#proper pissed off

[queergoblin]

Just paid £4.70 for a pint bouta kms

#britain #pub #youfuckingwhat #proper pissed off #pricks

[magnusbae]

i wonder if y'all even realize how little tumblr staff cares about the general userbase XD

literally don't even hide it, don't even try to XD

they know that people who are here for 5-10+ years won't leave, hence they don't give a fuck whatever you're comfortable or enjoying yourself.

maybe they'll care when the same userbase stops buying crabs and paying for fake twitter marks and ad-free dash :)

since the "new and infrequent users" sure as hell are not the ones buying those things. but hey. get money from the general userbase and only serve the "new and infrequent" users. right?

#wow this is pissing me off so bad #btw they started rolling out updates to select users for algorithm based feed on your main dash that you will not be able to turn off XDDD #i already saw screenshots from people #i love it here. #i wish there was a proper alternative to tumblr that the fandom could consider this is frankly BAD. #tumblr issues #tumblr updates #tumblr

[cerise-on-top]

Hey! It's me again, I've been a little needy these days and I'd like to make a request, something really cute.

Valeria, Farah and Kate.

Like, they spent the night with you having fun at home, but in the morning they had to leave for work without even having time to say goodbye, but before leaving there was a noticeable mess that remained in the house, a tremendous mess. But when they arrive late from work, they find the house shining completely clean, and soon they find the reader sleeping in the living room with the TV on, but still sleeping peacefully, because her tiredness does not allow her to stay awake to receive them.

(I would love to be spoiled by Valéria in exchange for being her housewife)

I think this scenario is so cute and I love your writing, and sorry if something is wrong, I'm using the translator again. Kisses and have a great day. <3

Hey! That's a really cute idea! Sorry this is short, I'm just really tired again tonight!

Valeria, Farah and Laswell Finding Reader Asleep

Valeria: She’s not particularly surprised to find you asleep, she usually comes home extremely late at night. However, the sight warms her heart every time. Stands in the doorway for a few seconds, watching your chest rise and fall as you sleep, a small smile on her face. It’s only afterwards that she realizes you’ve cleaned your shared home. Valeria will sigh a bit, the home was in complete disarray when she left, so it must have taken a while for you to clean it all up. No wonder you’re asleep. Although she may not be the tallest person, Valeria is strong, so she’ll pick you up and carry you to your bedroom, giving you a kiss on your forehead. During these moments she loves nothing more than to hold you, even if she normally isn’t a very touchy feely person. But something about you being asleep in her arms as she carries you, completely vulnerable, just gets to her. However, it won’t be long before Valeria goes to bed herself, getting ready for such a thing, she’s tired as well. The day after she’ll spoil you rotten, though. You’ve earned a nice reward for being such a good spouse for her, and so she’ll take you on a fancy date. Or maybe, since you’ve cleaned your home so nicely, she’ll just stay home with you to cook a good meal together. The choice can wait, she’ll just ask you later.

Farah: She’d be ecstatic to see you’ve cleaned your home. It must have been a long and boring task, but she truly does appreciate it. Like Valeria, she watches you for a few moments, thinking about whether or not she should wake you up. In the end she decides against it since you truly must have been tired. However, she will drape a blanket over you and give you a small kiss on your cheek, hoping to not rouse you too much in the process. Farah makes herself a small snack so she has had something to eat before she finally goes to bed herself. However, she doesn’t go to bed, she joins you on the couch, holding you close and nuzzling into your hair. While she may be extremely tired herself, she still daydreams a bit about how she could possibly repay you for doing that Sisyphean task. Anything from ordering takeout and paying to going on a walk during the sunset sounds good to her as long as she can show you her appreciation. Since she’s feeling very content around you, she might also start humming a bit, knowing fully well that you can’t hear her. But it’s just something she does when she feels comfortable around someone. Plus it helps her fall asleep too. In the end she’ll likely settle for something calm like staying at home and just cuddling the day away while thanking you. Or just doing whatever you say so she can feel like you’re getting enough rest and she did something for the household as well.

