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usaigi · 6 months

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Ashen Wolves + Jeritza Modern AU HCs

Ashen Wolves in my fic (read it, it's funny) I couldn't fit everything in putting it all here

Yuri

Works at the bar Abyss (which has a secret BDSM dungeon in the basement)

Lives in a punk house with the others and unfortunately (but unsurprisingly) the only one responsible enough to pay rent

Everything else is a gamble. Will they have electricity this month? Water? Eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Hey wanna go out? I know a place” (takes them to the health food dumpster that tosses out perfectly good packaged food)

“Am I scared of twink death? Please.”

SWer out of necessity, sends most of the money he makes back to his disabled mom

(TW human trafficking mention) Yuri's father met his mother, a young poor vietnamese women. He promise he'd take care of her give her a better life in UK. Yeah right. Due to everything, she's extremely traumatized and unable to work.

Because of his and his mother's trauma, extremely protective of the most vulnerable in his community(women, children, immigrants, pwMI)

Balthus

New Jersey represent 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Italian-American. Always correcting everyone on how to actually pronounce Italian words

Got into a tinyyyy minor disagreement with the mob and, in short, he owes them like gazillion dollars

Half-ass faked his death (so much party city fake blood) and is hiding out in Europe

He wears a fake mustache and puts on a fake Italian accent whenever he's in public

Sells drugs to the Garreg Mach kids.

“Balthus get a job.” “I have a business” “Isn’t that why you had to leave the States?”

The only one not to have a room. He sleeps on the couch (he had an air mattress. Had.)

Constance

In the late 1800s/early 1900s, her ancestor founded Nuvelle Inc., a pharmaceutical and biotechnology corporation

Her great-grandfather publically sided with the Republicans in the Spanish Civil War since he was in support of Basque Independence. Later assassinated by the fascist government in retaliation

Later, Constance's grandfather got backstabbed by his board and fired from the company

Her family was in denial about the whole thing and desperate to keep up with the appearance of wealth and continue to spend a lot of money. By the time Constance was born, they was in loads of debt

(tw suicide mention) Lost her mother in an accident. Then her father committed suicide, leaving Constance an orphan by 13.

Used the little inheritance she had to go to Garreg Mach and pretend everything was ok. Would lie anytime someone asked about her home life. Was forced to drop out at 16 because she ran out of money. To embarrassed to ask for help, she lied to everyone and told them she was going to study in the states

Yuri found her sleeping on a bench and took her in. Offered to buy her a ticket home until she finally admitted she lost everything and has no home to go back to

Dumpster drives at Garreg Mach for designer clothes. Ridiculous how much these rich kids (Hilda) toss out

Hapi

Romani :)

Ran away from home when she was a teenager to “see the world.” Unfortunately, got taken in by some questionable people

Cordelia found her and just felt so bad for her :( “oh no, a poor brown girl in need of help.” Offered to take her in and promised to help her get back home

Bullshit.

Finally able to run away and flee the country. She meets Balthus and Yuri because they were dumpster diving at the same spot.

She and Constance have this thing of getting naked and howling at the full moon each month

Emile Jeritza

Born into a religious cult in good old USA 🇺🇸 His father was the cult leader and had multiple wives.

His mother had a child from a previous relationship. Despite having numerous half-siblings, Emile was only close to Mercedes. She was the only one who didn’t scold him for crying and having “feminine” feelings after all

One day, his mother and beloved sister disappear. He never even got to say goodbye..

unbeknownst to him, when his mother and sister left they were fleeing for their lives. His mother immediately started to fight for custody of him but she was not an American citizen (while Emile and dad were) and she was trying to take him back to Europe

When Emile found out about what his father did, he…

On the run from the FBI :)

The wolves know about his history but fuck his dad, mofo had it coming.

Yuri was standing behind Jeritza at the store when he saw Jeritza didn’t have enough money for food and cat food. He told the cash register to put the sandwich back. Yuri bought him the sandwich.

