#post the final problem

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[hollytree33]

Finally got around to painting my Inquisitor, Shivana

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #lavellan #shivana lavellan #my art #dragon age fanart #I think I’m finally happy with my digital art making skills #I need to post literally anything other than portraits I promise I can do more #but #at least I’m posting two things in the same month that’s progress #dai #she’s such a problem I love her #hopefully tumblr didn’t just destroy this #I don’t know how to technology help #:) this is fine #she’s a knight enchanter btw #da: inquisitor #da:i

[ofbakerst]

when watson tells him he has to return to the hotel to console a dying englishwoman, & holmes knows this may be the last time they will see each other, his face softens into the slightest of wistful smiles, like he's seeing all the things he loves about watson, his kindness, bravery, loyalty, trust, and then he just turns to go! like he's already said his own secret little goodbye that watson doesn't know about & now it's time to move on to the next thing

#wrote this post in the middle of the night actually bc the thought of it was keeping me awake lol #had to persuade myself not to stay up & make the gif #whether anyone else even sees what i'm seeing idk #the final problem #gifs #said i was going to try not to get too sentimental but yk

[fearandhatred]

what hurts about angel crowley is not even just that he used to be an angel. it's the fact that in that one scene, even though it's just him and aziraphale, you can tell that he's so different from the rest of them.

aziraphale is very obviously wary, cautious and maybe even a little standoffish, and he's so concerned about breaking heaven's rules. crowley on the other hand is so innocent and excited the whole time and he's not afraid of anything, and he doesn't see the harm in being inquisitive, rightfully so.

and also, aziraphale at that point in time, and i assume all the other angels as well, are in that small little box where they think everything that they make has to have a purpose to advance heaven's plan: when crowley makes the stars aziraphale is like "okay... but what's it for though?" but why does it have to be for anything? crowley made them because he genuinely loves them, because it brings him joy, because he sees the beauty in things.

it's exactly these things that set him apart from the other angels that caused him to fall. and they're such human traits too. the curiosity, the passion, the want to create things just because they can be created. anyway that's what hurts thanks for coming

#fearandhatred #fearandmeta #don't talk to me ever again #also all my meta posts sound like i'm dunking on aziraphale so hard but i promise that is not the case #this IS a flaw of his though but that is exactly what will contribute to his character arc. #finally seeing how these harmless and maybe even desirable traits that heaven looks down on IS the problem #good omens #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #angel crowley #good omens meta

[blueish-bird]

In the narrow hours of the night I will wake to a downpour; through the window see your trashcans shining. I will swaddle myself in your warmest jacket, put on my big rain boots. I will brave this storm for you.

And when I am cold and wet and beyond porch light's reach, trashcans in tow, I will watch the world past your driveway. I will love the way dark turns form to silhouette, how the sound of my steps drown beneath the rain's big hush. I will want to leave you and your trashcans. To wander the earth as all lost things do.

#phrasing inspired by I Will by Mitski #mind adds final lines of Margaret Atwood's Speeches For Dr Frankenstein to the end ('I will not come when you call') but thats a me problem #goddamnit i was trying to write something romantic but it ended up being about religious alienation again #whatever i had a dream about a post with a premise like this so i decided to make it a reality #my poetry #trashcans #(trashcannots) #im supposed to be rushing to finish my CPR recertification rn #meposting #rain

[writer-room]

Obsessed with Lloyd never mentioning his grandfather is the First Spinjitsu Master, apparently to the point even Arin didn't seem to know, because "eh, it never came up". Cause like, yeah, sure, my grandfather is God, what of it? Normal day for me. Shit happens. My dad is also evil, you wanna talk about that? I sure don't.

It's also funny from a character arc perspective. Here's itty bitty baby first season Lloyd, loudly proclaiming he's the son of Garmadon, and probably also making sure everyone knows he's God part 3 electric boogaloo. And then one Tomorrow's Tea and a few more years later and he's doing everything physically possible to NOT care about his heritage. In fact he'd probably rather his parentage was literally anyone else. Dude could care so less he forgets about it most of the time. King behavior.

#ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #first spinjitzu master #garmadon #text post #talk #ideas #lloyd that entire time interally was probably like 'did wu get a temple--? oh wait thats granddad. sorry granddad. i guess' #he took one look at that altar and went hm. should probably fix that. mostly cause it'll fix my problem but wu didnt raise no disrespect #(except for when the disrespect is funny) what who said that #do you think he was like 'oh thank granddad finally my godly heritage isnt screwing me over' when the ghost mentioned needing a descendant #or was he like 'well. its another day of me being grandfathers favorite i guess' #do you think sora and arin felt awkward realizing they were in the temple of lloyds granddad. meanwhile lloyd did not give a flying fck #as far as hes concerned granddad can stuff it cause hes 80% all the sht that happens to him is bc God really likes him & thinks starting #problems is an appropriate way to show his love. and he doesnt think god takes constructive criticism #he sure will try tho #also yknow his closest interactions with Gods are his dad & uncle. & Wu is. like that. & also he's so sick of garmadon's bs #'my dad is literally banging some news guy i could not respect him less if i tried. his taste has only ever been mediocre. sorry mom'

[waterghostype]

was assigned to do art for school based on the color green so of course i chose the green ninja (accompanied by long xiaojiao)

#ninjago #lego ninjago #monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid #mei dragon #lmk mei #mei lmk #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #aphid artisms #aphid ninjamonkies #finally…art #this was originally smthn else entirely but i hated that ver so much that i restarted and finished it in like 1 day #im pretty proud of this though i realize that i need to do more color/lighting studies #lloyd taking a nap with his oomf #they would be totally friends like 1 day with mei and mk could fix all of lloyd’s problems #steps 1 foot inside the arcade and the light returns to his eyes #this was also heavily referenced from a pose i found online kibbitzer i think is the name #idk if im even allowed to post this but ill jjst priv it if needed #yayyyy lloyd gardon #yayyyy mei dracon #i wish i couldve also incorporated tmnt into this but i was rushing #im still super learning bt how to draw and light environments and all erps

[8ball-wizard]

my least favorite thing about literally every city council is how easily swayed they are by the main wizard council into codifying their bullshit banned spells list into local law

#wizard #acts of wizardry #wizardblr #wizardposting #wizard post #wizard posting #wizard problems #wizard propaganda #wizardblogging #wizard behavior #wizard council #wizard shit #banned spells #ketamine ape #flat stanley's final sacrifice

[lxvenderjewel]

do yall think john would wear sherlock's ear defenders after reichenbach

#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #jonklock #jonk watson #john watson #sherlock holmes #the final problem #the reichenbach fall #post reichenbach #sherlock and co angst

[serafimo]

from a wip 'a little priest' gifset... they are definitely fucking.

@theriddletrades' master.

#i was considering making this not rebloggable just so people could get a sample until i post the whole thing but #no i think this SLUTTY slutty gif deserves it's own post thank you #unsure about the coloring this may change in the final set #sweeney todd #josh groban #annaleigh ashford #mrs lovett #doe's on thanksgiving break and making it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM

[meep-meep-richie]

For the people who are saying buck will ditch tommy for eddie and tommy would not like that;

you are talking about that same tommy who said he don’t want to cause bad blood between buck and eddie…

the same tommy who said that eddie could have more then one friend…

So i think tommy will be the one encouraging buck to go the moment eddie reaches out to him…

#yeah i dont think that will cause any problem #tommy sees eddie as a friend #tommy likes buck for caring about eddie #yeah tommy is great #bucktommy #911 speculation #911 abc #911 on abc #911 spoilers #tevan #just some thoughts #911 finale #911 #911 season 7 #evan buckley #tommy kinard #eddie diaz #buck x tommy #txt post #my text

[coddda]

L Change the WorLd Novel / Death Note Anime (2006)

Bonus: L Change the WorLd illustration / Episode 26

#death note #dn #l change the world #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #yeah sorry i woke up this morning and chose violence #i feel so physically ill today so im inflicting my fandom illness on you all #but yeah doomed soulmates amirite. doomed in every universe. right. haha #i hate them i hate them so much #my last post was just me ranting about l change the world i have many thoughts /neg #thinks about how L remembers Light as a friend and still calls him a friend and keeps his broken watch when he dies #how he pays his respects to Light on his final day despite everything #vs Light destroying whatever legacy that L has left #removing all traces of his “firm achivement” taking his name seeking to destroy his succesors #augh. they suck okay #so now it's going to be your problem. l change the world readers we suffer

[jq37]

neme(sis)

Summary: The Rat Grinders actually fight the Bad Kids on the Hangman instead of just sending dragons and Adaine has to do some quick thinking.

