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hyunsvngs · 9 months

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lino with mc as his booty call and he calls panting and out of breath cause he tried to get himself off but he couldnt without mc and so mc talks him through it while driving over to him and as soon as minho sees mc he cums

oh GODDDDD OK. SO I CHANGED IT ABIT BUT YEAH FUCK.

i am thinking: the familiar chime of the specific ringtone you’d set minho fills your empty bedroom. you’d been having another late night, shoving popcorn into your face while watching some shitty tv show. you picked up the phone with sugar-sticky fingers, scrunching up your face with confusion when you saw it was your designated friend with benefits. surely this was late, even for him? had something bad happened?

you swiped to answer the call, pressing it to your ear and pausing the show. “hello?”

the rustling of presumed fabrics on the other end made your ears perk up with interest. minho's voice suddenly filled the speakers, gravelly and low. “come over. please.”

“what?” you scoffed out a laugh, crunching on another piece of popcorn. there was only one reason he'd call you at this time, if there were no real problems - apart from an erection that he can't calm down. “are you horny, lee minho?”

“god, so fucking horny,” you heard fabric moving again. all of a sudden, there was the unmistakable slick noise of his tight fist pumping up and down on that perfect fucking cock. the noise had your mind reeling back to the last time he had you, bent over with your face shoved in the pillows and his thick cock bullying into your tight hole. okay, yeah, you were definitely going over. “y’wanna know what i’m thinking about, baby?”

you bit your lip, nodding as you pulled an acceptable pair of joggers on before you realised he couldn’t see you. “of course. tell me.”

“thinking about- ah, shit- ‘m thinking about when you let me edge you, do you remember? i mean, i edge you all the time, but that one time i- i didn't let you cum for an hour, do you remember?” you hummed in affirmation, trying to blink the haze of lust out of your eyes enough for you to find your car keys and drive over. your hair was a mess, but your pussy was getting wet with arousal already, so he probably wouldn’t even care. minho's breath was stuttering, he was repeating himself, lost in his fantasies and memories of you. “fucking hell, baby, that pussy was so wet for me. i- hnnggg, fuck, fuck…” you heard his hand speed up before it stopped altogether. you knew what he was doing - you’d seen him do it more than enough times, rubbing his thumb over the tip of his cock to heighten his sensitivity and edge himself a little.

you almost tripped down the stairs trying to get out of your house. “keep going, min. please? keep telling me, i’m on my way, i’m getting in the car-“

“you’re really coming?” he asked, in disbelief. it sounded like this was the best thing you could give him.

“of course i am. i’m wet already, for god’s sake,” you mumbled, connecting your phone to the car speaker. you were going to drive and have him talk to you, tell you everything he wanted to do to you. minho chuckled, the sound coming through your car speakers now. “keep talking, please.”

“i thought i was the desperate one here?” he laughed again, but when you heard the noise of his hand falling back to his cock again, he sighed and began to speak. you started the engine and sped off, praying the few minutes drive to his house would go faster. “god, do you remember when you came after i edged you? fucking hell, went on for about five minutes, huh? you made such a mess all over me.”

you let yourself let out a whimper, trying to focus on the road. “yeah, yeah. i remember, fuck- min, oh my god.” you could feel the wetness slicking in your underwear at this point.

“what are you gonna do when you get here, baby?”

“'m gonna let you have your way with me.”

minho laughed again. you could imagine him now, cute eyes scrunched up and chest shaking with laughter. “obviously. you don’t control anything in the bedroom, baby, you know that.”

“i just love it when you pin me down and take it,” you sighed out, almost screaming with excitement when you realised you were only about a minute away. “and when you hurt me. god, love it when you hurt me.”

“yeah? you l-love when i hurt you? when i- oh- slap that pretty ass, or even when i slap your- your pussy?” he was keening now, letting out those passionate whines. you knew he was close, and you pulled into his drive quickly. “shit, is that you? you’re here? fuck, i’m dreaming. okay, okay, i'm stopping-”

“not dreaming, min,” you laughed. “open the door.”

you briefly wondered if that was considered as driving under the influence. pressing the red end button on the call, you were definitely feeling more than drunk when the door swung open, revealing minho in just his boxers, erection thick and leaking precum. his eyes met yours and he was immediately stepping back to allow you into his house with narrowed, lustful eyes.

you were in for a long night.

