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violetfeatherwind · 2 months
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Husk: Iiiii could whip you up something with coconut milk in it…
Thought this would be funny
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Sanders Sides much?
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diffxrentwxrlds · 1 year
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{{ L }} "Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Sonic."
"Update!"
"Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck em!!!"
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"Why am I filming this? Also, why are you in a trench coat with only socks on your feet? This floor is cold."
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greatpepperblade · 7 months
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THE TREASURE OF LEGENDS MOVIE WILL HAVE A 10 MIN TICKLE SCENE WITH DARK CHOCO COOKIE & PEPERONCINO COOKIE
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wizardsisananimal · 2 months
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tra la la…
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thornycanary · 6 months
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if you know you know
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Sun Wukong's assorted lingpai (mandate tokens)
[ID: 1) An illustration of the two sides of a mostly rectangular lingpai made of wood. One side reads "令" and the other reads "弼马温", both written in seal script. The bottom of the lingpai is adorned by horses facing outwards, clouds by their feet.
2) An illustration of the two sides of a stone lingpai shaped mostly like a rectangle, but flared at the top and bottom. One side reads "令" and the other reads "美猴王", both written in seal script. The top of the lingpai is adorned with a dragon-pearl surrounded by flames and clouds. The bottom is adorned with mountains, the sea, and coral. The borders of both the top and bottom are decorated with clouds and flowers. The top is swirled in a way that resembles a lingzhi or a ruyi.
3) An illustration of the two sides of a red jade lingpai, shaped mostly like a rectangle but with a curved top. One side reads "令" and the other reads "齐天大圣", both written in seal script. The top of the lingpai is adorned by a ruyi with a flower and mountain at its center. Below the ruyi is a lotus flower, which sits on top of the forehead of a Yazi carving. Clouds extend out from either side of Yazi and below him are flowers. The two sides of the lingpai have the carvings of cloud pillars wrapped in a stylized waterfall. At the bottom are clouds which could also be the foam from the waterfall. Lotuses float atop this foam/these clouds. At the center of the bottom is a mountain with a ruyi at its foot. This ruyi also has a flower within it.
4) The lineart for the three lingpai, with accompanying commentary. The one labeled "BiMaWen" reads "carved and burned wood," "simple, only horses and clouds," and "ornamental, basically no power." The one labeled "Beautiful Monkey King" reads "carved from a chunk of Sun Wukong's stone egg," "customized from Ao family royal lingpai template," and "mostly sea, cloud, and dragon pearl imagery." The one labeled "Great Sage Equaling Heaven" reads "carved from red jade," "fully custom, in style of an emperor's lingpai but HuaGuo," and "flowers, waterfalls, mountains, ruyi, Yazi, and clouds imagery." At the side are simple doodles of the three lingpai. The first is light brown with a yellow cord, captioned "simple cord, no tassel." The second is grey with a red cord and tassel, captioned "silk cord and tassel." The third is red with a red cord and tassel, captioned "braided cord," "jade and gold accented." End ID]
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vee-is-a-clown · 1 year
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I umm uh minific
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Lance glanced down at the small drawing of swords on Keith's notes (Lance couldn't be bothered to write anything down and he doesn't remember shit so he's stealing his boyfriend's notes even though he could barely read his handwriting). Well, not really the drawing. His eyes skipped to the lazily scribbled, "K.K." in the bottom right corner.
"Your initials are KK?"
"What?"
"You signed your doodle with K.K."
"And you didn't realize those were my initials in the entire time that you've known me? If I remember correctly, Iverson called me by my last name in Garrison."
"Mmm.. Shut up, K.K. Slider. I didn't connect the dots until now."
Lance leaned back to lay on his back, his head on Keith's pillow and kicked Keith in the thigh. It wasn't really a kick. From his position, he couldn't really do anything more than a slight jab with his foot. Keith let out a stifled chuckle at the attempt.
Lance turned on his side to put the meeting notes on Keith's bedside table then turned back to Keith with a faux scowl.
"You're not allowed to laugh. You're Keith Kogane."
"Mhm, ok, Pumpkin."
Lance crossed his arms and "kicked" Keith in the leg again. Keith didn't laugh this time, though he did send Lance an amused look.
"What're you doing?"
"Just stop opening your mouth."
"Aw, is there something wrong with the way I talk, Bubblegum dear?"
His Texan accent was bleeding into his speech, making everything about this situation about 10 times worse. Lance could definitely feel his face get hotter.