"Adaine Abernant."

Adaine winced, clutching her head as Raulothim's Psychic Lance pierced her mind. It figured Oisin knew the spell. Raulothim was a dragon after all. She wondered if he learned it in class like her or if he'd come to school already familiar with the spell because of his dragon ancestor who was currently trying to swallow Gorgug, axe and all. She didn't wonder for too long though. There wasn't time.

"See what you can do with access to proper spell components?" Oisin called from the other side of the room, his tone mocking.

"That spell doesn't even have material components!" Adaine called back in spite of herself. Insulting her was one thing but getting basic spellcraft wrong while doing it? Unacceptable. She ignored his expression, smug from getting a rise out of her no doubt, and surveyed the battlefield. The Rat Grinders had caught them on their back foot. Things were going OK but they were playing defense. And no one was where they needed to be. Spellcasters too close to melee, fighters out of range. Only Gorgug was arguably in the right place but he was far too close to being dragon food for her liking. Fabian needed to be closer to the action, Riz needed cover, and she…

Adaine suppressed a smile, idea forming in her mind. She needed to be in punching distance.

"Scatter," she said, raising a hand. Five creatures: Gorgug, Riz, Fabian, Kristen…and Oisin.

Her party members didn't fight the spell, well used to the feeling of her magic working on them mid-battle and knowing that it never meant harm. As she moved them to more advantageous positions, she was hit with a flash of the future: Oisin resisting the spell. She reached out and nudged fate just a bit. Nearby, Ivy walked dangerously close to a breath weapon attack. Oisin startled, moved to grab her, and--pop. Suddenly, he was standing right next to Adaine who was already rearing her fist.

"Counterspell!" Oisin called, runes on his forearms glowing. The expression on his face was even more smug as the blue energy charging on her fist fizzled.

"Predictable," he said.

"Gullible," Adaine thought, halting her fist without following through on the punch and stomping her foot on the ground to activate the teleportation circle they were both now standing on. Because of course the boy with the empty house and unlimited funds would have a teleportation circle installed so he could have his friends over as often as possible. Teleportation via spell needed a willing creature but a Circle? That just needed proximity.

As the spell went off, she concentrated. The benefit of a teleportation circle was that it couldn't go wrong like a normal Teleport spell could. It wasn't supposed to anyway. But any magic could be tweaked if you pushed hard enough. She remembered winding up in the wrong room in the twisted version of Mordred inside Riz's briefcase and concentrated on that feeling. She was sure she was going to have a headache in the morning but that was more than a fair price. She wrenched control of the spell, just enough to force the circle to spit them out a little bit outside of the paired circle in Mordred. There was a flash of light and--forget having a headache tomorrow. Her head felt like it had been bashed in with a pickaxe the moment they landed on the floor of her bedroom. She didn't think she'd be able to get back up for a minute or two--she didn't even try. Oisin didn't seem to have that problem though. He got up and stood over her.

He smirked. "I thought the elven oracle was supposed to be more of a challenge. I knew we'd come out on top but I didn't think it'd be so easy." He raised his hands, readying a spell, but the sparks at his clawtips died as quickly as they were produced. He tried the spell again to the same result, too focused to notice the sudden subtle sheen to the patterns painted on her bedroom walls.

A Sending spell pinged in her mind. "Ten seconds, dear sister."

A smile played on Adaine's lips.

"What?" Oisin demanded.

"Just that you all have been so obsessed with being our nemeses this whole time. But that was never gonna happen with you and me. That position is already filled."

There was another flash of light and before it even cleared, Adaine felt the tingle of magic settling over her like a second skin. Her sister's abjurer's ward extending to cover her reflexively. Just beyond the ward, she could feel the temperature in the room start to drop--a side effect of the Cone of Cold that was about to erupt from Aelwyn's outstretched hands.

"You're familiar with my bitch of a sister, right?"