#fe3h #fe3houses #ashen wolves #three hopes #three houses #fe16 #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #yuri leclerc #constance von nuvelle #balthus von albrecht #hapi fire emblem #hapi fe3h #usaigi speaks #fire emblem fanfiction #fire emblem headcanons

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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years

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guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

#this is only like half of it #but at least you can get like a few answers #yanno fuck it #bataranswers #ask #asks #anon

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chaggle · 3 years

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[Crawls into your askbox] it's been ages but as usual im still thinking abt ur Aus.

Slimerancher au and superhostile au my fucking beloved

I miss them too ;-;

I have a couple of projects i needa (and want to) finish off first before i can work on my Slime Rancher Au,,,

But as a treat, here's a scrapped sketch of Etho's ranch more like a city at the rate he's been living on the planet

This has been in my wips since like,,, November/December of last year aaaa

I want to make his ranch a run-down solar punk themed, but it doesn't quite get it yet so i wanna work out more designs to capture the fact that his base integrated into the Moss Blanket and into the Jungle Trees

Kind of like a ruined area with overgrown wildlife with a mix of ruined/messy solar punk :]

I'm really excited to design Etho, Taxes, Chester, and Sidekit aaaa

(I was thinking Wilson was an Ai he created to help manage his base and drones since its so large)

Also!! Some doodles and scrapped wips for Hostile Takeover Au under cut

(Tbh I'm prob not gonna do anything with this au mostly because I don't have that kind of time nor commitment to stick to a long form project and fully write Hostile Takeover :/) I really do like this concept and want to work on it in the future but idk-

You know, without context this might be a bit confusing... So lemme explain what Hostile Takeover is lol

Hostile Takeover is a Hermitcraft au in which Vechs is a supernatural entity that absolutely loves to toy and mess with players.

Like how he communicates with players in his maps, he can only speak through signs and is perpetually in Spectator mode, but has access to world-editing commands

The plot:

Vechs was able to track down Joe and Cleo in the Hermitcraft Server (This au was made back in early Season 7) and had essentially destroyed and reformed the server into a Super Hostile Map.

The Hermits were all knocked out during this process and were tranported to the starting area of the map.

Joe was the first to wake up. Knowing that was likely his fault the Hermits are in this situation because Vechs was specifically hunting him down, he moves on without the Hermits to find the next checkpoint and fins resources.

When the other Hermits wake up they immediately notice three things: Several Hermits are missing, no one has admin privileges, and their communicators have been going off with death messages from Joe repeatedly dying.

The Hermits that are missing, besides Joe are: Jevin, Doc, Cleo, and Xisuma

Hypno, Beef, Bdubs and Etho take it upon themselves to inform the other Hermits who exactly Vechs is and what Complete the Monument maps are.

In this case, Vechs stated that if the Hermits are able to complete the Victory Monument with all the colors of Wool and obtain the Admin's communicator, he will revert the world and leave everyone before he had entered it.

The catch is: The missing Hermits are the ones guarding specific wool and have complete control over specific mobs that they can summon at will.

As the remaining Hermits progress, some stay behind and the closest checkpoint to continue to gather resources and food and help any Hermits that died while exploring

Another group heads out to conquer and light up the map until they find a wool or encounter stuff Joe has left behind to help them.

While the Hermits are working together, Joe put himself in the mindset that he was constantly used to when he was forced to play Vechs's maps. He's used to working alone in these situations and thinks that he probably works best alone.

He still leaves behind resources and books about his journies and ramblings behind for the Hermits to read and understand his feelings throughtout this entire map. The books are mainly filled with poetry and random rambles. On occassion they are pages filled with crossed out writing, torn put pages, or have splattered blood in them.

Ther Hermits wete eventually able to catch up to Joe in the first Boss Hermit, Jevin.

