#plus they’re not real

[knowlesian]

cannot help but mentally label these the anal prolapse bike shorts

the ads on this website are magic

#suddenly i miss pika-dude or the ball shavers #why. who. what is going on with these shorts #who is this for #…no i know who it’s for but “the carebears from that one carebear porn” feels like a niche market #plus they’re not real

[whaliiwatching]

finally my obsession with zoot suits becomes useful

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT ZOOT SUITS #they’re fascinating the history is just. ouujhghghghhh i love it #not to mention the silhouette??? the chain???? fuck yeah #plus… green carnation… wink wink #green carnations as a subtle queer symbol also fell out of use round the 20s i think but i like it so #also zoot suits are technically a late 30s/40s thing if i remember right but leT ME HAVE THIS #theyre going on a date to a langston hughes reading <333 #yknow how every spidey seems to have a borough?? like miles has brooklyn and gwen has chelsea #well. noir has harlem #IMAGINE IT. NOIR RIGHT IN THE THICK OF THE HARLEM RENAISSANCE #I NEED IT TO BE REAL #im so happy i get to incorporate my interest in the roarin 20s #into this magnificent ship. fucking fantastic for me #poem on hobie is love again blues by literally guess

[katnissmellarkkk]

unpopular opinion maybe(?) but i’m so very happy gale did not die in mockingjay. i know a lot of fans across the internet really wish he would have died instead of finnick but that would have bothered me to absolutely no end. because it would have cheapened katniss’ choice. take away the fact that she would have inevitably grieved gale and that it would have broken her heart and that she would have ultimately needed time to process the loss before growing back together with peeta. take all that away and you’re still left with the fact that if gale was dead, peeta would have always looked like a consolation prize.

#thinking about this a lot today and my old otp from five plus years ago because they’re the real reason I hate this trope #anyways I’m just happy gale lived because it would have messed up my endgame otherwise #yes I’m petty like that #everlark #thg #hunger games #Katniss everdeen #Peeta mellark #gale hawthorne #text post ✨✍🏻🤎 #200

[verysleepyfrog]

WAKE UP BABE!! NEW CANON MONIKA IMAGE DROPPED !!!!!!!!

#i love her so much . i love that her side strands have grown out since the new year’s eve fanart (where they were shorter than in game) + #but they’re not quite back to their original length yet #DETAILS :3333 #also she’s a plant mom . it’s real #ALSO . this might be the first time we’ve seen her bow actually wrapped around her ponytail in a canon image of her . not totally sure tho #I LOVE HER GREEN SKIRT #ddlc #doki doki literature club #monika #ddlc monika #ddlc plus #ddlc+ #doki doki literature club plus #SHES SO PRETTY x]

[transannabeth]

i understand where people are coming from when they say you shouldn’t read books fast but if i’m in the zone i cannot control the speed at which i start devouring pages

#do you ever look up from a book and realize you’ve finished it in a sitting #that + audiobooks MUST be sped up for my brain to focus means i get through them fast #for work i read 9 books a month ish and then any i read in my free time #when i was working at the library i did like 30+ books in three months #anyway i’m just talking to myself #i don’t think you need to push yourself to read the most books ever in a year but also people read at different speeds #with different amounts of free time and ways they read them #and for different reasons because i mean. i think you should think deeply about books and sit with them. but you don’t HAVE to #(plus for some people with real real high numbers? check the books #i read 9 magic tree house books in like 3 hours because they’re short #my sister uses graphic novels when she’s behind on her Goodreads goal #some people track novellas and short stories) #anyway there’s no purpose to this post goodbye! #not pjo #chitter chatter

[coco0milkshake]

Haha- long time no see again anyway here’s a slight redesign of Wally

#change of Headcannon: no more button eye anymore :’( #before the update my headcannon was that wally could see the other’s ‘puppet form’ with it #like they’re actual puppets #and gives wally an extensional crisis #it’s kinda complicated to explain maybe it’s a good thing I got rid of it #plus it looked cool #but after the update I got rid of it because the puppets *might* actually be real #I’m still keeping the strings on him #and his limbs falling off randomly cuz it’s funny #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #if you’re wondering where I’ve been #well- the sonic fandom currently has me on chokehold #and fnaf ruin #and also artblock #I’m still gonna post welcome home dw #hope you don’t mind I’m gonna be posting some fnaf in the future #and maybe other things #also I’m dreamt that wally and barnaby got married #in the middle of a war #so that was fun

[team-mythic-beasts]

[The Gods of Hetaveyond] 10 Facts About Aluros 🐱

A.K.A. God of Colors, The Origin (of Life), The First Shapeshifter, etc.

