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aquatic-batt · 1 year
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found out about the black legged kittiwake today and I think more birds should have earmuffs like they do
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kosmical · 5 months
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saw those dr x fairytale stickers and started biting the bars of my cage
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puffins-and-bears · 1 year
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wet beast wednesday
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shdwtouch · 1 month
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when it's 3 am and you have to be up for therapy but you aren't tired and kinda just wanna keep watching crafting commentary videos on youtube 🤔
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shadowthief78 · 11 months
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ragingbookdragon · 3 months
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Price finds her in the equipment room doing a rather meticulous job of cleaning their weapons, but he also notices that the only set she currently has out, is none other than the side-arm and knives owned by their resident Lieutenant.
“Quite rare to see you here on a Friday night,” he says, taking a seat across from her, grabbing an oiled rag to start cleaning with. “Shouldn’t you be going out with Gaz and Soap for drinks?”
She pauses, looks up and then lowers her gaze back to the firing pin she’s cleaning. “Didn’t feel like going out tonight, Captain.”
“Didn’t feel like it or didn’t feel like seeing ‘you know who?’”
“You know?” She asks and he shrugs.
“It’s my job to know everything that happens within the one-four-one.”
“I thought that was Miss Kate’s job?”
Price smiles. “We share responsibility.” He methodically rubs the rag along the parts of the side-arm, his expression and voice becoming rather calm but she feels the air turn a little stern, if almost a fatherly stern. “You’ve been avoiding him.”
She makes a noise in her throat. “I can’t exactly talk to him. Look what happened last time.”
“He feels bad.”
“I’m sure he does,” she retorts, looking at him. “He really hurt my feelings. What am I supposed to do, tell him it’s okay? That we can move on like he didn’t tell me I’m clingy?” She stops, looks down at her hands. “I sound like a fucking child.”
Price hums. “You actually sound like a person who’s had their feelings hurt and you’re not sure how to proceed.” He dips the rag in a big more oil. “I know it doesn’t equate what he’s said to you, but allow me to fill in some blanks you might have on Simon.”
She cocks a brow. “Okay?”
“Simon was the oldest child of two. Abusive dad, terrified mom. Younger brother used to terrorize him too.” He goes back to cleaning the gun parts. “Nine-eleven had Simon enlisting, came back after a lull, kicked his dad out, got his brother sober and even found himself the proud uncle of a nephew named Joseph.”
“Where are they now?” She asks. “Simon’s from Birmingham, right?”
“He is,” he answers, but his face and voice are void of any hope. “But they’re not anymore.”
She blinks, feels the shift in temperature. “They…moved?” She hopes; he meets her gaze, and she knows instantly. “Oh…I…how did it…”
“I don’t want to divulge Simon’s past without his permission, because it’s also his own choice to tell you what happened, but I can tell you that Simon had a personal vendetta against the man and others who hurt his family. And he took care of it.” Price inhales and exhales. “In doing so…Simon sacrificed himself. He made himself—“
“A Ghost,” she finishes, and he nods.
“Simon, when it comes down to what he truly is beneath his cold stoicism, my dear, is simply a very tired and even more broken-hearted man who believes that if he keeps everything and everyone at a distance, then nothing can hurt him.” Price sets the weapon and rag down. “He likes to think he’s incapable of feeling but don’t let his demeanor or words fool you, Simon feels more deeply for the people he loves more than anyone I’ve ever met.”
Something aches in her chest, rising up to close around her throat as she asks, “A man like him…he can still love?”
He smiles half-heartedly. “I’ve seen the man run back through a burning building to pull Gaz out. I’ve seen him run through gunfire, take a bullet to the thigh and keep going to carry Soap.” He nudges her under the table. “I’ve even seen him pull your ass out of even stickier situations. If we viewed Simon how he wanted us to view him, it’d be easy to call him a heartless bastard. But he isn’t as heartless as he wishes he was.”
“That just shows he’s doing his job as our superior officer,” she counters weakly. “He’s doing it because it’s his duty to get his subordinates out.”
“Does it ever just feel like that?”
