#provided by my sleep deprived brain at an unholy hour of the night

[camille-lachenille]

Terrible Tolkien pickup lines

Mind the rather dark humour

Denethor: I burn to know you

Glorfindel: you’re so hot that I fell for you the first time we met

Déagol: You stole my breath away

Fingolfin: Seeing you feels like being hit by a hammer

Boromir: I was struck by the arrow of love the moment we met

Maedhros: if you ask for my hand in marriage I’ll give it happily

Turgon: you shook my world to the ground

Elenwë: I froze when I first saw your beauty

Any Fëanorion: I’d kill for you

#tolkien #the silmarillion #the lord of the rings #provided by my sleep deprived brain at an unholy hour of the night #dark humor #incorrect quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #sorry professor #but not actually sorry