#poor vivi tho

[arataka-reigen]

I just Know this little guy grew up to be a rebel

#i'll be disappointed if he isnt actually #poor vivi tho #one piece #gi talks animanga #kouza op

[luffyvace]

Hello ~~~ hope your day is going well so I was wondering if I could please Nami ,Robin,Boa,Vivi x male reader that has the mizu mizu no mi also known as water water no mi. Some headcanons please. Thank have💗💗 a amazing day!!!

hiii! Yes it is!! Thank you! <3 how’s yours dearest?

a op girl fan I see~ (me too😍)

wow mizu mizu is a very broken and op devil fruit! Love this topic! No problem and you have an awesome day love!

🪴Nami🍊

in all honesty?

your 100% gonna have to protect this girl. 💥💥

Obviously she has clima tact and can protect herself but dang you the man of the relationship 😜😜

you got it right baby boy? 😚😚

yeahh you do 💋

You have a MAD broken devil fruit so there’s no weaknesses for you

thats like legendary luck man

peak luck.

nami always ends up falling somehow (sometimes into water—poor girl) so this is the perfect power to save her

you can probably manipulate water so you easily move the water out the way

cuz if there’s no water you can’t drown right? 🙏

or maybe you use it to carry her back on to land

although she’d prefer if you moved it

its less scary

”wait til I get back here with m/n! He’s gonna kick your butt!!”

- nami says while running away from a strong enemy

of course she could do it but it’s the same thing how she always calls for luffy

now she calls for you 💗

she feels really special to have such a strong boyfriend

and ultimately protected

she always has a little smirk on her face when other pirates try to throw you into water to drown you only for you to start. swimming.

they’re reactions is hilarious !! 😂😂👌

definitely favors you over the rest of the strawhats men (of course! she loves you🧡)

📘Nico Robin📖

Robin is certainly intrigued!

she asks you all sort of questions such as where did you find the fruit? How much water can you control? Can you swim? Is there any side affects? You really don’t have any weaknesses? Can I see you use it in action? Can you only control it, or generate it too?

yeah she’s very curious ☺️

your devil fruits are polar opposites but you two make a powerful duo!

pirates have learned to stay away from you two for sure

its actually very good that your powerful considering the world government tryna get yo girl! 😤

protect Robin!! 💪💪😾

obviously she strong so she can protect herself 😍😍🙏

and hey we like that here 😘

but I will say she was very appreciative after you saved her back in enies lobby

you likely drowned all those ships that were sent

you comforted her about the buster call situation after all was said and done

that moment truly brought you two closer together

she was hesitant to leave you in the first place but she wanted to keep you safe even more than that

Of course she has the strawhats

but your the only one she loves on such a deep level

On a romantic level, she couldn’t loose you.

silly Robin, you would sweep government off they’re feet before they could even think about hurting either of you. ☺️💖

and you will if they ever try again

💗Boa Hancock💗

Boa adores you in every which way

your more than capable of handling business yourself

(wait real quick I just realized m/n is the definition of standing on business 🗿💪😼)

even so Boa doesn’t want you to lift so much as a finger

the second a threat comes within a 15 meter radius of you (farther if your on the island of women currently) they’ve been turned into stone

or pierced by a million arrows fired by the Kuja clan

which I mean, again—if your on the island of women I doubt that’ll need to happen since your surrounded by sea kings and thousands of women ready to lay they’re lives on the line for you—Hancock’s one and only love

So you probably hardly get to use your powers unless you leave

like if your a warlord or need/want to go out for whatever reason you may have

because I assure you, you have all you could ever want at your palace

then yeah you’ll probably end up using them more as you fight alongside Hancock

if you wanna go out n such she’ll 100% understand tho

she could never say no to you ☺️😚😚

you’ll probably leave more often if your a pirate with your own crew

because otherwise she wants you on hers

Which i’m sure you wouldn’t mind 💕

when the marines try to come and talk to your girlfriend or you and you know it’ll annoy her—you make waves to send the ship away 😂😂

she appreciates this and kisses you on the cheek for it every time

”ah! Thank you my sweet m/n!” *chuu* “I appreciate it honey!” 💋😊😊

👑Neferatari Vivi🐥

WAIT THIS BEING YOUR DEVIL FRUIT WITH VIVI IS SO PERFECT

NONNY YOUR A GENIUS 💥💪😎

this literally solves everything!!

Let’s say you can generate water right? Now everyone can have some!!

the drought problem is over!!

or if you can’t generate but can control it, you can take it over from the ocean!

you know what- at this point she likely falls in love with you after finding out you can do that/the one who did

not to be typical

but I mean I said after

thats just when she meets you

she loves how kind you are and the fact that you’ve saved her people!

she’s so thankful!

you likely get promoted to a high ranking if you stay in alabasta

but if you don’t she tells you to come visit again for sure! your always welcome!

congrats m/n! Your a hero!

if you have a big rep as a pirate you could possibly become a admiral if you accept :)

because vivi and her dad definitely spread good around on your name after all you’ve done for them!

if you were a strawhat when she met you, you solved the situation way faster and helped luffy beat crocodile!

Your literally his ultimate weakness 😂😂💪

but since m/n is vivi s/o in these hcs you obviously get together

dang since you gonna marry vivi (bc you surely will💗) y’all gon be queen and king!!

you finna be a KING dawg!

(Like the one you are)

common m/n w 😎🙏

you rightfully deserve the position after all you’ve done

happy marriage y’all 💙

keep your girl safe bc I know your more than able to <3

I loooove these hcs!! I’m so happy I got to write more for these girls and my first time writing for vivi!

this actually makes me wanna write for them more…heavy on boa and vivi they so FIIIIINE they don’t get talked about enough 😔

hehe anyways enjoy precious anon~

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[atrirose]

MOOT GAME : " put your moots and their biases in a prompt generator and rate them!! "

only if u want to ^^

this took forever and since i usually ignore moot games i felt guilty mwahhh

@isoobie : okay why is this such a fetch prompt like miss girl have the best deal, get discount on vacation and also heeseung 😭🫶🏻 10/10 @boyfhee : would u ever get a tattoo if it were heeseung bae?? you probably would get my initials tattooed anyways 😼👍 but this is so good, this prompt is always on reply in my mind 11/10 @okwons : omg this is so cute and so true like i can totally see this happening this IS SOFT I WILL HONESTLY CRY :((( vivi is such a cutie this prompt deserves a specialized scale honestly 100/10

@wonryllis : OKAY THIS IS ONE RIGHT HERR YEAH TOTALLY SUNOO CODED I CAN 100% see this coming. yeonie would be acting tough but we all know she is more scared than sunoo :0 heart eyes😩/10 @goldenhypen : excuse me see me outside em why is your prompt so CUTE RAHH screaming/10 😝 @heeracha : she is such a dork i love her fr 100/10

@jangwonie : simp fae agenda fr i can totally see this happening will be crying how lover girl fae is😩🫶🏻 i need a fae in my life too 🩷/10 @enluv : had to pull sungchan for this one ☝🏻🥹 but plz coco make a snowman w the poor man :(( he is so cute 10/10 @palajae : didn’t add your and riki’s name in this prompt but it’s so CUTE I WOULD JUST MELT :( 20/10

@okwonyo : okay it’s such a silly and cute prompt 🤭🤭 totally jake coded :( 89/10 i would srsly be in daze for the couple of days to come @amakumos : hello? why is he so mean (adorable cuz i would do that to him too) 🤔🤔 anyways i love the teasing dynamic 🤭 99/10 @euncsace : HELP SORRY BABE BUT WHY A EMO PHASE???? tho i srsly love how this prompt is it would be so cute if we can listen to our soulmates music to give them msgs through out the day 120/10

#𐙚 sei’ letters #user : — anon ☆ #ʬʬ ! ping #why do i have a feeling this is bambi sending me this ask #HELP 😭😭 #no apparent order just did in the order of pics😭 #i have one more and it’s just it lol 😲👉🏻 i’m looks at u bambs

[unohanabbygirl]

what's going to happen when Rhae finally sits the throne and they all tell Delulumond the truth about Vivi tho? :O I fear Riverlands will burn in every au there's no escaping from that.

