#pretty tzu

[myouiminart]

tzuyu/∞

#tzuyu fav #pretty tzu #tzuyu #twice #chou tzuyu #zhou tzuyu #twice tzuyu #쯔위 #周子瑜 #cty #thinkaboutzu

[allfortzu]

tzuyu in the red outfit last night 🫣🫣🫣

I KNOW OML,, please reject me so I can move on.......

#she looked so pretty!!! #also a bit unrelated but i loveee thr mlsr choreo its so mesmerising and smooth 🫂 and tzu does it so well 🫂🫂 #asks #9tzuyu #i loved all their red outfits!!!! red is my fav colour so rlly they did it for me 🫂

[hag-o-hags]

hold the fuckin phone here lads

i had a consult with rheumatology/immunology re: long tall short fat covid, and i went to a PA who was .... let's call it distracted? by the fact that I have prediabetes markers

which, frankly, duh, my mom's entire family are diabetic or prediabetic, my father's (v small) family was Skinny Diabetics -- my genes mean it's a matter of if not when (ETA: "not if BUT when" and/or "when not if". cripes. it took three goes to get this right. see below re: 65% rate of braining good.)

(and like sidebar if everyone in my family got breast cancer nobody would be sitting there like ooooooohhh make sure you're getting enough CARDIO whilst RECOVERING FROM A LIFE ALTERING FATIGUE DISORDER)

anyway there were a couple ..... blood orange flags? things that I wouldn't appreciate from my PCP, but from a specialist? sure whatever, maybe you have really solid evidence that this particular supplement is worth a try. I was coping with Robitussin for a while there.

but!!!!!!

she also gave me some studies to look through, which, hah, thank you, my brain works 65% of the time, but hey, sure, the musculoskeletal effects of diabetes mellitus might be helpful.

Bitch it's chiropractic!!!!!

the principle author is from the TEXAS CHIROPRACTIC COLLEGE

it's published by the JOURNAL OF THE CANADIAN CHIROPRACTIC ASSOCIATION

putting aside the teeny tiny minor issue that I do not at present actually have diabetes mellitus whY are you giving me chiropractic advice

when I took some of what she said back to my pcp (who remains, as ever, the fucking best), she was like "Um. No. No that doesn't track." At the time I was willing to accept that okay, we've taken a rheum/immun tactic off our list, we can go back to Neuro. But now I'm sort of thinking that hi. Hello. Maybe we really didn't spend enough time on the Immediate Family History of Bonkers Rheumatological Issues.

I'm tired. And my hands won't stop being tingly.

#neuro follow up last week was annoying in that I sat in the exam room for 45 minutes reading about shih tzus #and he came in and pretty much went .......... yep. keep going. #I counted and admittedly I take smaller sizes of pills for Not Taking Horse Pill reasons #but I take at least 17 pills a day #More on bad days! #anyway #long tall short fat covid

[venacoeurva]

Well there was a random puppy in the grocery store that I got to pet and we got a pumpkin roll so good day so far

#vena vents #I don't think they care about pets there as long as they're clean in your cart and not bothering people #not art #lil black and white shih tzu mix who was SO quietly excited to smell me though #also got a very pretty shade of green glass mug #aesthetic coffee time yesss

[ringneckedpheasant]

i’ll say it, i’m a tiny dog lover. min pins. chihuahuas. rat terriers. they are all my friends and brothers

#marc.txt #i am however a ‘tiny dogs with long hair and smushed faces’ hater #just remembered the time my grandma had me take her shih tzu on a walk and i was like. idk maybe 8. i was not a large child. #anyway. dog had one of those very long retractable leads and i didn’t know how to lock it #it ran under the fence at my parents’ house and pulled me along with it until I had to let go of the leash in order to get over the fence #this stupid little dog decided to run at one of the horses and freaked it out #and it managed to get the leash tangled around the horse’s leg #and it just got dragged around the pasture for A While before i was able to get to it #it had what was functionally like. carpet burn. but it was otherwise fine #the thing that is standing out to me most in this though is that like. #i remember being laughed at when i brought the dog up to the house? and being told they could see me running around trying to catch the dog #which was i guess better than getting in trouble #but i had very much been expecting to get in trouble and i had been very scared for the dog #and im pretty sure i’d been screaming for help???? #anyway in retrospect i feel like i was getting laughed at for being emotional #because Nobody Cared About The Dog Being Hurt besides me #i don’t know if this makes sense im very high and it took 12 minutes to type out

