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#please tell me y’all see this 🙏🏼
explosiongamora · 7 months
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Why does this mf
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look like a love child of these mfs
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toniiswrld · 1 month
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Can you write something suggestive using that joke from tiktok where you call your boyfriend your husband to see how they react for anton please🙏🏼❤️
started writing this last night but fell asleep and everything i wrote got deleted 💔 but i hope you like it!
just some heavy making out, alludes to sex.
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there was a new food place that just opened a few days ago, and you had been telling your boyfriend how good the food looked and you couldn’t wait to try it. you figured you two would go there together over the weekend, but he caught you by surprise when he came home with a bag of food in his hand. you jumped excitedly as you took the food out of his hands, rushing it into the kitchen while anton slips off his shoes and takes his jacket off.
“i wanna record our reactions,” you had a little idea brewing in your head as anton walked into the kitchen, seeing a couple trend on tiktok earlier that you thought was so cute. you weren’t going to tell him that though, so he just thought you were going to film a normal video for your friends to see.
you prop your phone up on the counter, opening up the bag to pull out the contents before pressing the record button once you see anton standing close behind you.
“hey y’all, me and my husband are going to be trying food from this new restaurant, and we’ll let you guys know what we think about it"
it rolled off your tongue so easily he almost missed it. almost. he tensed up behind you, eyes darting to the back of your head in confusion. did you just call him your husband? theres no way he was just hearing things. but then the confusion washes over and his chest heats up. you called him your husband. he wanted to tell you to say it again, because it sounded so good to hear you say that. but what if he brought it up and you didn’t say it again?
from then on he kept his hands around your waist and his head resting on your shoulder as you fed him and yourself, he was smiling from ear to ear between every bite.
“thank you for the food baby, i didn’t know you were going to pick this up for us” you hum as you chew on your food, your hand wrapping around one of antons arms that rested around your waist.
“well you’ve been wanting to try it, so i wanted to surprise you. anything for my wife, of course” he softly pinches the skin of your waist, and now it was your turn to freeze, not expecting him to play along.
“i like the way that sounds,” you giggle, face heating up as you turn your head to look at your boyfriend.
“yeah?” you can feel his words on your lips, and his tone was teasing and you could feel yourself getting hot and not just on your face.
“mhm, its not in writing yet, but we’re definitely married. locked in forever baby” you place a quick kiss on his lips, cheesing hard as his cheeks turn red. then he turns you around so you’re facing him properly, back pressed against the counter top while anton kept a hand on you while he kept him stable on the counter. he bends down to connect your lips to his, and you melt into him instantly. you move to cup his face in your hands, and you press your chest into him as you deepen the kiss.
his hand that was on your waist traveled lower, grabbing a fist full of your ass before groaning into your mouth. he pulls away, and you take his bottom lip between your teeth softly as he’s moving to get a look at you.
“since i’m your husband now, do we get a honeymoon?” he moves down from your lips to kiss down your jaw, leaving open mouthed kisses down your neck and making you whine. you don’t respond, you just grab your phone off the counter, turning off the long forgotten video and drag anton to the bedroom.
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leclercvsx · 5 months
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Shameless | SMAU
Lando Norris
pairings: lando x singer!reader
summary: in which reader is so very shameless that she never ever gets embarrassed for anything she says.
warnings: mentions of smut (?), using other singers music as hers
face claim: Yeji (Itzy)
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yourusername
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liked by landonorris, charles_leclerc and 1,725,826 others
yourusername: damn i always look so good
TAGGED: Chaer_12
chaer_12: you mean WE look so good
yourusername: no i mean what the caption says
user: her face is just so cute 😭
yourusername: thanks, i bought it from my mother ❤️
user: y/n wtf🤨
landonorris: you look beautiful baby❤️
yourusername: invitation to get on my knees?🤭
landonorris: you’re welcome anytime baby
mclaren: this isn’t helping the pr😔
user: no cos how does she always look so good
user: new album when girlie?
landonorris
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liked by yourusername, danielricciardo and 935k others
landonorris: p3 baby🧡
yourusername: i gave him the best celebration he could ask for🤪
danielricciardo: i don’t mean to brag but i bought him his favorite takeout 🤷‍♂️
yourusername: i gave him head and my vagina. i think i win.
user: MISS GIRL
landonorris: yeah, sorry Daniel. Y/n won this one
yourusername: 🤭
user: what that tongue do👀
yourusername: wonders. it does wonders.