By the time the truth comes out Vivi is in his early teens since Viserys somehow managed to hold onto life by a single hair strand for a while longer and truly sees Aemond as a second father rather than an uncle they’re supposed to be keeping on a leash. Vivi has grown so sweetly attached and by proxy ended up stopping the process of Aemond delving even deeper into the hole of toxic masculinity and hatred for Rhaenyra that would’ve sent him spiraling a decade ago. That and the fact that he and Luke end up getting married kept the Riverlands safe from Vhagar when the truth eventually came about.

And the funny thing is, Aemond realized Vivi wasn’t actually his kid years before when Luke gave him the proper sex talk (something he wasn’t supposed to do) cause he couldn’t stand to watch his fiancee being to utterly clueless about such a big part of life. Aemond put two and two together quite quickly and felt a hint of betrayal but not because tricking him into thinking he left his nephew a single father to a bastard for a few years was a heartless thing to do. No, Aemond saw and respected his sister and uncles plan too much to be that mad. His anger really came from the idea of being taken advantage of due to his embarrassing ignorance by the people he’d actually come to know and respect to a certain degree over the years. He still sees vivi as his, still wants to teach him and show his two favorite boys the world while on dragonback.

For a while he went a bit cold with Luke in attempts to see how deep his love went. After all, was their relationship all for show? Even what they shared privately as a family with their “son”. But soon enough he came to see Luke truly loved being a family just as much as he did and frustration soon fizzled into acceptance. Wondering when/if someone would ever actually tell him the truth up front.

Its a funny affair the night Viserys croaks. Luke is so overwhelmed at the idea of losing Aemond’s love and cant hold it in anymore. Poor thing ends up singing like a canary while they’re getting ready for bed the night before Viserys funeral which Aemond takes as his one moment to channel his inner theatre kid and put on a PERFORMANCE just to make his husband feel bad before insisting they kiss and make up.

Luke crying real tears: a- and then Jace said it would be easy to trick you cause you’ve always been so much dumber than you realize 😓

Aemond : YOU CAN STOP NOW. I SAID I FORGIVE YOU!!!

#asks

[deescade]

Hi Nene!! It's been awhile since we last talked, I hope you are doing good!!

I'm here to share some results lmao I really like the games you update, they are always fun ><!!

Story time! From the few ones I have done, Silver and I are besties LMAO there's no actual explanation for that, you will see-- I think they are all on point xD Jade first bribes me and then buries me in the sand; Vargas- I think it's self-explanatory; poor Mr Trein wbabsjs ALSO DEUCY MY BOY 🥺 He's so wholesome--

Rook my beloved 🥺 very happy the whole Pomefiore is here, they have become my favorite dorm. Silver invited me yay! Somehow Ruggie decided to spend money for me, there's a bribery somewhere I'm not seeing. And the cat decided to do something for once/j

Another Rook my beloved 🥺🥺 Ruggie is Confused™ he thinks I'm scheming something. Silver is bestie here again-- KALIM 🥺😢 did I do something to upset you 🥺 (lol now I'm seeing the last row was light trio xD) the first mozus was thinking it in his head, but the fact that I like him makes it even more funny😂 Also Vil has a soft spot for me this time! This is winning in life 😤 Cater's and Azul's are so cheeky--

I have a few more of mtp, but I maybe will send it later >< sorry for the brainrot LMAO big kith 🥰

Best wishes 💕

YESSS VIVI HI!! AGAIN SO SORRY FOR NOT GETTING BACK TO YOU 😢 thank you for always being so kind tho 🥺

Yessss the interactions between you and Silver are goals, I feel like he's your protector as much as he is Malleus' 🥰 and so is Deuce too, in a way! Y'all are cute!! 💕 the ones you got for the beach scenario seem so accurate! I definitely agree with you that I can see Jade doing those things and Ruggie hiding somethin up his sleeve, hehe

And the cheek kiss scenario tho!! I'm surprised that Kalim reacted so coldly too 😢 (maybe Jamil was using his magic on him?🤔) I'm also surprised that Azul's response would be so cheeky! I feel like he'd probably be embarrassed at the sudden gesture of affection 🤭💕 and yesss Vil definitely has a soft spot for ya! It was a pleasant surprise that Vil's response was sweet! I would've thought he'd either have a sort of offended response (maybe, "how improper" or somethin haha) or cheeky response haha

no worries for the brainrot!! I'm always happy that you're enjoying my stuff so I love them very much!😊❤ and I love YOU! 🤭💘

Big kith to you too my dear! Yes feel free to send more, thank you so much for your patience!😘

#results & reactions!! #moots!!

[whatlovelybones-if]

What were the LIs thoughts when they realize that they are in love with the killer ??

j park: “the sparkle in those eyes. that beautiful smile. it's the look that i will die to earn again.”

t kaufmann: “what have you done to me, doctor? how can a person be a sickness and a cure?”

vivienne malhotra: “i'm sorry for breaking so many rules. but if you ever fall in love, please fall in love with me.”

sebastián navarro: “it's not too surprising. your thoughts have lingered on me like a tattooed kiss, after all.”

#asks #the way J's monologue is still kinda creepy even as a kid 💀 #poor detective doesn't know what to do with these new feelings tho 💀 #vivi just want to be loved 😞 #and sebas is just hoping for the best #can't wait to see y'all break their hearts and put it in a blender #what lovely bones #bonnie nonnie #ro: j park #ro: t kaufmann #ro: vivienne malhotra #ro: sebastián navarro #ro questions

[snsdpop]

i listened to paint the town.....i really like it <3

#poor gowon and vivi tho i swear they werent in the mv until the very end???? #shan.txt

[sapphicnausicaa]

the first movie night with the gang all together again and this is what they decided to do when they cant find the damn popcorn machine

#mystery skulls animated #msa #arthur kingsmen #lewis pepper #vivi yukino #mystery notdog #mystery skulls #honey chatter #tfw ur a ghost who came back to get revenge on ur bff who killed u but it turns out he DIDNT murder u he was posessed so after thats all #worked out u rejoin the squad kinda awkwardly and all they wanna do is use u as a glorified POPCORN MACHINE #poor lewis dhdhxhs #fhfjdjfjsg this has been in hmy head for a LONG WHILE and the sketchwas almost finished so i thought : why not!!! #but i RLLY WISH that i had a woking tablet bc i wanted to draw this up on it in a COMIC!!!!! #ill probly re do this sometime tho lmao

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

I can totally see Arthur playing Dark Deception and get absolutely mortified. Poor guy would be full of paranoia from monkeys after the first level, and also if you played the game, what's your opinion on it?

