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mikemoon · 3 years

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( choi yeonjun, cis man ) have you seen MICHAEL “MIKE” MOON ? i heard HE is a COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR at SAN VERTO COLLEGE and an EMPLOYEE at HALL OF FILM. they’re 22 years old and they’ve been living in san verto for 6 YEARS. they tend to be CARE-FREE & ADVENTUROUS, but rumor has it they can also be GRUMPY & CLUMSY. [ tally, 25, gmt+4, she/her ] @foolsstarters

tw // mentions of depression, cheating, divorce, underage drinking and smoking

michael moon, born myungjun moon –– choi yeonjun fc

birthday: september 9, 1998 - 22 yrs old ; virgo

cis man, he/him, bisexual

born and raised in philadelphia, pennsylvania

mike grew up being an only child, and always around the company of his mother in their house. his father was always traveling back and forth from south korea to the states for work. his parents have met at work on one of his father’s trips to the states, and they fell in love. his mother being american-born, she couldn’t really leave philadelphia. she loved it there. so they decided to keep it a long distance relationship.

sometime during those fleeting meetings, she had gotten pregnant with michael. and of course, his father spoiled them both, giving them everything they wanted. he never left them to fend for themselves. when the boy was born, his father named him myungjun, and his mother decided to name him michael for his english name. the nicknames jun, mike, and sometimes junnie were often heard whenever his parents or childhood friends called him.

up until mike was five years old in 2004, he’s lived with his mother, while his father was leaving and coming back for a week or two. but that year, he’s finally moved to the states and stayed with them for longer nights. he even finally married michael’s mother. of course, he still disappeared for a few days or weeks on end for work.

but that was also the year michael’s mother found out that her husband was with another woman. michael has never seen his mother break down like that before. sadly, the young boy was peering into the room when the fight happened and witnessed everything. his mother made her partner choose between the two women, and he eventually told her that he was going to divorce his first wife for her, and appeared to have gone through with his promise. because after that incident, he’s been around more often.

by early 2015, when michael had just turned 16, his mother had gotten a teaching job in ashdown academy, which resulted in their move to san verto, california. meaning, new school and new friends for mike. meanwhile, his dad was still traveling a lot for business and coming back whenever he could.

michael has grown up as a cheerful and energetic child. his friends at any school he went to would tell you how much of a great friend he is, how trustworthy and caring he is. it was so easy for him to make friends anywhere. he was the type of friend who would smile at you and listen to you talk on and on about whatever you liked, and the type who would cheer you on with anything you want to achieve. he wanted everyone to feel included and loved.

so it wasn’t that hard for him to get along with new people once he moved to town. he was a very social person.

he was also the type of teenager who was out there doing things he wasn’t supposed to. he missed his old friends and his old home, but he wanted to have fun with all the new kids he was befriending. that simply resulted in him going to house parties as an underaged teen to ‘have fun’. his mother didn’t approve of him coming home very late at night, clearly smelling like smoke and alcohol.

internally he was a depressed mess. of course, no one is completely happy as they grow up. his family was a mess, even if it appeared as fine to everyone else. his family life affected him so much while growing up. mike sometimes could disappear for a few days in his room, and it was always during some of his bad spells.

what made it worse was the day he found out the truth.

it was 2017 when michael walked into his father’s office in their house, looking for him to ask him about something. and instead of finding the man, he found a stack of papers poking from underneath his father’s laptop. upon closer look, they appeared to be divorce papers. michael’s heart sunk, thinking his parents were breaking it off.

michael is a curious kid, he couldn’t help but close the door and read the papers. but what he saw wasn’t his mother’s name, it was another woman. his heart raced, as he put things back where they were and immediately left the room. michael had found out one of his father’s many secrets. he never divorced his first wife all those years ago. he lied and somehow stayed with both women without suspicion... well, until now. clearly the other woman was breaking it off for a reason.

michael couldn’t help his curiosity. he came back to the room later that night and snapped as many pictures as he could of evidence he could find. he even found his father’s phone (which was easy to figure out the password of) and found a plethora of pictures of the man with a different family, different kids and a different partner. he airdropped the pictures to himself to avoid leaving any traces behind and quickly left again.

a quick search on facebook, and he managed to find the first wife. it was easy with the name and pictures he had. if anything, michael prided himself on being a good internet detective... or stalker. he spent everyday trying to find the rest of the family on the internet. he found the woman’s young daughter on instagram and twitter, along with her older son’s accounts as well. it felt weird. it was a constant “now what?” for michael. he’s found them. what was he going to do now? he couldn’t just message them and tell them everything. and he couldn’t break his mother’s heart by letting her know.

except he had to let her know. he could never live with the fact that he knew his father was betraying her this entire time. and so michael told her everything, and after comforting her all night when she broke down yet again, she immediately ended things and asked for a divorce. now it was just michael and his mother, all alone. and for once, having to get by on their own.

thankfully they were safe, with his mother’s amazing money management skills, and the job she got at the academy, they managed to live their regular lives despite the heavy feeling of a broken family looming around them. the two just wanted to be happy again.

michael spent the next few years trying to lead a normal life. his mental health had gotten worse after everything he’s found out. he went to college, and he continued trying to do well in school. he really wasn’t the best when it came to grades, but he was trying his best.

and truthfully, he couldn’t help but make a few spare accounts on some social medias to follow his father’s other family.

but he eventually decided to just let it go, assuming they definitely knew about his mother and himself, which would explain the first divorce. so he decided to put it in the past and move on.

his mother has moved on as well. she found herself someone who actually cares about her so much (mike’s stupid ass has done a secret background check to make sure this dude wasn’t another cheater lmaoo) and now mike isn’t an only child anymore. it’s been 2 years since his little sister yuna was born, and he loves her so much. he still isn’t used to the idea of a new fatherly figure in his life, but he’s.... getting there.