“…no.”
Price gazes on her like a father to his daughter with her first heartbreak. “What do you feel right now, puffin?”
She purses her lips, looks down at the various weapons on the table before she admits, “I’m still hurt. His words keep replaying in my mind. I’m clingy and I’m always around.” She fiddles with the fraying hem of the rag. “That I’m a bother.”
“Would it make a difference if I told you that I don’t think such things?”
She shrugs.
Price blinks, reaches up and rubs his chin thoughtfully. “You can be very excitable. Sometimes, I think you let it get the better of you and you often forget that others don’t always have the same personality as you.”
“Excitable is the polite way of saying annoying.”
“If I wanted to say you were annoying, I would’ve. You genuinely are a good and wholesome person, my dear. But you have to remember that everyone has a different level of extroversion. Sometimes, we have to tone it down a bit.” He meets her gaze and she knows his is full of honesty. “Simon doesn’t actually hate you. And he probably feels a tad bit of annoyance, but then again, he always does regardless of who it is, because Simon hates anything that makes noise. But I also know that he feels bad for what he did and said to you—and he wants to make it right.”
She takes in his words. “Do I need to engage him first? Extend some olive branch for peace?”
Price rises from the table and smiles, walks around and pats her shoulder. “Nah, let him come to you.”
“You really think he will?”
“I do. He knows what he’s gotta do and he’ll do it because he knows it’s the right thing to do. But he’ll be skittish. He’s like a newborn deer.” He winks. “Let him mull over how he wants to do it. As for you,” he points at her. “You’ve gotta move on from this. Learn from it. And stop ignoring him and avoiding him like you’re a ten year old. Be a grown-up. Act professional and be polite. I will not let this effect the team any longer than it is. Am I understood?”
She swallows thickly and nods. “Yes, sir, Captain Price. I promise.”
Price smiles and pats her again. “Go on. Soap and Gaz headed to Purecraft.”
“But the Lieutenant—”
“Is in the training room working out,” Price waves her off. “Go. Have some fun. Get some drinks, talk to Tweedledee and Tweedledum.”
As she gets up, she pauses and looks at him. “Captain?”
“Hmm?”
“Thank you.”
Price’s eyes crinkle around the edges. “You’re welcome, Puffin.”
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m0r1bund · 4 months
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Coyotes used to live in the high Asthaom desert, but mysteriously disappeared during the thousand-year drought… And wherever they went, koathi stepped in to fill their absence.
Koathi are gregarious scavengers. They’ve long been considered humankind’s friend, because a wild koath has never attacked or preyed on a human unprovoked. They’re very tolerant of people, sometimes even friendly, but this is in the same way that wild orcas don’t really bother humans because they aren’t taught to consider them food, and puffins have no fear of humans because they haven’t been exposed to predators. Koathi do prey on other denizens of the desert (and they even use persistence hunting strategies the same way that humans do.) Sometimes your relationship with an animal is built on nothing but dumb luck, but I don’t think that makes it any less significant.
Like cheetahs, they are not true big cats, so they don’t roar (but they do meow, and purr, and grunt, and chirp, and make all kinds of other weird noises.) The god Koda fashions herself after them. She just thinks they’re neat and so do I.
Thank-you to vlpn for motivating me to draw these bruisers again!
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A/N ::: Roommate!Kats is on the brain who tells you he can hear you getting off to him in your room when you're so sure you're being quiet. He wants to show you how good he can fuck you and makes a bet with you that you're probably going to lose. Get your checkbook ready.
C/W ::: A bit of misrepresentation of the situation (but god who cares), Unprotected sex P->V, sex bet. *aged up Kats*
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Bakugo shrugs. "I don't care if you agree with me or not. I see how you look at me. I hear you at night sometimes. Bah! Who'm I kiddin'. I hear you a lot. 'Oh, oh god ... Kats ... fuck yes. Right - oh fuck - right there!' 'M not stupid." He realized what he'd just said and how he'd just said it. But he wanted to prove a point to you: That he knows you're solely after his cock.