i have not played dark deception but it’s on my list now! love horror where you’re just in A Building

i feel like arthur, by virtue of being vivi’s friend, is Extremely Sensitized to what horror games look like even when scary things aren’t overtly happening (even just like, the menu design) and knows to bail the fuck out before a jumpscare happens. vivi probably still coaxes him out to help her solve puzzles tho and the allure of being smart in front of her is frequently stronger than fear of scary game things happening (gotta take every opportunity to show off and look useful)

#mystery skulls animated #the nemesis speaks #the nemesis answers #anonymous

[hanadolphieron]

loona when jealous~

*based on astrology

a/n- i put this in order of most to least likely to become jealous/whose jealousy is the worst :)

son hyejoo;

hyejoo is such a scorpio and i am scared to go into this but here we go

her scorpio mercury conjunct her venus can make her mind prone to seeing disloyalty in situations when it isn’t even there

this can cause some trust issues, but if hyejoo uses her talent of speaking about emotions from her libra moon, these issues can be resolved

wants her s/o to talk to her!

and reassure her!

about these things

begins to become more light-hearted with her jealousy, instead of keeping it to herself and fuming over it while listening to angsty songs

it can come up randomly though

her aquarius mars is prone to becoming irritated by misunderstandings or injustices

which can relate to jealousy through hyejoo feeling as if her s/o is not understanding her feelings and is disregarding them

may have trouble coming to terms with the fact that she is an individual, and her feelings will never be truly related to or understood :(

which makes her sad, but she does find originality attractive?

send help

jealousy is just something she’s going to have to deal with throughout her life

jo haseul;

please don’t ever make haseul jealous

she will be dramatic, no doubt about it

knows how to step back from problems and see them from other’s perspectives easily, but envy can cloud her vision

most jealous of friends, people who she doesn’t know that hit on her s/o don’t bother her too much

haseul feels so proud of herself because she knows she has you all to herself

but with friends she can begin to get insecure

but her libra venus makes her keen to become friends with the people her s/o knows

depends on her mood and how her day has gone

wants an apology and milks a crunchy bunch of hugs out of you

will tell stories about when she was jealous over you as funny memories

in the end, she’s not too bothered by it

especially if your relationship has been stable and is long-term

but in the beginning she could feel as if you’re not committing (she’s likely not completely committed either tho)

loyalty is required, but is a big step for haseul and any of her potential partners

jeon heejin;

scorpio mercurians are more likely to perceive situations with feelings of jealousy or envy

they could project their own fears into what they see, and bend the truth a bit

and most of the time? it’s not even in their favor, they will see the worst of a situation before anyone else

but! heejin is a libra, and places beauty and good over everything else

so, in a circumstance where her s/o is causing her to feel jealous or possessive, she will hold back her feelings slightly and try to see the light in the situation

heejin will inevitably envy a person if her s/o’s attention is focused mainly of them at some point

but she will address these feelings in a civilized way

talks to her s/o about it, and makes sure they’re not in any way feeling pressured or accused

wants to know if her s/o was aware of how heejin was feeling or didn’t even notice before she continues on with her interrogation

really, heejin just wants an apology

unless her s/o noticed her jealousy and didn’t make any attempt at changing their actions to make her feel better

then, well, heejin won’t be too happy

but you know scorpio venusians, they love it when their partner “sacrifices” something for them and shows their loyalty

kim hyunjin;

hyunjin is more mentally strong in terms of jealousy compared to most other scorpios

her capricorn venus keeps her cancer moon in check, and helps to make her emotions seem more mature and educated

adapts to her partner’s personality easily, and understands if they are a touchy, more affectionate type

won’t restrict their freedom, it’s the last thing she would ever want to do

capricorn venusians take pride in how well they take care of their lovers, so hyunjin would never feel the need to impose accusations of disloyalty upon her s/o

the only reason she would feel jealous is if her s/o was letting someone else protect/take care of them

hyunjin wants to be the only one who does that

will steal her s/o away from that person, and try to show her partner how much she cares and adores them

so wholesome even when she’s hurt i can not

her cancer moon heightens her need to protect

so just let her, don’t try to make others do things for you, hyunjin will happily bake you bread or something or whatever else you need

im yeojin;

i get the vibe that yeojin doesn’t get jealous too easily

well, maybe she does, but just keeps it to herself

distances herself from the situation and her feelings in order to stay grounded

which sounds counterproductive but she makes it work in some magical way

this can make her feel detached from feelings that she needs to confront, however, and can create resentment and grudges without her realizing

it will most likely be her s/o that brings it up, after seeing yeojin be so detached and zoned out for such a long time

yeojin will have been thinking about her feelings regarding envy for a while, which creates the zoning out/distanced vibe

honestly has no idea how to deal with it

her s/o will have to like walk her through jealousy

talking about problems does help yeojin work through them though, and will come to lots of conclusions during the conversation

enjoys learning and maturing through her emotions too

so it’s a win-win

fixes the problem immediately, either works through jealous thoughts or removes the situation that is making her have them

jung jinsoul;

poor baby gets so upset over this

jinsoul’s biggest dream is to have a completely secure relationship

cancer venusians have a tendency to hoard their lover and never let anyone else receive attention from them

they do hold back sometimes though, and keep their feelings to themselves in order to not be hurt by the opinions and reactions of their significant other

jinsoul just wants a loyal s/o who won’t intentionally make her jealous just to mess with her

would feel so betrayed by the “make your s/o jealous and see what they do” trope

although might be prone to at least attempting it on her s/o

she loves the feeling of being wanted

will give up half-way through though, and demand hugs

she just wants cuddles that’s it

a little bit of angst is a favorite of her’s though, and she honestly wouldn’t be too bothered by feelings of jealousy

just as long as they’re not consistent or a major issue

however, she might tend to fall for people that prey on her caring nature and jealousy could be a theme in her love life

she has to learn to step back, stop blaming herself, and find people who are as sincere and loving as her

ha sooyoung;

sooyoung isn’t affected by jealousy as much as her members (cough cough the scorpios cough cough)

is most likely not even going to notice if her s/o is acting more affectionate to others

like you could try and try to make her jealous to see her reaction but like

she doesn’t even realize what you’re doing

her pride is hurt if her s/o does try to do that though, so please don’t attempt that

venus opposition moon can cause unrest in terms of emotions related to love, so jealousy in a relationship would mess up sooyoung’s mind

she would feel uncomfortable and get “bad vibes” from the other person

needs clear communication and not body language/facial expressions used to convey feelings

sooyoung loves people with strong opinions to debate over, and would not be impressed if her s/o didn’t make a stand if someone was hitting on them

doesn’t want the whole watersign-esque way of showing loyalty and stuff

would much rather have their s/o laugh it off, with a little explanation of like “uh i have a girlfriend”

but she wants others to know her s/o is dating her, and is not available

someone hitting on her s/o is like one of two things that make yves jealous

the other being her s/o spending a bunch of time with someone else that isn’t a close friend/family member

park chaewon;

is more protective than jealous, but she has her moments

can subconsciously hurt her own feelings because she focuses on all the tiny details of a situation and observes every movement of you or the person she is jealous of

avoids talking about feelings that are uncomfortable or she thinks you won’t accept

so consequently squishes her jealousy into a tiny ball and tries to throw it away

but it’ll come up at some point

and when it does, it won’t be too bad too be honest

gowon will probably end up confronting you after her virgo moon blows a situation out of proportion while still focusing on all the details