[stormbcrn]

hi y'all <3 i wanted to pop on here and say i've been wrapping up my semester, applying / interviewing for jobs, and now i'm about to go out of town for the holidays. long story short, i'm alive! i just haven't had a lot of motivation to be here to get drafts done

#♕ * ooc. / mother of shih tzus! #i may drop threads in the new year to help me get back #and i may be more selective about starting new things just because my time is so limited #i'm also going to work on my dissertation pretty heavily over winter break.... #and into next semester #so i'm not sure how this will all affect my muse #thank you to all my mutuals new and old for sticking with me <3

[yoohyeon]

I haven’t showed you the baby when he got shaved he’s so cute 🥹

#I love him better with long hair but he’s still pretty 🥰 #he dosen’t look like a shih tzu anymore or even the same dog when he’s shave it’s crazy fksbdjjd #I can’t believe he’s going to be 14 this week look at him he’s a baby 😭 #ok to reblog (prefer if we are mutuals) #puppy🐶 #alex.txt

[sk3l3t0n444]

i think i could really benefit from a service dog but my other dogs would get jealous that i take one dog everywhere and not them lmao

#i really think if i at least got an esa i could go out into the world and exist fairly well #and i would even train them myself #and since im getting a new dog this saturday i can work on training with her that will help me out! even if she isnt an esa #i think id like to teach her how to ground me #cuz shes a shih tzu and she can sit on my lap :) #im so excited about my new doggie #even if i dont train her at all #shes going to make me so happy #shes a little tripawd shih tzu <3 her name is stella but her foster mom calls her bunny but im gonna name her lefty! #cuz shes missing her right front leg #and yes shes being named lefty as a slight fnaf reference #anyeays im going to pick her up on saturday <3 #maybe ill show you guys the picture on her profile #or the ones i saw when i stalked her foster moms facebook #im not that creepy i promise #thats kinda a lie #i am pretty weird and creepy #but thats not the point #shes just so damn cute and im so excited #ive already picked out some stuff for her on amazon and were honna stop at the pet store on our way back with her #im getting her a special harness so it works better for her since shes missing a leg #EEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SO EXCITED #ive gotten all sorts of stuff for her to help her get around and enjoy life like any other dog #im gonna get her the cutest sweaters and then modify them to fit her better #i wanna learn to crochet too #this dog is the best thing ever #i cant wait eeeeee im getting her on saturday <33333 #how do i pass the timeeeeeeee??? #i cant even wait i am so damn excited

[myouiminart]

tzuyu/∞

#pretty tzu #tzuyu #twice #twice tzuyu #chou tzuyu #zhou tzuyu #쯔위 #周子瑜 #twice selca #tzuyu selca #thinkaboutzu #cty #tzuyu fav #tzuyu girlfriend material

[hearts401]

Elizabeth and Michael fighting but its like that one scene in wolf children where yuki and ame fight.

#like FIGHT fight #where they turn into wolves and attack each other #but obv liz n mike dont turn into wolves its just #the energy that im referencing #yk? the aggression #i think theyd fight a lot and itd get physical pretty quickly #esp when liz gets bigger #also fun fact i cried at that part of the movie #like full on sobbing #it fucked me up #tzu rambles #headcanons

[ningvory]

Can I request g!psubbyidol!Tzuyu x fan reader?

first twice request!! <33

parings: subby!g!p!tzu x dom!fan!reader

synopsis: tzu gets so hard from checking you out, she asks you to fuck her!! <33

warnings: recording, degrading kink, riding, creampie, cum eating, readers younger than tzu, dick sucking, tzu’s a bit of a perv, mean reader!!