little dumb hcs

mike majors in computer science at san verto college, with a concentration in game development and design

hes a lil gamer boy,,, u KNOW he’s that annoying dude with a gamer chair that has a sound system in it khjkh

he posted a few videos on youtube but rly just ditched the channel after like a month. he still posts whenever he feels like it tho and it’s usually just.... messy gaming videos or opinions no one asked for

his dad’s dumb ass still doesn’t know it was mike who exposed him to his mother. he thinks she found the divorce papers on her own. therefore.... mike still gets money from his dad on a monthly basis and gets to keep the car he bought him for his 18th birthday lmaooooo a win

you probably heard me say this before but.... theres a hc that mike is allergic to eggs. simply bc the idea of him shopping in the vegan section is funny to me

this boy has a love for frogs ? idk where the obsession came from but you bet you’re gonna see a cute lil frog sticker on everything he owns. he doodles them on everything too ? it’s a habit at this point. he also knows random little facts about them and tells them to anyone who didnt ask for them

. embarrassing but.. this dude... omg.... a big sana stan.... he has a photocard collection.... he went to a twice concert like 5 times.... dont be surprised if you see a feel special sana photocard in his phonecase.... im embarrassed of him

he also has a hyunjin mcdonalds hashbrown photocard framed that a friend gave to him for christmas bc.. it’s a rare card,,, and you can see it on a table by the door when you walk into his apartment 😭

mike also has a habit of buying things he doesn’t need ?? he has a plushie collection that has been growing since he was young, and now is getting bigger with the rise of squishmallows

there’s this random hc where he drunk bought a cardboard cutout of john cena ,,,, don’t ask,,, it’s currently guarding his room back at his mom’s house djfhdj

can you tell mike is my most embarrassing , most chaotic character,,

also he moved out after graduating school and when he started to attend college,,,, gimme some roomies pls

connection ideas ??

michael’s childhood friends; could’ve gone to the same school back in philly before he moved away ??

friends he made when he moved to town?? mike is very social and was... kinda popular in school, i’d say. he made friends with basically anyone he found interesting

michael’s ex; they could’ve ended on a bad note, or even on a good one and ended up being friends. im really up for plotting anything.

michael’s best friend; PLEASE i love wholesome best friend plots. it doesn’t matter if they met in san verto or philly

roomies pls !!! i would love it if he could have some roommates who have to deal with his very . peculiar decorating habits

co workers ?? customers ? regulars ? he works at hall of film !

like this to plot or hmu !

#foolsintro #this got SO LONG #i didnt proof read and im sure i missed something

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maggotmouth · 4 years

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hello, its nora again ( she/her, gmt ) n this is the ethereal but spoiled alma olive putnam (she goes by all 3 names cos she’s pretentious as fuck). ive never used anya taylor joy as her fc before but anya has a smile that looks like she knows something u dont and thats completely alma’s vibe so we’re gonna try it out. she was raised in a farmhouse in vermont, big horse girl energy. very hungry for everything life has to offer. wakes up and smells the success in her blood. luvs the smell of libraries and listening to french music from a tinny record player in knee socks. here is pinterest. bio is below the cut, like this post to be bombarded with plotting messages but i might forget or get shy tho so pls message me x

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ANYA TAYLOR - JOY , CIS-FEMALE , SHE/HER → according to the school records , ALMA OLIVE PUTNAM has been attending sacred heart for the past three years . i last saw them hanging around the sacred heart cathedral ; i think they were studying the stations of the cross with a smile like a well - kept secret. at twenty - one years old , alma has been studying classics and get this , i heard that she has made a fortune on the black market by forging renaissance art to sell to collectors — figure it’s true ? everyone around here always associates them with neck scarves tied around your throat the way they do in french new wave films , running barefoot through the woods drunk on red wine and untapped power , a smile like a locked door that speaks only in riddles . in the time since these strange happenings , they have have encountered any unexplained occurrences . ( written by nora , 24 , she/her , gmt )

aesthetics.

a red beret nestled on top of bright platimum locks, neck scarves tied around your throat the way they do it in french new wave films, running barefoot through the woods in feckless hedonism, china dolls with porcelain faces lined against the walls of your room, the mona lisa smile, knee-socks tugged over the hockey grazes on your knees, a forged botticelli drying on your easel, ophelia floating in the middle of a lake.

proceed w caution, tw for death, drugs, alcohol, violence

the short form. (still long af tbh)

— studying classics cos she thinks it makes her sound smart, but actually hates fuckin latin and just loves learning about feckless hedonism and the festivals of bacchus and writing about how all women in myth are literally forgotten. was expelled from princeton in her first year so her parents basically paid her way into sacred heart and the board really liked her in her interview. i think the governors kind of expect to see her in the supreme court one day or st

— born in vermont in a big old farmhouse. her great-great-grandfather moved to america as an immigrant and worked on a plantation, made his way up cos he could speak a lot of languages and therefore win more people over. for the last two generations, putnam men have owned the farm and do little of the dirty work. big in the meat industry.

— both her parents had large personalities, so alma’s never really been shy around adults, even as a kid she’d speak to them in a forthright, confident manner, and because she was always surrounded by adults, she’s always seemed a bit wise beyond her years.

— very much a consolidation of every character in the secret history. has a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs. obsessed with w.h. auden and the beat poets. — ”aestheticism is the only thing worth pursuing and even that is pointless” — is majoring in classical civilisation. can read ancient greek and latin. also speaks french.

— studies hard and plays hard. she gets top marks but it’s because academia is literally her life, she loves the smell of libraries, the ancient smoke of learning, of feeling like old wine in a new bottle reincarnated from the bones of some old, dead witchy woman who invented a cure for cowpox or somethin.