and explodes for like two seconds

then recovers extremely fast and sits there like ?? why was i so mad

hopes you forget the whole situation

and jealousy most likely won’t come up again, now that she got it all out

and guilt will override it

doesn’t remember it after a while, but her mind keeps her thoughts away from jealousy now that a bad experience is tied to it

but before she blows up, her jealousy could be almost like a night terror, she thinks about it constantly and it haunts her for a few days

but as i said, once she lets it out, she’ll be fine

wong gaahei;

naturally, gaahei isn’t that jealous

however, romantic relationships is where her envy comes out the most, due to her scorpio venus

these sorts of situations only happen after you’ve been together for a long time

at first, vivi isn’t too protective and doesn’t want to scare you

observes how you react if she starts to be more protective and possessive

then acts accordingly

although she’ll probably get jealous at some point no matter what

if you’re the type of person who isn’t bothered much by your s/o being overly loyal and attached, then vivi feels more comfortable expressing her feelings in the envy department

gets annoyed at too much unnecessary physical contact

keeps her feelings hidden until she has you alone

doesn’t want to be embarrassed by making a huge scenes (although the daggers in her eyes aren’t helping her attempt at hiding her emotions

talks to you afterward and can be a bit critical ):

but as long as you y’know, do the apologizing thingo and show your loyalty (this sounds real toxic but i promise it’s not, vivi just wants to be overdramatic, such a hopeless romantic)

kim jungeun;

jungeun tends to lose herself inside her head when she experiences feelings of jealousy

her pisces venus in relation to her aquarius sun can make her love style separate from her identity

this means serious insecurity that she doesn’t even notice can squeeze into her relationships and make her seem insincere at times

then, her sagittaiurs moon immediately tells her to run away for fear of being in a situation that traps her and that she can’t escape from

feelings of intensity and revenge scare her

envy is a controversial topic in her eyes and she tries to avoid it at all costs

however, she also has a scorpio mars 

so whenever she lets the jealousy in, it blows up since she’s been repressing it for so long

like i mentioned earlier, jungeun will lose herself in her mind and let her emotions take the reins

this can cause serious damage to her lover and leave them feeling incredibly and untrustworthy

like jungeun will make them question their entire existence for a few hours/days

then she’ll be back, thinking “what the heck did i just do”

choi yerim;

the least jealous out of the twelve

her mars opposes her sun, (sagittarius and gemini,) which creates a struggle between anger and ego

her “triggers” are different than her personality in a way, and unless she was already in a bad mood, jealousy isn’t an emotion she would feel often

however, her gemini sun can make her flip a switch within a few seconds, so changing to a more irritable mood could be easy

but, she doesn’t want to be in a bad mood obviously, so she stays away from hard feelings and almost runs from them

she has a lot of mutable energy in her personal planets, which can cause choerry to look for her s/o’s reaction before acting on her feelings

unless her s/o looks uncomfortable by physical affection/time spent with another person, yerim won’t do much

she’ll stand back and let things happen

might bring up envy at some point, but only in a casual confrontation

her taurus mercury doesn’t like to be challenged, but unless she has a serious reason to bring up conflict she will keep it to the side

laughs about it if she talks to her s/o about it, doesn’t want to make it into a deep situation, just wants some clarification

kim jiwoo;

barely gets jealous, is more protective than anything

will just be confused by situations where she feels jealous, chuu might not even recognize what emotion she’s feeling

talks to her s/o about it though

doesn’t make a huge deal of the whole situation

just wants a small explanation

her capricorn mars can cause her pride to be hurt at some point in time

for example, if her s/o is making her jealous and she realizes how disloyal her s/o is being

she’ll tell them, and that’ll be the end of it

but, if they don’t listen to her, chuu will be really mad

might give the silent treatment

will legit scold her s/o like a parent

might never get over it, capricorn marsians tend to hold onto feelings of grief or betrayal for a long time because they feel as if they could have handled the situation better

it’ll be one of those experiences that chuu slams her pillow into her head over at 2 a.m. because she just remembered it

finds anger to be embarrassing at times? if her s/o isn’t in the same head-space/mood and doesn’t understand her

#loona #wong gaahei #ha sooyoung #jung jinsoul #jo haseul #kim jungeun #kim jiwoo #jeon heejin #kim hyunjin #park chaewon #choi yerim #son hyejoo #im yeojin #loona reactions #loona scenarios #loona imagines #loona fluff #loona angst #loona x reader #alcyone #electra

[scatterpatter]

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

*VIBRATES* FIRST IMPRESSIONS ANALYSIS LETS G O

ARTHUR NOT DEAD ARTHUR NOT DEAD

LEWIS WAS GONNA SAVE ARTHUR BUT THANK U UNCLE LANCE FOR PROTECTING UR BOI

Lance: pew pew! Lewis: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

Real talk tho? The animation was masterful. Holy shit I wasn’t expecting to be so floored but the crew really outdid themselves again im- m u a h

POOR VIVI ;_;

VIVI MEETS HER ANCESTOR AND BORROWS HER POWERS HELL YEAH

LEWIS’ FACE WHEN ARTHUR PICKS UP HIS HEART AKJBSKBSFKBS

THE FACT THAT THE LOCKET CHANGES FROM JUST LEW AND VI TO THE FOUR OF THEM,,, SHOWING LEWIS CARED FOR ALL OF THEM,,, HHHNG

THE TAR TEARS!!!! MY EDGELORD HEART LIVES FOR THIS!!!

ARTHUR AND LEWIS BEING DISASTER NERDS WHILE SHIROMORI FUCKS SHIT UP... I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

LEWIS ACTUALLY FIGHTING THE VINES WHILE ARTHUR IS JUST TRYING TO CARRY LANCE AROUND IM SKFBDKJBFS

MYSTERY TRYING TO DEFEND SHIROMORI,,, ;_;

OH- Just realized on the second watch: When Vivi gets hurt, Mystery’s heart starts gushing that blue... hmmmmmmm... Can’t wait for the theorists to get their hands on this one >:3

SUPER VIVI

THE SINGLE TEAR SIGNIFYING SHIROMORI REGRETS HURTING MYSTERY,,,

Shiromori’s heart... 1: looks like a tree seed, nice. 2: looks like its an actual heart thats encased in something cold and exterior, maybe? Like frozen over almost? Encased in amber? Idk it looks something like that- 3: I MEAN THE HEART IS YEETED, NEVER DESTROYED, SHIROMORI CAN THEORETICALLY COME BACK

Till then can we get an F in the chat for plant lady

Going back to Shiro! That makes Mystery’s heart gush white... hmmm

POOR MYSTERY MAN ;_;

OH FUCK GREEN MYSTERY

POOR VI IS TRYING NOT TO DIE, LEW IS HAVING EMOTIONAL TURMOIL, ARTHUR IS JUST TRYING TO KEEP HIS ARM FROM SPAZZING, THESE POOR BEANS

THE WAY LEWIS AND ARTHUR BOTH RUSH TO HELP VIVI BUT ARTHUR’S ARM SPAZZES BEFORE HE CAN REACH THEM BOTH.... MY HEART

OH GOD ITS MORE LIKE SOME BLACK OPAL MYSTERY... TAR/OIL MYSTERY? ... I LIKE BLACK OPAL

MYSTERY’S HEART COLORS: YELLOW, ORANGE(Arthur?), WHITE(Shiro), BLACK, BLUE(Vivi), GREEN, PINK, PURPLE(Lewis?). THEORISTS, GO GET EM

THAT GREEN HANDED MOTHERFUCKER

We get our first voice acting and its Vivi: What the f- Arthur: *sCREAMS* AND TBH??? MOOD???

