#pls don't take this seriously lmao

[deanwifechester]

dean was trying to babytrap john by bringing sam back into the fold in s1. send tweet.

#tmc.txt #johndean #this is a joke pls don't take this seriously lmao #i just want to think about dean babytrapping his father because he wants to be a family again #eta: actually no fuck it this is real. dean was like i CANNOT be alone. john come get me and this baby.

[jackinalex]

(x)

#apparently you can only upload one video at a time wtaf #sigh #anyway have my birthday present #jack said all of this is for kalina bc it's her bday #(pls don't take that seriously jfc i'm not that much of a narcissist lmao) #kalina answers #jalex #jack #alex

[noahtally-famous]

rewatching ridonculous race and I just came up with the wildest 'crack' thought that would prob be single-handedly genius or The Worst Thing Ever.

as usual I’m making it everyone’s problem lmao

a Dave & Keith duo team participating in the race. And their team name is ‘liked the same girl’ or smth like that idk

some extra details:

Sky definitely forced them into it as a ‘Bonding Experience’ bc of the complaining and arguing (and plus she was tired af of how annoying they are). I like to think after PI, Dave approached her and genuinely actually apologized for his actions, like he finally realized how unhinged he turned into and regretted it, and she apologized too for leading him on and not handling the situation better, and they respected the ultimate decision to not date but remained a weird combo of acquaintance-friends. there was a lot of apologizing, crying (bc of course there is), words said, and it took a while but they overcame that massive hurdle.

naturally, Keith isn’t so quick to trust the guy though, and Dave still has bad memories abt him so the tension between them still remains thick.

them arguing legit the entire time they’re on, and live to make each others lives more annoying while facepalming at the others stupidity. (they're a hit among the viewers btw, bc of course they are)

“says the girlfriend-kisser!” “for the last time, I didn’t know you two were dating or else I wouldn’t have kissed her!” “pfft. yeah that’s what you’d like to think.” “uh, yeah, I do think that. because her lips have touched yours and who knows how disgusting your lips are and where they’ve been.” “excuse me, you take that back right now!” “I don’t hear you denying it, bad kisser.” “is that the best you’ve got, Mr. Not Getting Any?” "that's not what the girl you thought liked you was thinking when she kissed me--oh, too soon?" "I will fucking murder you."

everyone else, hearing this go down: what the fuck

homoerotic tension but no one rlly knows whether that tension is due to them actually having underlying emotions other than ‘deep dislike’ or whether that’s just an add-on to their rivalry and they’re just dumb enough to say stuff with double meanings

similar to the point above, no one rlly knows whether to consider them ‘dating but doesn’t know it yet’ or simply enemies

Dwayne Sr. and Dwayne Jr. watching Pahkitew Island on the plane rides and bombarding Dave with questions abt his time there, and making fun of certain parts of the show. Keith is happy to indulge if it means making fun of Dave’s worst moments (“which are like all of them!” “at least I had guts to audition for that damn show.” “are you calling me a coward?” “congratulations. you’ve connected the dots.”)

idk whether they’d end up having a rivalry with another team or if they’re so invested in each other that no one else wants to get between that lmao

it’s funny bc they waste no time rubbing each other the wrong way, but for the sake of winning challenges they’d set aside their rivalry temporarily and work together (and ironically, they make a pretty good team). idk how they’d react if another team made fun of either of them—probably not the most positive; I feel like they’d be the type to laugh at the others misery/frustration at first, but if a certain line is crossed, intervention occurs.

I’ve this silly hc that Noah and Dave are family friends, so interactions between them and the occasional Keith ones are bound to be interesting

I literally don’t know what Keith would look like. When I was younger, I imagined him looking like a sort-of Duncan without the dyed hair (yeah, idk either). But now I’m like ‘would Sky rlly date a guy like that? she’d want to be with someone more sporty and athletic and competitive, probably.’ and now I’m stumped on trying to imagine Keith looks-wise 😭

perhaps he's a combination of the two?? bc I also can't see Sky dating the jockest jock to ever jock lmfao

they have to go through the sewage system in the prison episode, and Dave gets flashbacks from Pahkitew and he's all 'nope, not happening. I'm not touching that disgusting water, do you know how many germs and bacterias are in there?', so Keith's like 'ffs you dramatic shit' and has to carry Dave or piggy-back him until they reach the exit while Dave's alternating between clinging to him like a koala and leaning as far away from him as possible without falling off. (I'm sensing potential bonding over Dave's germaphobia and stuff).

Keith def kept up on the Pahkitew Island season so he knows exactly what Dave is talking abt when he refers to certain episodes.