♡ juno

#juno’s asks ♡#user: jyu037 #stray kids smut #lee know smut #lee know drabble #asks: lino

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obsidiannebula · 10 months

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Ok so I survived my first winter in Dwarf Fortress, which was the goal I had set for myself. Honestly I didn't have much trouble with that. No, what got me was when I started trying to do things like set up a temple and had to figure out half a dozen different processes and mechanics just to get a single, undedicated temple up and running so my dwarves could stop being sad about not having prayed to their gods

And the SIMILAR struggle that was setting up a hospital, which has a bunch of different requirements that apparently must be fulfilled before your medical dwarf will even bother to look at his buddies' injuries and say, "just a scratch, walk it off" or "yep, looks broken, let's put that sucker in a cast"

Not to mention everyone's pissy bc we haven't had alcohol in over half a year, not bc we don't have a still or ample fruit to brew from, but bc none of our many dozen barrels are empty to put wine into, despite the fact that some of them don't have anything in them? I guess the still can't access those? For some reason? I do not understand

This is where I'm starting to go from "oh, this seems is easier than I thought?" to "oh my goddddd there's 82 million different things you need to build and keep track of and every single one of them has several layers of depth and complexity and requisites and aaaaaggghhh"

*sigh* But that's ok, this colony is just for learning the ropes. I knew this one was going to be poorly laid-out, unoptimized, and generally held together duct tape and prayers. I am in an extended "fucking around and finding out" phase, next time I'll hopefully have a much more promising and pleasing start

#dwarf fortress #its getting so complex as i go along #and it doesnt seem like ive even touched half of it #this game is absurdly deep in its systems

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foursdarkdays · 6 months

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Dear diary ,

The suicidal thoughts keep getting stronger. There's no specific reason. I really really don't see a point of living. I'm always under so much anxiety and depression and no matter how much I try nothing happens. I heal for a while and then I'm back. If it's always going to be like this what's the point? See life is pointless. I don't want to struggle so much just to survive. Living is so dumb. Life is soo fucking dumb and boring. Nothing is worth it here. And suddenly today I had this urge to self harm again. I miss that yk? Physical pain to numb the emotional pain? But i can't do it . I won't do it i think. I left that path long ago but yeah im being aggresive with things so that I get hurt like physically even if it's just a scratch. I don't want to live . Please. I need to be free. I've been in this self cage for more than a decade and I need to be free. I'm praying for something to happen to me so i can die because i obviously won't kill myself. I don't want my mom to think that she wasn't enough. That she didn't try her best. She did. She's the best mom . Also my friends. I really don't want anyone to think they didn't do enough. I'm quite lucky to have such good people around. I'm fucked. My brain is fucked everything is fucked. Idk I need to die . Idk atleast by December. I don't know how to do it. But let's see . Let's find a way

25/10/23 (16:46)

i dont deserve so much anxiety. how will i live like this? is this suffering worth it? Everything gives me anxiety and i always fuck it up, Im so done like so done. I'm tired. I'm worth so much more than this stupid life.

(18:44)

I had the worst panic attack an hour ago oh my goddddd. It was soooooooo severe. i was sleeping and i suddenly woke up feeling like im having a heart attack. It was hurting so much. Idk how to explain but it was toooo much. Like someone was trying to squeeze my lungs. I feel better now ufff. The chest pains are slowly decreasing and i feel my body getting tired. Poor body has to go through so much :( im so sorry i wish i could do something about this. You deserve better . (lowkey wish it was a heart attack and i passed away lmaooooooooo byeeeeeeee)

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thewingedwolf · 8 months

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honestly hard same on all of the above! nj&ta was so fucking good?? it's no longer available legally but i still have my copy of live at the wiltern for good reason. (am i still sad "stay" never got a studio recording? yes, yes, i am.) and all of who i am was just. incredible. (special shout out to "vesper's goodbye" and "who i am" and "conspiracy theory" and. actually just the whole album.)

and lines vines and trying times deserved so much more love than it got. those songs are incredible. ("black keys" still hits hard.)

tbh, i'm still bitter over the fact that "wedding bells" and "meet you in paris" were only weird limited releases. (LiVe for "wedding bells" and then "meet you in paris" was only released on fuckin vinyl) (justice for the 2013 songs damn it)

(also, now i have "jealous" stuck in my head, so thanks for that.)

ANON ARE YOU ME?? that’s Exactly my thoughts, i saw him live in his nj & ta days and he so clearly loved singing conspiracy theory & stay, who i am is such a great anthem song with a cute video, and do not get me STARTED on vesper’s goodbye oh my goddddd the ending line “now i die / kiss your tender lips goodbye / pray to god who hears my cry” and then the song just. ends. HEARTBREAKING. IMMACULATE. THATS A SONG WRITER!!!

i personally mourn the loss of out of this world, it’s very typical early jobros where they were clearly just fucking around and having fun and i want more songs like that!! not just pop songs that are gonna chart!! and wedding bells!!!!!!! ugh!!!! i am also lucky enough to have the administration on cd but my pièce de résistance is that i own their original album as a hard copy!!! it’s so cute i love it and i love the lil religious bent to some of the songs. at least they rereleased please be mine 😭😭

ALSO. if you haven’t heard joe sing jealous absolutely go search for it right now, he really went out onstage 7 days a week and sung nick’s song better than him in front of nick’s face and it’s funny and sexy, i wish they’d release a duet or joe version like they did with give love a try.