YALL I CANT,,, I CANT,,,

#MSA spoilers #MSA #msa the future

[hammurabicomplex-a]

———  BASICS! ♡

(PEN)NAME:    vivi

PRONOUNS:     she / her

ZODIAC SIGN:     scorpio

TAKEN OR SINGLE:     single

———  THREE  FACTS! ♡

my family tends to move around a lot and i’ve moved 18 times  ( i actually counted it )  in my life,  and i’m only 22 years old.

i'm mostly self-taught when it comes to english.   i’ve gotten so used to writing in english it almost feels more natural than my own native language at this point,  but mistakes might still happen.

if i see a stray cat i have to at least try to pet it.   i HAVE to.   it doesn’t matter if i’m busy or late.   i will immediately drop whatever i’m doing and try to pet the cat.

———  EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED:   tbh i think i’ve mostly only used tumblr.   skype for a very short time,  and i do roleplay on discord occasionally if anyone’s up for it  ( i really like it for when i’ve been busy and can’t get on my computer too often because i can write the replies from my phone ),  but i started on tumblr and i definitely prefer it over other platforms.   i’ve been on the rpc on and off since 2012,  so 9ish years.

———  MUSE  PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER:     while i’ve been trying to write more men,  i do have a preference towards writing female muses.   it feels like it comes more naturally to me,  and it’s clear i have a super obvious favoritism over pat and my other female muses than the male ones,  but i really wanna try to give them all at least somewhat equal attention lmao.   as for muses i interact with i really have no preference.

LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S):     i don’t HATE any faces ig but i’d be lying if i said faceclaims don’t matter at all to me.   to me picking a faceclaim  ( or even multiple ones if you’re into alt fcs,  so long as they have a similar vibe to them )  is kinda like casting an actor to play a character;  if you pick someone who doesn’t match the vibe of your muse at all the whole thing feels kinda weird and not super well done.   i’m not super picky or anything but it is something i notice when coming across new muses.

MULTI OR SINGLE:     multis are a lot more practical but i just deal better with single muse blogs.   my poor multi is neglected and i feel like i always pick a favorite and end up ignoring the others.   i honestly bow down to people who can run multis with 10-20+ muses,  that could never be me.

———  FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡    

FLUFF:    i LOVE fluff,  but i’m way better at it when there’s some kind of plot / a strong dynamic between our muses backing it up.   it’s not that i don’t love a good slice of life,  and fluff for the sake of fluff can be so good,  but too much of it with little plot behind it just kinda gets boring real fast to me and i end up losing interest.   it’s just all about the dynamic for me.

ANGST:    this is where i thrive.   i know for sure there’s not a thing in the world i can write better than angst,  and i enjoy it the most out of everything.   i love writing conflict,  fights,  sorrow,  complicated relationships,  all that good stuff.   if you have an angsty idea you wanna do with me,  please  don’t hesitate to bring it up.

SMUT:    i do enjoy writing it,  again especially when there’s a plot,  when it furthers character / relationship development.   porn without plot is a little meh;  i just feel like it can get repetitive,  but it’s fun to write sometimes.   as usual i will always prioritize stuff with a plot behind it.

PLOT / MEMES:    i’ve been babbling about plotting nonstop because it’s just one of the most important things to me.   i like to have at least an idea of how our muses’ dynamic would work and where it’s going,  and one of my favorite things about rp is just getting to throw ideas and headcanons back and forth with someone else.   it makes me so much more invested in a thread,  and it makes me super happy to see my partner is also invested  ( i can be hesitant about sending people random hcs / messages because i don’t wanna annoy anyone but just know i want to do it all day ).   i also love memes!!   even if i can be slow as hell with them.   sometimes it works better than an actual starter,  tho i’m really good at writing starters and i’m often the one who volunteers to do it.

tagged by :  @dispatched  ♡ tagging :   @dorianmalarkey, @maudlinman, @alreadybrcken, @kryetar, @crestazul, @pcplarstreet, @tcpimpabutterfly, @odairing

#❝ OOC. ╱ vivi screams from the void.

[soobinies]

OMG VIVI!!! I JUST SAW A PHOTO EDIT OF TAEHYUN WITH REALLY SOFT PASTEL PINK AND PURPLE HAIR AND LSNFOSNDOSNDK HE'S FREAKING BEAUTIFUL

OH GOD I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED TO SEE TAEHYUN WITH PASTEL PINK AND PURPLE HAIR!!!!

Of course I do think they should give Taehyun's scalp a break tho, poor boy has been dying his hair so much and I love his blond and sliver hair A LOT but I hope he can take a break and take care of his hair/scalp. So maybe one day in the future we could hope for pastel pink + purple Taehyun.

WAIT WIAT????? I NEED TO SEE ITT!! THAT WOULD BE SO CUTEEE!! but yesss!! Give his scalp a break

#replies #anon #oh how cuteee

[henriiiii-1001old]

rambling pt 10(?) - fnaf world

a i g h t rambling time bc fuck it i wanna talk more fvgbhnjm

i’m just gonna copy and paste some hcs abt this concept bc it’s LONG and i’m too lazy to type anything (i will be making adjustments to some of the copied messages bc i’m picky xdd)

loooong hcs down below

categories: william’s first visit william’s second/permanent visit chica’s magic rainbow/end of michael’s tyranny omc and william’s family fredbear and springbonnie

William’s first visit

i have made an official hc a while back that fnaf world is kind of the equivelent of the underworld from greek mythology. everyone who dies goes there, no matter if you have been good or bad. they separate you into different areas of fnaf world depending on how good or bad you have been. upper floor/animtronica is good people, 4th level is the worst people.. at least it should have been that way but someone else went into power of fnaf world.

soooo after the fire in ffps, william ends up here along with charlie, elizabeth, kathryn (william's wife), two fazbear employees (mike schmidt and fritz smith), and michael (who calls himself mk even though mk is still alive :/). thing is everyone is separated throughout, and william first appears in the plains part (the green thing in the world? i don't remember the names of the places qwq). he and the other missing children (who have been there since the year prior to the ffps fire) head off to find everyone else. it's basically fnaf world version 1. so he's found everyone except for michael. where does he find him? where you're supposed to be fighting animdude (i will explain this in the next part because i don't want this to be too long) sooo william defeats michael and in my au, michael's like, self proclaimed king, so he's got like his own mini castle which have portals to different dimensions and timelines. william sneaks into the castle and finds the portal back to his timeline and dips aaaaaand then vr happens but i'm gonna skip that because we need to cut to the juicy part.