you two would meet at one of their fan signs in la. you were so excited that you get to talk to the members up close especially your bias, tzuyu!! tzu was at the end so she was the last one you’ll see, you could barely contain your excitement when it was finally your turn to talk to her!

she thought you were so adorable and pretty, she could barely focus on your words because she was busy looking at your plump lips!! she would hand you your album when she was done signing it, also secretly putting her phone number there as well! hoping you two could meet later! <33

tzu would invite you to the hotel room she was staying in. she was so surprised by your outfit it caused her dick to harden in her panties! you’re wearing a tight spaghetti strap crop top that revealed your plush tits along with a short skirt that showed your ass when you would bend down.

poor tzu!! she was so lost in thought of you fucking her dumb and her eating you out, the tent grew so hard in her pants she couldn’t take it anymore!! :((

“i’m sorry- im really sorry! you look so pretty i couldn’t help it!! can you fuck me please?” she would beg you, placing your hand on her boner making gasp of how hard she was!

“aww unnie~ have you gotten hard? you could’ve asked me to help you!!” you teased, removing your hand to sit on her boner making her squeal out and buck up into you!

she would be so cute!! shyly asking you to record so she can jerk off to it later when she was horny, and of course you agreed! you positioned her phone to where the video could capture the two of you. you took off her pants and boxers and pushing your skirt and panties down so the video got a nice view of your cunt!

“you’re such a perv, unnie! do you do this with your other fans as well? beg them to fuck you after you made yourself hard by checking them out?” you giggled, riding on her cock so fast making her loose her breath and arch her back, your tight cunt was just squeezing her so well!! :((

tzu would cum so much! balls so heavy she repeatedly shot her load up into your cunt making it spill out of you and on her cock! ♡

you would make tzu record you sucking her off!! you had to hold her legs apart because she kept trying to close them :(( her hands were so shaky trying to record you sucking her off!! you would look into her eyes with doe eyes, making her cum even faster!!

she shot her load into your mouth and you raised up to kiss her, pushing all of her creamy cum into her mouth and making her swallow it!! it’s safe to say that whenever she would come to la, she would definitely invite you to her hotel room again so you two can fuck!! <33

#ningvory #kpop smut #twice smut #tzuyu #tzuyu smut #twice tzuyu #twice x fem reader #g!p #tzuyu x reader #wlw smut #♡.nabi’s asks #♡.nabi’s anons #♡.tzuyu

[homunculus-argument]

Philosophers, ranked by how down I would be to physically fight them:

Diogenes - absolutely fucking no. First of all he's filthy, second of all he won't just fight dirty, he bites.

Plato - would crack my skull like an eggshell, but at least respects the whole "no biting or eye gouging" -rule

Sun Tzu - not only would he deck me, but would roast me for lack of forethought and proper plan while doing so

Epictitus - I wouldn't beat a man with a cane, but I also won't risk that the man would beat me with a cane

Nietzsche - no idea what I'd have to do to piss him off enough to physically fight me, but pretty sure he'd kill me with his bare hands

Thomas Aquinas - would throw the first punch for the offense of me listing him as a philosopher

Marcus Aurelius - I have no personal beef with him, but if I had to, at least I could trust that he'd fight fair

René Descartes - first one I'm confident about winning. One of us has survived more than a year of waking up at 5 AM in the heart of Nordic winters and it wasn't him

Confucius - fuck this guy and his filial piety, my father was not a man worth respecting and neither is anyone saying so

John Calvin - square up, thot

[yok00k]

seasons: pink

seasons_m.list

pairing: p.sunghoon x acubi!oc

genre: fluff, drabble

summary: shopping w/ sunghoon

warning: too sweet!

word count: 919

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“Earth to sunghoon??” you say, waving your hand in front of your boyfriend’s face, who’s been zooming out for a while. he’s all dressed up and ready to go since ages ago. meanwhile, you take at least two hours to get ready and have more than five steps of skincare routine plus some makeup. he did everything that he could possibly do to not get bored while waiting for you.

