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vikkirosko · 1 year

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I wanted to request headcanons for the alpha trolls with a female jiangshi reader.

When reader died, she wasn't brought back with the help of the god tier, but was resurrected as a jiangshi (a chinese zombie/vampire).

Her body is stiff and it's hard for her to move her joints, so she stretches herself to be less stiff and able to move more freely.

Sometimes, her mind get lost while she's speaking or when people speak to her so she often change the subject of conversation or say something completely missing the point.

She paper talisman on her forehead can sometimes make people scarred of her (because her face is partially hidden).

Thanks!

Hi Qiqi...

Headcanons Jiangshi

♋ Kankri Vantas x fem!Reader 💬

Kankri wasn't too bothered by the fact that you became jiangshi instead of godtier. He didn't really understand what exactly it was, but you didn't look much like a zombie in those performances that were usually in the movies that he saw once. You were practically alive, but every time he saw a paper amulet on your forehead, he remembered that you weren't alive after all

You were one of those who never interrupted him. He could talk about a variety of topics and you seemed to be listening to him, periodically answering something, but at some point you could just start talking about a completely different topic, forgetting what you were talking about all this time. There was no such thing before, which quickly made it clear to him that your condition was the reason for it. He understood that you couldn't control it or fix it somehow, so he wasn't angry with you. He saw that you sincerely tried not to lose concentration in your conversation, but you didn't always succeed

He saw how some people looked at you anxiously because of the amulet on your forehead, but every time they regretted it, because Kankri began his monologue about how they should be ashamed of what they behaved like towards you. Usually you didn't pay attention to it, but Kankri couldn't stay away, outraged by such behavior of others

Kankri knew that you often forgot about everything, and secretly he was afraid that you would forget about him. He treasured you and the last thing he wanted to lose was you, one of the few who truly treasured him. That's why every time you gently called his name and took his hand, he felt relieved knowing that you still remember him

♈ Damara Megido x fem!Reader 🚬

Damara was well aware of Eastern culture, so when she saw the amulet on your forehead, she immediately realized that you had become a jiangshi. She wasn't sure exactly why it happened, but the fact that you were still alive in a sense gave her confidence. She wasn't sure if it was a good thing that you stayed between life and death, but she couldn't change that. Damara wasn't even sure that it could be changed

She didn't feel annoyed because you forgot something or started talking about a completely different topic. She understood that over time your memory would only get worse, so she gave you a notebook where you wrote everything down. You didn't want to lose the memories of the people you cherished, including Damara, so you tried to reread your notebook as often as possible so as not to forget anything

She wouldn't let anyone who tried to hurt you do that. She was rude to them even though you usually didn't pay attention to it. In a sense, you understood why others began to treat you like that. You were basically a living dead man. Your body often seemed to stiffen and your mind often clouded, but Damara continued to stay by your side and help you despite what others said

Damara helped you not to forget about everything in the world. She talked to you a lot, so even without your notebook, you forgot less. She understood that someday you might not remember her, so she tried to create as many memories as possible that would take the place of the old ones

♉ Rufioh Nitram x fem!Reader 🧡

Rufioh was very surprised when he saw what you became instead of rebirth. He saw that your condition had changed, but it wasn't godtier, so he didn't understand what had happened. It was only thanks to Damara that he found out that you had become a jiangshi. He wasn't sure if it was good, but it was definitely better than if you just died. It was this thought that calmed him

Quite often he noticed that you were trying to warm up. The reason for this was that your body often stiffened and according to you, if you stopped doing this, your body would become like a wooden doll. Sometimes Rufioh would keep you company so that you wouldn't warm up alone. He tried to spend as much time with you as possible so that you would remain the same as before

He began to notice that you periodically began to forget things. You could talk about something, but at some point you would fall silent and then start talking about something completely different. Your memory gradually got worse and Damara's according, the longer you stay in this state, the more you will forget. That's why Rufioh decided to start helping you train your memory. Every day you talked together about who you were, who he was, and a few other things that you didn't want to forget

Rufioh didn't know if it was possible to change your condition somehow, returning you to a full life or not, but he tried to spend as much time with you as possible. He hoped that you would be able to return to your normal state again, but if it was still impossible, then at least you could spend as much time together as possible while your memories were still with you

♊ Mituna Captor x fem!Reader 🛹

Mituna did not immediately understand what exactly happened to you. He saw that you didn't reach godtier and at first he thought you were dead. But pretty quickly he realized that you were practically alive. He didn't understand why the amulet on your forehead was needed, but since you said it was necessary, it means it was. Pretty quickly, he noticed that your behavior had changed slightly, but, unlike others, it did not frighten him and did not bother him

He often noticed that you began to warm up and he began to do it with you. He saw that after these small physical exercises you moved more freely, as if your muscles were stiff before. He was happy to study with you, laughing and making you laugh so that you wouldn't be so sad and thoughtful

He occasionally noticed that you might have forgotten what you were talking about, but he didn't get upset about it. He continued the conversation on a new topic, without worrying that you did not finish the conversation on the previous topic. He understood that it wasn't your fault, so he didn't take offense at you and continued your conversation with a smile

Mituna didn't know how much you could change after you became jiangshi, but for him you were still the same person for whom he had such strong feelings. No matter how much you changed for him, you remained the same as before

♌ Meulin Leijon x fem!Reader 🦁

Meulin was very worried when she saw that you didn't switch to godtier. She was worried that something might go wrong, but she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that you got up and only after that she saw a paper amulet on your forehead. You both didn't fully understand the reason for this, but you didn't know exactly why it happened and whether it was possible to fix it somehow, but you decided to deal with problems as they appeared

One of the problems that you had was that your body became very numb and stiff. You couldn't move properly, which is why you started doing warm-ups so you could feel better. Meulin supported you and encouraged you while you were warming up