William’s second/permanent visit

the second time he gets here is after something going on in sb (yes ik it's stupid to have hcs before a game comes out, but idc they just came man qwq) where [SPOILERS HERE I DON’T WANNA EXPLAIN YET >:(((( i will be referring to a specific character as vivi tho bc why not] and they both now end up in fnaf world. william is reeaaallly salty he officially died again and vivi is freaking the fuck out. and guess who comes into the scene. fucking michael. he introduces himself to vivi as mk, but vivi actually knows who mk really is, and michael just makes it seem like mk was a liar (vivi obviously doesn't believe that tho. william on the other hand... yeah xddd). now all of a sudden, michael sees vivi's soul is FULL of remnant (side note here: souls cannot hold remnant by themselves in the living world and it must be removed. they can hold it in fnaf world though since the world is made from remnant, but they lose it slowly overtime. michael thinks he can extract the remnant from souls in fnaf world though and he thought when william came back he'd have a lot, but as william was stuck with vivi after vr, most, if not all, of his remnant transferred over to her). aaaand william actually tries to defend her saying "fuck you", taking vivi, and booking it out of there. uuhhh that's all i got for now. ig it's kind of like version 2 of the game because you get animdude as a playable character in that version, and the two are trying to find him so power could be restored in fnaf world

Chica’s Magic Rainbow/End of Michael’s tyranny

you guys remember the bitch chica's magic rainbow? uuuuh yeah that's vivi. here she was manipulated (and kind of mind controlled??) by king michael (the bitch majesty himself uwu) to help him take down william and make him suffer like he's supposed to. thing is, before the fight william and vivi found animdude, the actual caretaker of fnaf world and is kind of like god ig, so animdude helps william fight king michael and chica's michael’s magic rainbow. michael loses and vivi kind of... dies? she just gets knocked out really if anything but she wakes up just fine. animdude takes his place back as the caretaker, michael is sent to fnaf world's version of purgatory, and william is sent to his own personal hell (don't worry he isn't a bitch abt it like he'd usually be xddd) and william's personal hell is a challenge that he is supposed to die over and over again and never win (guarded and managed by cassidy), but if he wins at least one night of hell, he will be able to roam fnaf world freely (he was given this "if" situation since he helped animdude take back fnaf world. it was like a "thank you, but still get fucked" thing ya know?)

OMC and William’s family

so um.. omc’s not really that developed as a character, but what i can tell you is that either he's just only gonna be william's dad or there could possibly be two old ppl consequences and it's probably gonna be both his parents. when they died they at first inhabited the first sublevel of fnaf world where the "you were pretty good in life" people go, but when michael took over fnaf world and claimed himself king, he moved whoever was in the fourth layer to the third causing a lot of overcrowding, and put william's parents and older sister down there to wait for william to come so they could be his personal tormentors later on. amelia, william's sister, was of course wanting revenge, and she sat at the bottom of the lake, her spirit changing to adapt to the environment around her since her regular spirit form cannot survive underwater (also i just came up with this now, but the more you travel the sublevels downward, the more your spirit changes to adapt to the environment around it. those in the fourth layer get morphed the worst since the worst people are supposed to be down there). william's parents on the other hand, cherry afton and idk what the dad's name is gonna be yet so i'll just call him omc, do not want to do this since they don't know about anything he's done other than kill his sister (he would've gone to the third layer if he only killed her but.. that didn't happen :/). they do get out of the fourth layer eventually, but the fourth layer changes spirits forms extremely quickly so the people down there can suffer for eternity for longer since the changing of a spirit's form is extremely painful. so what ended up happening is that amelia ends up as a deformed siren who cannot survive on land, omc is a literal crocodile, and idk what i wanna do w/ cherry yet :/

Fredbear and Springbonnie

soooo my henry and william are as follows in terms of personality: william: bitchy bitch, child life nabber, hates his kids (except michael), springy boi kinnie, furry, g a e  a s  h e l l henry: baby boy, poor man who needs therapy, loves kids and adopted three idiots later in life, fredbear kinnie, maybe a furry, g a e as well but if you switch their personalities, that's fnaf world fredbear and springbonnie. fredbear acts EXTREMELY william-like and it even creeps out william himself. like.. william kinda gets a redemption arc while he's fighting his dead antihero son king michael bc through fredbear, he sees how fucked up he was as a person (doesn’t excuse his actions though *spits on him*). he also learns bc vivi basically turns into his therapist ig xddd william takes two full trips through fnaf world, first time fredbear was his mentor, telling him to "find the clocks" and all that shit. but the second time, it was actually spring bonnie, helping him and vivi stay out of king michael’s sight and help them find animdude. he got to see both sides of both characters during his two trips. fredbear and spring both have a happy-go-lucky side, but they both have darker, deeper, more real sides to them that reflect into the real world.

#fnaf #fnaf world #long post #william afton #vivi #fredbear #springbonnie #omc #old man consequences #ask to tag #ask box is open for questions or if something needs clarification! #i do have images but i'm not gonna post them yet qwq #i just don't feel like it rn sry

[florafey]

Thoughts on QoN

I started reading The Queen of Nothing on 19 November, 2019, and finished it about fifteen minutes ago on 23 November, 2019. Much as I did with The Wicked King, here are my thoughts while reading.

Spoilers, of course, are under the cut

- Oak is EIGHT??? I’ve been writing him like a three year old this whole time lol whoops sorry Oak

- Idk how to feel about this whole Vivi/Heather thing it smells like manipulation to me

- Lmao Jude’s a freelancer gotta love it

- I have now named my Goblin Brain Grima Mog how dope is that name fr

- Jude is an adrenaline addict and that’s a fact

- “It feels good to be fighting someone other than myself” SWEETIE CARDAN LOVES YOU

- Oooooooh I like Grima Mog I have a feeling she and Jude are going to cross paths again, maybe in Faeire

- (Also not surprised by Grima’s prediction of Cardan being dethroned soon that boy hates his job more than retail workers during the holidays)

- Oh look, three books in and Jude is finally admitting her feelings for Cardan

- I love the juxtaposition between Taryn in her pretty dress and Jude literally being two steps from death and not seeming to care lol

- Hmmmm okay I want to believe that Taryn killed Locke but couldn’t this just be a way to get Jude back into Faerie??? Idk why they would want that but I don’t trust Taryn 

- (Also I hope Locke is dead it would be Taryn’s one redeeming quality)

- ooooooohhhhhh shit Taryn’s PREGNANT AASHHSJSDKJDKSSKLDSJDJSJ HAHAHHAHAH this is too good oh no

- There’s literally zero chance of this plan of Jude pretending to be Taryn is going to go well. Or even close to well

- “Squeeze hug” awww that’s gonna be in a fic I promise

- This feels like The Parent Trap

- I’m sweating

- ITS CAAAAAAARDAAAAAAAN 

- Oh and his tail is out wow good for him

- Fuck a duck I love his tail

- And gold eyeliner, stellar cosmetic choice if I may say so

- Yep I knew it see here she goes off to his chambers he’s gonna find out eeeeekkkkk

- He knowsssssss he been knew of COURSE he been knew how could I be so stupid to think he didn’t know it was Jude this whole time I’m a clown and a fool

- Wow I’m kind of soft right now I love my babies and they clearly love each other but they’re being so ANGSTY AAAAAA

- “Wisdom is for the meek” uhh??? Madoc what are you talking about bud

- Ahhhh see now Jude is getting protective over her throne and crown, she’s blooming into a Queen....good shit for sure

- Also Jude better be the spy she was born to be now that she’s in Madoc’s camp and he thinks she’s Taryn

- Oh, she’s going foraging in the woods? By herself? Yeah, this is gonna go great, Oriana, really

- Yeah def can’t trust Grimsen although I love how Holly Black describes his work and how they’re beautiful but also deadly and cursed

- I’d like to hear more about how he tried to kill Cardan with that ruby earring and failed lol

- tHE GHOST??? What the hell is he doing here???? Am I the only one who just thought homeboy was dead?? Yikes lol

- Ugh Locke was such a Man good thing he’s rotting now

- “You’re scheming” “I’m always scheming” yeah ain’t that the truth bby

- uh oh MOMMY KNOWS heheheheheh

- Well no wonder Cardan turned out like this look at how he was raised, poor boy

- I mean, to be fair, look at Jude while you’re at it

- Oh hey it’s the Roach

- OH HEY ITS CARDAN

- Awwww Vivi went to Cardan because she thought Jude was in trouble and not only did he go to the Roach to go get Jude but he came too !! wow for people who can’t stand each other they make quite the gang 

- I love how inconvenienced Cardan seems by Locke’s death but not actually sad lol what a mood

- Breaking into Grimsen’s forge does NOT sound like a good idea no sir

- Ugh king and queen wow

- I cannot WAIT for Madoc to realize the Jude is the High Queen I cannot

- AYYYY MY GIRL GRIMA MOG what did I tell y’all, hmmm?

