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amistakeofnature · 2 years

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When Severus Snape became a Hogwarts Professor and realised he can't swear in front of his students or colleagues, he started using Potion ingredients as insults and it completely goes over everyone's head.

*student completely messes a Potion up*

Snape: *rolls eyes* Boomslang

*student blows up a cauldron*

Snape: You complete and utter Dundruff-

*Dumbledore is at it again*

Snape: That Frogging Hellebore!

Sprout: Oh? Do you need some Hellebore, Severus?

Snape:...

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Student A: Why is Snape always citing Potion ingredients?

Student B: Absolutely no idea.

Student C: Maybe he thinks the recipes for his next classes.

Dumbledore: Have you noticed something wrong with Severus?

McGonagall: What do you mean, Albus?

Dumbledore: He has started mentioning Potion ingredients out of the blue

McGonagall: You're... actually right.

Sprout: Maybe he's stressed? He takes on a lot of work...

Filius: *tries to hide his amusement because he has figured it out*

#snape #severus snape #professor snape #severus #potions #potion ingredients #censored swearing #minerva mcgonagall #professor mcgonagall #albus dumbledore #professor sprout #professor flitwick #severus is creative af #students and staff are bamboozled #filius knows

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robenwand · 2 years

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Potions Master

#my art #severus snape #harry potter #pro snape #potions master #reagents #potion ingredients #fanart #midjourney ai #ai generated art #coat's art

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rain-dreams-and-wishes · 2 months

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#harry potter magic awakened #screenshots #magic awakened #hp magic awakened #harry potter #hp potion ingredients #potion ingredients #grimore page #grimore #grimoire page #grimoire #potions #potion

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duckduckgrem · 1 year

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fairy flower bulb from Potionomics

#potionomics #fanart #potionomics fanart #art #pixel art #digital art #artists on tumblr #plant #flower #flower bulb #potions #potion ingredients #video games #indie games

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marshfeldman31 · 4 months

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A Goblin Tea Party

Scene: A Dimly Lit Glade in a Dense, Overgrown Forest

(Four goblins are seated around a rickety table adorned with mismatched tea cups and a teapot that's seen better days. The air is filled with the scent of over-steeped tea and mild trepidation.)

Gobnob: (Pouring tea, which looks suspiciously like mud) Now, remember, pinky out. That's how the fancy folk do it.

Snizzle: (Eyeing her cup suspiciously) I heard the fancy folk also drink tea that doesn't look like swamp water.

Grubwort: (Sniffing the air) Is it supposed to smell like a troll's laundry basket?

Muddles: Peace, friends! It's about ambiance, not aroma. Imagine, we are sophisticated beings partaking in high society's rituals!

Gobnob: (Grinning) Right, sophisticated! That's why I wore my best hat. (Points to a hat that appears to be made from an old boot.)

Snizzle: Sophisticated? I still have mud under my nails from yesterday's grub-digging fiesta.

Grubwort: (Takes a sip and grimaces) This tea tastes like it's been steeped in the tears of a disgruntled pixie.

Muddles: A touch of imagination, Grubwort. Imagine it's... an exotic blend from the far-off lands of... um, somewhere far-off.

Gobnob: Speaking of far-off, did anyone remember to invite the hobgoblin from the eastern marshes?

Snizzle: I thought you were going to do that!

Muddles: (Sighs) It appears our grand tea party is just us... again.

Grubwort: (Smiling) Well, at least we've got the best company. Who needs hobgoblins when you've got tea that could double as potion ingredients?

Gobnob: To us, the finest goblins in these woods!

