#…no i know who it’s for but “the carebears from that one carebear porn” feels like a niche market

[knowlesian]

cannot help but mentally label these the anal prolapse bike shorts

the ads on this website are magic

#suddenly i miss pika-dude or the ball shavers #why. who. what is going on with these shorts #who is this for #…no i know who it’s for but “the carebears from that one carebear porn” feels like a niche market #plus they’re not real

[ameasureofpower]

RP Policy Guide - Please Read

(AND USE YOURSELF! TAG ME. MOBILE MAKES READING ABOUT PAGES DIFFICULT.)

(Stolen from OP, stevethevehicon‌)

Bold all that apply to you and your blog. Italics if you’re on the fence about something. Either reblog or repost. Feel free to add anything I may have missed in the appropriate category, or re-categorize something that is in the wrong place!

My blog is _______

+ Open to all + Semi-selective + Selective + Highly selective + Exclusive + Semi-exclusive + Only going to RP with mutuals + Will RP with anyone + Indie + Affiliated with a group + Spoiler free + Spoilers tagged + Not spoiler free - (It’s been 18 years, man.) (No matter your writing style, skill, experience, etc, I would love to RP with you as long as I see an effort. RP is like a dance of words. I can lead and follow, if you so wish, but I’m not going to drag.)

I will RP with ______

+ Any fandom + Most fandoms + Only fandoms I know + Only people in my fandom + OCs that are well written & include detailed info pages. + OCs with no fandom ties + OCs who are related to / know my character in their + backstory + Only one version of any particular character + People who have the same muse as me + People who do not have a rules page + Multimuse blogs - (I’ll likely only rp with one to not confuse things.) + Only people in my RP group + Indie RPers

(I’m very open to a lot of crossovers, AUs, OCs, etc. However, I may have difficulties to adapting to certain fandoms/verses especially if I have no prior knowledge to them. I can try, but if it’s not working out I’ll likely back out. Example: A MLP or Carebear Walton...Nightmare or Deathteddy...it’s 99% not going to happen. Concerning OCs - I’m not a fan of OC x Canon relationships (familial, romantic) without buildup or an OOC agreement. Please discuss with me so we can either adapt our interpretations of my current canon muse to fit both of our lores...or come to amicable terms if it does not work out.)

When RPing, I like to use _______

+ Paragraphs + Shorter forms of text + *Action* + Icons + Gifs + Gif icons + Formatted text - + Whatever my partner is using + My own style regardless of my partner’s reply (Minus applicable bolding, italicizing, caps, etc for emphasis or story I do not format text. It works well in Forum RPs were there are multiple muses interacting at once, but in my experience on Tumblr it’s more of a bother. *coughs* And an assault on typography. Especially on mobile where formatting depends on what the staff had for breakfast that day. I do enjoy gifs as answers for crack threads/asks though.)

I will ship with _______

+ No one + Anyone + Chemistry + Select ships + OCs + Others of my own muse + Crossovers with characters from different universes + Only one version of a particular character + I’m not interested in shipping, but I may end up being open to it if something ends up happening. (I really do not find my muse a ship-able character, but I’d be lying if I said I dislike the possibility of a romantic ship (I say romantic, because I’m ALL up in the hateship/friendship/battle-buddy area). In the rare occasion we do legitimately develop a ship (your canon verse or my canon verse, babe) I will very likely make WS exclusive to your muse. I do not expect exclusivity in return. WS does though, hahaha. Note: I really prefer it to be unplanned. Surprise me. I might surprise you. It’s all about the RP-developed chemistry, so if it doesn’t work it’s 100% awesome. Furthermore, I RP Walton as a heterosexual male except in...maybe two verses but hush hush. ICARUS (digital or made android) on the other hand goes every which way and back again, but it’s going to be loveless as all hell.)

My blog may contain ______ in its content

+ Fluff + Angst + Gore + Violence + Smut + Blood + Torture + Shipping + Death + Dark humor + Cheating - (WS is loyal.) + Assault (I do not care for gratuitousness, but there will very definitely be dark topics on this blog. I will not write OR engage in smut related topics concerning minors. Do note that if you are under 18 that does not mean I will not write with you...I will just not write with you about sensitive topics.)