- Wow Madoc really just stabbed Jude like that and is going to leave her ??? the disrespect

- Ohh my god oh wow her blood is making flowers grow she’s a QUEEN wow look at that, you go bby

- Ah fuck Jude, you got set up by the bumb ass father you have

- ABAHAHAHAHHHAH this isn’t funny but Jude falling from the rafters onto the banquet table is on par with the beauty of Kaz and Wylan falling through the ceiling onto Van Eck’s dining room table heheheh

- @hollyblack can I breathe??? Shit girl

- Cardan said THATS MY WIFE 

- Wow Cardan washing Jude’s hands herself??? This boy is in loooove

- Oak and Jude’s maid playing Uno ????? Iconic

- “You’re generally terrifying” oh same Cardan

- So Jude really could have pardoned herself this whole time!!!!!! Come ON sis how didn’t you pick up on that WE picked up on it (don’t worry tho we know you’ve been stressed it’s okay you’re here now)

- And Cardan really expected her to pardon herself I have no words for this boy 

- Jude and Cardan’s relationship is so strange but at least it’s healthy now, you know?

- Look at Cardan being vulnerable and Jude not being mean to him for it 

- He’s being KIIIIIND WHAATTT

- “This is my room, and that’s my wife” AAHAHAHHAHH

- Cardan touches her hair oh my gooooooood i’m dying send help

- Can y’all tell I’ve been deprived lol

- Hahahahah Jude trashed Lady Asha, as she should 

- So I think I like QoN Cardan the most, although I did find Cardan in the first two books terribly entertaining to read about (Srry Jude)

- So Taryn seems to be behaving better than she did in the first two books, kind of being a badass, knowing the Ghost’s true name and all

Cardan likes hearing about slushy machines are you kiDDING ME????

- “Our marriage is an alliance” okay but you sleeping in his shirts isn’t, now, is it? Or how about him petting your hair? Or you thinking he looks cute in gold eyeliner?? lol Jude get real

- Aw I like this Fand/Jude freindship us girls gotta look out for each other

- Grima Mog more like Grima MOM lol

- “Big horns, little dude” LMAO HEATHER STOPP

- I’m enjoying Heather, I have to say

- Finally they kiss it only took TWO HUNDRED PAGES 

- oh guys they really like each other im soft

- Casual hand holding? yes 

- I can’t believe these are the same idiots who were trying to drown each other in the first book 

- look they’re trying to be vulnerable and without armor I’m gonna cry

- I feel quite uneasy about this Queen Suren girl who’s parents have her leashed somehow

- Oh wow fuck Grimsen am I right

- Oh SHIT Cardan really broke the crown like it didn’t mean shit to him...the development...the wisdom

- Cardan really said I want my WIFE and my PEOPLE 

- Oh wait fuck fuck fuck oh no stop wait

- Lmao Jude collapsing on the floor is literally me whenever I have to be in charge

- Okay there’s gotta be a way out of this, I didn’t mean it literally when I said Cardan was a snake

- Hey, Jude’s like, smart as shit, no?

- Hahahaha she basically said “Cardan is like, 90% of my impulse control”

- I love how Taryn is hyping Jude up throughout this while shitshow, I love how the two of them have developed past their book one probems

- The Bomb teasing Jude about the dust on her skirts made my day

- Look at Jude really having healthy realtionships with the women around her, I’m so proud of my little murder gir

- Nicassia better come in clutch here, I don’t trust Jarel or Nore not one bit

- Uhhh that story Heather told about the snake that wanted to marry the princess made me howl with laughter and I don’t think it was supposed to

- Vivi got Cardan a snowglobe that says “Congratulations on your promotion” for his coronation gift and he kept did DID EVERYONE HEAR ME I SAID VIVI-

- Oh damn Kaye alright no need for all that

- Ohhhh I had totally forgot about the dress in book one that Jude ordered but received a different one instead... Cardan sent it?? wild 

- Okay I hope Jude knows what she’s doing but when has she ever not

- The UNDERSEA HEEEEEELLL YEAH

- Oh look and Cardan!!!!!!! Yeah Jude knew what she was doing that’s my girl

- Awwww look at that hug wow the development these two have been through is unreal I’ll keep saying it 

- “I knew little else, but I always knew you” KILL ME

- Oh wow mortals and mingling more with the folk this is good

- Robert of Jersey lmaoooo

- So the Ghost and Taryn ??? Kind of funny but I’m kind of here for it

- I’m literally so close to tears and I’m not kidding they’re having a fucking WEDDING CELEBRATION in the MORTAL WORLD with a banner that says “Congrats Newlyweds” yeah I’m crying now thanks a lot Holly

- Cardan adjusts his paper crown in the microwave reflection so it’s skewed......I don’t think I can react any more I really afjsflsdk

-Wow that was better than anything I could have imagined, hoped for, dreamed of

- The character development, the plot, the resolution, EVERTHING was astounding I’m blown away

This was long as shit If you made it this far, I appreciate you lol. Now go read all three Folk of the Air books again. Go now

#the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jude x cardan #jurdan #holly black

[dumbdancemomssideblog]

S1E1: The Competition Begins

okie dokie first ever episode of dance moms rewatch starts now :0 i actually remember watching this the very first time it aired on lifetime because i was channel surfing and saw a commercial for it earlier that day. that was the summer between 8th and 9th grade. ah memories... i didnt know what to expect because i did dance when i was a kid but not on a competition team and it was mostly ballet so i was pretty unfamiliar with this whole world. 

anyway lets begin. this is probably gonna be a longer post than what i’ll end up writing for the other episodes in season 1 bc the first episode introduces so much info, just a heads up

Act 1: (aside: yes its insufferable to divide this into “acts” when its really just like “segments separated by commercial breaks” but thats how they’re called in actual tv scripts so im just going with that cuz i cant think of a better/easier way uwu)

god this is so fucking early 2010s lmao

i miss these days where they were just talented nobodies from pittsburgh on a low budget reality tv show that nobody even knew would be successful. and the bad hair and makeup but idk if that was also just a 2011 thing lol

