Escargoon isn't mentioned to have a father nor any siblings. What if his mom is a single mom? What if he doesn't have a dad at all? Snail's are hermaphrodites, and they are capable of self-fertilizing if needed. That's why they look exactly the same.
That's why Meta Knight laughed that one scene in the anime where Sword pointed out that Escargoon and his mom look exactly the same. Meta Knight knew - and it was funny to him for some reason - dirty bastard.
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I know I'm taking a swing at the hornet's nest with this one - but Astarion fans need to shut up, tbh. You're annoying little blorbo isn't that special, he's got the same shit going on as everyone else.
"b-b-but, he was abused by Cazador for 200 years and he was turned as a little baby :("
yeah? Shadowheart was kidnapped as a child and physically abused. Lae'zel was literally born into her abuse. Karlach and Gale are physically bound to their abusers. We literally watch Wyll be disfigured by his evil and extremely powerful master.
This is an ice-cold take, I know - but like, could we not condense the obnoxious simping to the most tropey character, please?
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I need to start writing things like "DON'T only sleep 5 hours in 48 hours before having to lead presentations again" down on walls bc apparently I keep forgetting to remind myself it's a horrendous idea
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Who’s to judge the right from wrong?
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"Ugh. Just listen damn madwoman. Givin' all the credit to those fuckin' voices in her head. Christ - would it kill her to give us credit for any of the things we did? Stupid humility ass bullshit -"
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ohhh my god cult leader!sugu cult leader! Sugu !!! Imagine knowing him before he did what he did. Being one of his closest friends, experiencing him back then and how soft and gentle he was. Being so angry at him and his actions after meeting him again after years because baring your teeth and kindling the flame of hatred inside of you that’s been burning and destroying — keeping you alive — for years is much easier than looking the feral mutt that is your own anger in the eye and seeing that it’s not really rage. It’s just grief. And he knows it better than anybody else, of course he does. He’s sugu!! He knows you better than you know yourself!!! Yeah no sorry I would forgive him so fast. Idgaf if he’s gonna manipulate me he’s baby girl he’s my wife he’s my innocent little bae I WILL KISS HIM ALL OVER HIS FACE HES INNOCENT YOUR HONOUR!!!!! -stsg anon :3
STSG ANON YOU’RE THE REALEST ALWAYS!!!! no because this is exactly what i had in mind….. it’s just grief and leftover love that you’re trying to turn into anger but of course he knows. he still knows you so well and it’s infuriating!!!!
i honestly just think cult leader!geto would be sooo lovesick and doting and playful like….. he’s basically just Sugu but more cruel and more silly (and the cruelty is never directed towards his loved ones!!) so i think he would be so smitten. so horrendously down bad. you could literally bite him and he’s just watching you like ^w^ HE LOVES YOUUUU suguru ”my s/o could do no wrong” is so real to me.
and stsg anon ……, u get me like no one else i would forgive him so fast it’s genuinely embarrassing. yes he’s a mass murderer no he doesn’t regret it… but he’s so silly & sweet 🥺🥺 he’s just a lil guy 🥺🥺🥺 he has so much love in his heart. higuruma himself could read his crimes out loud and i would simply defend him <333 sugu nation stays loyal
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