The Boss Hermits:

Jevin: Nether themed. Converted into a giant magma variation of himself, controls all nether mobs except the Zombie Pigmen

Doc: Controls all creepers and supercharged creepers, along with the spawning of natural mobs

Cub and Scar: Controls all Illagers, Ravagers, Witches and Vex. Located in a modified region that is made to look like a Woodland Mansion. (Insert joke about Vechs and Vex here)

Cleo: Control spiders, cave spiders, zombies, and skeletons. (Her area was themed as the old kingdom she ruled before Vechs encountered her world and converted it into a Super Hostile map)

Xisuma: End themed. Controls all end mobs, including the dragon. He can use admin controls to alter the world around him as well as shape shift into mobs he has used in the past.

With each defeat of a boss, they free them from Vech's control and also free the mobs that were controlled by them. The world also reverts in updates. This changes the Hermit's skins as they regress over time (Insert joke about newly freed Hermit that was under the influence of Vechs only being able to recognize Etho here)

Joe still moves ahead, alone, of the the group of Hermits. But always comes back to work together to fight the next boss hermit

At the end of Xisuma's fight, things take a turn.

The End begins to collapse around them and the Hermits rush to the End Portal.

Chains from the void latch onto Joe, Bdubs, Hypno, and Bdubs

The Hermits that haven't yet entered the portal yet rush to help them out. Beef breaks Bdub's chains but in return, was taken and dragged down into the void. Hypno, who was still being held back yells for the remaining hermits to leve before the world collapse and to take the wool. He promises they'll be fine. To leave and join with th group.

The remaining Hermits leave and wake up at the checkpoint.

Their communicators buzz.

JoeHillsTSD has falled out of the world.

Etho has fallen out of the world.

VintageBeef has fallen out of the world.

Hypno has fallen out the world.

At this point, the Vicotry Monunent has been completed with the black wool. But their friends are missing

Confused and angry, some Hermits yell at Vechs, knowing he's listening. And in response, he places down signs.

He tells them that they still need Xisuma's communicator.

Joe was the one holding that took it fron Xisuma during the fight was went down with it when he was dragged into the void.

Vechs reveals a new path.

And the Hermits, having Bdubs guide them, uses what the learnt from him, Hypno, Etho, and Beef and continue the map.

The Hermits that were taken were made into bosses, the world wildly fluctuating between different updates.

The new boss hermits:

Hypno: Modded minecraft (verson 1.8). The hermits were given a little mercy by Vechs and given some resources to help them in their fight against Hypno.

Beef and Etho: (versions 1.7) A pvp battle arena against the duo. The area has a bunch of red, green, blue glass pillars. All of these are used to help Etho make percise shots quicker, helping measure his distnace between him and his target. These two are incredibly deadly working together. The Hermits died several times fighting off against them.

Joe: (version is in limbo) A platform above the void. A parkour, and at the end Joe waits.

Majority of the Hermits that went out to get Joe didn't survive the course. The only ones remaining are Xb, Cleo, Jevin, and Xisuma.

He engages them in a 4 vs 1 battle, and is able to keep up. Unlike the orevious fights, Joe actively taunts them. He tells them to give up. That if they just give in Vechs will give them Xisuma's communicator and press the button on the command block. It woukd send them to another world.

The only stipulation is that Joe stays behind.

Of course the group calls bullshit on that and continue fighting. Cleo tries to to fight through Vechs's influence on Joe. They continue ti have a back and forth with Joe, countering his claims to leave him behind.

Eventually, Xisuma, Xb, and Jevin have all been slain by Joe.

Cleo missing an arm and her sword was tossed into the void. But Joe hasn't killed her yet.

She's still talking despite her injuries. Joe is just standing, his sword discarded in the platform. On his right, he holds Xisuma's communicator. Oh his left his hand is resting on the button of the command block. The command blocks that will send everyone, but him, to another world.

Joe is crying.

Cleo approaches him. Still talking to Joe despite his lack of responses.

Without thinking, Cleo hugs Joe. He doesn't return it, but his arms hand limply, away from the command block.

The two of them have been playing Vechs's game since the beginning. They've watched him destroy worlds and died countless times trying to play a game with a finish line alway being moved just out of their reach.