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES GREEN SCREEN INTROS IM DYING

the chalkboard !!!! they werent doing the pyramid on the mirror yet 

(apparently abby never did anything similar to the pyramid thing but the producers made her and it became a whole Thing on the show and thats why the moms were like wtf is this bullshit the first week)

mackenzie looks like a toddler. chloe is so tiny. theyre the 2 who changed the most physically over the course of the show

i remember watching this for the first time being used to ballet lyrical and jazz but never having done or really seen acro/gymnastics in dance choreo and being SO flabbergasted. i was thinking “a chin stand is not dancing what the actual hell” and yknow what? i was right

melissa: “my boyfriend knows how much i spend on dance because he signs the checks...............hermehhemrherrmehermh” (the most awkward laugh omg)

maddie is wearing a fucking bumpit in her hair i cannot

melissa deadass just said out loud “im here for my daughter im not here to make friends” ok everybody mark that one off on your catty women’s reality tv show bingo card!

camera man accidentally getting in the shot filming right in front of the huge wall-mirror.... what is this, amateur hour? i’ll let it slide since its the first day of filming rehearsal but step it up, boys

aw i forgot about maddie getting sick and crying :/ poor kid

melissa saying “i cant stand a chid that’s sick” sounds so edited like the intonation made it seem to me like they just cut her off mid-sentence i love lifetime

oh this was still when they were wearing normal stuff to class/rehearsal like black leotards bc they werent getting sent a trillion crazy 2-piece dancewear outfits for free yet bc they werent famous, man those were the days

Act 2:

[obligatory b-roll footage of downtown pittsburgh] 

the maddie chloe paige trio !!!! this is making me feel so nostalgic

“knees together, paige. you’re bow-legged, you need to fix that”

“you’re tall, you’re skinny, you’re a beautiful girl, you can do better than this. FOCUS” shes like 10 abby what the hell

“people think im tough and i guess i am but i would rather be the one to make your kid cry in the privacy of my studio than at an open-call audition in front of hundreds of people”

okay unpopular opinion alert: i agree with a lot of what abby says about stuff like this but her delivery is flawed, to but it euphemistically, that being said i think the production team of the show and the fame inflating her ego changed all of this somewhere over the course of the second season and its really sad to see :/ i can expand on that thought later tho

aw paige crying bc abby correcting her (but not saying anything personal or out of line, just technique corrections (at based on what we were shown, we dont know everything she said oop)) shes a sensitive kid she never should have been put on this show :( 

paige looks exactly like her mom i didnt realize that before

nia and holly were done so dirty throughout the whole series in terms of the narrative the producers set up about nia being the weakest link :/ 

Act 3:

cathy’s entire involvement in the show from the very beginning was so painfully obviously scripted (or at least heavily staged) 

vivi was also done dirty by the show’s narrative and she was only 6 and they presented her as like the butt of the joke bc her mom’s “character” was crazy and also she wasnt good at dance. i wonder how she feels about the show now that shes a teenager hmm. she really seemed not to give a fuck about dance for better or for worse when she was a kid tho so maybe she doesnt care ?

in what universe would an owner of another competitive dance studio bring her own kid to another studio more than an hour’s drive away, AND be under the impression that she could compete with them in a week, especially when they showed the kids’ and moms’ shocked reaction at the start of the episode to having to learn a dance in a week and compete it? like really what is the point of cathy and vivi being a part of this show im so ????

Act 4: 

THE MINISTER DAWN OUTBURST HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS

this fight is about 50% of what got them a full season 1 and then things took off from there tbh. the other 50% was the electricity dance but thats a point for next episode..... :)

“you’re a minister act like one” “YOU’RE RIGHT I AM A MINISTER! LET’S PLAY THE BIBLE GAME ABBY, WHEN JESUS SAW THINGS THAT WERE WRONG HE WENT AFTER THEM, AND YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS TO MY KID” ma’am i think the wrongs jesus addressed were of slightly more importance than a preteen being told she cant take a dance class if shes violating the studio’s dress code

this is so good bc it wasnt staged afaik and there are regular students all throughout the building just STARING at them like lmao what even is going on, so im pretty sure this is real???

regardless, yeah dont wear socks and a tshirt to an acrobatics class, thats common fucking sense

another cameraman-in-mirror sighting, but its hard to think about angles when filming spontaneous drama like this, so i wont count it against them

“you called me fat” (i remember that being in the episode but thats not on the episode available through lifetime on demand that im watching from my moms tv hmmmmmm) “i told you to close and tuck in your two-piece costume, theres a big difference. HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT BUT YOU CAN’T REMEMBER TO TURN YOUR FEET OUT” uh scream

she really called the police on this woman i cannot handle this. can you imagine being a police officer responding to this call? 

“we have a parent thats out of control. pardon? no shes doesnt have weapons, just her mouth” iconic

im sorry im still not over the hair and makeup. the flat hair with the side bangs. the black pencil eyeliner applied all the way around the eye. why did any of us think this was a look :( why did we do this :(

Act 5:

they went all the way to phoenix to compete 3 numbers, only 2 of which are shown in the episode.

i think this is the only time they ever went to west coast dance explosion because its an actual competition and they wouldnt allow filming after this lol i think they did go to wcde one weekend in addition to a competition where they were filming but it wasnt shown or mentioned at all

abby not wanting brooke and paige to have a french manicure on stage if theyre the only ones in the group with the french tips is perfectly valid idk why it was framed as some crazy micromanaging shit

i also am really not a fan of the whole “high functioning alcoholic wine mom/crazy stage mom” schtick they were pushing for the first few episodes of this show

in retrospect i feel like so many of the quips in this episode were intentionally fucking crazy just to get the audience engaged enough to want to watch more episodes...

“see those girls down there, those girls with the legs? thats who you’re up against, so step it up”

abby warning them that its dangerous for their little party hats to slip when they’re doing aerials and pirouettes and stuff: “what if you were at radio city music hall and they had the ice rink out and you were doing a side aerial and fell 13 stories down and died, huh?” fantastic point abby thank you for saying that to 5 girls ages 8-12 less than 5 minutes before they went on stage. perfect time for a teaching moment like that :)

i forgot how bad the camera work was in the first few episodes for footage of their performances. like they really didnt think the show’s audience would actually want to watch the kids dance, the producers and editors thought we just wanted to see stage mothers yelling at each other lol

also the mic feed over the music of abby talking to herself giving them corrections while watching them dance on stage.... im so glad they quit doing that. i dont remember them doing it like that for any other episode, i hope im right

this choreo is very basic and its a cute dance i guess but its very cringe in some places and for the first episode this is such a forgettable group routine

their scandalized reaction to placing third and the sad piano music is so funny honestly

and maddies reaction in the interview which was almost definitely fed to her by the producers where shes like “i win all the time i dont really know what its like to LOSE i always win or get runner up” so many of maddies lines from season 1 interviews sound so fake and she was probably too naive to know they were getting her to say that stuff so they could paint her as a conceited brat (she was EIGHT)

the trio costume was so ugly im sorry (is it supposed to be like a 50s pinup bathing suit?) (and the headband thing looks so bad) and also the music is bad but they had no real authority over that bc of copyright stuff

chloe’s headpiece coming forward and the ensuing drama was another moment in the episode that really solidified public interest in the show imho.... 

“YOU’RE IN THE BAR HAVING A DRINK AND YOUR KID’S HEADPIECE IS FALLING OFF” “it did not FALL OFF it CAME FORWARD it was FINE!!!”

“mistakes happen, we’re human.” “YOU are. mistakes like that dont happen to me”

and then the “next time on dance moms” with the WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE electricity dance, of course. genuinely that was really smart of the producers in terms of structuring things to generate intrigue lol. and obviously it ended up working....

#dance moms #s1e1 #season 1