#probably for shock

[hisbutler-problematic]

they stole the baby boy’s blood. seb was not chill when he realized there was a needle poke in the baby. compromising positions in a carriage. taking the boy’s shirt off. demon eyes. butler coat. carrying. like first of all seb you should feel bad second of all what did he need your coat for? shock? babe wtf

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #our ciel #sebaciel #sky posting #sky reads bb #probably for shock #sebastian is obsessed w putting ciel in his coat #hes done it like at least once every arc so far im pretty sure

[palipunk]

Maybe this is just me but I am really surprised that 2023 was the first time a lot of people heard about Palestine because 2021 was when settlers tried expelling Palestinians from their homes in Sheikh Jarrah - this then escalated to the IOF attacking Palestinians in Al Aqsa and throughout the country (almost 300 Palestinians in Gaza were killed and thousands were injured) - there were massive protests all over the world in response. 2021 really laid the foundations for everything that is happening now but it surprises me how little people actually mention the uprising then or were even aware it was happening.

#I went to probably the largest pro Palestine protest I’ve ever been to in 2021 so I am kinda shocked #palestine

[edenfenixblogs]

If you’re not Jewish/Muslim/Israeli/Palestinian and you are talking publicly in any way about the i/p conflict you should probably do your research about dog whistles and take that info seriously. It shouldn’t be up to affected groups to educate you while actively being triggered and traumatized.

It’s not fun to constantly worry if your friends secretly hate you or if they are sliding into antisemitic spaces or are ok with genocide as long is against the right group of people.

You aren’t free of antisemitism or Islamophobia just because you don’t sit around thinking, “I hate Jews/Muslims/Arabs.” This shit is structural. I don’t care how many Jews or Muslims or Arabs you know. If you haven’t actively deconstructed your own bias against these groups, you’re probably still hateful whether you realize it or not.

#not sorry #I dare a goy to reblog this challenge #antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #islamophobia #most of your Jewish friends probably think you’re one bad conversation away from cheering for our deaths #I’m not Muslim or Arab #but I wouldn’t be shocked id they feel the same way #goys do the work challenge

[lazylittledragon]

I am on my KNEES

I am BEGGING

ASTARION HOLDING BAYBEE FOR FIRST TIME

PleaSE

local vampire discovers emotions he didn’t think he was capable of feeling

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #dadstarion #is also in such shock that he forgets he’s supposed to be bitchy #he probably didn’t stop making that face for hours #also dorian the designated ray of sunshine who bounces back 0.5 seconds after having a baby #rangers are built different

[time-slink]

THEYRE BRINGING PEOPLE IN TO PLAY DECKED OUT THIS SATURDAY????? HOLYYYY SHIT

#shush slinky #was playing salmon run n listening to the stream and i stood still for a sec in shock #cant wait to see skizz(probably) stumble thru the dungeon

[marshymarshios]

karkat art dedicated to that one person i randomly met at a store who was decked out in every piece of homestuck merchandise possible while i was celebrating my friend's birthday

#homestuck #homestuck art #karkat vantas #hs karkat #homestuck karkat #art #hs troll #i was literally shitting myself i was so shocked #they were super nice tho :) #they are probably reading this hi #i like your homestuck pinbags #that literally made my week because i was sick before that #ALSO SEEING MY ART SAVED ON SOMEONES PHONE IS LITERALLY AN EXPERIENCE I DIDNT THINK I WOULD HAVE???? #so awesome

[hrokkall]

I'm talking to a machine

#ID in alt #Electric Dreams 1984 #Electric Dreams #I was cleaning out my screenshots folder and found a still from the movie so. Screencap redraw/color study. #I watched this movie years ago I was shocked to learn there's a huge fanbase for it on tumblr #Don't follow for Electric Dreams though this is probably the first/only time I will draw something related to it unless I get a wild hare #I might make this a regular thing actually. Just draw random shit once or twice a month on Fridays. Fun stuff #Anyway hello to the computerkisser community. Sorry for not drawing your guy in 4k like he deserves #Hrokkall art #1k

[webbelzebub]

this is their dynamic to me

#npmd #hatchetfield #grace chasity #max jagerman #jagertitty #holy ghost #yeah. #my art #it is shocking how much better this looks than the comic i posted like. 2 weeks ago #max should probably have a more assholish expression but im following the meme format not the actual characterization of these ppl #i think this is cannibal grace trutherism

[colbycheeseslice]

Felt like being silly today and drew a meme

#dc #dc comics #dc comics fanart #tim drake #tim drake fanart #red robin #dc red robin #shitpost #high effort shitpost #I would be shocked if this has not been done yet #it probably has #meme #I thought this was funny tho #also I know that dick is Batman in RR but I’m better at drawing Nightwing

[kthulhu42]

"B*tch and C*nt aren't misogynistic slurs, everybody uses them all the time!"