You can't win a game against a god by playing into their hands.

Vechs's control on Joe fades. He hands her the Admin communicator. And the two of them call out Vechs.

He's unammused with the outcome. But Vechs did say that he would return everything to normal and leave the Hermits for good if theh completed the Victory Monument and a Hermit is able to retrieve Xisuma's communicator.

He teleports the duo and back to the Hermits at the check point and agrees to his end of the deal. Xisuma and the other permitted Hermits get their admin privileges back and Vechs knocks everyone out (to be petty) and restores the world to as it was before he came.

The minute Xisuma wakes up, he's sure to ban Vechs , even if if probably won't do anything, to make sure he doesn't enter the server again.

And ta daaaa that's Hostile Takeover :]

#cyd answered a thing #green-t-tea #hermitcraft #hc slime rancher au #Hostile Takeover #cyd drew a thing #cyd doodled a thing #MAN NOW I MISS HOSTILE TAKEOVER #AHG #I wanna work on it again ;-;#i still have my old designs of Cleo Cub and Jevin's boss forms aaaaaaa

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tema-makes-art-sometimes · 3 years

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Idol/Fan AU?

I actually have a bit of a concept for this one! Its not much though.

It’s 2p GerAme with my Lutz and Alexander. And also a little Roma2pAme

Alexander is a rock star, something similar to panic (because I use so much of panic! as in inspiratiion for Alexander) and Lutz is one of his biggest fans. I haven’t thought about much for it, hes a big fan boy and one day at a concert Alex’s pick for his guitar goes flying out of his hands and Lutz catches it, only able to hang on from all the people mobbing at him to grab it. Once Alex sees that he stops the show, tells everyone to back up and let the man breathe cause he isnt having fun at a concert if hes seeing someone get harrassed. Since Lutz is practically at the stage alex asks him if hes okay, asks for the pick and Lutz very reluctantly hands it back only for alex to sign it, hand it back to him give him a wink and tell him to keep it and he hopes a super fan like hims alright.

After that alex starts it back up from the top but lutz is too lost in his own mental fantasy land after that just sitting in the grass giggling to himself and rewatching alex blow a kiss at him in his brain. Hes just hopelessly lost like flustered protagonist in a harem anime lost.

Once the shows over since hes got the vip badge because you know he had to (after a bunch of talking himself up to finally meet his beloved idol in person. Alexander doesnt sell many vip tickets so Lutz was estatic to get one. Once he gets back there hes waiting in a small line and sees his old college friend Akio, not thinking he runs over nd starts chatting him up and Akio is so hyped to see his old college roommate and frat brother again and so theyre talking security comes over but Akio shoos him off cause its fine I know him and besides hes got the VIP pass boss chill chill

the moment they get slightly alone Lutz is teasing him like so I assume your newest hyperfixation is Alexander huh and Lutz just flustered and embarrassed but Akio just shows him over the VIP area and Lutz immedaitely starts freaking out but Akio just runs up and bomb tackles Alexander and Lutz is just whaaaaa

and thats when he finds out his friend is now Alex’s social media rep, and he gets to actually talk to him. Alex recognizes him, and lutz is suprised that offstage alex is much more quiet and reserved, nothing like his punk-prince and almost flirty stage persona. They exchange a lot, the two hitting it off well and lutz goes home to be a big fan boy freaking out in his room and spamming akio all sorts of questions because WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS HOW COULD YOU HOLD OUT ON ME MAN AAAAAAA

not much yet, but its mostly Lutz being a useless pansexual and Alex being a punk dork. I think I have Romano and England as some of his band mates but I dont quite remember. I think Romano was a rival? Im not sure. But I do remember the two proforming together and Lutz being a combined gay and jealous cause he likes alex but also the two seem really flirty but also man matteos kinda hot and just the boy be hopeless. Meanwhile Alex and Matteo were close but no one was for sure how much of their “stage sonas” were real.

#hws hetalia #idol au #hws romano #2p america #2p germany #2p japan

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