#I am also mad that Laezel gets no love either

[salmondot]

I know I'm taking a swing at the hornet's nest with this one - but Astarion fans need to shut up, tbh. You're annoying little blorbo isn't that special, he's got the same shit going on as everyone else. "b-b-but, he was abused by Cazador for 200 years and he was turned as a little baby :("

yeah? Shadowheart was kidnapped as a child and physically abused. Lae'zel was literally born into her abuse. Karlach and Gale are physically bound to their abusers. We literally watch Wyll be disfigured by his evil and extremely powerful master.

This is an ice-cold take, I know - but like, could we not condense the obnoxious simping to the most tropey character, please?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #YES this is about that stupid “his eyes dart around expecting threats” post #Karlach and Laezel are hardened warriors and stare dead on - Karlach especially #your annoying little leech isn't cool #I am also mad that Laezel gets no love either #there is so much potential for Laezel simping but no #the tropey vampire gets all the love #because Laezel is “just so mean :(” #more tortured angst for the woman with a burning determination and compassion that perseveres through the horrible cult she was born into #filled with dreams so much bigger than herself #but still compelled to throw it all away because IN SPITE OF IT ALL her principles best Vlaakith and her principles are KINDNESS