Okay hear me out: misogyny is also everywhere, all the time

#Also it may shock you but only a few decades ago white people used the N word *all the time* too and that CHANGED #radblr #radical feminism #feminism #sexism #Misogyny #I beg you to think about what the phrase “serving c*nt” means #Also the Aussies saying “we use c*nt all the time” really I've never heard it in a board meeting or at work #Probably because YOU KNOW ITS INAPPROPRIATE

[pancreasman]

I am so very tired

#has this been done before? probably #amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sth shitpost #he was so shocked he addressed her by name

[nelkcats]

The Return of the Speedster

Years had passed since Wally's death. Years since the Young Justice team had split up because of it, none of them could move on, as much as they liked to pretend about it, Nightwing was the one who had taken it the worst.

While the years passed on the hero's dimension, Danny was exploring Clockwork's haunt in the Infinite Realms, something that took him a long time as his mentor was hard to convince; while he was at it he found something strange. Clocky had told him it was the "Speedforce" although the halfa had no idea what that meant. He frowned wanting to explore it but his mentor stopped him every time, telling him it wasn't safe.

Unfortunately that wasn't enough to stop the teenager, who slipped into the crack in time. Danny was quite lucky, as the watch that had merged with him long ago from the "Dark Dan" incident had left him somewhat immune to the effects the site had, not that he knew it.

When he stepped inside, all he saw was an incomprehensible place. Since he wasn't seeing something interesting he was about to leave when he noticed a boy in a weird suit running. He raised an eyebrow in confusion, didn't Clocky tell him the place was off limits?

The boy noticed him too and explained in panic that the place was dangerous and could kill him. To which Danny rolled his eyes.

"I don't think you can kill something dead" he scoffed showing his ghostly tail. The boy didn't take that revelation very well, as he started muttering about being dead and in the afterlife. Danny, seeing that the boy had gotten distracted and stopped running, pulled him out of the place and guided him towards Clockwork's haunt. He had to ask his mentor about the weird kid and the best way was well, kidnap him from the strange place.

Both ghosts watched the speedster (Wally?) continue to mumble about having passed into the afterlife while having an existential crisis on the couch. Danny was tempted to tell him he was alive and everything was a misunderstanding but he had to get information first. And maybe get him back home if it was all a mistake.

#dpxdc #Danny found Wally #Clockwork's haunt was connected with the Speedforce for a while #Danny was curious and entered #he found Wally there #Wally has been running all those years trapped #the time hasn't passed for him since he entered #he took Danny's appearance as a confirmation that he was dead #he was not #dp x dc #dc x dp #Clockwork scolded Danny for exploring the Speedforce #until he noticed the ginger #Wally will probably stay with them until they find his home dimension #Danny will teach Wally about Infinite Realms #Clockwork wonders if he have two sons now #Young Justice is going to be shocked to see their supposedly deceased member with a new younger brother #appearing out of nowhere and saying hi

[cupcakeslushie]

Hi! If you don't mind me asking; I saw the post on what Venus would have looked like if she had been raised by Splinter, but what would have happened had Splinter been able to escape with Donnie from Draxum's lab? And what would've happened when they were ambushed by the foot, would he have been able to stay with Raph and Splinter, escape with Mikey and end up at the nexus hotel with big mama, or would he have been taken with Leo and both be raised in the foot clan? I'm sorry if I'm thinking too much into this, or I'm rambling. Anyhow, have a great day (or night)!

Okay I’m gonna try to not to go too crazy with this lol

Donnie with Raph and Splinter would be closest to canon, but he’s got so much evil little brother energy, it’s insane 🤣

Donnie with Big Mama…hmmm so there’s already, let’s call it “prim and proper” Donnie in TLP and Gemini, so let’s go in another direction. Maybe Big Mama only takes a liking to Mikey, so she splits them up as soon as she realizes she can get Donnie to create tech for her. Donnie lives his life in her research and development program and eventually outclasses all the older scientists to become the head engineer/doctor (that one’s under much protest and he’s often forced to experiment on the corpses of previous champions). Mikey gets rescued but has no idea what happened to Donnie. Donnie is 17 when the brothers finally find him, and he’s pretty jaded.