#not to say nick doesn’t have a great voice but joe’s lower register is better and hearing his falsetto. divine.#nick deserves t swift’s hype as a song writer tbh but if i say that too loud people will yell at me akskkd #asks #anons #jobros

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harryfeatgaga · 1 year

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oh my hello???? it’s ghostie anon… I was just catching up on everything that I missed and not miss belly button girlie… well anyways ME NEXT HARRY.

but a little update on my friends house: we digged further into the house and the was a fire that happened in the neighborhood and many people died and the house was just rebuilt??? but that’s all we found. she’s currently still living there and we just he occasional noises of the floor creaking or some of her things go missing but she doesn’t plan on moving. i’ve slept over a few times (with one eye open tho) and haven’t heard anything. there’s no rodent or raccoon problem and there’s no one secretly hiding out in the house so we really don’t know what it was but yeah! and good to hear you’re well rested paige, get the 4 hour nap in, slay girlboss

HOLY SHIT HELLOOOFJNVBJFN WTFFFF im glad its not gotten worse tho omg and STOPPKJGVHJIKLC

Anonymous asked: NOT RATATOUILLE ANON PLSSSS 😭😭

KMNJBFGUHIJDOKL;

Anonymous asked: “LISTEN I know emrata will clap back with pics and shit and I think it’s very girlboss, however that is Harry’s worst nightmare and I don’t want baby to feel uncomfy so….I pray she does not. And she’s already liking tweets so please don’t start being annoying”

THIS! everyone is like I hope she does but😭 you know Harry hates that shit why do you want that for him!!

yeah so true goddddd

Anonymous asked: Someone said that emrata have a reputation of dating ugly man so Harry should worry and honey it’s true I fear 🥴 but Harry’s still prettier than any other man out there

well harry doesnt fall under that category god bless

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kiss-my-rotten-head · 1 year

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OH MY GOD LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE. GODDDDD. please just let me die please just let me die please just let me die. i’m gonna start praying i get murdered.

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minalovebot · 5 years

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there's only 1 week of school left please let me have the strength to not argue with this 1 guy in my class...

#we're like. 'friends' or w/e but lately my tolerance for ppl being irritating is at an all time low #and he's irritating the shit out of me he never minds his fucking business oh my goddddd #please pray for me cause i literally might snap im tired im tired im tired #lowkey i should just stay my ass home cause deadass i can't be around ppl right now #ivy.txt

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babi-minx · 3 years

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I wasn’t gonna talk about this on here but my anxiety is eating me up inside so I just need to rant but I’m having a pregnancy scare right now I just need some good vibes sent my way please pray that I’m not actually pregnant or else it’s gonna be fetus deletus and I don’t wanna deal with that or actually having a baby but I think we all know which one I would rather deal with.... also please don’t be dumb like me and use protection!!! I was fucking drunk and he didn’t have any and neither did I, so I wasn’t thinking but my goddddd this is so stressful I’ve never wanted my period to come so badly in my life please universe give me my period on the 16th I am begging you and I promise I’ll never be this dumb again :( I can’t take a test yet because it’s too soon but even if I get my period I’m probably gonna still take a test because you can still get your period while you’re pregnant and also I need to be as sure as possible that I am not pregnant okay goodnight

oh also the guy removed me on all social media, said he doesn’t want to talk to me anymore and he might have a gf now!!! which makes this situation even worse and more anxiety inducing 😀 the one time I have sex and this is what happens!! I get it universe you fucking hate me but you can stop now thanks!!!

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aashuqureshi · 3 years

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OH MY GODDDDD, WHAT DID I JUST SEE?? I just stumbled upon a few public fanpages of SIDHARTH MALHOTRA and came across this! Well, these pictures are not at all edited or coloured by me. This beautiful editing and colouring belongs to it's rightful owner and doesn't belong to me.

MY MUSCLE MAN MALHOTRA LOOKS SO HANDSOME, HOT & CUTE AT THE SAME TIME IN THESE PICTURES, ESPECIALLY IN THAT RED CHECK SHIRT IN THE FIRST PICTURE! My most favourite man, the love of my life in my favourite colour red with that hairstyle is a dream for me. I just can't believe this!❤

These are the behind the scenes pictures from his upcoming music video for which he is shooting for in Goa and I can't wait for the details to unveil and the music video to be released so soon!