— isn’t a foward-planner, however. alma prefers to leave her options open, play the field, live in a spontaneous manner so her study style is mostly cramming a few days before a test, or staying up all night writing an essay on a massive adrenaline boost powered by red bull or probably adderall, scribbling (or typing) furiously into the night.

— pretentious motherfucker. loves poetry, especially the romantics, loves morbid ones too, edgar allen poe, sylvia plath, allen ginsberg, she just loves them all. can’t get enough. her favourite films are like…. wanky artfilm independent european cinema. especially french new wave. “what do you think of goddard’s work??” while snorting a line off someone’s sink at 5am on a school night, but you can bet she’ll make it to that 9am class. — very intelligent and beautiful and knows both of those facts. plays devil’s advocate. humanitarian, vegan. — judgemental but takes great care not to appear so. petty and vindictive

— obsessively devours mystery and thriller novels. she herself is a gillian flynn book waiting to happen. — tries to be an enigma. wants to be mysterious and unreadable because that’s what books have taught her makes women desirable and interesting and cool. very amy dunne in the way she expertly reinvents herself to suit her audience, when she wants to impress

— an incredibly talented dancer. she was accepted to juliard to study ballet, but after an injury to her foot she had to refuse her place, something that she’s incredibly bitter about. she went to princeton instead to study classics for a semester, before being expelled.

— alma comes from a family of high-end art dealers. while her parents paid her way into the school, that was mostly due to previous expulsions, not low intelligence. she’s incredibly intelligent but will only put in effort when she deems the cause worthy. she’s frustrating to teach, because she requires evidence, truth, in order to accept something as worthwhile. she plays devil’s advocate, but academically she’s brilliant.

— she can recognise any renaissance artist just by their brush strokes. her aunt and uncle deal antiques and art, and from an internship with them after her expulsion from princeton, she learned how to market and sell art, how to recognise originals in contrast to fakes. from this, alma began to produce counterfeit art and sell it off as the original work to the contacts she had made in her internship. it’s disloyal, but it’s powerful.

— act like the flower but be the serpent under it. is a user. manipulative. leads people on. will throw another student under the bus to demonstrate her own intelligence and integrity — heavily involved in the theatre society. loves attention. — has an addictive personality. seems unable to do anything in a small dose, she has to let it utterly consume her. with sports, she’s fiercely competitive, runs track, played lacrosse at school, now is a cheerleader probably. with alcohol, it’s never a shot, it’s a whole bottle – wine or whiskey – she’ll be table dancing before the night’s up and making out with someone she’ll regret in the morning.

— her clothing style is like…. vintage thrift store but make it preppy. berets and cute hats, neck scarves, large fluffy cardigans or like those leathery jackets with big suede fringes on them, mini skirts (very 70s), and knee-high socks or boots. quite often she’ll be in sports kit, maybe a cute tennis skirt, n when she’s feeling casual she’ll wear like, a talking heads tshirt with a pair of mom jeans and converse, but otherwise, the library is her catwalk. — relates to ophelia from hamlet and sibyl vane in dorian gray. weirdly obsessed with women who commit suicide. loves jackson pollock paintings and abstract art. – likes old things. old books, old music, old houses, it reminds her of happier times like when she wasn’t alive. buys all her music on vinyl and has a gramophone because “the sound quality is better” kfdsjj.

plots.

here are some generic wanted plots but by all means message me so we can flesh them out more if any strike ur interest:

study buddies !! someone who is equally unprepared and so spends all night in the library with alma before a big deadline, maybe they even met in the library

if they’re from new england or vermont, then cousins . second cousins / extended family / family friends – probably spat volavons on your character once as children, omg childhood friends !

honestly someone who is fully in love with her or crushing on her that she can just break would be sweet :/ or on the other hand someone she unexpectedly gets feelings for and actually wants to guage her own eyeballs out bc of it

frinds !! unlikely friends !! toxic friends !! former best friends separated by sporting or academic rivalries !

hockey / cheer friends who are on other teams but who she absolutely loves playin against!!!

fellow academics who like meeting up to discuss latin and greek ! gimme a secret society bonding by their love of ancient learning

i reckon she’s in a lot of societies, definitely the film club, maybe works as a projectionist at the uni cinema if they have one so give me ppl affiliated with that, give me fellow wanky pretentious art-lovers and poets and historians who will go to museums and galleries with her and listen to the velvet underground on vinyl

people she gets mortally fucked off her tits with at parties

people who think she is throwing her academic potential away by caving to hedonistic impulse

a secret society !!! honestly i would die for a slug club esque thing in which the children of notable families are invited to dinners or alma’s also an art forger, so maybe like a club of students set up to basically forge paintings and documents from the university special collections

people she has drunkenly made out with, hooked up with, or regularly sleeps with casually, maybe even a friend w benefits she is repressing feelings for, i love angst,

people she used to date or unrequitedly likes, but to them it’s just a physical thing, give me all the thirsty angst plots, and maybe some softness too, i need some religion in this girls life, she is a roman catholic after all

full biography.

alma olive putnam.

intro.

the girl is a knife. razor-sharp, double-edged, the bright shine of a two-faced, lovely thing. silver like the secrets you magpie thief from other heads. you’re a scavenger of knowledge, of tidbits, of gossip to lock away for later use and late-night re-inspection. a mind is like a clock if you get to learn the pieces. bit by bit, you dismantle the inner workings of the brains that tick around you – how easy it is to change it’s path, how words and their meanings can make a person laugh or cry in an instant. to have the power to control that is to be a god. it’s the power trip you crave wielding pom-poms in your hands; a possessive need for control that a younger you, small and weak, never had as a child. small lips, smaller smile, a doll clutched in your too-hungry fingers, hard enough to shatter the bones of a real infant. you cut your hair with your mother’s kitchen scissors before the autumn falls, rendering you out of season, unfit for the cold weather that beats against the nape of your neck, where a stick-and-poke marks the star you were born under ; the bull. “mama, when will i be a queen?” as soon as they find a crown small enough not to slip from your head.