(Previous: Photia | Next: TBA)

For Earth Day, we introduce the most down-to-earth god in Hetaveyond— Aluros! (pronounced “AY-loo-rose”)

1. Aluros is the only male deity amongst the Three Primordial Gods.

2. Those who receive Aluros’ blessing develop markings on their bodies, which carry over to their other forms. No two shapeshifters possess the same marks.

3. In his main form, Aluros’ hair, eyes, and animal features change color depending on his mood.

4. Aluros’ iconic necklace contains an extremely rare, color-changing gemstone. Only Lucas Reynard, his champion, is known to possess another piece.

5. Despite their differing ideologies, especially regarding mortals, Aluros is close friends with Diadema and her children, as they have been for thousands of years.

6. Aluros’ emotions are known to affect the skies; when he is really happy, the sky turns into a beautiful shade of purple. 💜

7. Aluros and his four familiars, the Princesses of Color, founded five nations in the continent of Kromatista in the early 1600s. Their reign there was short-lived, however, as the mortals grew to believe their nations can operate without their founders.

8. Many believe that Aluros vanished around 300 years ago, as he had not been worshipped since. However, recent studies have pointed out that certain figures in history never really existed— they were only disguises worn by the God of Colors!

9. Unearthed remains of Aluros’ first tribe, Zucoria, reveals a mural of what modern scholars believe to be the true form of the God of Colors— a giant red cat.

10. Aluros is based on the amazing @tolyys! That’s why he’s such a ball of sunshine 💕

Bonus Illustrations

The Many Hues and Emotions of Aluros

The Princesses of Color

from top left, in clockwise order:

- 🍊 Clementine, the Citrus Princess

- 🌙 Domino, the Umbra Princess

- ⛰️ Minerva, the Mineral Princess

- 🐟 Lorelei, the Siren Princess

Ancient mural depicting a gigantic cat surrounded by various smaller figures; subject identified by modern researchers as Aluros

(Previous: Photia | Next: TBA)

#not tmb #hetaveyond originals #the gods of hetaveyond #hetaveyond #aveyond x hetalia #aluros #aluros the origin #princesses of color #clementine the citrus princess #domino the umbra princess #lorelei the siren princess #minerva the mineral princess #i had so much fun designing him! #and the princesses too #luke is diadema’s son but aluros is like a father to him #aluros probably jokes abt being his dad too #he was the only person allowed to call luke lukey before mikel entered his life #he is absolutely supportive of luke and mikel’s relationship #do not ship him with diadema they’re both based on real people #plus the gods of hetaveyond are all aroace anyways sooooo—

[lesbianyosano]

i will never be able to draw dazai the way i actually think he looks like not bc of lack of skill but bc it’d be sooo boring

#bc in my head he looks bland as fuck #like yes he’s attractive extremely so but in a way where it’s almost. too much??? #like his face is symmetrical and his smile it’s perfect and it’s unnerving #like with celebrities they’re good looking yes but it’s inhuman almost they’re attractive but sanitized even when sexy #and there’s sth just kind of dead in his eyes when you really look so no matter how charming he is it comes across as fake and disturbing #this uncanny valley he’s not real he looks like every beauty standard to a point where it’s just soo boring #and i just can’t bring myself to draw him like this bc i enjoy messing with designs too much and i love adding little features #plus i try to make his skin a little darker but realistically i imagine hes very pale and fair #but i don’t want him to beee not him and not any of the japanese characters tbh #i’m still not super good at picking skin tones but i’ve been getting better i think #the problem is bc i use an off white background and color the skin first it looks very dark and then after i put hair color in place it #suddenly starts to look much paler and it’s really frustrating #anyway i just think thematically he should be very conventionally attractive to a point where it’s unnerving and sanitized due to #it’s restraint #does this make sense #txt.

[dutybcrne]

Taru has enough money to like. Get/custom order promise rings and all that. But I like to think he’d be the kinda dude who’d like. Bite the finger of his significant other in lieu of it and occasionally renew the mark when it fades.