walk back and forth from the living room to your bedroom more than 50 times? check. water the plant sitting on the most random spots of your apartment? check. pet and play with coco, your tiny shih tzu dog? check. yet he’s still ended up sitting up at the edge of your bed, staring at the air.

you further try to get his attention by planting a few kisses on his left cheek, which leaves an easily noticeable lip tint stain on his smooth skin. resulting in your sudden action, he moves from his frozen state.

sunghoon blinks twice, bringing himself out from detaching himself to reality. “you ready?” he asks, clearing his voice while examining your cute all-white outfit, which matches his all-black casual attire. he also notices the makeup you put on today, a simple ‘igari’ style makeup that highlights lots of rose pink blush on your soft cheeks.

cute, totally his type

“yes! thanks for waiting for me” you respond with full energy. of course he’ll wait for you. no matter how long he has to wait for. it’s not like he could just leave you and execute today's plan all by himself. he wouldn’t leave you alone. even if he has an option to. in addition to that, he loves spending a solid quality time with you.

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since warm weather is slowly approaching , the today’s plan is to shop around for summer clothes. you two have been planning on going to one of the few nicest outdoor outlets around. the only downside is it’s a couple of hours drive. but they have everything you could possibly look for: cute stores, high quality clothing stores, nice bakeries and bubble tea shops, and many more. for that reason, you are willing to be in the car for two hours. this is your idea after all.

the first thing you knock out of your to-do list as you arrive you destination is to grab a refreshing bubble tea. after that, you and sunghoon began roaming around. your wrist acts to its second nature as it automatically entangled with his. sunghoon isn’t really a fan of pda, but he wouldn’t mind having his hand intertwined with yours. he actually enjoys it a lot, but he would never ever admit it or say it out loud.

today is such a bright day.

in the midst of walking in the open air mall, sunghoon confusedly turns his head when you abruptly come to a halt, followed by hearing a loud gasp from you. he’s about to ask what’s wrong but as soon as he looks at what you’re staring at, he understands right away. you lead the way quickly towards the front of the store.

“i’ll just see what they have inside real quick, I won’t take that long” you reassure him, grabbing a mini basket, just in case you end up buying something tiny. he just follows and stays right behind you like a lost puppy.

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there’s no such thing as “real quick” especially when shopping with you. and sunghoon knows that for a fact. he’s even surprised that it only took you 40 minutes to roam around that small store given the fact that you love examining every cute thing the store sells. you would ask for his opinion here and there, only for you to return the items back because you don’t really need those things. still, you’re pleased by how pretty they look. after looking at every product, you ended up only buying two things: a couple of decent size miffy night lamps. one for you and one for him.

“look, I got one for you!” you mutter, swinging the paper bag in front of him.

“for me?” he asks dumbfoundedly, he didn’t even realized that you bought two of the same item. you reply with a nod. “yup, they’re the same thing so we can match” you explain, wrapping your hands to his arm as you proceed to your next stop. before he could even react, he’s being dragged by you elsewhere.

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“this one, this one, this one..” you mumble to yourself, fully concentrating on picking oversized t-shirt that would look good on sunghoon. so far you have three different color of shirts in your hand. a sky blue, white, and light pink. he typically dislikes pink but it would look great on him.

“try these on, I will look for more” you softly instruct him as you handle the clothes.

“pink?” he utterly baffles, not liking the idea of trying on the particular shirt.

“trust me, it’ll look good on you”

sunghoon is about to disagree, but he chooses not to. he’s in love you to the point where he’s going to do whatever you ask him to do, even if it’s against his liking as such color of a damn shirt. he won’t listen to anyone. but he’s willing to listen to you.

he ended up trying it. it wasn’t as bad he thought it would be. maybe wearing pink isn’t that bad, solely because the girl he loves says so.