When you forgot something, Meulin reminded you of this or that thing. Sometimes, because of your forgetfulness, you forgot what exactly she was trying to tell you, but pretty quickly you began to understand each other again and she helped you remember something. When during conversations you started talking about completely different topics, Meulin continued your conversation on a new topic, knowing that then you will be able to return to what you did not finish talking about earlier

Meulin continued to love you despite the fact that you became jiangshi. She didn't think it changed you much and should have ended your relationship. You stayed by her side when she lost her hearing, and she wasn't going to leave you now when you literally existed on the verge of life and death

♍ Porrim Maryam x fem!Reader 💚

Porrim has always treated you with care and attention. That's why when she found out that when you were supposed to reach godtier something went wrong, she got very worried and headed to you. She was afraid that you had not been resurrected, but your condition turned out to be completely different from what she expected. It was like you were between life and death. In another situation, she would have called such a state a zombie, but you didn't look like a risen dead man. Outwardly, the only thing that betrayed your condition was a paper amulet on your face

Porrim has been watching you closely to find out what has changed in you. One of the first changes in you was forgetfulness. At first it wasn't noticeable, but then she started noticing that you might have forgotten some word, and then you began to forget what you were talking about with someone just a couple of moments ago. Every time this happened, she reminded you that you had forgotten, to which you smiled absentmindedly and thanked her every time. The only thing that bothered Porrim was that your memory would get even worse

She found out pretty quickly that there was another problem. This problem was that your body often began to go numb, as if to stiffen. To avoid this, you began to do warm-ups often. After that, you could move more freely. Porrim didn't rush you when you started your warm-up and sometimes worked out with you

Porrim didn't know if there was a way to return you to your initial state or help you reach godtier, but so far she didn't know if there were ways to do it. That is why she was in no hurry to change anything. While there were no drastic changes, she decided to take her time and perhaps a way to fix everything would appear later

♎ Latula Pyrope x fem!Reader 🛹

Latula was sure that you would be able to reach godtier without any problems. That's why when she found out that something had gone wrong, she was very worried. She hurried to you, but when she saw you, she didn't immediately understand what exactly was wrong. You were alive, but there was a strange paper amulet on your forehead that she had never seen before. Your speech was a little slow, but she finally realized that something was wrong when you tried to remember her name for a couple of minutes

Her friends said that you have apparently become a jiangshi. Neither you nor Latula fully knew what it meant, but she didn't think it was something terrible. You were alive and that was the main thing, and the fact that there were small changes in you did not look like something critical. Your forgetfulness didn't look like such a terrible problem, sometimes when you forgot what was being discussed and started talking about a completely different topic, Latula kept the conversation on a new topic, even if she started a conversation on the previous topic

Quite often, your muscles were stiff, so you were doing warm-ups. When Latula found out about it, she decided to help you. She understood that you wouldn't be able to skateboard in this condition, but you could do warm-ups together, after which she could skate and you sat nearby and just watched or dozed

Latula didn't know if you would change even more or not, but she still liked you. She knew that some people began to fear you because of the amulet on your forehead, but not her. She knew better than anyone else that such trifles were not a reason to stop communicating with someone, and even more so to break off such a long relationship as those that were between you

♏ Aranea Serket x fem!Reader 💙

Aranea realized that something went wrong when she saw a strange paper amulet on your forehead. You didn't know what the amulet meant either, but you knew for sure that you couldn't take it off. It was like an unbreakable truth that someone put in your head. Aranea started looking for information about what kind of amulet it was in the books and found out that you became jiangshi. She spent several hours trying to find out as much information as possible in the hope of finding out how to help you, but it wasn't as easy as she would have liked

One of the clearly noticeable problems that appeared after you became jiangshi was absent-mindedness. At first you forgot something for a few moments, but gradually you began to forget more. You could forget what you were talking about just a minute or two ago, after which you would start talking about something completely different. Every time Aranea reminded you of what you were talking about earlier, wanting to continue the conversation that you forgot about

Another problem was that your body was numb and stiff. Because of this, you had difficulty moving. To ease your condition, you started doing a warm-up every time you felt that your muscles were starting to stiffen. Aranea gave you advice that she read, but she rarely kept you company in your physical activity, preferring to spend this time reading books

Aranea continued to look for a way to return you to a full life, realizing that over time your condition could get worse, so she did not stop searching, and until she found a way that could help you, she tried to help you not forget what is still left in your memory

♐ Horuss Zahhak x fem!Reader 🐴

Horrus was sure that you would be able to reach godtier without any problems, but his expectation turned out to be wrong. You didn't reach godtier like the others, but something else happened to you, something strange. You've become a jiangshi. You both didn't know exactly how it happened and what could be done about it, so you decided to leave it as it is for now. He wasn't sure that this condition could be corrected, so he made sure that you didn't get worse

When he found out that your muscles started to get very stiff and stiff, he offered to help you. He understood a lot of things and was able to help you make a plan of warm-ups that would allow you to stretch your muscles well. Sometimes he would join you and you would warm up together. He liked spending time with you and then seeing your soft smile when you thanked him

You've become quite absent-minded. Horrus often noticed that you could forget what the conversation was about or what you were going to do just a couple of minutes ago. He helped you by reminding you of this or that thing that you forgot and even made a memo for you of the most basic things that you could forget. You began to carry this memo with you in order to read it in case of something and remember what you especially needed

You and Horrus continued to stay together even though you were jiangshi. You still didn't fully understand whether it was possible to change it, but you were still the same person he fell in love with and nothing could change it. Even if you completely forget everything, he will stay by your side and remind you of everything in the world

♑ Kurloz Makara x fem!Reader 💀

Kurloz wasn't completely sure what happened to you when he saw you. You were going to meet after you both reach godtier, but something went wrong with you. You looked almost the same as in your last meeting, but there was a strange paper amulet on your face because of which some looked at you with concern and fear, but Kurloz was more worried that you were not completely alive