#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. ); #//Like #//Hed get a real one if they Really wanted him to #//But he likes the idea of just goin Chomp #//Would be THRILLED if they did it back #//Its much more Personal; he thinks #//Plus they’re less likely to lose it! #//Unless their arm/hand gets fucken hacked off or smth #hc; tartaglia

[adrift-in-thyme]

OOOH Tumblr’s doing user testing 👀

#I’m very happy about that #this app needs some improvements #and I’m glad that they’re open to making them! #trin rambles #plus all ux stuff makes me giddy lol #so I’m excited #I signed up to participate of course #I can’t do a small redesign of the app for a school project #and then not try to have some part in the actual real interface changes #…apparently I’m a ux/ui nerd XD

[mellomadness]

sometimes I wonder if I should take a gender studies class just so I can bitch every day about how an imaginary boyfriend is often seen as a requirement for a woman to feel safe enough to have fun at a club, or the idea that an imaginary person with a fake “claim” over me has more influence over predatory men than my own voice saying “No, I’m not interested, get lost”

#venting #hnnnnng the double standard is really really making my teeth hurt recently #(in that I’m grinding my jaw at the mere thought of this particular breed of injustice) #I honestly miss going out with my friends. I miss going to bars and clubs and enjoying the night #but I wanna go with my friends and leave my boyfriend at home for once #he gets to go out and enjoy himself all the time with his friends and they never even have to deal with unwanted flirtation #meanwhile I go out in a tshirt and jeans and get fucking catcalled or flirted with just fucking getting groceries #and it’s not a narrative on beauty or anything. it’s about men’s perception of women #specifically predatory men and men who don’t realize they’re BEING predatory #perhaps it’s because I’ve been going to this fucking gamer school for far too long #and I’ve interacted with so many socially inept/incel men from there #who don’t know what no means or dont take women seriously when they do say no #or they literally cannot read between the lines of a woman politely declining their advances #‘but she was being so nice to me’ yeah bc if she wasn’t you’d either call her a bitch or try to force her anyway #anyway. I’m angry #im tired of living in fear of morons #I’m tired of not being able to go out on a Tuesday night and just walk the town with my friends #specifically my femme friends #we should be at the club!! instead we’re trying to make sure the group is like a school of fish so we’re less of a target #and like. I could talk about this on twt or reddit but. cmon. let’s be real here #MelloMoans #really does feel like we’re going backwards when it comes to gender equality and feminism #especially with the influx of the whole sigma male/high value male bullshit #I understand how it came to be I really do but that plus the whole pick me girl thing is just another toxic view of gender identity #and all it has resulted in on both sides is a wider degree of separation between the genders #therefore allowing both extremes to dehumanize every one that doesn’t identify as sigma male or not like other girls YET AGAIN #(and therefore also opens up the door for dehumanizing lgbtq+ folks but. let’s be real. that hasn’t really gone away yet :/

[viatrix-glow]

watched road to show for the first time

#enstars #my art #i forgot that the subtitles on the websites are like… Bad #they’re still enough to know what’s going on mostly . but man i hope someone can make real ones someday #anyways for future note if my art becomes sparse it’s bc i am feeling a little burnt out/ unsure of how i feel abt my art right now #also because i need to give my free time to working on my pleiades cosplay…. #plus 3 math classes this semester so i know im gonna be a little pressed for time lol #also the movie was good it’s very cute and i think that it looks better than the anime #like u can tell that they got better with animating the style between the years i really liked the facial expressions

[deus-ex-mona]

“a sicks’ dream come true; coming soon to fanfic channels near you”

#presenting my cursed sleep-deprived brainworm of the day: nagisa gets sold to ft4 for uni fees #or well. more like they’re looking for a live-in assistant dude. thing. or sth. idk #and papa shiranami just sells his son off bc ‘hey it’s literal free real estate!!! plus he’s gonna get paid for the entire deal so why not?’ #nagisa initially pitches a fit at his dad a la gamushara yelling scene bc ‘dad!!!!!! how could you just sell me off to some strangers?!!!!’ #‘shhhh son; think of the free housing. in ✨t o k y o✨. stuff’s expensive there yk’ ‘but still!!!!!’ #so nagi sulkily packs his bags and heads out; trying to motivate himself with thoughts of ‘hey at least i’ll get to see hiyori more often’ #then he arrives at the train station and sees our favourite 5-man non-idol gang… and promptly passes out #when he comes to… poor guy finds himself right smack in the middle of a hugeass canopy bed #with dai sitting smugly by the side like ‘the great me carried you back mans. you’re welcome ;)’ with a tip of his cool fedora #and that’s when nagi realises that 1) it’s not a dream and that he actually has to live with his oshis now. and 2) damnnnn this bed is soft #cohabitation shenanigans happen. as they would seeing as the entire gang + rio’s niece live together in this oddly huge megu-owned penthouse #plus free bi-weekly vacations to megu’s family villa bc they can never spend a waking moment without each other #and nagi finds it strange that the group is oddly accomodating of his uni schedule when it concerns his job tasks and such… #or that they collab with lxl (hi hiyori!!!) way more than they should typically be… #but he brushes it off when rio asks him to cook with him or sth idk i mean how often do you get to cook with your oshi???? #and idk eventually the jig is up and it’s revealed that hiyori was the one who was accidentally behind the whole thing #like a ‘sorry nagisa i told uchida that you’d be moving here too but lxl were there the entire time and they went and got ft4 to buy you’ #or something kinda thing. idk. bc everything has to be lxl’s fault; even when they’re just lurking in the bg #i’m def gonna regret this later lmao. it’s almost 2.30 in the am; i have not written in months; and i’ve never read a sold to 1.d. fic ev er #this is the kind of cosmic horror that only sleep-deprived brains can cook up ig…….. oh wells #it is suiyoubi my dudes #the dude from gamushara