You think it would be in your best interest not to argue with him. But he was being so presumptuous right now.
"How can someone who thinks so little of himself have such an ego, huh, super star? Jesus. I'm not saying 'Kats', I'm ... I'm saying ..." You squinted your eyes at him and pursed your lips. "... um, I'm saying 'THAT'S'. Not your stupid name. Arrogant much. Fuckin' hell." Your face was turning a few shades pinker the more your arousal puddled out of your cunt. Even looking at him while he has that angry snarl on his face. All you can think about is pulling his pants down and taking his cock all the way down your throat and sucking on him until his balls are so empty that he can't possibly squeeze out one more little microscopic particle of cum.
The thought made you shake your head and roll your eyes.
He stood there with his eyes trained on your little nervous tics in reaction to his comments. And to your filthy thoughts, that luckily, he wasn't privy to.
Yet.
He knows he has you cornered. Worse yet, you know he has you cornered.
You avoid his gaze and try to step around his large body. He's almost completely blocking the hallway of your small, shared apartment. "Goin' somewhere, puddin'?" Your body stiffens at the name he calls you. He pushes himself off of the wall so that he's standing directly in the middle of the way now. "Tell ya what, if you can get by me or somehow manage to move me, I'll shut up about this and we'll never speak of it again.
"You're full of shit, Kats. There's no way I could ever get passed you. You're practically taking up the whole damn area as it is and you're not even huffin' and puffin' yet. Look, I'm telling you, I'm not fucking myself and thinking about you. Just get over yourself. Now move, I want to go lay down."
He smirked. "Lay down." He said with air quotes. "Is that code for fuck yourself stupid while you're thinking of me? You know, I could just fuck you, roomie. You've been lookin' at me extra close these last few months. And what long months they've been. Huh?"
You hated him. The second the words 'I could just fuck you' left his mouth, your cunt clenched around nothing. You swear you felt a tear run down your leg from how sad and lonely the poor thing was. "You couldn't make me cum if I told you how to do it. Just ..." You pushed on his stomach trying to get him to budge. But you were only met with resistance. You weren't prepared for how hard his body was. Like, you'd seen it plenty of times when he's running around shirtless. Those damn sweats hanging off of his hips.
"Hnno-gaw." You made a noise that resembled something along the lines of "No" and "Oh my god." Neither of you knew what it was supposed to be. What you did know, is how fucking tempting his offer to fuck you and get it out of the way was. "NO! Goddamn it, Kats. M-move. Now!"
"I'm not goin' anywhere until you admit that you stuff that little cunt of yours full of your fingers and say my name. I'm off for the rest of the holiday, so I got nothin' but time. Balls in your court, loser.
You stood there glaring at him. Trying to come up with a rational reason why you shouldn't let him rail you. But you couldn't think of one. And that made you even more angry. "Fine." You said, throwing your arms up and then placing your hands on your hips. "I'll play your fucking game, Kats. I do masturbate. I say your name ... sometimes. But ... ugh. Are you happy?"
He had the most devilish shit-eating grin on his face. "Mmm, not ... not yet. I wanna hear all about what you do with your fingers."
You put one hand on each shoulder and got on your tiptoes to whisper in his ear. "I ... have ... toys for that." The way he gasped at your admission you'd think he'd never even heard of such a blasphemous thing in his life.
But it wasn't that.
No.
It was how he grabbed you and hoisted you up onto his hips and held you there by the fat of your ass. It was the way he kissed your neck and lips so hungrily like you were the first breath of fresh air he'd had in months. It was how he slammed you against the wall and smashed his groin against yours. And how you groaned into his mouth when you realized he was already hard.
You could feel his cock throbbing against your stomach, begging for release. "Shit." You whispered, breaking the kiss. "Katsuki, I - uh - I ... fuck. I've been thinking about this for a while. Oh god. I can't ... fuck. Ok? Yes! Yes I think about you when I'm stuffing my cunt full of toys! When I'm playing with my clit in the shower!"
He bit your neck and moaned. "So, so dirty. I ... I fucking love it. You have no idea how hot it is to know you get off to me."