biography.

if you get hungry enough, they say, you start eating your own heart. hands red, stained by pomegranate seeds, the empty pulp of its shell splattered on your thighs you find yourself wondering – what would it be like to want? in the beginning, you never knew hunger. twins, born under the same star, you first, him second – a nuclear family. never a sister to compete with, you were always the cherry pie of your parents’ hearts. white-haired, blue-eyed, beautiful baby of mine. the townhouse in vermont and the summer house in lyon, you wanted for nought, showered with attention, saddled with gifts - hardly a wonder you came to rely on such affection as a confirmation of your own worth.

at eight years old you first met death, blood on a gingham-print dress, a smear of it over your cheekbone and the pulp of a mangled animal at your feet murdered by the hands of a stable boy. “alma, my precious baby, you get away from that filth,” your mama would cry from the upstairs balcony – cigar in one hand and a bloody mary in the other – though whether the filth she referred to was the dead pig or the boy with a kernel of corn in his mouth, you never did find out.

your family earned their keeps in farming, great-grandfather wolfgang hildegarde a german immigrant, great-grandmother maura lisbon a prairie girl. they fell hopelessly in love between troughs and pig-shit, working for three dollars a day at a farm their descendants would later own, trade deals with the indians, vacations to calcutta, your father todd putnam in the kind of sheepskin coat his father’s father could only dream of owning. he worked hard so that you’d never have to. your mama once asked – you heard it through the window, rounding cartwheels across the picket-fenced lawn – could he not find a respectable career rather than selling shrink-wrapped pork for a dime a dozen? that blood money had no business raising a child. you look far back enough, edie, your father had said in his low, strong voice that could bring a civil war to silence, and i think you’ll find that all money is blood money.

language was never fickle on your tongue, french dinner time talk by the time you were out of your hush puppy shoes, your mama fixing the au pair a smile as she fixed herself another martini. you learned the clarinet at four and how to dance with the grace of a swansong at six, ethereal under a spotlight, an audience captive in the palm of your hand. by eight you knew that you’d always been destined to be loved. loved so hard they would want to taste you, bite into the soft plump of your cheek and eat you alive. that was how magnetic you wanted to feel. but mother hamsters eat their own young when penned in together too long, and soon you became too wild, too restless, another package on your father’s delivery invoice, box-shipped out to english boarding school.

fitting in had never been something you had to concern yourself with. you were always the shiny new toy the other girls wanted to play with, bright like a dropped coin from a magpie’s beak. wherever you went, you seemed to leave a trail of awe, pig-tailed harriet’s adoring you, imitating you, teachers forgiving your class-time chatter for the sake of your wild heart and the restless spirit you possessed. tell us what it’s like in the states, alma. they’d coo, enamoured by your hollywood drawl. does your father own a gun? you hardly knew. barely even knew the colour of his hair, for the scarce amount of times he’d stoop to kiss your cheek, though you’d tell silver-tongued tales if it’d guaranteed you an audience. when you learned how to smile at the right times, and that flattery would get you everywhere, it soon became apparent that charm would pave the yellow brick road to success even when your lack of drive couldn’t.

the road you followed – gum-snapping, roller-blading, friendship bands all up your arm – eventually led you to sacred heart. bright-eyed and gingham skirted, you’d always known you were more. there was a hunger in you to be something extraordinary, a want so adamant to be imagined and desired that it was almost savage. in leather-bound volumes and a circle of stones, you were helen of troy, the girl for whom they’d launch a thousand ships. but there’s so much rage within you, collecting like sawdust in cavernous parts. hockey helped. there was something grounding about the feeling of a stick clasped in your hands. sweat. stiff knuckles. feet pounding the earth. the smash of wood against flesh in the scram of a game, passed off as mere enthusiasm. “slipped, sorry.” hockey is the one thing you had that was yours alone – a feral instinct that motivates you to play; something primitive within you that sparks an energy like no other. on the pitch, you feel alive. you feel like a god.

#heretics:intro #heretics:ooc #my two most pretentious characters ive ever written n i bring em both here . we love to see it.

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arthurmango · 5 years

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Adoption AU

• Hosea and Dutch are 2 Dads™ who have adopted the whole gang; Susan is the housekeeper (lmao) and Pearson is the personal chef; Uncle is the drunk uncle that wont. fucking. go home. please go home youve been here for a month and you STINK

• The rest is all teenagers (or preteens) with ages ranging from 12-18

• Arthur's the oldest at 18 and has to babysit whenever Dutch and Hosea go on dates. Arthur practically lives in his room because of his depression.

• on a lighter note did i mention that they live on a horse farm

• Hosea goes to Walmart with all the kids and John and Sadie immediately scope out the pool noodles; Arthur's wearing pajamas because this boy doesn't fuckin take care of himself because he's just Sad and just woke up (its 3pm)

• Sean is the "i fucked yer mom" 12 year old on xbox live. he also has ADHD so he's Everywhere all At Once but that's okay

• Micah's still in his emo phase and won't admit it (he listens to bvb) he and sean fight over their shared netflix account. Micah is in the prime age of 13.

• Karen's the type of 16 year old that parties a lot. She argues a lot w/ her dads and is only rly close with Kieran.

