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Tremendous congratters and all that.

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Some real Magritte type stuff happening on google tonight

#onion’s nighttime thoughts #I just want a sparkly disco shirt for seeing mamma mia #to go with my denim jumpsuit #I don’t have time for these psychosexual mind games #😔

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#happy early pride #guess I’m queuing this for the first 🫡 #critters

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#hell yeah they do brother #(idk what I mean I’m on allergy meds) #critters

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New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

#amazing #don’t know a lot about pride and prejudice except that this is necessary

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Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

#hehe #big frog you’ve done it again

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Tuulikki Pietilä (1917 - 2009) - Rosetti (Psipsina 5). 1977. Aquatint.

#yesss #critters #other peoples art

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

#no! Dusty!

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“One of the most begrudging avian take-offs is the heron’s fucking hell, all right, all right, I’ll go the garage for your flaming fags cranky departure, though once they’re up their flight can be extravagant. I watched one big spender climb the thermal staircase, a calorific waterspout of frogs and sticklebacks, the undercarriage down and trailing. Seen from antiquity you gain the Icarus thing; seen from my childhood that cursing man sets out for Superkings, though the heron cares for neither as it struggles into its wings then soars sunwards and throws its huge overcoat across the earth.”

— The Heron, by Paul Farley

#ah #poetry #the heron #big spender

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Encounter, Czesław Miłosz, Robert Hass (translator)

#augh #stories #poetry

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Update: snacked on a bunch of walnuts (feeling decadent) and now I have a stomachache. How the mighty have fallen!!!!! 😔😔😔

Got a haircut, feel so unreasonably hot. Wish this for all of you 💋✨✨✨✨

#how did those romans reclining on chaise longues (sp???) do it #😔🙏 #hot people have problems too #woe #onion’s nighttime thoughts

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Alan Rickman filmography >> Galaxy Quest (dir. Dean Parisot, 1999) as Sir Alexander "I would rather die than be here" Dane

#galaxy quest #love him

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Got a haircut, feel so unreasonably hot. Wish this for all of you 💋✨✨✨✨

#the selfies do not bear this out but I’m feeling it #flouncing around the house #mincing even #lounging #not dressed for the weather #I think I shouldn’t wait so long between haircuts to save money #or! should I buy clippers and possibly fuck up the back #hm #onion’s nighttime thoughts

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#oh. my god #yes #whenever I use the outsider pov tag on ao3 this is the kind of shit I’m looking for #“lookit that asshole’ #I mean I don’t read poirot fic but 🤌 #insert your cool blorbo as ​a creature mincing down the stairs #maybe this is why I like the start of the go book so much #poirot

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An early Edwardian woman taking a mirror selfie with a Kodak Brownie box camera in 1900

#woah #wow #this is what it’s like to be her looking in a mirror #I got got

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the giant phantom jelly (stygiomedusa gigantea) | schmidtocean on ig

#!!!!! #FASHION

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ANNE HATHAWAY

Photographed by Chris Colls for V Magazine (Summer 2024)

#FASHION #SHAPES #also a pencil collar pin is a cute as hell idea