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #adaine abernant #aelwyn abernant #oisin hakinvar #in honor of the nemesis ward never mechanically coming up all season here is a fic I wrote for a friend #i wrote this post rock the boat but pre ragenarok #and I gave the rat grinders the benefit of the doubt that they'd be a bit better in combat than they turned out being lol #sidenote: i love the epilogue we got for them in the finale! #even without the ward ever coming up I loved all their moments this season #(I know a teleportation circle takes a year to become permanent) #(I simply believe that that is a problem that could be solved with money) #(surely a chronomancer could do it faster) #anyway I choose to believe aelwyn has kicked ass on adaine's behalf at least once even though we've never seen it

[ofbakerst]

#procrastinating final problem gonna post some random stuff #the solitary cyclist #granada holmes #jeremy brett #sherlock holmes #baker street #gifs #my posts

[idonthaveacontract]

fuck it hot pete campbell

#i have been collecting images for this organically for months and months. but the problem is I haven't really been watching mad men #in any meaningful way for months and months and I finally got enough yesterday that I was like I think this is an entire post idk #like I can keep hoping I see hot pete campbell when I pop on an ep for five minutes to take one screenshot #or I can just post this #also it's getting so far away in my drafts it's becoming a real hassle #because I write like 3-7 new rants in my drafts every day #mad men #pete campbell

[missycolorful]

It's important to remember that the Antarctic Empire, and therefore SMP Earth, is essentially canon to QSMP. (as far as I'm aware) (it definitely will be for this post, so shhh)

Think about all the destruction, mayhem, and cruel things Philza did on SMPE. How nothing held him back. He committed so many war crimes with a damn smile on his face. As part of the Antarctic Empire, he took over the world.

And if SMP Earth Philza is also q!Philza, then it's interesting to see how much has changed since the old days. How, before being thrust into Purgatory, he's been chill and minding his own business. Never really got into conflicts, never caused mayhem or destruction. The only exceptions are two occasions: a) when he returned to the eggs being missing, and he lava casted the Presidential Building, and b) at the Guy Fawkes event.

(Which as I'm typing this I'm realizing. The Guy Fawkes day was an event set the day before things went to hell. An event designed to create mass destruction. An event in which the capybaras gave Philza all the power and control, to blow up with so many stacks of TNT. and Philza fucking loved it. Perhaps to just give us a taste of what's to come.)

But anyway! Philza hasn't really delved into chaos on this server all that much. And even in the beginning of Purgatory, what he has been saying about the Red Team being underdogs is true. They weren't off to a great start; the first day and a half were hell! And yes, he only killed in self defense. He didn't trust the eye worth shit. And of course, he didn't want to hurt anyone. And I'm sure that is still true.

But as time as gone on, as the days have passed, the underdog statement just isn't the case now, as they've embraced what has made them strong, even if they are lacking in other places (i.e. not a lot of PVP players, no enchanted equipment). And they've done some questionable stuff. The situation with q!Rivers, for example. And also one I don't see mentioned which, I think was Day 8? When Phil just. Stole a saddle and a stack of potatoes from Blue Team's base while he was taking/replanting their crops. But still, Philza wants to justify these actions. "It's the bolas way." "it was for a quest" "we did this cause this." He wants to believe that what he's doing isn't bad, because he's just trying to survive in purgatory, right? Philza is a survivalist, this is how he survives.

Then we had today, where Philza's intense gameplay shined. He fought so many people in PVP, didn't even take a second to hold back, used his impressive minecraft skills to work his way to Green's base, and he killed the statue. He went wild today. Just imagine, Philza, wearing the Bolas gas mask, descending upon you with a sword, with no mercy. No, not just Philza, but the Angel of Death.

I think this is what Purgatory wants out of him. Right? Because clearly, Purgatory wants to bring the worst out of everyone.

I also think the reason that q!Phil tries to justify so much of his actions isn't simply ruled as hypocrisy (though it's a bit, in a way) or, in meta, born from self deprecation. No, there's something more to it.

It's because Philza does not want to be corrupted by Purgatory. He refuses to accept that it's dragging him to a dark place. A familiar place, even. I genuinely believe that Philza simply does not want to be like how he was all those years ago. Destructive and cruel. He doesn't want to go back. He's not like that anymore. He's a better person now. He doesn't want to hurt people, and I absolutely believe that. That's different, though, than saying I won't.

#qsmp #philza #missy rambles #qsmp purgatory #i finally figured out why all the posts simply calling q!phil's actions hypocritical bothered me #like they are I don't think that was the problem #it's really because there's more to all of thissomething darker