Though it is expected to release on the Valentine's Day, this is going to be the most wonderful Valentine's day for me, for sure despite the fact that I am not really a fan of Valentine's Day as such, haha!❤

At first, I thought it must be an edit by the fans of him and the ever beautiful and gorgeous Neha Sharma who wished to see them together but then I checked thoroughly on Google to see if it was true. I then went to Neha Sharma's twitter handle and guess what??

This is actually true and it is happening for real, Sidharth Malhotra & Neha Sharma look great together. They make such a cute couple, I can't wait for this music video. I hope it doesn't have a sad ending like Challon Ke Nishaan. Please Allah, make it a happy ending pleaseeee? *praying with my eyes closed and fingers crossed*❤🙏

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE CONFIRMING THE NEWS BY BOLLYWOOD HUNGAMA ;

There’s something brewing more than just coffee in B-Town! With music videos seeing a huge moment with big stars featuring, two actors are coming together for a romance filled shoot. We are talking about Sidharth Malhotra and Neha Sharma’s upcoming music video with Zee Music Company.

The song is said to have been shot in picturesque locations of Goa. We must admit it is difficult to take our eyes off this cute pair!

Bollywood Hungama has got the exclusive behind the scenes photos from the shoot.

This is not the first time Sidharth Malhotra has collaborated with Zee Music Company. The song has been directed and choreographed by Bosco Leslie Martis, composed by Nilesh Ahuja, penned by Kumaar and sung by Stebin Ben. The music video is expected to release around Valentines’ Day.

ARTICLE COURTESY; BOLLYWOOD HUNGAMA.

#sidharthmalhotra #nehasharma #sidharthandneha #newsong #new music video #valentines #valentinesday #true love #romance

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erikismybitch · 6 years

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Drillmonger

A series

Part 5

This was becoming the new normal . It was like a pattern . Each time Candy flew to a location , if Young Kill was close enough they saw eachother . The most common place was Los Angeles . Hollywood to be exact . He was there often because most of his adult film scenes were filmed there .

The Uber he sent to her LA hotel pulled up to the contemporary styled home. It was like nothing she’d been close to before . It had asymmetrical lining and huge glass windows . She could see straight through the house that overlooked the lit up city below the mountain. From what Kill had told her, earlier he had shot scenes here. Lesbian scenes for his newfound company, Drillmonger Productions. She knocked on the steel door, he opened it .

Candy stepped back in shock. Kill stood in front of her , nothing on but his briefs and some sort of huge african tribal mask. He walked closer to her .

“What kind of freaky Lion King shit is this?” She teased , In result Kill said nothing . He grabbed her face roughly with one hand and squeezed her cheeks together .

“Shut up , take your shit off” his free hand reached around and slapped her ass. The sound echoed through the house , so did her squeal . He closed the door and watched her through the small slits that revealed his eyes.

“Take it off here ?” She asked , unsure if her next move would result in another slap . It did , on the opposite cheek this time . She wasn’t ready.

“I said take this shit off!” His voice airy and muffled behind the huge mask . Candy did what she was told , after she was exposed , Kill lead her to the living room. Where he pushed her onto the black leather sectional. This must have been the house of some kind of millionaire , one who just rented for the hell of it . The set up, like an article in Architectural Digest.

He didn’t even give her a chance to brace herself before he climbed in between her legs . Kill leaned in, staring into her eyes. He said nothing , all Candy could hear was the eerie silence of the house and his heavy breath . She would be lying if she said the “Darth Vador “ like sound didn’t turn her on. The mask suited him, because he sure did fuck like an animal .

His dick was growing hard in his underwear , she could feel it . Candy reached down and slipped it out from the fly hole. Anxiously she rubbed it against her folds , indirectly telling him she wanted it. Young Kill still did nothing , just hovered over her staring . She tried another approach and removed her hands from his erection. She ran her fingers against the mask . It had the most intricate wooden patterns. She tugged at the horns located at the top , swearing that she heard Kill growl .

“Fuck me, please “ Candy pled. Even though the mask covered everything but his eyes , she could see the smile in them. He sat upright and spread her legs wide, seemingly admiring the open view.

He reached behind him and retrieved a black large lenses camera . The red recording light was turned on and he held the camera to Candy’s face .

Candys expression hardened. “I do a lot of shit for you , but this is where I draw the line” she tried her best to snatch the camera but Kills reflexes were too quick .

“Do it just for me ? “ His eyes were still smiling and the weight of his heavy dick was tapping on her Clit, then teasing it by sliding up and down. Her breathing almost matched his . She bit her lip .