You pulled back from the his lips, "Wait, I ... I thought you already ... knew?" He closed his mouth and wouldn't look you in the eye. "You little fuck! You didn't know?"
"What's it matter now! I mean, I was just giving you shit. But it is, y/n. Shit. It's so fuckin' hot." He slid his hand down to your cunt and felt how wet you already were. "Fuck. So wet. You want my cock yeah, huh?"
"Yes, Kats." You glared at him playfully and slid down the front of his body and followed him to his room.
As soon as you walked in to his space you were met with a wall of his smell. It was so warm and sexy; Sandlewood and Cedar. It felt strange to be in there with him. Almost like a dream.
But it was real.
You watched him strip down and get completely naked. His cock was ... really, really nice, to say the least. The head was so plump and swollen, you almost didn't want to take your eyes off of it. "Kats."
"What the hell are you lookin' at, dumbass?" He got on the bed and laid down. "Come over here and ride me. Let me see those tits bouncing while you fuck yourself on my cock."
You took your clothes off and crawled on top of him. He ran his hands up and down your sides, feeling your curves and how hot your skin was. "I'm gonna make you cum so hard, roomie."
You sank down onto his cock and gasped. "Holy ... Kats! ... o- oh, fuck ... oh god, Kats. You're so fucking big." He moaned into your neck and let his hands roam all over your body.
"Let's make a bet?" He ran his tongue over your nipples and then continued his proposal. "I make you cum 3 times in 30 minutes and you pay my share of rent next month. I don't, I pay your half and electricity."
You were well on your way to having your first orgasm and he wasn't even doing anything special. "Mhm, mhm ... fuckfuckfuck ..."
He looked up at you and smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."
"Just - oh goddd, oh fuck, Kats - just shut the fuck up. I'll pay. I'll pay it anyway." You said as he flipped you over and showed you why it was worth your time (and money) to give him a chance.
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luna0713hunter · 7 months
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Hehe I’m finally here can I please request number 4 or/and number 10 from the autumn prompt for opla usopp pleaseee
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Author's note : WELCOME!!!i was literally waiting for you to drop by! I hope i wrote this alright💕 enjoy!
"running under the rain, laughing together."
"Kissing them to warm each others' lips."
Based on this prompt
Usopp x reader
Warnings : super fluffy,just you two being silly cute couple,pet names
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The sound of your hurried footsteps on the soaked cement ground,is barely audible with the downpour that had suddenly surprised you and your boyfriend.
Usopp's hand is firmly grasping yours as you run beside him,and he turns to give you his million dollar smile.
"we're almost near!!just keep running babe!"
You nod and when you both slip slightly,you burst out laughing.
And despite the cold weather and your soaked clothes ,you have never been more in love and happy.
Dating Usopp was everything you ever hoped for;he was always so cheerful and his stories never ceased to make you laugh. And Usopp,seemed to take pride in his ability to make you laugh in any situation;he would always grin proudly while puffin out his chest,as if saying "yeah that's right!i did that!". Usopp's love for you was never ending,and the realization still would manage to take your breath away.
And loving Usopp has always been so easy.
You squeeze his hand gently to take his attention and when he turns his head towards you,you give him a warm smile and slow your running. Usopp tilts his head, confused at your sudden stopping.
"Babe,you alright?why did you-"
And when you raise on your tiptoes,to press your cold lips against his,he lets out a surprised, pleasant noise. His arms immediately find their way around your waist to pull you closer,and as you wrap your own arms around his neck,you feel warmer than you've ever felt.
The world around you seems to pause as your lips move with his;the small raindrops seemingly coming to a stop,but maybe its just your lovesick mind fooling you. Whatever it was, you've never experienced an autumn so perfect and beautiful.
You dont know how much time has past,nor do you care. But as Usopp pulls away just inches and rests his hands on your cold cheeks,a slight frown pulls at the corner of his lips.
"Sweetheart, although i very much love to continue this," he smiles and caresses your skin gently;trying to return some color to your freezing cheeks, "you're freezing and i hate to see you fall sick because of me. So let's get to the ship first, alright?"