I will follow ______ back

+ Everyone + Only some people + Only people in my fandom + Every RP blog + Only people I actively wish to RP with + People who do not post a lot of OOC + People whose posts I am comfortable with on my dashboard (I pretty much follow back every RP blog that follows me as long as I see that you make an effort in your writing with other muses/muns. I’m not very fond of a lot of OOC and I will likely not follow back if there is a whole lot of NSFW going around. I check my Tumblr on work breaks and I don’t need bossman seeing porn on my phone if they happen to see it in the breakroom.)

To RP with me, you should _______

+ Follow back + Answer an open + Message me OOC + Message me IC + Make a starter + Answer my starter   + Send in a meme  + Like my ‘like for a starter’ posts

(I love it when people reply to my answers or leave open ended answers on their meme answers. You can message me OOC but, again, I love RPing with new people, and if you pop in my askbox or reblog an ask of mine I’ll very likely start something up with you. I don’t bite. Walton does.)

Other:

+ I practice reblog karma with memes most of the time + I expect reblog karma with memes + I expect my rules / about to be read + I always read the rules / about before following + I always read the rules / about before first rp engagement. + If you follow me, I would like my triggers tagged with what I have in my rules page. + I expect all NSFW to be tagged as such. I will unfollow if it is not. + I will tag and / or place under a readmore any content type requested. + I am a multiverse / AU friendly blog + I do not wish for my OOC posts to be reblogged. + I do not mind my threads to be reblogged by those not involved, but please do not add any comments in the post itself. Keep them to tags. + I don’t expect post length to be matched; quality over quantity always, but don’t respond to a few paragraphs with a handful of sentences. + I expect icons / gifs to be used in a reply if I have used them

(I don’t expect it, but I find reblog karma good form. I will do my best to read your about/rules page when I am able to (mobile). Please message me if I misunderstand anything. I kindly request you familiarize yourself with Walton Simons either via my page or his wikia before you interact just enough so that you know that he’s male and technically a final boss and a secret H+ - augmented human - because if your character introduces themselves by setting WS on fire or telling him that he has a crackin’ pair of tits you’re gonna have another thing coming. (...might actually be pretty funny, but it’s a peeve of mine when “power levels” are not respected. I’ll respect your muse, please respect the capabilities of mine. I will never intentionally godmod. Ever.)

#OOC #Dossier #Important

[carolunea-matea]

Steak And Potatoes

Chapter Thirty

Everything was moving in slow motion. Sam and Cas had Dean on one of the beds. He was covered in blood.

“Wh-what happened?” I ran over.

“Ghouls. They knocked us out. Started eating his skin,” Sam looked at Cas, “Can you heal him?”

“I think so.” Cas laid his hands on Dean and light surrounded him.

“Please please please,” I was begging I don’t know who. God, Cas, whoever.

Slowly his wounds seemed to heal. Not completely, but almost. Dean inhaled sharply and opened his eyes.

“Caroline?”

“Yeah Dean. I’m right here.” I grabbed his hand.

“I thought I wasn’t going to get to apologize for being a dick earlier.”

“You’re fine, Dean. You may be a little sore, but you’re going to be fine.” I threw my arms around him as he sat up. He pulled me closer and buried his face in my hair.

“I’m so sorry, baby. I just can’t stand seeing you like this and I got so worried,”

“Dean, it’s ok. Really, I was being a bitch. It’s not your fault. Really. Now what happened?”

“They got the jump on us. We didn’t realize how many there were. All intel said two. Even after staking the place out we thought their were two maybe three. There were six. Just as we took care of the first three, the other three knocked us out. If Cas hadn’t come when he did, I don’t know if Dean would have made it.” Sam explained.

“Angel of The Lord to the rescue!” I joked.

I helped Dean down off the bed and we all went to his room.

“You guys hungry? I can make some steaks.”

“I would not say no to steak. Are you sure though? It’s late,” Dean looked worried.