One of the main problems that you had was your forgetfulness. You began to forget what you could have been talking about with someone just a moment ago and started talking about something else. But it was much worse that you began to forget the sign language thanks to which you understood what Kurloz was saying. He helped you learn sign language again and you began to write down some signs so as not to forget at least the basics and understand exactly what he wanted to say

Another problem was that your muscles often began to stiffen. Because of this, it was difficult for you to even walk. You and Kurloz came up with a warm-up plan together and practiced together. He worked out with you so that you wouldn't be so lonely, because doing sports together was more fun than being alone

Kurloz knew perfectly well that some were whispering behind your backs. You both looked a little strange, and for some frightening, but it didn't bother him. You continued to be together and nothing could spoil your relationship, neither his inability to speak, nor the fact that you became jiangshi

♒ Cronus Ampora x fem!Reader 💜

Cronus often spent time with you and shared what he learned about humans. It was thanks to this knowledge that he realized that you had become a jiangshi when he saw a paper amulet on your forehead. He had seen such characters in films, but did not expect that such a thing was possible in the real world. However, you became a jiangshi and now you had to figure out how to deal with it

Because you were jiangshi now, your memory has deteriorated. You began to forget a lot, to the point that you could forget what you were talking about just a couple of minutes ago and start talking about a completely new topic. It seemed strange, but Cronus quickly got used to it and began to remind you what you were talking about or continued to talk about another topic so that you wouldn't feel awkward

Another problem was that your muscles began to stiffen and stiffen. He helped you cope, helping you to warm up and not lose count, because sometimes you even forgot how many bends you did right during the warm-up. After such a warm-up, you felt better and could calmly go about your daily business again

Cronus didn't know much about jiangshi other than what he learned from the movies, but it wasn't like you. You were still the same person he fell in love with and with whom he had such a great time. He wasn't afraid even if you suddenly wanted to get his life energy or anything else that jiangshi needed. He loved you anyway

♓ Meenah Peixes x fem!Reader 🦈

Meenah found out that something went wrong with you only after a while. When she came to you, she didn't immediately understand what exactly happened to you. You looked pretty much the same as usual, except there was a paper amulet on your face that she had never seen before. When she tried to remove this amulet, you recoiled, not letting her do it. You didn't know exactly why, but you knew that if this amulet was removed, then your life would be over, literally

Despite the fact that outwardly you have changed little, changes have still occurred. One of them was that your muscles often began to stiffen, which is why you could not move normally. Meenah watched several times how it was difficult for you to even walk, so you started doing a warm-up, which helped you feel a little better again. Every time Meenah waited for you to finish so that you could get back to fulfilling her plans for the day

Another problem was that you became forgetful. You could forget what you were talking about just a moment ago and start talking about a completely different topic. Meenah was annoyed by this, but you tried to forget as little as possible. You wrote down important things in a notebook so as not to forget them and Meenah reminded you of what you were talking about so that you could continue your conversation

Meenah was angry at those around her who looked at you askance. She knew that some people were worried about the amulet on your face, but these little things stopped bothering her. She treated you pretty much the same as before. The fact that you became jiangshi did not change her feelings for you and she was ready to stand up for you as before if someone said something unpleasant about you

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miss-atena · 4 months

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This is... Very much self-indulgent and for my own comfort right now. So, excuse anything that may be off, or a bit OOC. TW: Apathy crisis, existential crisis.

Cronus Ampora x Reader - Apathy

Cronus was never the smartest fish in the sea when dealing with people, especially when it is other's feelings. He may seem like the emotional type of guy (he has cried multiple times for human love songs), but dealing with others is way out of his league. He - and the rest of the Beforus trolls for that matter - keep wondering how he managed to actually score one. He was used to shooting his shot at others and missing by well over a mile, so his oh-so-not-smooth flirts actually hitting a soft spot for you made him lose his composure, and get fidgety. An adorable view, truly. Though in past times his bluntness and lack of emotional knowledge never affected you, it seemed as though fate had other plans. Apathy. Something all 13 of you have become used, almost acquaintances to. Sadly, being used does not mean it is easy to deal with. Some of you, like Meulin and Rufioh, have mastered the art of surrounding yourself with others to get better. Latula and Porrim tend to dive into hobbies to lessen the effects. You? Oh... Even after what seemed like thousands of years, it is a mystery what actually helps you. That is why, this time, Cronus went too far for you. It was simple, you were faking till you got better, but he ran his mouth too much. "Heyy~ hot stuff, are ya mad at somefin? Did'ya stub yer toes? Ya so dry it shorelly must'vwe been somefin goin' on." A pause, and an answer "I don't know what you're talking about Cro." "Huh? C'mon, bae~ Lemme guess... Meenah talked shit 'bout yer hair?" "Is... there something with my hair?" "wvah- NONONO! No it, uh, it looks as great as ya! Like alwvays, I just, uh, y'knowv howv she can get, haha!" You knew he was not trying to make you mad, yet... He didn't seem charming when being a dork, this time. Your pause, the look in your void white eyes that stared at his, and your look at the distance. That showed him something really was up. And also that he fucked up big time by running his mouth today. "Hey... Hey, look at me." "What?" "Y'knowv ya can trust me, right? Ya been here for me, wvhat good of a matesprit wvould I be if I didn't do the same?" ... "It's the... the thing, again. This stupid thinkpan of mine can't seem to co-work with my bloodpumper. It's like... Y'know how, like, sometimes the reality hits us? that... that we are gonna be here, forever. We will never grow old, travel the world, or... or have a life, again. We are stuck in the bubbles, and we don't have a future ahead of us anymore. Any... certainty we had once, from the moment our session ended, it will never occur, like, ever again." "Wvoah..." It took a while, the two of you staring at the abyss, on the edge of the dreambubble you two have been sitting on, a special place for you, as this is one of your bubbles. No one said anything. You couldn't feel uncomfortable, at that moment. The lack of emotions took a deep toll on you, but you instinctively looked at Cronus. When he looked at you, however, he didn't seem worried. Or afraid. He took his goofy fake 'human' cigarette put it on the corner of his mouth, and gave you his side grin. Not the smug one, the one he puts whenever he is really confident about what he is going to say. "I mean, ya not wvrong, by any means but... heh... Do ya think it is bad? I mean, hey! Wve are gonna be all here forevwer, so that means wve can at least, like, be together for eternity or wvathevwer. I used to be pretty damn bad wvith these apathy shellnanigans but... I'm not really that afraid anemonemore. I havwe the best fuckin' matesprit in the wvhole 'bubbles and, like, I'm pretty damn shore I can live the rest of a boring eternity if I havwe ya to make it interestin'!" As you two stared to the far, far void of nothing, outside the bubble, you instinctively reached a hand on top of his, which, as always, sent his face into a violet blush mess, and managed to drag a smile and chuckle out of you. "Can't complain with that, really."