“Don’t show anybody” she cursed herself , praying that she wasn’t making a mistake . She got ahold of the device and looked right into the camera lense . “I do not give you permission to post this video anywh- oh my goddddd!”

Kill had slid inside of her without warning and began to fuck her . Her eyes closed and the camera was slowly falling from her grip. Kill grabbed it and filmed her face , getting an HD view of the fuck faces she made .

“You so damn fine to me” he mumbled , still stroking and looking at screen .

“This my pussy now? He aimed the camera to an aerial view of his dick sliding inside of her . It coated his inches with her gloss .

“Yes baby “

He played with her clit , rubbing it in circular motions . She loved watching how his muscles flexed against her body . Candy didn’t even care about the camera anymore.

Kill carefully positioned the camera on table , still recording but screening a side shot of the two of them. He pulled her body in a lower position on the couch , so the camera could see her perfectly . He went into his signature move , one that had become her personal favorite and guaranteed an orgasm each time .Kill gripped her neck tightly with two hands , giving him leverage to fuck her so hard that the couch was shifting . Euphoric tears started sliding down the side of her face to her ears. She was about to cum , but nothing like she had ever felt before . It was as if the spurt of pleasure was building from the depths of her soul . Then it happened, what she had seen him make other girls do . Her body went numb as her juices erupted all over Kills lower body and the couch . She screamed.

“That’s that shit daddy like!” It always excited him, the act of making a woman squirt. He kept going at the same pace while Candy convulsed beneath him, feeling as if she was going to pass out.

Until it fucking happened again.

Kill slowed down, and let her neck go. He caressed her face and allowed her to come back down from the high . “You good?” He lifted up the mask, for the first time she was able to see his handsome smiling face . She nodded her head . Kill pulled out and sat upright , resting his back against the couch .

“Take a seat” Candy eyed his hard dick in disbelief, he was a monster . He embodied the mask fully. Candy wasted no time sitting on his lap, knowing that if she didn’t , she’d get a painful slap on her ass. He liked to hurt her when she didn’t listen. Kill slid right inside of her with satisfaction. She used her thighs to slide up and down on his shaft . He noticed her hesitation , she was nervous .This had been the first time Kill asked her to be on top .

Kill guided her hips and tried to direct her, but when he let go she froze up. He took the mask off again, instead of tossing it , he placed it on Candy. She reached to take it off but he removed her hands .

“Let this shit turn you into a monster” he redirected the grind in her hips to his liking. “Just do it, you good.” He assured her .

Candy relaxed her hands on his knees and began to grind her body upward, gripping his shaft with each move . Allowing herself to break free and make sure she made him feel good. He deserved it . Kill rested his head back on the couch and lips parted . He liked it just like that . She squeezed her muscles tighter and sped up . His fingers pierced her ass cheeks as he couldn’t hold back his moan . He tried to compress his sounds by biting his lip , he slapped her ass and brought his eyes back to view . Young Kill made sure to look directly into hers when he snapped . “Ride this dick bitch “

“Shit! “ Candy cried , off just those words alone .

“This shit feel so good , make me get this nut” he directed her hips still , helping her move at a quicker pace. His head fell back again and he shouted . “Fuck!”

He moved her hips a few more times and then lifted her completely off of him . She hovered just above his top. They both watched as his white dropped down from her swollen hole . He tossed her body to the opposite side of the couch, like a rag doll.

She took off the mask .

They both laid on the couch for a long time , exhausted and sticky from sweat . He though she had went to sleep , until she decided to break the silence .

“Erik Stevens “ she inquired . He looked to her with brows of confusion. Months of conversing and occasional Fucking . But this was the first time she had actually said his name .

“Wow, by my government name?”

“Want me to call you Young Kill ?” She asked in that innocent tone that seemed to get his dick hard every time. He knew she meant no harm.

“Nah , you can call me Erik if you want” he told her .

“Why porn? “ she asked him. It was a question he had gotten many times before . But he would always give some bull shit answer . Oddly, he told Candy the truth .

He’d recorded himself having sex once and decided to upload it to a popular porn site . His amateur video had gotten a significant amount of views and the website contacted him. They informed him that if he uploaded a second video and it got the same response, there would be compensation.

The second video did better than the first . He was contacted my a Mass porn production company who wanted to work with him. His first professional video earned him four thousand dollars for just a thirty minute scene . It was easy money and his career took off from there .

“You think you’ll ever get tired ? “ she asked after listening to his long story .

“I’ll never get tired of having sex, I just want to do shit the right way. That’s why I’m producing now” he explained to her the ins and outs of the way production works. The people behind the camera make five times what the actors make . Candy had no idea that Porn was such a lucrative business.