Laswell: By the time she’s home the sun has probably almost risen anyway given her line of work. Laswell would be dead tired, so I’m not even sure she’d notice you having cleaned right away. However, she would see you having decluttered the desk in the living room and be grateful. Although she may almost fall asleep herself, standing in the doorway and barely noticing her surroundings, she will see you sleeping on the couch and immediately think about sleeping next to you. Granted, Laswell isn’t a very cuddly person either, and she can’t sleep particularly well holding someone either, but she thinks it would be unfair if you slept on the couch while she slept in the bed. At least that’s her logic at the moment. She won’t even try to carry you to bed, she just wants to head to bed. Gets changed and stands still in front of the couch for a few moments before draping a blanket over you. Naturally, she’ll turn off the TV, but afterwards she gets some shut eye for a few hours as well. Only in the morning does she notice that everything is spic and span. Laswell will feel bad if you woke up before her and made some breakfast. However, she will make it up to you as well. If there’s anything you ever need from her, she’ll do it. She’ll have done it before as well, but she doesn’t want to be indebted to you. Gives you a kiss before promising you that she’ll clean up next time. Either on her own or with you. You did such a good job, she’ll likely get you some cake to show her thanks in the meantime.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #farah karim #farah karim x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #I don't have much to say again tonight #I'm just looking forward to going to bed. not looking forward to tomorrow #next week I have my first proper driving lessons. I'll be sitting in a car then and driving. I've never driven before #I've only killed the engine once and that's it #I think I have eight lessons next week and the week after I have the theoretical exam #I need to pass this I need this driver's license #right I wanted to write something about Easter with König but I'm not sure I'll actually find the time to write it #easter is next week so I thought it would make sense for me to write something like this #if I have to celebrate easter then so does König it's the law. I'm gonna pass my suffering onto him #I am not at all looking forward to seeing my grandmother. “do you have a boyfriend yet?” #I don't care about getting a boyfriend and I'm too much of a loser to pull a girl 😔 #but it's such an exhausting question. how many more times do I have to aggressively say that I don't want a guy until someone understands? #it's gonna piss me off so much I just know it already

[coolaidstain]

TIL that theres aphobes on Tumblr trying to claim that Jughead Jones has actually been gay coded the whole time and that saying he's ace is homophobic I fucking hate it here

#as an ace person who grew up on the archie comics this really pissed me off #like theres literally a canon gay charecter in the comics why do you have to take the one charecter aces have #and honestly i have yet to see anyone actually do proper analysis and explain in what way the charecter is gay coded at all #the only point ive seen anyone make that supposedly reveals his “obvious gay coding” #is that he was never intrested in women in the comics #WELL GUESS WHAT #HE WASENT INTRESTED IN MEN EITHER #IN FACT HE WASNT INTRESTED IN ANYONE #AND EXPRESSED DISTASTE IN THE CONCEPT OF SEX AND ROMANCE ENTIRELY #YOU KNOW WHAT ORIENTATION THAT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE? #HMMM I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE FOLKS #I CANT QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT #VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES #im so tired of this shit #can people just let us exist please #jughead jones #archie comics #asexual #aromantic #aroace #ace discourse #aphobia #tw swearing

[plutosschild]

I’ve been so busy prepping for Halloween that I forgot to do a Halloween drawing so I’ll do one and post it another time but here’s a doodle I did of @sugarlesswriting ‘s fic ‘Clementine’ instead of paying attention to my lecturer x

#both of them: *sigh* being in love with my long distance chat room pen pal is so hard <\3 #also both of them: *literally like a few rooms down from one another* #also both of them: *started talking online because the other pissed them off* #oh also there’s some creepy animal murder happening #my art #digital art #td courtney #total drama #duncney #td duncan #artists on tumblr #total drama au #I got Duncan’s base from this tiktoker I’m on the train rn when I get home I’ll give them proper credit #the artist is @mellon_soup they don’t have a tumblr but they do free bases for people to use in art go check them out <3 #td duncney

[incoming-wormhole]

If Candy Crush had been around when the Atlantis expedition was going on, the team never would've had the time to do half their war crimes

#rodney is too busy pldying candy crush to blow up a solar system #solitaire on all their tablets was a good start but candy crush wouldve had thrm all so busy they couldnt bother the replicators #carson elizabeth and kate wouldve never died i swear #Ford wouldve stayed for the proper treatment against the enzyme if Carson had just given him candy crush while he say in the infirmary #this post is brought to you by me being pissed off at one specific person who plays candy crush instead of doing their work #Michael would never have gone evil bc he wouldve wanted to stay in atlantis to play candy crush #not sponsored i promise #i have had some coffee #sga #Stargate Atlantis

[wingsofwater]

hey chat so this might just be my personal opinion but i think it will be so cool if we could stop getting mad at sunny for having coping mechanisms

#vagueposting in proper wofblr fashion #dw i’ll make a follow up being more specific but just a forewarning this topic is PISSING ME OFF <3 #wings of fire #wings of fire sunny #🖊

[neolxzr]

theyre just chillin

#invader zim #iz #zadf #dib membrane #zim #iz dib #iz zim #i dont know how to tag these guys yet tbh #quin sketches #the only art of dib ive posted has been him looking pissed off i should let him be happy for once #what do u think theyre talkin about #probably abt how theyre gonna beat the shit out of each other in like 15 minutes #but first. soda on da roof #i think i default to drawing dib as like a 15-16 year old #i just enjoy him being taller than zim its like peak comedy to me. like look at this idiot dangle his feet #tiny creature #ill give them proper hi-skool designs at some point i want to draw zim being fashionable #anyways. does anyone read these actually #hi friend!! you should reblog my art maybe perhaps. pleease ?

[eggbagelz]

Hello music fan. Can you explain to me why emo is a childish subculture without saying that teenage girls like it? You have ten seconds.