#TW: apathy crisis #TW: existential crisis #homestuck #homestuck x reader #cronus ampora #cronus ampora x reader #cronus x reader

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worselydrawnaranea · 4 months

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ardentGossiper [AG] is here!! admirableCuteness [AC] is here!! AG: Today, we will 8e interviewing Meulin Leijon! Please do say hi, dear!

AC: (/ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗) HELLO EVERYNYAN!

AG: Now, here's your first question: loud and clear........

AG: How are you today, Meumix ::::) ?

AC: (=^.w.^=) 3333333!!!!! I'M DOING JUST PURRFECT! MEOW ARE YOU DOING? AG: That's excellent! And I'd say I'm doing well, 8ut much 8etter than I usually would....

AG: (A 8it 8ecause I'm talking to you)

AC:(/ᐠ ᵒ̴̶̷̥ ‸ ᵒ̴̶̷̥ ᐟ\ﾉ) I FURR'D THAT!

AG: (le 8lush)

AC: (/ᐠ ///.⋏./// ᐟ\ﾉ)

AG: Now, after that em8arrasing pause, let's get on to our next question, shall we? AC:(=/ᐠ^▽^ᐟ\=) 3333333 YES PL33ASE TELL M33!!!

AG: Okay,,,,,,,,hmm AG: YES, I'VE GOT 8!

AC: (?/ᐠ・x・ᐟ\)σ) 8? AG: "It"-------may8e I should use the auditory 8 less.

AG: Anyways, how do you feel a8out being the first one I interview and most voted for? AC: (=^●__●^=) WOAH, YOU MEAN I WAS THE MOST VOTED FUR?

AG: Yeah :::) AC: (=/ᐠ^▽^ᐟ\=) MOG MOG MOG MOG MOG 333333333333!!!! I FEEL SO GREAT! PAWESOME! PURRFECT! AG: Glad to hear that! AG: I have a few more questions for you since our viewers wanted you so much........ AG: 8ut furst...Ships, GIVE THEM TO ME MEOW!

AC: (ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ /ᐠ-w-ᐟ\ﾉ)WOAH THAT'S BOLD! AT L33AST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST!

AG: ::::) Make it dessert at the nearest café in these dream 8u88les and we've got a deal, hon ::::D AG: 8ut please do continue!

AC: (ಇ/ᐠ ̥ᵔ ̮ ᵔ ̥ ᐟ\ಇ) 333333 WHERE DO I START? OH WELL, FURRST THINGS FURRST, MATESPRITSHIPS!

AC: (ಇ/ᐠ ̥ᵔ ̮ ᵔ ̥ ᐟ\ಇ) MITUNA <3 LATULA! OTP FR <3333333 JUST IDK IF THE NAME IS MITULA OR LATUNA?

AG: I'll ask them when I get to that. Carry on!

AC:(ಇ/ᐠ ̥ᵔ ̮ ᵔ ̥ ᐟ\ಇ) PURRIM <3 DAMARA!! MIGHT BE AN ODD PURR BUT I THINK THEY COULD DESTROY THE CATPURRIARCHY TOGETHFUR! AND FINALLY, MY MOIRAIL ASKED ME TO SHIP THIS (ALTHOUGH I AM STILL NOT SURE), SO...HORUSS <3 RUFIOH. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING ABOUT THAT!!

AC:(ಇ/ᐠ ̥ᵔ ̮ ᵔ ̥ ᐟ\ಇ) MEOW, ONTO THE MEOWRAILS! FURRST UP, ME AND MINE: MEWLIN <> HORUSS! I FUR ONE DID NOT EXPECT THIS, BUT IT'S FUN NONETHELESS! NEXT IS PURRIM <> LATULA, I JUST THINK THEY'D BE PURREAT! FINALLY, MITUNA <> PURRLOZ. I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY BLACK SHIPS ANYMORE, BECLAWSE I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER HAVE HIS TALENT IN THE ART OF RAGE

AG: Speaking of Kurloz,,,,,,,how exactly are you two now? It's okay if you don't want to answer, I understand what happened....

AC: (/ᐠ=ᆽ= ᐟ \∫)DON'T PURRY, WE JUST PURROKE UP!

AG: Oh dear. Are you alright?

AC: (/ᐠ𝅒▿𝅒ᐟ\ﾉ)NYEAH I'M PURRFECTLY FINE! NEXT QUESTION!!

AG: Um........Oh, there's just one more!

AG: This Friday, would you go on a picnic with me and Porrim? She's 8een asking for you, and I'm quite partial to having you there too!

AC: (/ᐠ . ۪ . ᐟ\ﾉ) 3333 ABSOLUTELY!

AG: Thank you, we will all 8e glad.