“Why fly ? “ it was his turn to ask questions now.

Candy explained that she always wanted to travel and eat food from every continent. She’d been to almost every one . Except Asia and Africa . She was real adamant about visiting Africa and hoped to go soon. She mostly flew domestically but hoped to be promoted to international flights .

“I’m from Africa “ Erik told her . She pretended as if she didn’t know . He had forgotten that she was a fan, Candy knew his bio.

“Does your family know what you do ?”

“They do” he laughed a little .

“Were they angry when they found out ? “

Erik said that his family was upset at first . That was until those checks be sent back home increased in revenue . They didnt complain much afterwards .

“What’s the deal with this mask, is it yours?”

Erik grabbed the mask and placed it back on to Candys face. “You asking too many fucking questions” he hissed, yanking her legs wide open once again. His face eased down until his mouth was met with Candys clit . He kissed it a few times until he got a good moan out of her .

“It was hanging on the wall, I think I might steal it”

#erik killmonger fanfiction #erik killmonger fanfic #erik killmonger imagine #erik killmonger smut

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ginger-and-mint · 6 years

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Oooh, will you be writing any of the scenarios from that last round of prompts? Because if so I'd love to see your take on the one with the crush ~

Could you write up a thing for the prompt in post/171597999179 please? I’d love the featureless second person style or Person A/B, but any style will be great! Thanks in advance!

Hehe, that was a good one, wasn’t it? Here you go, anons!

Everyone get home safely?

yep! but goddddd am I FULL

ugh same. my belly is aching but it was so worth it!

You send the message to the group chat and then lean back into the sofa, gently rubbing a hand over the aching belly in question. You’ve had to unbutton your jeans because it’s so bloated, stuffed full of a double cheeseburger, a large milkshake, garlic fries, and a big slice of apple pie à la mode.

Your phone buzzes.

Haha no wonder! I can’t belive you finished my onion rings on top of everything you ate.

Oh yeah… and your friends’ leftovers.

You never hold back when you and your friends decide to try a new restaurant. The reviews on this place had promised the best diner food in town and you certainly didn’t leave disappointed.

But you really did overdo it this time. Your tummy throbs with every breath, so full that you actually feel a little sick.

Your phone buzzes again. You glance down, expecting some more good-natured ribbing from your friends.

But it’s not the group chat. The name on the screen makes your heart jump.

Hey, they’ve written. Have you had dinner yet?

- - -

“You’re always telling me how good this pizza place is. And considering how much of a foodie you are, I figured you’d know!”

“Heh, yeah. It’s my favorite.” Your heart pounds at the way your crush is smiling. The way they’re looking at you is like… like maybe they’re kind of nervous too? Or could it be your imagination?

“I’m so glad you could meet me tonight!” they continue, and you feel your face heat up. “It’s pretty late. I was worried you’d already eaten.”

“Oh, well, I….” Your enormous dinner shifts in your belly, as though to remind you that it’s there. “Nah, I only had a small snack earlier. Um—you should try the Italian pizza. It’s the best thing on the menu.”

“Mmm, sounds great! You think it’s enough if we split a large?”

“Oh yeah—that’ll be plenty. The pizzas here are really big.” Ugh. You wish you were exaggerating, but you’re not.

By the time the food comes out, you’re so absorbed in the funny story your crush is telling you that you’ve forgotten about the incoming second dinner. The cloud of savory steam rising from the pizza jogs your memory in a rush of belly pains and vague nausea.

“Oh, this looks really good!” says your crush happily.

Your stomach rumbles unhappily at the idea of holding more. You put a hand on it under the table and say, “Yeah, it looks amazing.”

- - -

“Are you getting full already?”

“Um. No. Urp. No way.” You take another bite of your third slice, chew, and force it down. Owwww. Poor tummy….

“I was gonna say, I would’ve been surprised if you were full after only like, a quarter of a pizza! But you seem to be slowing down. And, um—burping a lot.”

You’re not surprised they’ve noticed your little overfull belches. You’ve been trying and failing to stifle them since your first bite.

“Heh, sorry,” you say. “I, uh—I forgot that olives don’t always agree with me.”

That’s not true at all—you love olives—but it gives you an excuse to pat your stuffed tummy. It’s decidedly round, swollen hard and tight with food. You’re grateful you changed out of your jeans and put on a loose hoodie. You’re pretty sure that under it, the hem of your T-shirt is somewhere around your navel.

“Oh!” says your crush. “You should’ve said something! We could’ve asked for no olives.”