You give him a pout and he immediately cooes at how adorable you look.
"One more kiss? pretty please, Usopp?"
And for extra effect,you flutter your lashes at him. Usopp's cheeks turn slightly red (or maybe its from the cold) and his hands squeezes your cheeks together, which only makes you pout harder. He presses his nose to yours and gives you a loud smooch.
"How can you be so damn adorable?!"
"So is that a yes?"
Usopp lets out a loud laughter;the sound warming your heart even more as cold breeze starts to make you shiver slightly. Usopp's arms pull you to his chest,and smiles.
"Just one more,ok?"
You nod your head excitedly and then his lips are on yours again.
And although the weather is cold and the rain making your clothes stick uncomfortably against your skin,you still feel like the happiest person on earth.
Because with Usopp, you're sure you can brave the hardest storms.
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sunnydayroleplay · 1 year
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Jack and Joseph hating each other cause they both love you~ Like, Jack could have MC call Joseph while he's working, and just be railing the absolute FUCK out of MC, and he's damn sure to make sure MC is moaning Jack's name. Joseph taking photos of the two finishing, and sending them to Jack. In general just "let's see who comes out on top" kinda battle.
Wowie, I thought of something similar with one of my friends, and I am in love with it. Let's write it! This fic includes: Aggressive/Rough Sex, A lust for vengeance to the other, and a very tired MC.
Joseph left for work, he's been there for quite awhile now. While on his break, he opens a new pack of cigarettes, lighting one up, and just puffin' it. He's tired, his body aches, but it aches less when he gets a call from his love, you.
He answers the call, with delight, only to hear your moans. He quickly tries to lower the volume, and is very surprised. Not that he's complaining. He loves to hear every noise you make for him.
For him..right? You're moaning for him..and no you're not.
What turned to a nice surprise and an invitation to get in your pants as soon as he got home, turned to rage and jealousy, as he heard the name in which you were moaning freely.
Jack sure as hell made sure that you were moaning his name and put the phone right next to your mouth.
He pulled the phone away, only to whisper softly to Joseph.
"Sucks to suck."
This fuckin' blue haired bitch.
-Heh, okay, now this time you decided to visit Joseph on his work break. He had about a good 37 minutes before heading back to recording the new episode, and man was he in luck to have you come over. -You gave a gentle knock on the door, and proceeded to be let inside. -The two of you converse for about 5 minutes, where one thing lead to another, and now your legs are being spread by Joseph's large man hands, and he is railing the soul out of you. Expect not to walk for a while. -You tried your best to cover your moans, as to not alert his co-workers, but Joseph didn't care if they heard. He wanted to hear your sounds, and he wanted to hear them now. -As you shift positions, and you come closer to your climax, he places one leg on top of his shoulder, your other leg wrapped around his waist. Joseph quickly reaches for his phone, remembering all but one sky blue mother fucker. -He dials a number, a few rings are heard. Someone finally answers.
-"What do you need?" The person says. Although he doesn't answer. He lets you answer all by yourself.
-Your loud and musical moans, could be heard from the other line. You're so overwhelmed with the amount of pleasure that he's giving you, you don't know what he's holding or doing. Tears form at the corners of your eyes, your vision blurred with a desire to get the treasure at the end of this rainbow. -You yell out Joseph's name, gripping his skin, gripping the couch, as you finally reach your end. You let out one long and drawn out moan, before panting and trying to catch your breath. -"Sucks to suck."
-He says, bring the phone up to his mouth, before hanging up. -Little did you know, a war just started between the two of you, that you can't get rid of. Invest in a wheelchair while you still can~
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aquatic-batt · 8 months
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Vanny would unironically listen to Monster by Skillet
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gimmic-ky · 4 months
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haiiii
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it makes real puffin sounds wheen u squeeze ir... there were so many bird plushieesss
THE PUFFERRRRRR ohh so cutesit I'd love puffin noises on demand. I didn't know there was a puffin of these
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candybowbeansies · 1 year
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past lives
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warnings/notes: reader is preggers, ya'll complete and compliment each other with your aesthetics 🥺, ofc ya'll married, toothrotting fluff, it's like you were meant to be. the song is super sweet, nothing remotely suggestive like the coverart, i swear!