AG: And with that, our furrst- I mean, first interview comes to a close! See you next time, when we interview Kankri Vantas :::(

#homestuck #aranea serket #hs aranea #hs #bdhs #meulin leijon #meuranea #well #tiny crumbs at least #dw they're going to go on that dessert date soon

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davekat-sucks · 3 days

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Oh my god. How the hell did CroTuna end up on the same level as VrisTav. One is a genocidal eugenicist rapist incestuous pedophile abuser, shipped with his abuse victim.

Anon, even though I agree with you that it's ridiculous that the final is these two ships (Meenvris or gamrezi should have been there) I'm going to have to disagree with you. You're giving way too much credit to Cronus, first of all. Talk about HIC or Mindfang or Scratch who are all those things and actual characters. Second, do you want to know who Mituna is an actual victim of? Kurloz. He was the one that disabled him in the first place, Cronus is pathetic and Mituna even makes fun of him, doesn't take him seriously and calls him "bro".

The other is not even comparable. Vriska is pretty fucked up, but nothing like Cronus. Cronus wishes he could be cruel—he WANTS to be able to kill disabled people and those he considers below him, even though he knows it's wrong.

Stop adopting other people's headcanons as your own please. I'm so fucking tired, form your own opinion instead of repeating another post like a parrot. Cronus hasn't actually even crippled or killed someone on screen unlike Vriska, because he's not a fucking character. He doesn't matter.

Vriska was forced into it. She never wanted that. Yeah, sure, they're both abuse. But holy shit, I swear people just fucking hate women. There's no way a male Vriska would get the same kind of ranking with VrisTav as it has here. Good lord, ugh.

Some other anon already explained Tavros, Vriska wasn't forced to disable Terezi or mindcontrol Sollux to kill Aradia, she did that on her own. Not taking women accountable of their mistakes just because of their gender is sexism. Kurloz is a "male Vriska", he crippled Meulin and Mituna and manipulated both and has actually also said genocidal statements yet nobody talks about him. You people make such a big deal out of crotuna that you ignored the actual "male Vriska" yourselves. And yet here you are complaining that Crotuna is in the finals still.

And before you say anything, no anon, I don't give a shit about Cronus and yes he's worse than Vriska, but only because he's a one dimensional tertiary character that doesn't. fucking. matter.

Cronus and Mituna are probably the most unimportant dancestors within the useless dancestors. At least you got shit like Meulin being mind controlled by Kurloz, Horuss x Rufioh x Damara having their love triangle drama, & Latula, Kankri, and Porrim are on their own delusions for the living trolls to see and reflect on who they are (Kanaya, Terezi, and Karkat). But there is absolutely nothing for Cronus and Mituna. Even if Mituna would be Latula's girlfriend, there is nothing much deep about their relationship besides being a mirror to how close Sollux and Terezi were as friends. Even then, that side is barely explored as Sollux almost never sees Terezi by Act 6.

#homestuck #homestuck fandom #Cronus Ampora #Tavros Nitram #Vriska Serket #Mituna Captor #Crotuna #Tavris #Tavriska

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broadway-sollux · 7 months

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happy halloween.

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lyriic2 by me, iincrediible cover art by ghostlyGrimalkin (thank2 for addiitiional voiice2 two @broadway-karkat, @broadwayy-kanaya, @broadway-jade, @broadway-caliborn, and titularTirade)

[Various voices, including a confused Caliborn for some reason]

Alright, everybody sit down, shut up, and listen Since none of you will listen when I say it to you I’m going to sing it this time since that's all you people care about I’m going to start with A and I'm gonna end with Z Hey, is the tune ready??

*buzzing*

Alright

One, and a two

A’s for Aradia blasted to bits B is for Batterwitch finally hit C is for Cronus diseased in the brain D’s for Damara who couldn’t abstain E is for Eridan split with a saw F is for Feferi shot after draw G is for Gamzee halved by a jade H is for Horuss who’s matesprit was fake

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We all fall down

I is for Idarat hit by a train J is for Jeevik meme’d and then slain K is for Karkat impaled by a trident L’s for Latula who’s nose couldn’t scent M’s for Mituna exploded to save N’s for Nepeta with EQ to the grave O is for Orphaner told a bad joke P is for Porrim who’s game fucking broke

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Various voices]

Q is for Questbed which few of us reach R is for Rufioh sick cheating leech S is for Sollux who’ll twice meet his doom T is for Tavros whos legs go kaboom U’s for Ursama who the drone attacked V is for Vriska stabbed in the back W is for Wanshi who lied in a trial X is for Xefros culled basic style Y is for Yiffy writhing in pain Z’s for Zahhak when Gamzee goes Insane

#broadway sollux #sollux captor #homestuck #broadwaystuck #broadway homestuck #twofoldAnnihilation #a gorey demise #happy halloween #2ong2 #2ollux.txt

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godawfulhomestuckships · 6 months

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Rufioh x Porrim

Possible shipname pulled from my ass: Romantic libertine

Alternative: Septum piercing

#crackship #homestuck #rufioh nitram #porrim maryam #Rarepair

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jklovu · 1 year

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I posted 123 times in 2022

That's 122 more posts than 2021!

55 posts created (45%)

68 posts reblogged (55%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@pure-vanilla-lilies

@yanderes-galore

@cosmica-galaxy

@marsti

@astupidweeb69

I tagged 58 of my posts in 2022

#homestuck x reader - 15 posts

#idv x reader - 11 posts

#homestuck matchup - 11 posts

#idv matchup - 8 posts

#identity v x reader - 5 posts

#hurricane - 4 posts

#homestuck - 4 posts

#hurricane ian - 4 posts

#karkat x reader - 3 posts

#hiveswap matchup - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 109 characters

#imagine going to file an appointment with ur dr and his background pic is a low-poly fantasy rpg game kingdom

My Top Posts in 2022:

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thinking about your fav idv character with a modern s.o that has skins based off of certain video game characters

just like, their in a match with s.o and s.o seems so giddy and happy for some reason and can't seem to sit still

...and s.o is just so happy because omg??? im wearing the clothes of one of my favorite characters??? (maybe not a wig but its like the same accessories and clothing)

idk ive been thinking about that for a while

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drabbles, hcs, and matchups!

hello!! ^^ i am roxxy (they/them)

here are some rules before you request...