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a/n: i’m making a series of this couple<33

#sunghoon fic #sunghoon imagines #sunghoon x reader #sunghoon #enhypen imagines #sunghoon ff #enhypen sunghoon #kpop imagines #sunghoon fluff #sunghoon fanfic #sunghoon x you

[scientia-rex]

Okay! I'm back. I took a week off to avoid the notes that were like "telling people not to vote for a third-party candidate in the general election because one guy is objectively worse than the other is endorsing genocide" and I've blocked a few people but mostly I'm planning on just continuing to ignore them.

My favorite might be the person who said I was probably recommending Machiavelli's Art of War rather than Sun Tzu. I'm pretty sure Machiavelli didn't write anything with that title.

I also LOVE the person who was like "what a weird thing to lie about!" and I'm like buddy you have no idea. The thing I DIDN'T mention because I was pretty sure it WAS too weird--but might have convinced them, because who would come up with this--is that in addition to classical military strategists, my dad also gave me the books on business strategy (which has a huge amount of overlap, though you generally don't actually try to kill people) written by Dilbert author Scott Adams. He's turned out to be an actual nut since then, so! No wonder my dad, who is also a nut, likes him so much.

Dad always loves to say, "Praise and reward for the uninvolved!" whenever something goes wrong in someone else's project at work.

[tzuyubit]

#04

blurb

warnings: 18+, top!dom!tzuyu, vibrator use, forced orgasm :3

written at 3am and im a little sleepy…somewhat proofread, rusty writing, sorry if this is bad </3

your back arched, and you couldn’t stop the desperate moan from leaving your mouth.

“you’re being such a doll for me, sweetheart. you’re so good.” tzuyu cooed in your ear, softly brushing her finger against your cheek.

she really admired you; how vulnerable you were, how well you took her, and your willingness to let her have complete control — something you knew she needed.

but now, tzuyu decided she wants to have a little more fun.

“think you can handle it?” you nod hesitantly, eyeing the black toy in her hand. she licks her lips, leaning down for a kiss as the tips of her hair tickle your chest.

your breath hitched.

“so sensitive.” tzuyu observed, watching as goosebumps light up your skin.

without warning, your body jerks when you felt the round tip of the toy against shoved against your front.

she giggled half heartedly, smearing around your slick before clicking the button. you strain against the silk around your wrists, already frustrated.

“there’s no use fighting it, baby.” she teased, circling the toy against your folds. “all tied up and spread. there’s nothing you can do about it.”

you whined, bucking your hips upwards. “ah-please…”

but tzuyu slapped your thigh harshly, pushing the vibrator the slightest bit deeper against you. not quite inside, but enough to force more pressure on your clit.

the buzzing only quickened from there. each minute that passed caused your pussy to flush a deeper shade of red.

“how pretty,” she thought to herself. the sight of you like this was quickly becoming her favorite.

“your pussy’s like a fucking magnet.” tzuyu growled, pressing again. “where i go, it goes.”

she proved this by beginning to raise the vibrator higher in the air – and sure enough your lower body followed up, then down again, not once leaving the bulb of the toy.

“greedy little thing,” she mocked.

you really couldn’t handle it.

“please tzuyu, i can’t take it much longer” you begged, eyes struggling to stay open.

“so you lied to me?”

“no-”

she glared at you. “i asked if you could handle it, now fucking take it.”

tzuyu’s pattern of circling your clit emerged a choked sob from your mouth. an intense warmth floods your body as the vibrations spread about your pussy.

“‘m close tzu-“ she cut you off by bringing the vibrator to its highest setting. your eyes rolled back, mouth hung open, moans pouring out while your body shook uncontrollably.

“fuck, tzuyu- oh god.”

“just like that,” tzuyu praised. “there you go, good girl.”

your eyes fluttered open and you tried to calm yourself. you were met with her lips, kissing you again and again and again.

you were a breathless, panting mess, and yet tzuyu couldn’t help but believe this was when you were most attractive.