[onioneyez]

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#feeling a little guilty for wishing they hadn’t kissed #not trying to start anything #idk I wish I knew of real life old people in qprs #I kind of don’t have any qpr role models anymore and I’m a little bummed #good omens s2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #maybe the plus side is neither of them enjoyed it? #lol #and I guess aro ppl can kiss #and ng did say they were aro #also they’re not real #plus I guess a lot of the media that can be claimed as aro relationship rep is actually queerbaiting so idk #it’s lonely out here is all #this is mostly the nighttime brain hamsters running around their little wheels #plus I ate two more kale hotdogs before watching and I have Regrets

[szczylpierdolony]

purchased a pair of shoes.

#they’ll be here sometime next week #i dont buy shoes often so this is big and they’re nice shoes too #both in the sense that they’re real leather and expensive but also bc they’re dressy and i don’t. really have anything like that #i wanted to get loafers but u couldn’t find a pair i liked bc everything was made from vegan leather and o hate that shit #so i got like. balled flats with a strap and they look really cute #i feel bad about the price but also this is just how it is with leather. and also they should last a long time #ughhhhhhh #i need to go thrifting btw #i need some collared short sleeves and maybe i’ll finally find jeans or cool pants #i haven’t bought any clothes except for sweatpants and hoodie for over a year now i think #and these were both sth i actually needed #maybe i’ll wait until march that’s a lucky thrift month in my experience #but also they closed my favourite thrift storeeee ughhhhh #whatever. there are 2 downtown and one near where i live and one near my sisters apartment #ok maybe not near but close enough ig plus if i take a tram from downtown the stop is literally in front of it #maybe i’ll find a dress…. #also i need to rebleach some of my hair bc it’s sooo horrendously patchy #like i did. such a bad job oh god #i’ll do it tomorrow i think #but i am enjoying the pink a ton

[caramiaaddio]

I know I’m a grown woman but I’d like to call into work like ‘I’m gonna be late tomorrow on account of getting no sleep because I had a panic attack cause my neighbors are having a massive fight that triggers my cptsd plus I’m worried there’s some sort of domestic violence situation going on but I can hear enough of what they’re actually saying to know for sure it’s just a hunch based on the screaming and banging noises but they could just be slamming doors who knows and like what am I supposed to call the cops cause I’d have to talk to them plus it’s not like they could fix it if they don’t literally walk into a fight so like how am I supposed to handle this cause I contacted the landlord and they didn’t do anything about it’

I just think that should be a valid reason not to come to work

#my cptsd has been real uh. present lately #the wonderful combo of the trauma I already had from growing up. plus NEW trauma you’ve never heard of before!!! #legit I’ve been full on traumatized by my students and it’s just rough #yelling hits me twice as hard now #and apparently today the coping method of choice is freeze lol #legit though my job is just…it’s hard to explain #but it’s like…obviously I’ve been autistic my whole life and I’ve always had these traits and behaviors #but when I was younger I was SO oblivious to social cues that I just straight up didn’t know when people were making fun of me #and now I do. and it’s just…I feel like a little kid getting bullied #they’re constantly making fun of me. laughing at me. taking advantage of my autism for their own gain #and like I know they’re kids but fuck man it’s hitting something I didn’t even know I had #suffice to say I’m leaving at the end of the year #but yeah it’s been legitimately traumatizing I have regular nightmares about my students