halfway?"

Noir does not like his face. I’d say sorry but. I need to nerf his self confidence just a little bit since he gets to have that voice. Because like ik it’s probably possible but how are you achieving that tone without t. 💀 like his face is perfectly fine too but I just couldn’t not make him self conscious though

Ben marks the date on a calendar long after that moment when they eventually separate.

I want him to grow a small pot of marigolds and give them to hobie as like and anniversary present. I probably won’t write it but I want you all to know he’s doing that.

On to my authors note

i just had the shittiest time writing not angst. i'm just naturally bad at straight up non-angst(refer to my orv piece "sunfish" for more on that)

Like it says on the tin, writing straight fluff is poor for my soul. I wrote a stardew piece and I just did not have my heart in it. I don’t like it and it’s the only stardew fic I’ll write so you can check it out for more elaboration on why I wrote it in the notes. I wrote an omniscient readers viewpoint fic and while I wouldn’t say there was any fluff, you can tell that things got significantly lighter in tone after dokja does that silly thing that is not actually silly

[…] when i legally obtain the rest of noir comics i'll make a connected series that includes noir's actual comic continuity and not just vaguely referencing it.

I was vaguely trying to include noirs comics but there’s like so little I can find on him that I can comfortably consume(I have a thing about watching videos and it seems like a majority of content I can find about him is video) that I’ve decided to be vague about it and do whatever from here on out.

In the event I obtain the omnibus or whatever it is that has like all the comics he appears in, I will absolutely make like an alternate series that splits off sometime around now in the BS timeline in order to work with his comic continuity

how do we feel about hobie btw? did i do shit? hopefully not.

How did I do. Please someone drop a tutorial on how to understand writing hobie. Or how to write his accent like I did some digging and found some stuff but it’s all kind of surface level.

anyways remember how its canon to BS that theres just a team of spiderpeople dedicated to writing a newsletter about him. that noir does not know about.

You guys prefer angst about invaded privacy or outsiders pov crack because I’m down for either.

(platonically shakes your hands)

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this all or even briefly skim it because my heart and soul is being poured into this whole thing and like there are some very personal feelings and aspects of my identity that I include in writing BS

I am so deeply appreciative of you all and I need to express that, thank you all so much

#that last part of my analysis comes off as if I’m ending BS #I’m not ending it dw #just had to clarify #also if you have any questions I’m dying for any excuse to talk more #itsv noir #atsv hobie #spiderverse punknoir #punknoir #punknoir fanfic #noirpunk spiderverse #noirpunk #noirpunk fanfic #nhiwrotehere #nhiyells #spiderverse fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 link

[nhi-theuserof-this]

PUNKNOIR ORV AU!!!

No understanding of orv necessary to read

[The constellation with Love-Shaped Eyes is hoping the line will be repeated again.]

Hobie barely pauses in his speech about autonomy to flick a middle finger to the constellations above.

or:

ORV au drabble how we feeling

Union (fic in question

My ao3

#wanted to write something so I wrote something #testing the waters rn #punknoir #noirpunk #atsv hobie #itsv spider noir #fanfiction #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk spiderverse #punknoir fanfic #ao3 link

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Just wondering why only AO3 users can read your Punknoir fanfic? Any reasons? not mad just rlly want to read it and now I have to go through the whole invitation process lol

Ah! Yes, thank you for asking and sorry you have to wait to read

All of my fics—not just my punknoir fics—Are locked, which prevents non users from seeing them. I do this for like two reasons

I am mildly traumatized by AI. Sometime during/before may there was an AI writing program that was released to the public and it was pretty instantly found out that they most likely scraped Ao3 while making it. I found this out mid may and privatized all of my works to prevent them from being used in the even ao3 is scraped again

Partially AI again, but a lot of guests have apparently been uploading works they like into chatgpt and having it write more for them. Trying not to stereotype because not everyone is the same and registered users can do the same but guests in general do not come off very positively when I hear people talk about them

Glad you’re interested in reading and sorry about the wait again, I recommend checking out their individual character tags or the Hobie Brown & Peter Benjamin Parker | Spider-Man Noir tag while waiting if you’re specifically interested in either of them!

#fanfic #fanfiction #nhiwrotehere #asks #punknoir fanfic #noirpunk fanfic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #FAQ

[spiderman-intotheshitterverse]

So I just wrote the first chapter of the fanfic, probably has a lot of mistakes and terrible pacing cause it’s almost 3 am but enjoy!!

I was good at feeling hopeless, now I’m nothing

Also be ready it’s a angsty one

#noirpunk #punknoir #fanfic #1st chapter!! #whoop whoop #fanfiction #spiderman noir #hobie brown #spider punk #peter benjamin parker

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Ok here’s the part where you can literally alter my next punknoir fic:

You can also suggest alternate sentences because I’m just really out of my depth here on many levels so I have no reference for if this is horribly out of character.

Also drop your favorite slang you want to see either hobie or noir use pretty please

#punknoir #punknoir spiderverse #itsv spider noir #atsv hobie #noirpunk #noirpunk fanfic #noirpunk spiderverse #fanfic #nhiwrotehere

[nhi-theuserof-this]

I’m so sorry but in a turn of events it looks like I had a nervous breakdown and fixated on the first unrelated thought I had

Anyways STSG enjoyers have fun!!😃

Summary:

It's not enough.

It's not enough.

It's not enough.

Satoru

Satoru

Satoru

or

suguru Does Not promise he is mentally sound, but, like, he certainly hasn't been acting it whether in canon or not so i just wrote this after hearing about the thing about him calling saito sato in jjk0

Links:

Satoru Satoru Satoru (the fic this is for!)

My Ao3

The random tiktok that caused me to spit this one out

Quick edit the next day but like. I literally posted this one in a haze or something that’s crazy

New edit! I wrote a second part

#I’m so sorry punknoir nation I promise I’m normal #fanfiction #nhiwrotehere #fanfic #jjk #jjk 0 #stsg fic #sgst #stsg #satosugu #sugusato #ao3 link #btw have any of you read the mothman fic? #it’s called liminal time #I think #it looks pretty good but I’ve been stalling