#gave my friends a whole ramble abt this the other day but it does actually piss me off that emo's not seen as a Real or #Proper or Mature subculture compared to say. goth or punk #[which is incredibly ironic considering that emo IS a punk subculture but i digress] #chattering

[lazy-toad]

My random hot take is that if you call it a 'baby cow' you probably shouldn't have one

#people like this genuinely genuinely piss me off so much #IF YOU WANT LIVESTOCK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN PROPER LIVESTOCK HUSBANDRY SORRY #obviously there's nothing wrong with the term baby cow but the type of people who use that phrase usually have no business keeping cattle

[thrumugnyr]

I always draw very wholesome Rahadin/Patataj but chances for a sad ending are much higher than anything else. It is Barovia after all and it's doubtfull the heart of one centaur bard is enough to end 500 years of loyal servitude/brotherly love.

#was never much an issue so far but we did start to majorly piss off Strahd #Curse of Strahd #this is just a sketch really and I might turn this into something proper #although i like the rough look of it haha #rahadin #patataj #DnD

[kairiscorner]

man u guys are funni you don't think i remember this? (tw: dr*gs and ov*r*os*)

first time? that's rich, right @miguelswifey04

at least change your wording to make it look more original bro

anyway, please STOP SENDING REPEATED REQUESTS. I AM NOT A ROBOT WHO IS REQUIRED TO MAKE YOUR STORIES. if you want to see it written, write it yourself :> i didn't respond to your request at first because i was uncomfortable with it, there, i said it. i'm sorry, but i cannot and will not fulfil your request. i think i've made it clear in my rules that i will not do disturbing themes, i am not required to, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE REPEATED REQUESTS.

i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're not the same anon spamming me and asking lin (hopefully not other writers) with this very request, i'm gonna tell you right now i am not comfortable with writing this. i'm sorry if i sound angry, bc i am. please respect us writers the same way as we respect you anons; i didn't respond to your previous req so as not to embarrass you or anything, but i can't keep quiet anymore.

sorry for the long ass rant, tl;dr: i'm not gonna write this, and if you send another req EXACTLY LIKE THIS OR HAS THE SAME THEME AS THIS OR ANYTHING TRIGGERING, YOU WILL GET BLOCKED. g'day.

#like seriously if i didn't respond it's mostly likely i'm not gonna do it #sorry i'm not a robot that can give you all your requests right away #especially triggering ones that can upset a lot of people #and that i don't have proper knowledge about #and i'm sorry i'm sounding so aggressive it's just so irritating seeing people blatantly disrespecting my rules #i know i make some exceptions for some topics #but that's because the scenarios are milder and i know what #it's like in some of those cases #this is a SERIOUS topic. #i can't bring myself to write this #let alone without first hand experience #i've gone through this with a lot of my moots #they all agree i shouldn't write this #and i'm glad i listened #o(一︿一+)o pissed off kairi #(*˘︶˘*).｡*♡ kairi talks

[bright-eyed]

I hate blogs that are like… the kind of pretentious where you’re not bothered by the banality of the posts so much as that they’re all tagged with a thousand tags like #spilled ink #dark academia #girlblogging and they all have 1000 notes. And then half the posts are just like stolen jokes and unsourced poetry. But they’re all run by kids in their late-teens-early-20s so I’m not gonna take it too seriously. Besides my blog was just as cringe and annoying at that age too I was just doing it more anonymously

#this ashstfu person who stole sessi’s writing has always pissed me off for no reason i have their blog name blacklisted #maybe they learned something important about giving proper credit and the responsibility of a platform today #i saw they deleted the post but like basic internet politeness like don’t repost something when you could reblog it from the source #kennapost

[fah-keet]

A quick redraw for some selfcare lol

#gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #art fart #work is pissing me off #I’ll do proper stuff next week when I’m finally having a few days off

[sosaysdean]

get bloody mary sam to 30k

#because he deserves a proper post thanks #like don’t piss me off

[shiroi---kumo]

Go ahead BURY ME 🪦🪦🪦

I will not STAY DEAD

#final fantasy unlimited #ffu #ff:u #final fantasy #makenshi #white cloud #shiroi kumo #kumo #kumo shiroi #tw; blood #// you may reblog #topic: the demon swordsman #g! the last cloud prince #g! white cloud's scribbles [[ mun's art ]] #// -manic cackling- guys it's DONE #tw; all caps #// I've been looping this song for TWO DAYS #// LOOK AT HIM #// let it be known that the happy prim proper polite helpful cloud can be a WALKING FUCKING NIGHTMARE #// DO NOT piss this man off and get on his bad side #// some poor mother fucker 'bout ta die #// like you see him get up when he shouldn't be just fucking RUN #// ah the joys of being an immortal horror show #// i love him so much #// my precious puff i love you so much cloud boy #// - manic cackling I'm so proud of me - #// its been a hot second since we got to your ghosty vibes son #// friendly reminder kumo sees himself as the living dead and lives in ghost mentality #tw; death