user: so proud of you😭
mclaren: 🧡🧡
oscarpiastri: 🧡
yourusername
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liked by landonorris, maxverstappen1 and 739k others
yourusername: i love riding lando <3
TAGGED: landonorris
user: GIRL WHAT
maxverstappen1: i don’t think this was something i needed to know😖
landonorris: baby, i think you need to reword the caption🤭
yourusername: YALL CHILL. MY HORSE IS CALLED LANDO COS I LOST A BET
yourusername: get your head out of the gutters🙄
yourusername: but i do also enjoy riding human lando too😚
user: tells us to get our heads out the gutters then OPENLY ADMITS to enjoying what we all originally thought😭😭😭
mclaren: 😃
yourusername: 😉
user: she’s getting too comfortable on these captions y’all
chaer_12: and what about that second picture? 👀
yourusername: i let him have a snack 😚
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liked by landonorris, danielricciardo and 691k others
yourusername: never beg for anything in your life🫶
TAGGED: landonorris
landonorris: baby, you were begging for my dick literally 20 minutes ago
yourusername: and i still want it, so hurry up🙄
danielricciardo: you guys do know REAL people can see these right
user: im sorry but lando’s comment😰
chaer_12: i will beh
yourusername: me too
mclaren: yes, don’t beg🫶
yourusername: i beg for Lando’s cock in your garage x
landonorris: it’s true
mclaren: 😨🫨
oscarpiastri: 🙄
yourusername: get lost oscar
oscarpiastri: no
yourusername: well, me and lando had sex on your bed when we visited your house last month 🤫
oscarpiastri: i’m killing myself
landonorris
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liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri and 638k others
landonorris: alright end to the season, until next season🧡
TAGGED: mclaren, yourusername
yourusername: and now you get to spend the next 3 months with me 😍
landonorris: gonna make it so you can’t walk princess
danielricciardo: PLEASE talk about this in dms and not on social media🥲
user: good luck!! 🩷
oscarpiastri: 🧡
mclaren: please behave yourself so we don’t have to apologies on your behalf’s🙃
landonorris: no promises, y/n is very shameless
mclaren: that’s who we’re on about.
yourusername: i’m just bold🙄
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this is so short and just not good lmao but i’ve ran out of plots so pls request some🙏🏼
masterlist | request
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babbymochiiii · 3 months
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💋 VALENTINES WITH JAEHYUN
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ established relationship! jaehyun x reader
decided to do a little something something for jaehyun’s b-day and for valentines all at once 😚
Happy Valentine’s Day my loves and Happy Jaehyun Day!! 💖
divider credit @missroki 💌
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ JAEHYUN
this could honestly go both ways; either you celebrate both valentines and his birthday in one day or you choose to celebrate Valentine and his birthday separate depending how busy his schedule is
jaehyun always makes sure to ask you to be valentines the moment it’s Feb. 1, only once did it slip his mind…he learned his lesson there when you were about to sell him on Twitter 💀
for his birthday I feel like he would try not to make it a big deal but at the same time does just because he knows what some of the plans will be since he always ends up having last minute scheduling and wants to down his as much time as he can with you before said schedule
rarely do you guys have to reschedule things…but SM can be a pain in the ass so you guys always gotta make room for everything
honestly for moments where you do have to reschedule, he just brings you along with him. man don’t care about the public cause at this point SM is literally asking for it 💆🏻
everyday leading up to v-day he writes you hand written notes about the things he loves about you 💌
let’s be honest here…Jae is a BIG romantic fellow when he wants to be. like yeah he’s all shy and flustered about it but it’s what makes you love him and it makes you wanna squish him for how cute he’s being
i see his ears turning red the whole time just because he’s that shy about it :( such a cutie
the sex; oh my gods it’s intimate and passionate as fuck!!! literally what you both will be waiting for by the end of the day (if y’all can even make it to the end of the day)
jaehyun would seriously buy you sexy pieces of clothing just to end up ripping it off of you 🤪
“I’ll buy you new one baby don’t worry.”
literally would tell you this just so you’re not worrying about the fact that he “wasted” his money like that (man could care less because he’s pleasing both of y’all)
Okay but the after care???? honestly one of the best things he ever does for you 😩🫶🏼
Always getting you water, making sure you’re okay, giving you a well needed shower cause babes y’all were nasty nasty that night WHEW 😜
“You did so good for me baby.”
like UGHHHHHHH man makes me feral honestly
if you’re feeling up for it, he would carry you to the living room and make y’all food 🥹
you would protest that this was supposed to be his day and you would be the one doing everything for him but he would always brush you off and tell you that he loves taking care of you even if it is his day
get married at this point folks cause I would 😭💍
honestly…he would propose
and I KNOW it will be out of the blue 💀 like you’re just chilling in the living room eating ramen together, watching what’s every playing on the tv.