“Are you kidding? They perfectly complement the saltiness of the ham! Do you think I’d let you order pizza from this place and have anything less than the full experience?”

They laugh. Their laugh is so cute that even through the enormous mass of food stuffed into your stomach, you feel a few butterflies.

“I’ve never let my belly’s opinions keep me from enjoying good food anyway,” you say, and take another bite. You chew and swallow, trying not to wince as your stomach tightens painfully.

Full experience indeed.

- - -

“I had a really nice time, you know.”

The two of you are standing outside the pizza place. The stars are twinkling overhead, the street is almost empty, and the night is hot and breezy. It’s all very romantic, and you wish you could enjoy the moment more, but you’re feeling awfully sick and sweaty. Somehow you managed to stuff all six pizza slices into your straining stomach, and it’s still grumbling with shock. All you can think about is ending the evening in a relatively non-embarrassing way and then going home and taking as many Tums as you can fit in there. (So probably, like, half of one.)

“Me too,” you say. “I, um… if you want, I know another great restaurant. They serve the best double cheeseburgers around. Maybe we could go sometime?”

You don’t mention that it’ll probably be a week before you can stand to look at food again.

“Yeah, sure!” they say. So quickly. Too quickly? “That’d be really nice!”

“Cool! I’ve gotta go catch the bus, but I’ll—I’ll text you.”

“Awesome. Have a good night, then.” And… oh god, they’re coming in for a hug.

With an agonizing effort, you suck in your tummy as they press their body against yours. Their arms squeeze around your shoulders, and for one magical moment, your aching belly fades to the back of your mind because every painful bite has been worth it.

Urrrrrrrr-rrrrrr.

“Oh god.” You pull away, wincing. Your tummy did not appreciate being compressed.

Your crush blinks. “Was that—was that your stomach?”

“What? No!” You feel your cheeks redden as your poor belly groans again. “Um—I really have to go now or I’ll miss the bus. Goodnight! And, uh—see you soon!”

- - -

“Ohhh… urp… oooh-ohhh….”

You’re lying on your bed, curled on your side around your big, bloated stomach. It’s a good thing that no one else is home, because there’s no way you can hold back with the groaning. Nor can you stifle the angry tummy gurgles.

You fumble for your phone and send a message to the group chat: guys I did something dumb and now my tummy is gonna burst

The reply is almost immediate: Oh my god, did you seriously eat more?!

remind me to explain tomorrow. for now just pray 4 me k.

You let your phone drop into the blankets and moan as your tummy churns. You can’t blame it for being upset. Just one of those dinners would’ve been too much.

But when you remember the look in your crush’s eyes, you can’t help grinning like an idiot. And even though the thought of food makes you feel more than a little sick, you’re already looking forward to that next double cheeseburger.

“Sorry,” you whisper to your stomach as it aches and grumbles, “but that—urp—that was so worth it.”

#I think it's obvious I was very inspired by this prompt :P #stuffing #stomachache #tummy noises #requests #anon #i made this

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annebrontesrequiem · 7 years

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Stuffed Animals MC-Minor Trio

Well it’s been about an hour, let’s do this Minor Trio Stuffed animal HC!!! Haha! Plz tell me you like my stuff. ;_;

He couldn’t see them, so you didn’t think that it’d be a problem, you just had to make sure that he never found out my accidentally grabbing one or some such thing

It worked out pretty well actually, well, until he had the surgery

Yeah apparently there are downsides to giving your boyfriend sight!

Whowould’vethought!

Either way you weren’t used to the fact that you now had to be careful.

You hid the plushies in your closet, praying that he would never think to look there for anything

Sleeping now as a hassle, you kept a stuffed dog under the bed so when he finally closed his eyes you could cuddle the damn thing.

You got used to it eventually, though it was annoying and half the time you thought of telling him

Of course, like a moron you always backpedaled like CRAZY

Things were going well, that is until you got careless

You guys had gone on a vacation to a nice beach spot, and you were a mess making sure that V was going to have the best vacation of all time oh my goddddd!!

You had been so busy making sure he didn’t forget everything that you forgot some of your own stuff, like your stuffed dog

You didn’t realize it until it was nighttime and time to sleep

“Um, V, I left something at home…”

“What is it darling?”

Oh God you wanted to die.

“…Well, it’s, it’s this stuffed dog I have, I can’t sleep without at least one stuffed animal, and, well I forgot to bring one.” By this time, you were jacked up on panic-caused adrenaline, so you didn’t think about telling him more than the embarrassment.

“Oh, I didn’t realize that MC, I never saw you with one, if I’d known I would’ve brought one, I’m sorry.”