• Mary-Beth is an introverted 14 year old that writes fanfic. she has a deviantart account and probably listens to nightcore

•Tilly is 16 and takes cosmetology classes online and omg she is the go to girl for hair (she even does Dutch's hair) (+free haircuts)

• Abigail is a teen mom at 17 and the whole gang Loves Jack. She moved in with Hosea and Dutch because her parents kicked her out. She and Sadie share a room and theyre besties

• Swanson is their neighbor & family friend that also won't GO HOME

• Trelawny is his roommate and. he's Daddy material. smash. (he travels a lot and takes the kids on vacation during the summer)

• Javier is 16 makes his own music and its really good!!!!!!!! he'll probably audition for America's Got Talent

• Charles is the second oldest at 17. he's a wildlife enthusiast and wants to be a veterinarian!!! he loves animals and hes vegan. he brings home so many stray animals and Hosea & Dutch just "Charles....this is the 3rd stray cat you've brought home this week. honey. we already have Cain and you have Taima. you cant. okay fine" (he has an etsy btw)

• Molly is Dutch's ex who comes over on Christmas with her girlfriend and its the Best

• Lenny is 16 & makes vlogs for youtube and sometimes he gets paid as an editor for other content creators

• Kieran is 14 and is the newest addition to the family :> Arthur isn't too fond of him at first because he's the Favorite™ but he comes around

• Bill is 17 and is one of those camouflage wearing YeeYee boys who chews dip and ITS GROSS

• Hosea and Dutch are v adamant about that

• Dutch is the Fun dad. Hosea enforces the rules.

• "can i have some money

"what did your other dad say"

"he said no"

*slides a 20* "buy urself something nice"

"DUTCH THAT WAS FOR OUR TAHITI VACATION"

• Strauss is one of those teenager hating old men. he's neighbors with the Van Der Lindes and lemme tell u he's a fuckin bitch

• John......,,,,,,is a fuckin hipster. he went vegan with Charles like. once. that was until Arthur drove him to mcdonalds. for nuggets. he's 17.

• Sadie paints!!!! Charles bought her new brushes and paints for Christmas. she's 16.

• road trips are a nightmare but thankfully they have an rv

• shopping trips......are a nightmare

javier pls get off your phone and restrain ur brother

sadie stop encouraging john

ARTHUR HELP PLS

sean,,,,,,,,please,,,,,,,please stay near the cart,,,,,,,,,,,

karen if u dont stop flirting with the cashier we're going to throw hands

• Dutch is a mango farmer lawyer bc of that silver tongue™ and Hosea is a stay at home dad who homeschools the kids

• John, Charles, and Arthur share a room and most nights p much go like this:

*3 am* "hey arthur where do racoons get their eyeliner"

"i dont know, john. you usually get yours from walmart."

">:("

• they have a rly big house and they own a ranch with all their horses and their dog Cain and the animals that Charles finds

•there was more to this post and i posted it but tumblr boinked uwu so now i've had to rewrite it but i still hope its okay!!!!!!!

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #rdr2 headcanons #rdr2 oc #red dead redemption #rdr2 au #rdr au #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #charles smith #john marston #jack marston #javier escuella #sean mcguire #micah bell

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1112lw · 5 years

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Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official @ace-landofthesun @dorkalisious and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

#Arche.txt #asks #ask #long post

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kennyq · 3 years

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#daim #chocolate #pls go vegan and dont buy this #even for your crush #just kidding you can buy chocolate for the love of your life its okay #dont listen to my love advice pls

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flowerslut · 7 years

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this is an.... update of sorts

so to start off:

if you’re sick of waiting around for new fanfic updates (and I don’t blame you (also pls don’t ask when updates will be bC idk) (sorry!!!))) and you like watching youtube videos then!!!! check out my (new-ish) channel !! and subscribe too if U want!!! lmao!

I post mainly vlogs with a teensy bit of ~actual content~ here and there. my new/current schedule is vlogs on tuesdays and thursdays and Other Content on sundays. in the next vlog I cut my own hair and it’s...... truly a mess..... somethin U wont wanna miss......

on a more serious note:

im.... sorry about the lack of fic updates. life has been busy. i’m on the verge of having 3 jobs. my music takes up most of my creative energy. these vlogs/vids are doing a good job of keeping me from lying around bc of the creative drain. and if we’re being real I dont really.... GET anything out of writing fanfiction. like. there’s no incentive other than the creative outlet and happy feeling I get when producing content I’m proud of and I enjoy. (and right now that void is being filled by the maybe project)

I love writing fics, but it..... doesn’t really pay the bills, yknow? if it did (or at least paid for a coffee here and there) you bet your ass I’d have weekly updates. but updating my WIPs takes emotional/creative energy + LOTS of time that I don’t currently have. hence why fic updates have been downgraded on my list of Important Things. paying the bills is Important Thing #1. working on my music and find ways to pay for studio time are numbers 2 & 3. updating fanfics falls down around number 8 or 9. certainly after Keeping My Body From Dying but before Actually Trying Veganism For Once

to summarize:

as for fics: theyre just on hold. i’m not going to leave you guys hanging forever, but if you wanna forget about the fics for now and come back in 6 months (or years tbh) to read them in their entirety, that’d be chill with me. no hard feelings, but just remember that fic writing is a hobby that doesn’t realistically benefit me

as for my music: I’ll be in the studio in early december and then again in the early spring to work on my debut EP. if you follow my music blog ( @meetmaybe ) or my instagram (shutupmaybe) you’ll get more updates on that as time passes. if U want to actually show Legit Support for a new struggling indie artist U can buy my song on itunes or purchase a hat

as for my videos: youtube is the only place you’ll receive regular updates for the foreseeable future. i’ll likely post a lil bit there about my music, not likely any about fics, but if I do a Q & A in the future I won’t leave any questions off limits, so that’ll likely be your chance to find out about my WIPs if you wanna. either way I think YT is a fun way to pass downtime whether you create the content or watch it, so go check my channel out!