The Haters/Daters love them, they're all like "those two know what's up. they're exactly like us" and Keith & Dave are like "...no we're not??" and the Haters/Daters are like "you're not dating?!"

Keith doesn't lose his shit easily, he's actually pretty chill and patient--which makes sense given in most sports, you gotta be patient. (Dave's the one who gets all emotional tbvh.) But, naturally, Dave's the only exception when it comes to the whole 'not losing shit easily' deal

"he's your boyfriend. you calm him down." "he's YOUR family friend though?! and for the last time, we're not dating!" -- a Noah and Keith interaction

#i had this sitting in my drafts for weeks lmfao #i'd already finished rewatching ridonculous race but yeah this would be pretty wild imo #td dave #td keith #is that even a tag lmao #the ridonculous race #total drama pahkitew island #td sky #kit speaks #kit stuff #td #tdpi #tdrr #anyway #pls don't take this too seriously #this was just smth I thought up at like three in the morning 😭 #noahtally-famous

[nikatyler]

Are you guys still here?

I really don't want to make a whole long essay where I explain every single step of my thought process and reasoning for this. Honestly I kinda just want to throw this at you, run away and never acknowledge it again, but...I guess you deserve at least some words from me. After all, I know they are/were the favourite couple for a lot of you who have been here for years.

This has actually been a long time coming, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of you picked up on this already. I played this about a year ago, I was going back and forth about breaking them up for a long time, and I think part of me just played with the thought because I’ve always had this weird insecurity regarding shipping a townie with my own sim and kind of wanted him gone (and now in my other, non-nsb stuff, we have Callias to help me deal with this insecurity 🤷‍♀️), but partially...insecurities aside, I can actually see it happening.

Even when they were at their best, I was writing them like that and I was obsessed with their love story, there were just some aspects of their relationship that I was concerned about, and I slowly started realizing that maybe someday, it wouldn't be unlikely that it comes to an end. Or at least to a pause. I don't know yet. To be fair, they don't know either.

What’s gonna happen next? No idea. (I mean, when you’re seeing this, I have an idea, I’m ahead of you in this legacy, but at the point of writing this, I have no clue.) Well, I would say, if you’re angry at me right now, don't lose hope, I'm not losing it either. We still have generations to go, and you know how much they like to steal the spotlight. And you know I will think about them and go back and rethink it and overthink it and stuff. Things will happen, whether for worse or for better, I can promise that.

#simblr #ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #notsoberry #sims 4 legacy #breeze nsb legacy #breeze nsb gen 7 #ross vatore #aaaa i feel like i just committed a crime #i'll go into hiding now see you later #on one hand i feel like the '''''fanbase''''''' (because i can't think of a better word lol) isn't as big as it once used to be #but it's still scary i feel like i'm letting so many of you down aaah #(also pls genuinely fanbase is a very very strong word lmao don't take me seriously. i couldn't think of anything else lol) #(it was probably like ten people and now it's maybe like three lol. really should've thought of a different word and not fanbase haha)

[th3h0lyr4d14nc3]

I'm so sorry

#artists on tumblr #idk lmao #fanart #fan art #sketch #doodle #hxh #hunter x hunter #leopika #leorio #kurapika #i already regret this #pls don't take this seriously

[jwy-stuff]

I'm so spoiled with wsn content that a day without it, is saddening 😔

#Woosan come back #It's been days or idk a week pls come back #This is a joke don't take it too seriously lmao

[izzy-b-hands]

not one of the places that gave me a rejection emailing today admitting they didn't get anyone they like from this first round of interviews and they know they told us not to bother to reapply this cycle but also they might still interview us now except they aren't totally sure if or when so no interview scheduling yet but hang on for them in case they do wind up wanting to interview us

this is a joke. life is a fuckin joke. yeah buddy let all these potentially totally unemployed or with not super stable jobs they need to get out of asap folks just hang around and wait for y'all to get ur shit together and play dolls with our applications while we struggle to get by

and despite the frustration i still want an interview lmao

#text post #just finished reading it with a lovely what the fuck out loud at the end bc come the fuck on #seriously? really??? you already told us no make a decision and stick with it or take the risk right out of the gate and interview us #the vibe of today is fuckin rancid can we start over and/or skip to tomorrow pls #if i was concussed and knocked out i could skip to tomorrow and what does it say abt my mood today that i don't hate that happening lmao

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

i have a secret

ive been keeping it for so long

i have to tell you

...

the truth is

i don't like chocolate.

i can only tolerate hot chocolate because i put so much whipped cream in it that i can't taste the chocolate

i hope you still see me the same way after this 😔😔😔😔

Oh my god I'm hertbrocken, how could you?? I trusted you 😭😭💔💔💔

#/j lmao #pls don't take this seriously #i still love you i promise #my sister doesn't either so it's fine