(They all raise their cups, clinking them together, a chorus of laughter mingling with the clatter of teacups in the dim forest glade.)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself.#though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad.#Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen.#crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all).#Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found.#He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions.#This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone.#lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock.#he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings.#Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there.#Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies.#Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

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babyblueetbaemonster · 17 days

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Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

#tes #oblivion #hero of kvatch #baurus #tes oc #oc: acelta #oblivion alchemy could be full of flavor and nonsense #i don't have any mushroom recipe bc i'm not sure about the flavors #but it's cool to know most shroom in oblivion is safe to eat (the first alchemy effect is restore stuff #i love how the 3rd era folks incorporated food in their potions #but my recipes are not perfect for i lack some good ingredients like salt and pepper and butter and cream and broth and vanilla extract...#can i season it afterwards? just a pinch of salt? or sugar? or sauce?#can i put two different flavor of potions in a shaker and make two balanced flavor potions? like drink them in one go?#most potions are made by distillation methods (with alembic and retort) so the flavor probably is subtle #i watch some show with bartender use this rotary evaporator to distill drink ingredients #and the final product is clear liquid with a hint of it's original flavor #so maybe that's what oblivion potion is like. some flavored water #wait... is- is potion like some kind of wired flavor soda?#as a alchemy 100 mad lad i can make potion from a single ingredient so i can literately make a ham water of restore fatigue

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good-or-bad-luck · 9 months

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every single hug in potionomics. for your consideration

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whoopseydaisy · 4 months

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An addition to the cocktail chapter of the @worldsbeyondpod Unofficial Cookbook:

Honey With A Note Of Song

an absinthe wash (the green fairy, for your roots)

2 oz. rye (your liquor of choice, strong and spicy)

1/4 oz. pine and rosemary honey syrup (you cannot go home again)

1 barspoon of saline solution (for your first divine smite, where you found your breath once more)

1-2 dashes of peychauds bitters (because this is a play on a sazerac)

a grapefruit twist (a touch of the bitterness age has brought you)

serve in a glass reminiscent of a chalice

#worlds beyond number #wbn unofficial cookbook #Eursulon #the wizard the witch and the wild one #for absinthe wash: swirl a small amount of absinthe around the sides of your glass #for honey syrup: 2:1 honey to water ratio #i used pine in the common sense foraging various evergreen needles including pine fir and cedar (and rosemary)#for saline solution: 20g of salt dissolved in 80g of hot water #when foraging for needles make sure u know what ur grabbing and be wary of yew especially #in the words of Alexsis Nicole happy snacking don’t die!!!#cw alcohol #your honey is quiet (non-alc drink with honey syrup) and Ame cocktail coming soon #no idea what to make for a Suvi cocktail i’m so sorry Aabria #Ame cocktail will be slightly impossible to replicate bc it uses local ingredients but that’s the point u will have to brew ur own potion #if u make this ur not legally obligated to tell me about it in the tags or comments but it would make me really happy if u did!!!!!#update after staging the Ame cocktail with a little extra ✨✨ i wish i put more ✨✨ into staging this one as well #put my thing of bark behind it #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ o well

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guinevereslancelot · 2 months

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#court wizard physician core sorry 😂#medieval elixir of life is sooo funny #the king pays some funny little dude who has repeatedly failed to master alchemy to make a potion to make him immortal #its full of the most shiny and expensive ingredients imaginable #the king drinks it dies of heavy metal poisoning #they genuinely believed eating gold was good for you bc it made your hair shiny and mercury was good bc it brought color to the face #(face was pale from the lead poisoning)#lmao #tumblr polls

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robenwand · 2 years

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Gathering ingredients

fanart made using Midjourney AI

#my art #midjourney ai #ai generated art #severus snape #pro snape #harry potter #fanart #forbidden forest #potion ingredients #potions master

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rain-dreams-and-wishes · 2 months

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#harry potter magic awakened #screenshots #magic awakened #hp magic awakened #harry potter #grimoire #grimoire page #grimore page #grimore #hp potion ingredients #potion ingredients #potions #potion

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gay-malevolent-wizard · 10 months

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STOP. USEING. EYES OF NEWTS. YOU FUCKING FILTHY WARLOCKS WILL FACE MY WRATH A MILLION TIMES OVER. IF I CATCH ANY APPRENTICES USEING NEWT EYES INSTEAD OF SUBSTITUTING WITH SOY OF BEANS, I WILL RAIN HELL FIRE AND WIZARD PISS!!!