in conclusion:

but i must extend a BIG BIG BIG thank you to all of you who send me messages of love and support, and even those who are simply curious as to whats going on with any of my creative endeavors. you are all actually fucking angels and your love and kind words mean everything to me. i love U all!! and hopefully i’ll be back and posting (more than the occasional reblog/snarky comment) sooner than later <3

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dieingontheinside420 · 7 years

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List Of Reason Why *I* Need To Be Skinny just a list cause lists are fun and so I can look back on this for motivation. pls note that I don’t apply my sickly standards on anyone but myself, and that you are beautiful and I hope you can all love yourselves and be safe. - for the thigh gap - to become my own thinspo - to be picked up instead of the one picking people up - feeling weightless when I walk - for giant sweaters and skinny jeans, looking like I’m drowning in my sweater while my teeny legs poke out - to fold up tiny into a chair in front of the fireplace - to look delicate and fragile, so people will be afraid of breaking me at the touch - jawline!!! - collarbones - chest bones - ribs - hipbones - knees together thighs apart - to not be ashamed or afraid to have fruit for breakfast, salad for lunch, tofu and veggies for dinner. sounds like paradise - also those beautiful fruit/vegan yogurt/granola bowls you see that are so gorgeous and yummy looking but I’m too fat to maintain weight right now - to actually look okay when others take photos of me - for the sweatpants and no shirt look - for the big shirt and no pants look - for the no clothes at all look - to trace my bones with delicate fingers as I lay comfortably in bed - to prove to myself that I can be in control - for perfect tiny wrists and fingers - so that my clothes now will fall off my body in a couple months - to buy new skinny jeans, and not in a large - for the cute dressing room photos! - to do drag in cute dresses and actually feel good in makeup instead of like a clown - for sexy lingerie - for leggings and boots, to show my teeny legs - confidently post shirtless photos ------------------------------------------------------ AFTER SCHOOL THINSPO *dont read if you get triggered easily* stay safe Right now you are probably hungry, bored, or just feel like eating. Before going into the kitchen or thinking about stuff you can eat, please read all of this. You have started looking at thinspo for years, that is years you have wished to be skinny. You can’t take back those years, but you can make the next years much better. You have had endless nights of crying and just wishing you were 40 pounds lighter. You go to sleep almost every night after looking at thousands of perfect bodies scattered around Tumblr. Now I want you to go to your mirror. Look at yourself. Take off your shirt and examine your stomach. Look at all the spots you want to change. Now say out loud food is not worth it. Take off your pants and look at your legs. Squeeze all the fat on your leg and shake all the fat on your calves. Do you like it? No. Now say out loud food does not control me. Look at your arms, ugh, your fat arms, and ask yourself is the flavor of that food I’m craving really better than thin arms. Shake all the fat around then say I don’t need food. Pinch all the fat you have on your body. Look at all that disgusting fat. You don’t even deserve food. Make a small list about 5 things better than food. Better yet, go on shopping website and pick out clothes you will wear when you are skinny. Now you might still be hungry. Get a drink of water, put two ice cubes in it and drink the whole thing, yum. Still hungry? Fill up another cup. Do some sit ups, push ups, and squats. Now take a shower, put on a face mask, do your nails, watch a YouTube video. Do anything other than eat. Now that you got yourself away from food, go on tumblr, look at the beautiful bodies you will have in no time. Just imagine all the photos you will take. All the clothes you will wear. All the confidence you will have. Drink a cup of water Stay in your room now, you don’t need food. Bring some water or tea. Wrap yourself up in cozy blankets and watch some shows. Now go to bed Remember, you will be thinner in the morning ------------------------------------------------------ perfect girl rules 1- never go over 500 calories a day. if you do, fast the next. 2- excerise a minimum of 30 minutes a day. 3- if you do go over calories, NEVER go over 1,000. that’d be more then two days worth of food. 4- hair and makeup must be done perfectly and with care. how are you supposed to be perfect if you look trashy? 5- outfits must always be clean and fresh, no wrinkles, stains, etc. don’t wear the same outfit more than once per week. 6- be on time. 7- your bedroom/(house if you have your own) must be cleaned perfectly. messy rooms belong to slobs. 8- study for at least 45 minutes a day. smart is sexy, and it’ll pay off when you can get better grades and even tutor people for extra money since you know the material so well. 9- don’t ever be lazy with haircare or skincare. you want to glow, don’t you? 10- shave every two to three days, depending on how often your hair grows back. 11- bathe yourself daily. it’s better if it’s cold to burn calories, and if it’s cold it’s better for your hair. 12- don’t put stuff off. 13- no sweets unless it’s an important holiday or birthday. even then, restrict yourself. 14- write down everything you do. 15- you can replace meals with cigarettes or gum. 16- coffee, smokes, and diet cokes are what pretty girls are made of. 17- grades must be at A’s. 18- you have to have a job. you have to. 19- don’t look frazzled, or rushed. you shouldn’t anyways if you follow rule number #6 and be on time. 20- keep your stuff clean. devices, cars, etc. 21- 8 hours of sleep per night. helps you lose weight, feel regenerated, and focus. 22- wake up before the world. 5am, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. 23- don’t complain. 24- be grateful. 25- smile a lot. also, take care of your smile. brush your teeth and if you feel their yellow use whitening strips/ toothpaste. 26- carry a waterbottle. 27- tell your family you love them. 28- don’t burden anyone. 29- hunger is your best friend. 30- no drinks over 90 cal more than three times a week. (( a quick way out of that is to get it diet. literally 0 calories man)) 31- return calls, messages, dms, texts, emails from friends, family, teachers, etc. promptly. 32- drink water 24/7 33- don’t tell anyone about your eating habits except for your ana buddies. 34- don’t cry in front of people. 35- be a mystery. 36- sweats are not an outfit. don’t wear it like it is. 37- wear jeans or leggings three times a week. anything else is dresses and skirts. 38- treat your valuable items preciously, (phones, cars, memory-holders such as a gift or stuffed animal) 39- swearing is trashy. not at all or at a minimum. make it a rarity for people to hear you swear. 40- remember your safe foods. 41- have goals. 42- achieve them. 43- treat teachers nicely. perfect people are likable. 44- read books. choose a series or a few good books. you’ll feel more accomplished. 45- go out with friends and enjoy the things your town has to offer. go dancing and flirt with boys, but remember the rules. 46- update your blog. put in effort. 47- keep your life organized. keep everything organized. 48- lotion!!!!! you don’t want to feel dry do you? why not smooth, like silk. 49- keep it together. 50- even if you don’t have it together, act it. no one will no the difference. feel free to add on to the list. 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how do i cope with the fact that i'll never become something? how do i deal with the fact that i'll never be the protagonist? how do i handle the idea that all those worlds, all those fantasies that live so vividly in my head that i've read and watched and seen and created are all just fiction? how do i live knowing i'll never be really be able to fight for people? how do i live knowing this world isn't fictional enough for me to be able to save people? how do i live knowing i'm nothing?