~Masterlist~
ya'll know you're his destiny <3
Your husband was rough around the edges. He was a metalhead, abrasive to a fault and while he was on the reserved and taciturn side, you learned long ago he was a highly sociable, noble, fun-loving man once you got to know him.
While you perhaps liked to think you had a dark aesthetic as well, you had a softness that soothed ruffled feathers, quite literally. Now you've both long since graduated, he has more control over Dark Shadow, but you have his quirk wrapped around your pinky-something you both often laugh about.
"Sweeeetbeeaak!~" you chime excitedly as you come through the door, a bag of items you made the excuse of needing to go out for in one hand, and a large yellow folder containing a surprise for him in the other. "Yes, puffin?" you hear his reply from the living room as you toe off your shoes, Dark Shadow gliding towards you. His eyes light up when he sees the folder, and you have to put your finger on your lips to hush him up. He nods eagerly, happy to glide back to the living room as you padded after him. "I got a call from the doctor's office while I was out." you say, taking a detour to put things away. "Mmm...really? What they say?" he asks. "I had to pick something up from them." you reply.
"Is everything alright?" he asks. "Yep! They just gave me this." you say, passing him the folder before plopping down onto the couch beside him, opening your beverage of choice. You try not to giggle when he simply stares at you quizzically while you take a sip, but you end up doing it after you swallow. "Open it." you tell him, "It's for you, baby." which only serves to further confuse him. Reports forgotten on the coffee table, he undoes the band, Dark Shadow's giddiness not going unnoticed by Fumikage.
Slightly suspicious, your husband flips up the cover and carefully removes the contents. Inside were prints of ultrasounds first and foremost visible, other necessary information tucked neatly behind it. You put a little post-it note pointing to what was in the middle; the life you were currently carrying.
Looky sweetbeak~ <3 We're going to be parents :) -- >
He stares. You watch with a growing smile on your face as your husband jumps through the mental hoops only to crash; inky feathers slowly stand on end, crimson hues as wide as saucers. "Rrraaahh!~" a distinctly happy bird-like croak sounds from Dark Shadow, followed by Fumikage's own warbled noise as he finally looks at you. Your expression softens when you notice the wetness around his eyes.
"The timing is right, the stars are aligned." you take a cheesy line from his and your song. A soft chuckle escapes him.
"Swear to the moon, the stars, the sons and the daughters; our love is deeper than the oceans of water." he recites, before leaning in, meaningfully nuzzling you; "You've made me the happiest man alive, puffin."
And he's made you the happiest person in the universe.
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makoodles · 9 months
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ok so i just saw ur ask about the nav'i mating call and how its reminiscent of neytiri's chirping noises to the children, but now all i can see is tsutey making the most obnoxious, panicked bird noises like a seagull or the atlantic puffin, and i haven't stopped laughing since plS HAJSJKHASAG
like this poor poor blue man is borderline having the fear of five gods up his ass, the nav'i around him are getting concerned, and reader is just like....wtf
LMAOOOOO YES
this is both hilarious and weirdly adorable 😭
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shadowthief78 · 2 years
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I just napped and I'm *still* cranky, this is what i napped to avoid, this nap served no purpose and also made me super groggy :/
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tommytom-tom · 8 months
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HOLY FUCK I LOVE BIRDS i love eagles i love shoebills i love cassowaries i love emus i love ostriches i love FLAMINGOS i love peacocks i love ducks i love geese i love secretary birds i love blue footed boobies i love cardinals i love blue jays i love chickadees i love turkeys i love crows i love ravens i love tits i love galapagos finches ALL OF THEM. i love loons i love storks i love egrets i love birds of paradise i love those birds that can make car alarm noises for sex appeal i forgot what theyr called. I LOVE PENGUINS i mildly enjoy puffins i love albatrosses i love
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