Donnie in the Foot becomes Kitsune’s apprentice and his ninpo is second only to Mikey. Him and Leo aren’t super close thanks to Saki keeping them distant by design.

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt #rottmnt separated au #rise of the tmnt #rise donnie #rise raph #separated au #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #ew au #empyrian weeping au #ew AU what if #ask slushie #big mama scientist Donnie is my favorite which is probably no shock to anyone #he’s so unhealthy #that boy is surviving on Mountain Dew. spite. and nicotine

[hypewinter]

Danny raises Superman au

So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.

So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.

Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).

Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #a ghost raising an alien? #what could go wrong? #clark might have a slightly warped perception of what humans are capable of #that's what could go wrong #he's in for quite the shock once he gets to metropolis #what do you mean ordinary humans can't lift tractors? #at least danny taught him how to control his strength early on #danny also taught him and there was to know about kryptonian culture #probably even cooked some kryptonian dishes from time to time #the perks of being the king of the infinite realms i suppose #clark probably knows more about krypton than kara herself #rip to her i guess #also because he has a clone for an aunt he takes to kon instantly #this is my last little side ramble and then i'm done but for all the people hating on clark no one seems to hate on kara #despite the fact that she tried to kill kon twice #purely because she thought clones were abominations #i personally feel like an interal rift in the family would be much juicer but oh well #i might be the chance i want to see about that soon #anyways i'll keep my promise and stop rambling in the tags now #hyper prompts

[aithusarosekiller]

Everyone's always saying the 'Sirius would choose to save James over Reg' thing but I wanna talk about the way Regulus would choose Sirius over ANYONE, regardless of how much he loves James

Like no matter the situation he's going to pick Sirius. He tells himself he wouldn't but they both know he would and do does James.

James would fully support this decision btw

#tbf he'd probably choose himself if put in a room and told one of them had to die #but if it was between saving Sirius and James in that split second he's rushing to grab Sirius #james wouldn't even blame him #Sirius would be mad at him but also shocked at the confirmation that he actually cares #jegulus #starchaser #the black brothers #black brothers #sirius black #regulus black #james potter #dw James I'd choose you /j (I'd save all of them actually)

[sysig]

Good skeles, like you lots (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Sans #Papyrus #Gaster #Finally a set mostly featuring the brothers! Yay! #I love their dynamic so muuuuch and they're both so cuuuuuute ahhhhhhh <3 <3 #I made that first one based on some half-remembered doodles from my Very First time around drawing UT characters - going way back! #I never posted any of them - I do actually have some studies from back then from various artists including Zarla haha ♪ #And I think the original sketches for the pixel bouncies I made of them? :0 There's a lot of good stuff back there! Been a while tho lol #Really tho I've just kinda been on a big-eyes-and-swirly-cheeks kick lately haha ♪ They suit it so well! Especially Sans #Very fun to put down strong lines about ♫ #Hugging <3 Always hugging <3 <3 #I'm really pleased with their hands there actually haha - Papyrus pulling Sans in and Sans' hand on his ribs not pushing just a little space #They're so cute <3 Even some of my first doodles of them were them giving little donk-pecks on their cheek or forehead #Y'know - since they don't have lips lol #Also probably not a shock but I've pulled out my own colour cube(s) to play with out of inspiration lol #I am So out of practice lol #Sleeping on each other - it is The Classic! I love Papyrus' little paw thing with his plated hand while he sleeps haha #I personally really like the inverted Soul look on Monsters but in Handplates they're right side up! What do! #There must be a happy medium to strike somewhere hmmm #Just put them sideways and upset Everyone lol #A silly little set with Gaster of the two ''flying'' - does that activity actually have a name? :0 I don't know it #Gaster is not about to have them playing anything that could end up with 1-s falling though - not that he'll listen lol #''Because I told you to!'' Lol #And finally trying on clothes in their house! Papyrus is getting weird vibes off this shirt with how it ties in the back and hangs loosely #I'm pretty sure? I've been drawing him with his scar but it can hard to tell even looking at it myself lol #I'm not exactly careful with the delineation of his neck bones so the line can get lost #Needs a shirt that will compliment a scarf or a cape for sure