did i write this to myself? did i disassociate and write with my unconscious? haha.

okay listen here’s the thing, you are the protagonist of your story, and accepting that is important. take control of your life. do what makes you happy and content. for me, this means working and writing and editing a lot, in addition to yoga and such. this often means sacrificing some relationships, because i have these priorities in my career. it makes me happy and keeps me more at peace.

learning patience and courage also has helped. somehow, i have made my favorite, best friends in really random places. so don’t lost that hope, okay? friends come and go… so often, but you’ll always have new friends at some point sometime. when you get them, make it happen. you mention you won’t fight for people and this is the most me thing i have ever read ever. all i have to say is a) accept this. it’s fine. make friends with yourself. and b) fight it, when you feel as though you should. or shouldn’t. whatever. it’s okay to fight for people. fight your inclinations sometimes, and fight for people even when you don’t feel like it. it’ll make you grow and understand yourself. not to be that person, but you can always disappear later if you realize you shouldn’t have. whatever.

along with all of this, i might suggest starting to keep a journal, with a notebook and a pen. actually, i totally suggest it. write out your thoughts, your ideas, your dreams. it’ll help you understand yourself, and what you want out of the world. it’ll help you think of ways to get there. dream. plan. pursue.

also, accepting that you daydream can help. just being okay with this part of you. but i think it’s important to acknowledge that they are dreams, stories. control them, and trying to find some satisfaction in that world is okay. maybe. i’m sure ppl will fight me on this and say how unhealthy it is, but if u set boundaries and keep breathing and keep your eyes open to the world around you it’s fine. it can fulfill you where you are unfulfilled elsewhere.

finally, embrace that you don’t feel like the protagonist. try shifting your mindset to seeing how much you can help and embrace others. try opening yourself up to doing things for others, and cheerfully so. pls know i don’t mean “become a doormat.” hell no. but get an internship/volunteer/job/get! involved! in activism! educate yourself in politics and start working on it. read nonfiction. watch youtube. write something.

postscript. your wording. that first sentence, “i’ll never become something.” babe, idk how old you are, but there is absolutely no way you can see the future. if you have the future, pls let me know how it is and what i’m up to. you will become something. you will become something in some capacity. there’s absolutely no reason why not. just have the tiniest seed of doubt in the hopeless future, because i swear to god you have no idea what’s coming. it won’t be all good. sometimes it’ll be complete and total shit, but good you can’t imagine will come, sometimes out of the shit. promise. you’ll get there. you’re real and valid. stay here to see. also your wording on saving people. you can’t save people. you can help them save themselves. but i would examine your motives here… if you have a hero complex, go adopt some dogs. otherwise, making other people your kitchen sink is incredibly dangerous, bc people are fickle and fragile. don’t depend on others for this. hnestly, if you’re a kind, thoughtful, loving person, you will probably play a part in someone being saved. you might not be aware, but you will. make it your goal to be a peaceful, safe person. be there.

this sounds really silly, but try not to dwell on what you dont have. seriously just. do not. it’ll devour you. i can physically feel it burning in my stomach. gotta love my pet ulcer. instead, find tiny cheap ways to make yourself happy. for me, it’s buying kombucha and vegan chocolate cookies on friday. cute bras. good words. keeping journals. even just making a playlist and walking around a city and park. get a camera!! do little things. love them.

honestly, be thankful the world isn’t fictionalized. my life sounds like a fucking soap opera, and it’s not at all a good thing. books are awful thats why we read them. idk man embrace now, work for the future, appreciate what you have, even if it’s the light in trees and your favorite sweater. idk this is hella fucking long and perhaps useless sorry

#anon #answers

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umnachtung · 7 years

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Food survey stolen from @my-world-is-ruled-by-fiction

69 questions

Breakfast! 1.) Have you ever eaten a “balanced breakfast” like they show in cereal commercials (I.E., bowl of cereal, fruit, glass of orange juice)? Yes. As a kiddo.

2.) When’s the last time you made someone breakfast? IDEK.

3.) What’s your favorite cereal? Weetabix chocolate minis

4.) What’s the highest calorie, most terrible for you breakfast you’ve ever had? I guess English breakfast with beans and sausages.

5.) Would you rather get breakfast from McDonald’s or Burger King? Neither.

6.) Waffles or pancakes? pancakes

7.) Eggs or cereal? Eggs.

8.) Milk or orange juice? neither.

9.) PopTart or Toaster Strudel? neither.