“Babe, I slept all day. I’m fine. I’ll go make you boys some food. You gonna stay for dinner, Castiel?”

“If it’s ok, I would like that. Your food tastes good.”

I laughed, causing Dean and Sam both to smile.

“I missed that sound.” Dean said happily as I walked out of his room and down to the kitchen.

I moved around the kitchen getting everything together. Steak, potatoes, corn and Lima beans. It took me about an hour to get everything ready.

“DINNER!!!” I called from the dinning area after getting everything to the table.

They walked in with looks of appreciation. Thankfully, they showered while I was cooking, I don’t think I could have eaten looking at all that dried blood.

“This looks amazing, Care!” Sam said while sitting down.

“Seriously, you may have outdone yourself, Babe.”

I blushed at Dean’s compliment.

“It smells amazing. I’m excited.” Cas’s comment was almost deadpan and made me laugh.

“Well, dig in everyone!”

We sat around eating and talking, enjoying each other’s company. I loved having them all around the table. I hadn’t realized how much I missed family dinners until I came here. Now I looked forward to each and every one.

We were still sitting around the table laughing hours later, over wine, beer, and pie. They were telling stories of past hunts and I was firing back with stories of working in a glorified porn shop. Having to explain things to Castiel made it even funnier.

I looked at my watch, “Well, guys, as much as I absolutely love hearing stories about pudding. I actually have to log into work in 5 hours and have my brain function.”

“Awe, look at our little girl, all grown up and starting her new important job,” Sam joked.

“Watch it, Sammy!” I glared at him before kissing his cheek.

I gave Cas a kiss on the cheek as well.

“You coming to bed, sweetie?” I asked Dean.

“Yeah, I’ll be right in. I’m just going to help clean up,” he stood up and kissed my cheek before bringing plates into to kitchen.

I laid down in Dean’s bed, yet again wishing he had a tv. I made a mental note to get one as soon as possible.

I was just drifting off to sleep when Dean slid into bed behind me and slid his arms around me.

“I’m glad you’re feeling better, sweetheart. I really did miss hearing you laugh. Thanks for dinner. It was amazing as always.” Dean murmured softly into my ear before putting his head on his pillow and drifting off to sleep.

“Thanks, Molly. Yeah things are good here. Just needed a few days to recoup. Just let the manager at 6948 know that I’ll send him a category list by noon.”

“Will do, Boss lady! Don’t forget Frank sent you the New Items for Spring. You should be getting a shipment by Friday.”

“Awesome! You’re the best, Molly!”

I had been on the phone with Molly since 9:15. It was 11:30 by the time we hung up. I was exhausted and starving. I stretched before walking out of my room in search of Dean and Sam.

“Anyone home? I need food.” I called out.

Dean pokes his head out of his room.

“Food? I could go for food. Sammy! You hungry?”

Sam walked out into the hallway.

“Yeah, what’s for lunch?”

“French dip?” I suggested.

“You spoil us,” Sam chuckled as Dean nodded excitedly.

I walked away, shaking my head.

After we were done eating lunch I went back to work.

By 5:30 I had accomplished more than I thought I would. I stood up to stretch and go look for the boys.

“Dean? Sam? Where are you guys?”

I walked around the bunker calling out for them.

“Deeeeeeean! Saaaaaaaaaaaam! Guys?”

I walked out to the garage and the Impala was gone. Where the fuck did they go?

I called Dean’s phone.

“Hey, Babe! You done working?”

“Yeah and I realized I am all alone in an empty bunker. What the hell?”

“Sorry, Carebear. We didn’t want to bother you and I guess we forgot to leave a note. Quick salt and burn a few towns over. Should be home in less than two hours.”

“Be careful please.”

“You know we will, baby. See you soon.”

“Bye Dean”

Well I had two hours to kill. I decided to go shopping and check my P.O. Box.

I called for Cas, “Castiel oh great angel of the Lord! I need a shopping buddy!”

WOOSH!

“Can we go to Target?”

“Oh, sweet angel man, I think I have corrupted you.”

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