REQUESTS WILL BE OPEN ON WEEKENDS(EST) <3

HCS/DRABBLES: available for both fandoms :))

MATCHUPS: available for both fandoms <3333

please do not send anything nsfw for homestuck AND identity V, no matter what. not comfy writing like that for them

no ocsxreader or ocxcanon...sorry

the max limit of characters is 3! these character can include characters from hiveswap/friendsim, as well as the alpha/beta kids, alpha/beta trolls, and hs ancestors! for identity v, pls specify if u wanna be matched with a hunter or a survivor!

my blacklisted characters as of now are vriska, the summoner, rufioh, kanaya, porrim, aranea, damara, and mindfang (as well as any minor characters ROMANTICALLY). sorry :(

my homestuck reader will be MSPA Reader unless stated otherwise and my reader will have they/them pronouns unless stated otherwise.

i will not do AMAB reader or a reader with he/him pronouns. this is because i feel i will not do AMAB readers justice :,) (i will do he/they readers, tho there might be more use of they/them pronouns compared to he/him pronouns in ur requested fic, sorry :(( this rule is an exception with matchups :) )

blacklisted topics: things regarding eds, pregnancy, s31fhrm (acceptation being about scars from s3lfhrm) ...yeah not comfortable writing bout those.

i have the right to delete and/or deny your asks without warning. if your ask hasn't been written yet, please dm me on the progress of the request.

side note(s):

if a pesterchum handle is needed i will give reader a random one at every fic! (for example in one fic readers handle might be something like unintelligibleSnail but in another their handle might be unholyJellyfish LMAO)

16 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

some idv x modern s/o thoughts

random thoughts i think of for the idv x modern!idv s/o,,,,,

title: random idv hcs (idv modern!s/o)

NOT requested (requests r open for homestuck and idv!)

cw: kind of self-indulgent, swearing, mentions of s/o and their sibling insulting each other in a loving/joking matter, i think thats abt it? dm me if you notice anything else that needs a cw <;33

includes hyperlinks to videos and images on yt and pinterest <3

s/o prns: they/them (although wears feminine-like clothing)

thinking about when s/o joins the manor, its a surprise to see someone like them around. the way they dress to the way they act.

it...just doesn't seem natural.

their slang is unusual.

"yo andrew!!! was good?"

"huh?"

"ah, never mind."

thinking about s/o who has costumes for different types of modern fashion; they might have an outfit that contains a bright pink crop-top, black pants with an electric type pattern and a white jacket. other times, they might sport a black shirt with a black and white striped undershirt, a high-waisted black skirt, knee-high stockings and black shoes. however, most of the time its a casual outfit that has a (f/c) shirt with some ripped jeans with crocs.

speaking of crocs, thinking about an s/o that casually wears crocs.

"remember, gotta put these babies in four-wheel drive..." s/o said, taking their shoes of before moving the strip to support their heels.

"what are you even talking about?"

thinking about an s/o who joins the game as a hockey player, using their hockey stick to stun the hunters.

thinking about an s/o who has a younger sibling who is also in the game. sibling and s/o casually quote memes and lovingly insult each other.

"aye good morning kanye"

"shut the fuck up"

"theres no need to be so rude to your sibling (siblings name)! they didn't do anything!"

thinking of an s/o that listens to music to speed up the decoding process or their music can give them a healing boost, yet the music ranges from calm, sad, slow songs, to fast, loud rap.

17 notes - Posted September 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

hey! could i request a purple blooded reader x signless, x kankri and x meulin? all separate, please!! :)

hcs for the signless and kankri with a purpleblood!reader

(i didn't write meulin because i was having a hard time writing her and didnt want to half-ass her part,but i didn't want to leave this ask to rot because i really like it, i'm very sorry i couldn't fufill all of the characters D:)

notes: signless can be seen as platonic or romantic...i think thats it? reader has a typing quirk where they replace the letter i with '||', the letter L with "//" and they capitalize all letter e's.

ex. "hE//o! || am _____."

Signless

• it was certainly unexpected for a troll of your...hue.... to attend one of his sermons- nevertheless, he let you stay.

• he thought you were an undercover spy at first glance, but he believed that you could change for good of others.

• when you kept coming back to listen to him, he began to speak with you after the sermons.

• "thE ||dEa of a p//acE whErE my fr||Ends do not havE to worry about what thEy say to othErs or what thEy do bEcausE of thE||r b//ood co//or... makEs mE happy."

• he began to hang out with you more, asking for your opinion on current situations..stuff like that.

• maybe you can help your friends find a better home.

Kankri

• very much believes in 'treating you like everyone else no matter your hue.'

• ...your blood color is brought up very frequently...yeah...

• please??? tell him to shut up??? your relationship won't change because your a purpleblood???

• "kankr|| godamn vantas if you do not shut up in 2 m||nutEs || w||//// havE to k||ss you on your stup||d //||tt//E facE :(((("

• he loves you very much. do not let anyone else tell you otherwise. or do. and tell kankri. and he will talk them off.

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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shjiyemis · 2 years

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Hey I noticed you ship Fefkat (very good taste btw) and it made me wonder if you had any other crack ships for HS? 👀 Or just not as common ones?

I actually don't ship fefkat ngl LOLOLOL the ship chart were all requests!! Tho I do have a few crack ships, lemme just copy paste it!!!

DirkGam, JakeGam, DirkJakeGam, DirkKri, GamNep, RufLoz (Rufioh x Kurloz), PorLoz (Porrim x Kurloz), MeenKri, DaveSol, SolNep

#anon #anonymous #shye speaks

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homestuckkinaes · 7 years

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Aesthetic for a polyamorous Porrim Maryam who loves Rufioh Nitram and Cronus Ampora!