10.) Do you even eat breakfast? kind of. Like a tea and cereal maybe. Sometimes just tea.

11.) Do you take vitamins with your breakfast? No.

Lunch! 1.) When do you usually eat lunch? 2pm or 3pm but usually never. If I actually wake up early and would have to go somewhere it would be 11 am.

2.) Did you get notes from your parents in your lunch when you were little? No.

3.) If you had one, what did your lunch box look like? I had several because I kept losing them or making them unuseable by forgetting them and leaving the things inside to slowly build their own culture and social system.

4.) What’d you have for lunch today? It’s not lunch time yet and it’s probably gonna be nothing.

5.) Do you like to go out for lunch? Where? Not really. I don’t like the idea of spending money.

6.) Do you have/want any cute sandwich cutters? (They decrust your sandwich into a shape) No. I like my crust, thank you.

7.) Do you sit with/meet with anyone for lunch often? Not really. Even at uni I usually ate alone.

8.) Have you ever had a peanut butter and butter sandwich, or does it sound appealing at all? Pls no.... peanut butter is enough already.

9.) Is your lunch usually a hot food or a cold food? cold. it’s like second breakfast.

10.) Has the word “lunch” been repeated so many times it’s a meaningless word by now? Yes.

Dinner/Supper! 1.) Do you follow the health rule of having a small dinner and big breakfast? Naw, fuck that rule.

2.) Do you ever say a prayer before eating dinner? No, I dig in like a savage.

3.) What’s your favorite take out dinner, if you have one? Italian.

4.) Have you ever been taken out to a nice restaurant for a dinner date? Yes. I think it was Greek food but it has been like idfk 5 years ago??

5.) Did you grow up eating dinner with your family? How do you think that affected you? It would affect me in a sense that I wouldnt like if someone bailed on dinner. Or you know... I would forget about dinner completely since my parents usually make it and I am just too lazy.

6.) Do you have “nice” dinner plates for special occasions? Not that I know of.

7.) Do you ever eat frozen dinners? No.

8.) What dinner foods can you cook? basics like noodles, potatoes, rice with chicken....most things that take around an hour or less to make.

9.) White or red meat (or their vegetarian substitute counterparts)? Red meat.

10.) Soup or salad? salad.

Dessert! 1.) Do you ever get dessert at a restaurant when they ask? Sometimes. but the food you get is usually enough so I am not hungry anymore.

2.) Is there a dessert food most people like that you hate? Rice pudding. Gross! -> lol same

3.) Cupcakes or real cake? true cake made by mom.

4.) Ice cream or pie? pie.

5.) What kind of birthday cake (or other sweet birthday type thing) do you usually get? My mom likes making cakes so she ASKS what kind of cake I want and I usually get those. This year will probably be a lemongrass lime cake sort of deal.

6.) What was your favorite childhood birthday cake? Something with raspberries.

7.) Do you have a favorite foreign (to a Westerner, anyway :P) desserts? (Baklava, biscotti, churros…) tiramisu.

8.) Do you bake sweets? Which are you best at? I have no real interest in baking so I never tried to make anything tbh.

9.) Have you ever had a good “diet” dessert, like something endorsed by Weight Watchers? What was it? Nah. I don’t care about healthy when it comes to food.

10.) What’s your dream dessert? Everything nom.

11.) Do you watch shows like Cake Boss or Cupcake Wars? I used to check out Cake Boss since my family watched it but it’s just 10x worse with the German voice acting over it.

Snacks! 1.) What’s the best candy in the world? Why are you making me choose one?!

2.) Do you eat more snacks or full meals? snacks currently I think.

3.) Is there anything you find yourself eating when you’re bored? chocolate.

4.) Do drinks with calories count as a snack? No.

5.) What’s your favorite food that’s usually served at parties? IDK. Pizza?

6.) Do you eat in class? If so, what is it, usually? My lunch. lol.

7.) Honestly, are your snacks healthy or bad for you? I don’t care.

8.) Potato chips or trail mix? Potato chips....trail mix is like.... just sad im sorry.

9.) What do you usually get at the movie theater? Nothing. too expensive.

10.) Did you get fruit snacks with your favorite character on them when you were little? Naw.

11.) Do you remember any sayings from conversation hearts? Which is your favorite? No. not only are they cheesy they are also gross as hell.

Food in general! 1.) Do you buy generic brand food? Depends on the food.

2.) Is there a common food you find repulsive? Currywurst?

3.) What’s your favorite “ethnic” cuisine? Any country that can make a mean curry. yum. So I think India, Pakistan, Thailand and many more?

4.) If you were stranded in a zombie apocalypse with only a full, run-of-the-mill and full-of-junk vending machine for food, which items would you eat first? snickers bars maybe?

5.) Are you a candy fanatic? Somewhat? I certainly dont mind trying new stuff.

6.) Do you like any weird food combinations? IDK what’s considered weird. Maybe cheese with marmalade.

7.) Are there any foods you shouldn’t eat because of your religion? I am not religious so no.

8.) Would you eat a bug if it was covered in your favorite food? Maybe?

9.) Do you think being a vegan would be/is really hard? With all the offers at the supermarket for them currently probably not so much. But it depends on the region and on the money you have. Veganism seems like a luxury to me. Also you have to like read the ingredients everytime. you cant just go and buy something.

10.) Do you eat in the car? I don’t have a car.

11.) Do you pay attention to serving sizes? No. Serving size for 2 means It will fill me maybe and I am hungry in 2 hours probably.

12.) Fruit or vegetables? both.

13.) Mustard or ketchup? mustard.

14.) Does mayonnaise disgust you? No.

15.) What’s your favorite holiday, in terms of the food you get to eat during it? Christmas, haha.

16.) Are you hungry? (: What do you plan on eating next? I’m good. probably around 3 pm?

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