“we should get married.”
YOU WILL LITERALLY CHOKE ON THE NODDLE 😭😭
“W-what!?”
“I mean why not? I don’t think it’s a bad idea..do you?”
the puppy eyes he would give you
literally like this 🥺🙏🏼
how could you say no???
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had to make a little post for our Valentine’s boy Jaehyun 🥰
first time I do something like this and I’m honestly thinking of doing more like this cause this was fun 🤭
Lemme know what y’all think! Should I make more posts like this 🤔???
Much love 🖤
— mochi 💌
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awetistic-things · 1 year
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i’m getting a formula 1 hyperfixation and here are my takeaways so far:
- lewis hamilton is pretty, rich and a little bit of a bitch (but i love him ❤️)
- if you don’t have money, you’re basically fucked
- williams are the kings of hanging in there 💀(keep ur head up y’all i believe in u /gen)
- okay daniel ricciardo u got jokes i see u
- the most TOXIC fan base i have seen in forever no one is ever happy lmao
- i saw tons of people say the only reason they hated lewis hamilton was because he won all the time but now he’s losing and they’re still hating so what now??? 😭
- i thought fernando alonso actually retired but ig he just wanted out of mclaren ??? (i’m assuming he just got an offer from aston martin and unretired but i’m still catching up so bear with me lmao) i mean he wasn’t winning towards the end so it makes sense plus he’s doing good now and it looks like he made the right choice
- “valtteri bottas” expensive ass name
- christian horner always looks like he just finished shoving another skeleton in his closet (WHY DOES HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO SUSPICOUS????)
- charles leclerc is noah schanpp’s doppelgänger like look me in the eyes and tell me i’m wrong i dare u 😪
- im not religious but grosjean surving that crash was an act of god i mean 4 minutes in flames and he was (physically) fine??? like what???
- toto wolff is the word mercedes personified
- people being mad that lewis hamilton has a sense of style and doesn’t wear clothes with his team’s name on it everywhere is pure comedy i’m sry
- carlos sainz jr. one of the hardest working racers rn fight me 😤 (pls don’t i cant fight i’m all talk i swear)
- god bless all the families and friends of the racers because holy shit it would be terrifying to watch even five seconds of them in those high speed chunks of metal 🙏🏼
- fans get way too upset when drivers have a life outside of just racing like please chill and let the man go to a party for once 💀
(if ur a f1 fan and have negative words for me on this pls keep it to urself i’m scared of y’all)
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1-800-hyunlix · 2 years
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hi everyone! it’s been a while since i’ve been on here and i’m so sorry. my life has been all over the place and i’ve been so busy 😭 during the time, i’ve been thinking a lot about this account and how much i don’t like it LMAO so i’ve decided a little cleanse is due.
i’m keeping crush culture up (because that’s my baby and people still read it) but i think i’m gonna discontinue and delete strangers. i’m sorry for everyone who was waiting on updates and looking forward to the story. i hated the way i was going with it and was pretty much slumped when it came to writing. i hope ur not too mad at me LOLOL
i do have another au idea in mind that i enjoy much more than strangers and i’d be so excited to share it with y’all. it’ll most likely be a jungkook fic so if any of you are interested in that please let me know 😭
again, i’m sorry for keeping some of y’all waiting only to tell you strangers will be no more. please forgive me 🙏🏼 (adding the strangers tag list so everyone sees this lmfao)
@marsophilia @luvshye @jeonronwoo @ninjaleeknow @eternallyhyucks @xhyunjinbbyx @k-netz @meowtella @gyuury @lav3ndr @sunflowerbebe07 @freckledquokka @hey-i-really-miss-you @odxrilove @dulceamar @awksfabstone @you-njinhwang @hazzaloveschopsuey @tenderfrailty @und3r4r0ck @yes-i-simp-for-2d-men @big-fool-energy @soobin-chois @tetsunation @gold-dragon-slayer @dropsomemoneyallthisbreadsoyummy @serioto @blaaiissee @lunaflvms @aerastus @sunshinesstory
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