[cabbxges-and-kings]

When he ruins your horseback riding date by talking about blinding his ex 😑

#( ooc ) #( crack ) #( so for writing I have to listen to a character's voice to get in their mindset ) #( so I have a playlist of all of the scenes I can find on youtube with all my canon characters ) #( abe being one of them ) #( and watching this scene made me think of this shitpost ) #( pls don't take it seriously LMAO )

[astrxealis]

i hate your writing lol

good evening anon !! omg ... i appreciate that you feel so strongly for my writing T___T sorry you feel that way! i think playing the critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy fourteen will help you :) it has a free trial that includes the whole base game a realm reborn and the award-winning expansion heavensward that lets you play up until level 60, all that with no restrictions on playtime! i think it'd be a much better use of time than sending asks like this <3

#okay i had. so many responses for this LMAO so i stuck w my two most ones q-q #also if this is actually legit. uhm. do send this to my actual writing blog then ... ? i don't even write here on main wtf #anyways i'm not taking this ask seriously but if you're anon pls just block me lol idc have a good day i hope things get better for you ^^ #⋯ ꒰ა letters of stardust ໒꒱ *·˚ #— anon! ♡

[myersesque]

true character development is me going from too much of an overly-polite people pleaser who can't say no to people, to my partners immediately pointing to me when the silly lil tiktok audio says "most likely to commit murder"

#this is a joke pls don't take it too seriously #there was absolutely no hesitation for either of them and i chose to take it as a compliment lmao #og

[cosmicatta]

just in case anyone needs further proof that Nami is indeed a lesbian, this is a screenshot of her shopping in episode 48:

I mean... 🌈🌈🌈 what do you need that pride flag for, girl? 🌈🌈🌈

#nami #one piece #nami is a lesbian confirmed 100% #lmao #pls don't take this too seriously #I'm mostly joking around #I do hc her as a lesbian though

[lookanartdweeb]

Why is my stupid mario post blowing up.... why couldn't my art blow up like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#dweeb talks #mario movie #also everyone thank you for reminding me about the comics #yes you are correct #I was just being funny #LMAO I TOLD YOU ALL IN THE TAGS #DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY I AM JUST GOOFING AROUND #I love princess peach #but like pls don't try and be like I was joking #twas a goof #if you will

[rubberduckyrye]

Rip Kokichi's hack lol

"All good things must come to an end, I guess!"

Excuse me, it's not April fools--

#This is a joke pls don't take me seriously #Anyway Kokichi wanted to say that so lmao #Yeah sorry the hack got deleted eventually but yeah

[alienace]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

no thank you, we are a pastafarianesim blog we will be not seen using music devices that are not made with the almighty flour and holy water union, in this blog we turn our orecchiette™️ to the organ playing melodies through it's Zitoni N.1 ™️ windpipes, the electric guitars with their spaghetti alla chitarra™️ strings and for the lgbt player we got him a transverse flute made entirely of bucatini™️. I wish you luck in your quest to convert people to your "one app for all sounds" but not me, not me, not today, you fiend.

#/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ rants #asks #not really #into pastafarianesim #like um i am italian i should by all means believe pastafarianesim #but in all honesty i don't like how the god is a spaghetti (general) being and how you say ramen at the end of prayers #i may be a bit obsessed #lmao pls #dont take this too seriously

[bat-the-misfit]

imagine if brazil had a boyband

#the gringues would not be able to handle it #i mean supposing they got popular worldwide #which would probably not happen bc brazilians are weird and gringues would not be able to hand it as well #tbh i don't think BRAZILIANS would handle it as well lol #but if the guys were handsome and music was nice... i'd give them a chance #the rest of the country wouldn't tho #i mean just look at those old boybands brazil had #don't make me remember Rodrigo Faro exists #jesus christ the music??? the NAMES???? #brazil makes memes even when we don't intend to #brazilians GIRLbands tho #look at Rouge they were iconic #if they made a tour together again i'd want to go and i only know two songs #that's bc brazilian women take their work seriously and make their art masterpieces #brazilian men tho... well #well imagining they actually did a cool boyband with good music and talented and handsome guys i'd totally stan them #and with a good name pls i can't #i'm writing this bc i had a dream i was at Luciano Huck's show and a boyband went there and i thought this member from Bahia was hot #and Dona Déa obviously was flirting with them as well lmao #NÃO SE REPRIMA NÃO SE REPRIMA NÃO SE REPRIMA 🎵🎶🎵🎶 #tio morcego tá doidão #tio morcego tá tagarela