#Porrim Maryam kin #Rufioh Nitram kin #Cronus Ampora kin #Homestuck kin #Homestuckkin #hskin #Porrim kin #Rufioh kin #Cronus kin #porrim x rufioh #porrim x cronus

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arachnidsgrippysocks · 4 years

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I pushed myself to draw all the beta trolls and their ancestors,,

don't judge me but my fav ancestors gotta be mituna, kankri, meulin, porrim, aranea, and horuss

and I've been told aranea does something real bad in game over look I havnt gotten there yet so me liking aranea is valid for now okay

(THIS LITERALLY TOOK 30 TAGS IM CRYING I HAD TO DELETE LIKE 13 TAGS TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE ACTUAL SHIT THAT WASNT JUST ME RAMBLING ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE PORRIM OOF-)

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vikkirosko · 3 months

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Masterlist Alpha Trolls 2

♋ Kankri Vantas 💬

♈ Damara Megido 🚬

♉ Rufioh Nitram 🧡

♊ Mituna Captor 🛹

♌ Meulin Leijon 🦁

♍ Porrim Maryam 💚

♎ Latula Pyrope 🛹

♏ Aranea Serket 💙

♐ Horuss Zahhak 🐴

♑ Kurloz Makara 💀

♒ Cronus Ampora 💜

Cronus Ampora x Reader headcanons Asthma

♓ Meenah Peixes 🦈

#homestuck #homestuck x reader #masterlist #homestuck headcanons #Homestuck Oneshots

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randomnessunicorn-imagine · 6 years

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Can I request a headcanons of Porrim, Damara, and Rufioh having a (long time partner) fem! s/o that has photographic memory. So the s/o makes a memory book that has everything they love and did together recorded in there. Please and thank you.

{ Today I’m particularly inspired.And my box is empty again, lol-! }

📷 Porrim Maryam 📷

Your hobby is extraordinary! She loves admiring your photo album and she is never tired complimenting you because your talent is great. Porrim is impressed! Of course, she remembers every single moment you and her have spent together. It’s a good way to do a journey in the past.

We need to say that Porrim is a very vain girl, she likes being admired and complimented for her beautiful tattoos, hair and dresses. Everything of her is fabulous. She is one of your main model, she loves posing for you. your photos are the best. You spoil her with all this attention. You fill her pride a lot!

Sometimes, she acts like those affectionate mothers who show their photo album to everyone. Yes, you don’t have pictures of your childhood (but Porrim will find them and she is sure you were an adorable kid). She will show your photos to all her friends.

📷 Damara Megido 📷

Here we have a naughty girl. She will ask you to take some particular photos of herself. That kind of photos! She has no shame and she likes seeing your pretty face blushing! She knows very alluring and sensual poses. You can keep them and watch them when you touch yourself, you know…

You are very sweet and candid if you keep all the pictures of you and Damara in an album. It’s something she would never do because she is not that romantic. She does not want to admit that she is glad you are the way you are. Your album is so special and she is very touched. Nobody else has ever done something like this for her. Leave her alone with her commotion (some tears are falling from her eyes).

Sometimes, you can find her admiring your album. It’s something that relaxes her and she likes thinking about those moments. She remembers life is not that terrible. Sometimes it can be also generous because it has donated you to her.

📷 Rufioh Nitram 📷

He is so impressed. Your works are so professional and amazing. He cannot stop complimenting you. He truly likes art!

At first, he was a little shy because he does not like being photographed but then he gives up his shyness and he wanted to make you happy. You are the only one who is allowed to take pictures of him. Yes, he is not very confident but he is still insecure and shy.

When he shows your album to his friends, he likes telling stories about the adventures you and him have lived. Yes, even the simplest moments become a fantastic adventure. His fantasy is huge, and even you ask yourself if you and him have lived those adventures for real.

#ask #anonymous #homestuck #homestuck scenarios #homestuck imagines #homestuck headcanon #homestuck porrim #porrim maryam #damara megido #homestuck damara #rufioh nitram #homestuck rufioh #x reader

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mmmmalo · 3 years

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For anyone still under the impression that June Egbert is just a product of the Toblerone wishes with no particular relevance to Homestuck proper, here's an argument to the contrary: that June (or whatever you like to call her) was already here, woven into John's relationship with the idea of Dad.

Act 1 has a certain preoccupation with the ideal forms of things, John having multiple instances of saying X isn't a REAL X unless it has this or that characteristic. "A fire BELONGS in a fireplace, categorically." One of those outbursts touches upon masculinity, with John saying a gentleman without a monocle is a piss-poor excuse for such. Along such a paradigm, you might gather that something like John saying the beaglepuss sucks as a disguise or trying (and failing) to integrate Dad's pipe into the façade communicates that John is kind of grasping at this ideal of masculinity exemplified by Dad and getting frustrated that he can't seem to measure up to it (or that masculinity feels "fake" on him).

This sort of dynamic is more blatant with Dave, who talks openly about how he isn't a "hero", not really, measuring himself against the impossible standards set by his Bro. But as much was already implicit in Act 1.