"Yes. Shut your pie hole."
Keith turned his body to face Lance and leaned toward him, putting his hand next to Lance's leg to stabilize himself.
"Whatever happened to please?"
"Whatever happened to you acting- normal?"
Lance attempted to motion with his arms to no avail. Keith tilted his head like a confused dog.
"Normal?"
"Poor choice of words."
"Do you want a thesaurus?"
"No, I hate you."
"You're currently laying on my bed."
"Shush!"
"I'll shush when I want to, Ranger."
Keith shifted to lay on his side next to Lance. He propped his head in his palm, looking down at Lance.
"It is getting pretty late though.."
"What are you trying to imply, Mullet?"
"Nothing, just we should probably go to sleep. It's a shame that the lights are on."
"I see what you're doing. You're trying to get me to get out of the comfy bed and turn off the lights for you. Well good sir, I say-"
"Not it!"
Lance gasped.
"You sneaky snook!"
"Go turn the lights off."
"How dare you!"
"The less time it takes for you to turn the lights off, the more beauty sleep you can get."
"Urghhh! Fine! But you owe me."
"Just go turn off the lights, you dork."
Lance got up and sprinted to the light switch, flipping it and running back in the dark. He hopped onto the bed and laid back into his previous spot.
"What's my time, coach?"
"I dunno but you were very speedy."
"It's absolute bullshit that I have to turn the lights off when Galras can see in the dark. You can see on the way back to the bed."
"Who lent you their meeting notes because you don't want to admit to Allura that you can't remember anything she said? That's right, me. Ungrateful."
"Who can't write legibly and spent the majority of the meeting drawing in the corners of the paper? That's right, you. Humble yourself."
"Ungrateful."
Keith sighed and plopped his head on the pillow. It really was late.
"We really should get to sleep."
"Whatever you say, Texas Red."
"Good night, Bluebell."
"Sweet dreams, Keith."
While Lance can fall asleep in seconds (a real skill) it still takes Keith a little bit longer. He allowed himself to relax, letting the tiredness consume him. But before he let himself fall asleep, he put his hand on Lance's cheek and thought about how lucky he was to be the one who snagged this dumbass.
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crabbypalsart · 1 year
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He's a lil guy!!! <3
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youronlybean · 21 days
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I’m clipping from the Ze, Chilled, and Junk streams on my break and I love them so much,, it feels so nostalgic and there’s very clear chemistry of old friends just hanging out,, plus Shellshock is super nostalgic as well as them trying out that new racing game
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fromtheseventhhell · 1 year
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I love the fake "Jeyne Poole defense squad". They're so brave for fighting the mean, nasty Arya stans who call her "fake Arya" cause don't you know she has a name 😡. (So what if that's the only time they ever discuss Jeyne?)
I mean, nevermind that George refers to her as such:
I was trying to set up Jeyne for her future role as the false Arya. The real Arya has escaped and is presumed dead. But this girl has been in Littlefinger’s control for years, and he’s been training her. She knows Winterfell, has the proper northern accent, and can pose as Arya.
And that the only time she gets referred to as "Fake/False Arya" is when people are discussing the impact of Jeyne using Arya's name to marry Ramsey + help solidify the Bolton's claim. You know, the entire point of her being passed of as Arya Stark in the first place. It's not people making Jeyne's suffering about Arya or whatever nonsense people want to claim. The fake moral outrage from people who barely discuss Jeyne's character just to have an excuse to bash Arya stans is truly hilarious.
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goshidoll · 1 year
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Rage, anger, fury, shock.
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damnation-if · 2 years
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i know i said i was going to hold back on thinking about the cyberpunk wip ROs but. i lied<3 took a night off after my post and sat on my couch with my cat and worked on these while watching movies lmao
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apologies for the colours my eyes simply Switch Off when i look at white-on-black or black-on-white text...
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n0isy-gh0st · 22 days
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My partner is so hot I’m nOT OKAY I NEED AN EPI PEN 🥵🥵
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tamlinfairchild · 1 month
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I snooped around and what can I say, apparently I am one of those older hp fans who disagree with Miriam. Boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but hyperfixations are forever. 😆
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"Oh my restaurant can give you infinite fun. And all you have to do's is stay here forever. Truly, I say open the door's of my pizzaria and See, the cursed world beyond your imagination."
"THIS CURSED ENTERPRISE NEVER WILL END!"
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