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#xi writes #actually i hate this #omg #twice x reader #twice smut #tzuyu x reader #tzuyu smut #twice imagine #tzuyu imagine #chou tzuyu

[audreyscribes]

Ω PJO DEMIGOD HEADCANONS:

⚔ ARES: God of War and Violence 🐗

author's note: I had a sudden idea about writing some headcanons Camp Halfblood demigods being claimed and what it's like for each respective god and cabin, followed by a small blurb afterwards. Thank you for reading and please like and reblog! The order is not in order of the cabin numbers. [PJO DEMIGOD HEADCANONS MASTERLIST]

When you get claimed, it’s either during or after a victorious battle. If it’s during a battle, like Capture the Flag, it’s when your blood is pumping and you’re on adrenaline high. You could be losing or winning, but you hit that point of state where you’re just so in the zone before you realize you’re covered in red. You decimate the other team, striking fear in their hearts as they see you running over their teammates, your weapon swinging like it’s your own limb. Everyone looks above your head as they see the floating red boar above your head and then you hear a roar of cheer from your now half–siblings. They let out whoops, howls, and cheers, slapping you on the back and some wrestling you if you’re still battle high, before they lift you up and carry you around. 

When you’re shown the cabin, you’re immediately nerved by the boar head posted above the door, its eyes following you…but you can’t focus on that because you’re immediately told and made to remember where the live mines are around the entrance. They didn’t clarify if they were actual mines or alternative mines…they said it was classified information and you didn’t have the clearance level yet. Either which you didn’t want to find out the hard way.

If the Hephaestus cabin is the forge, you bet you can imagine that the Ares cabin is their armoury. It's not on the scale as theirs, but its pretty close. Weapons galore. It's a weapon maniacs dream. You have equipment here to upkeep and maintain weapons and if you pick out a weapon that you're not sure how to maintain? You have siblings jumping up the chance to show you. 

You wanna try and wield different weapons? Go on ahead! Every Ares’ member has their own mini armoury and collection of weapons. 

Y'know how siblings like to push each other and get into play fights? Yeah, the Ares cabin is like that constantly. It goes from rough housing to actual sparring. If you're not a big fan of participating in it, you're going to learn how to redirect people's movements. Don't worry about it getting the heat off you, as long its not entirely personal, you have another Ares’ sibling ready to switch with you. 

You also begin to take on bets because with the amount of rough-housing and sparring, it's just too good of an opportunity. The currency ranges from actual dollars, drachmas, candy bars, or what have you. All currency is accepted.  

People often like talking with their fists, but it's mostly getting rid of the pent up emotions when you guys do some talk to talk. Got to be fair you know.

If you're not particularly looking for a fight, don't worry about it. While it is true, you're a war god child, you're also good at de-escalating. After all, there's a reason in the book, "The Art of War", Sun Tzu says "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting".

Blood was roaring in your ears with eyes red as you gripped your weapon high. Your veins were pumping with adrenaline, almost making you shake but you never felt more alive. You had just won and you thrust up your weapon high in the air, and let out a yell. Immediately, a cacophony of cheers and yells joined you, sending another spike of adrenaline and you faintly saw the claim of Ares above your head. People swarmed you and in the zone, you attacked them which they gleefully returned back the favour. Then they lifted you up in the air, cheering that about another child of Ares as you were carried back to the Ares cabin where your siblings plopped you in front of it, and Clarisse at the head. 

She grinned at you, her figure imposing but you kept your chin high. 

“Not bad, but expected as a child of Ares. Don’t let it get to your head because there’s plenty coming” she said. 

“Bring it on” you fired back with a grin as she gave a smirk. 

“I’m Clarisse Rue, cabin leader of Cabin 5. Welcome to the Ares cabin.” 

#pjo fanfic #pjo imagine #percy jackson and the olympians imagines #pjo #pjo imagines #pjo x reader #pjo series #demigod imagines #demigod #demigod h/cs #demigod headcanons #demigod reader #child of ares #Ares #children of Ares #clarisse la rue #clarisse la rue imagine #pjo reader insert #cabin 5 #ares cabin #pjo headcanon #percy jackson and the olympians imagine #percy jackon and the olympians