Later it gets established that John has some kind of fear of heights: the first ogres appear after John experiences vertigo from almost falling off the stairs, and again after getting launched by the pogo hammer. (Just as Karkat suspected he was given a planet covered in his own blood as a form of harassment, Sburb placed John's house on that needle plateau because of this fear of heights; the game generally manifests adversaries in response to fear). The phobia becomes relevant to Dad stuff after the ogre fight is over, when John is hesitating to jump down into Dad's room: it isn't just that John's nervous about entering the room for the first time, the descent itself makes John anxious. Furthermore, this juxtaposition serves to establish that the fear of heights and anxieties around Dad are related somehow, if not outright synonymous. The two are associated again at the beginning of Act 5 Act 2, when dream!John tries to jump over a canyon to reach Dad, but awakens mid-leap. The formal reason John awakens is Vriska of course, but if we ignore her we're left with John approaching Dad and immediately experiencing vertigo. (The name "June" comes from Vriska contacting John shortly after this dream, incidentally)

This comes up again when John finds Dad's wallet and gets overwhelmed by the prospect of Manhood and the responsibilities it entails -- next thing you know John is flying around in Dad's car, having fun... and after the scene is interrupted by Seek the Highblood, we return to find John crashing the car (another fall from the sky!) and talking with Vriska about dread surrounding societal expectations, and the possibility of rejecting them to pursue something different for yourself. John came into the scene worried (if quietly) about the expectations surrounding manhood, so the Vriska conversation serves to makes those kind of concerns more vivid.

The car crash is itself kind of a metaphor for that conversation's trajectory... in Act 6 we see something analogous play out among the Dersites who have gotten into dapper-wear: one Dersite sits on a hat, panics about ruining it, and then begins to wonder if perhaps a crumpled hat could have a value of its own, aesthetically. (Dirk expresses this sort of counter-assessment more bombastically: "...the next best thing. By which you mean, the vastly superior thing.") Dad Crocker swoops in to condemn the crumpled hat, but the Dersite's tentative revaluation of an apparent failure mode is something the scene shares with Vriska, who initially regards her ambivalence towards murder as a symptom of personal failure, unbefitting her caste. John enters that conversation with a crumpled car, and from context we can guess John's revaluation concerns "failing" to be a man in the way Dad is, and how maybe that doesn't need to be considered a failure.

As laid out so far, I guess none of this quite necessitates trans-Egbert, since people can come at "anxiety and reservations at the prospect of embodying masculine ideals" from a number of angles... but there are other considerations which make me think wrestling with self-deprecating thoughts like "I'm a failed man" are maybe comorbid with a budding sense of being a girl, in Egbert's case.

Foremost, I think it helps to recognize that Dad's car can function as a symbol of John's body. To sketch a case for that:

1a. Death often means transformation: the trolls die in questcocoons to reach the godtiers, suggesting that death stands between the caterpillar and the butterfly, their too solid flesh dissolved into a goo.

1b. A command in Act 1 implores John to "retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST". John complies twofold: we see some fake arms retrieved from the toy chest, held up by John's real arms which have been "retrieved" from John's ostensibly armless torso.

2. This dual usage of chest is deployed in part 3 of Openbound, in service of building a dysphoria metaphor (among other things). The segment reintroduces us to Fiduspawn, a game in which one creature hatches from another, a host creature, killing the host in the process (fans of the Alien films may recognize this as derivative of the "chestburster", fans of Homestuck may recognize this as analogous to godtiering). Damara (who Rufioh refers to as "doll") becomes the host plush, who is accused of locking away Rufioh's "happy thought" (Tinkerbull) in her "chest". Rufioh's beef with Damara serves to illustrate an adversarial relationship with one's own body, the ways in which the body itself seems to function as a barrier to some happiness. The carnal imprisonment of euphoria (the "happy thought") represents dysphoria. The conversation between Kanaya and Porrim which follows has analogous content and offers a potential resolution to such a conflict, with Kanaya coming to distinguish her body from the reproductive duties assigned to her body by her caste's place in society, and knowing that she is not "bound" to the Matriorb by any will but her own...

3. But the paradigm of Fiduspawn reminds us that the act of actually ripping the happy thought out of your chest has suicidal overtones, when taken literally. And Aradiabot notwithstanding, the inner ghosts the kids give up are often green: Dirkbot tears out his uranium heart and explodes, Rose peels pink bricks off the green core of an island and wonders aloud if her existence is a mistake, and (returning to our main topic!) John tries to retrieve the green package from Dad's car. The retrieval of the box comes to represents the birth of the self from its shell, the now broken body, a gesture which overlaps with the pursuit of death.

So we can infer that Dad is akin to Damara here, having locked the desired object (the box, the "happy thought") within a container that we can identify with John's own body. Thus Vriska's talk of perhaps rejecting her assigned role in society proceeds naturally from the wreckage of Dad's car: insofar as the car functions as an emblem of the masculine expectations imposed upon John, the car's wreckage suggests the possibility of liberation from those expectations, liberation from your own body. John is "sick to death of cake" -- cake is a Life symbol imposed by Dad, in visceral excess, accumulating as every birthday marches John towards Manhood. The possibility of living as a girl does not seem to have occurred to John yet, life and masculinity seem inextricable and absolute. The first time John sees Dad's car totaled (after Rose drops it), the symbol of self-as-corpse is surrounded by yellow bands of caution tape. The Authority Regulator who placed the tape will later declare himself to be THE LAW, and we should take his word for it: the scene's function is to declare that the crumpled car, the "dead" and therefore feminized body, is forbidden to John. No surprise then that as John marches to her death, in defiance of the Law's prohibition, she-whose-name-does-not-yet-suit-her is met with impressions of several maps that actually align with their territories: troll movies whose titles are their contents in full, a rocket encoded by the sound PCHOOOOO. John wants that for herself, I think. And as @lscholar once pointed out, it’s worth noting that John's pursuit of this unity (this pursuit of "death") is interrupted by Dave, who in saving John's life repeatedly emphasizes their status as "bros" -- masculinity being, again, inextricable from life within John’s symbol system.

...and that's the short of it. A more detailed account might get into the association of Vriska and other blue girls with the feminized corpse, or read into Equius self-consciously roleplaying as a cat girl between John’s joyride and crash, or perhaps try to apply this car-body framework to the appearances of Dad's car in the Epilogues. And I haven’t even touched upon clowns...but I'll call it here for now.

#homestuck commentary #john #i might do a follow up going into life metaphysics and how jade ties into things

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