“I’m sorry, I never told you, I thought you would’ve thought me too, too childish for you.” By now you were beginning to grasp the situation more, which unfortunately made things worse and worse.

You could feel hot tears sliding down your face, practically steaming with embarrassment, and the worse part was that Jihyun could now see it.

You were looking into your palms, so all you could hear was the rustle of fabric when suddenly you were lifted off the ground by a set of strong arms.

Opening your palms, you saw Jihyun gazing at you.

“Don’t cry my love. I don’t and will never think you’re too childish. You radiate sunlight and youth. I promise tomorrow I will get you something, but for now I will make one!”

Saywhat

Honestly Jihyun is too good for this world.

He ended up lumping a bunch of his shirts together and tying them with a bow

But to his surprised during the night instead of holding it you latched on tightly to his nightshirt

It was a very cuddly night tbh lol

Now you alternate between bear stuffed animal and human stuffed animal

V loves that you trust him that much

And you love him too!

Saeran

Let’s be honest Saeran is shit at noticing this

You’d practically have to slap him with a beanie before he’d noticed

You didn’t really bother to hide it, at least the fact that you had them

When he asked why you just shrugged.

“Because I like stuffed animals, since I was never allowed a real pet why not a cuddly soft one?”

TouchéMC

But though you didn’t mind him knowing you had them you did mind the fact that you slept with them

You two didn’t sleep in the same bed normally, you knew that there was too much and it would take a while before anything like that happened

Your beds were nevertheless in the same room (in case of nightmares, which went either way depending on the night) and you made sure that he never saw the three stuffed animals that you held tight every night

Unfortunately, fate didn’t like that idea

You were having a nightmare one night, one about blank-faced people experimenting on you, and in your panic, you’d thrown all the stuffed animals off the bed

Saeran had heard the rustling of sheets, as well as the small shrieks and whimpers, and had promptly shaken you awake

When you finally woke you’d promptly started crying, and he rocked you back and forth for a bit

“W-where are my stuffed animals,” was the first thing you whispered, a secret you’d kept, “I-I can’t fall asleep without them, I’-I’ll just see the walls again, the office, the cell, the drugs.” You began another fit of heaving sobs and Saeran’s heart tightened in his chest.

He reached over and picked them up off the floor, while still holding you (badass)

Giving them back to you, you held onto them for dear life, and Saeran felt his eyes grow hot and knew he was also going to cry.

“Oh MC, I’m so sorry.” He whispered into your hair as he rocked you back and forth

You just shook your head.

“Don’t be sorry, please, don’t feel bad. I, I love you too much.” You whispered back, causing a small sob to escape Saeran’s mouth.

The next day you guys didn’t say anything, but you knew something was different

And that night as you climbed into bed Saeran asked you something.

“Is it, is it okay if I sleep with you. Just for tonight.” He added on quickly.

You smiled a smile that lit up the Earth and nodded

It was an incredibly peaceful night

Vanderwood

They’re an overdramatic shit, so if you’d told them you knew there’d be a problem on your hands

So, you instead voted not to

It worked pretty well, at least for a little while

You guys didn’t really sleep at each-other’s houses that much anyway, and it was usually at your house, so you could easily sneak a plushies under the covers on your side

That is until thunderstorm mania set in

So many thunderstorms! Just one right after the other! You swore, you were going to die and stab mother nature!

So, yeah, you obviously weren’t going to sleep without at least a plushie

And Vanderwood knew you hated thunderstorms, so they opted to stay at your house for the night until Gaia got her shit together

SorryGaiadon’tkillmeplz

It was awesome that they cared about you in that way, but unfortunately that required you telling him

“Um, Vanderwood.”

“Yes MC?”

“I, should tell you. I can’t sleep without a stuffed animal, I, I just won’t sleep, I’m sorry, I hope you don’t think it’s weird, I hope you don’t mind.” Your heart was practically palpitating as you waited for his reaction

“That’s okay MC, whatever makes you happy and comfortable.”

You were shook

“Really?”

“Yes, really.”

You hugged them so tightly they practically fell over

It was a touching moment

Okay, so I got three things out of this. One, I like writing Saeran too much; two I tend to torture him also lol, and three I write waaay too much lol. Sorry if I didn’t write that much Vanderwood. It’s late and I’m SUPER tired, but I really wanted to finish this HC. Hope you like and love you all!

Still so happy to be writing again eeeehhh!

Can you tell I was listening to emotional GoT music lol?

Requests are closed, the waiting line is 21 posts and I just can’t lol. Sorry, I will open them soon<3 <3 <3

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creaturebloom · 7 years

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when will this fucking end oh my god

the ibuprofen helps but i’ve felt lowkey like throwing up all day and like. i just feel so defeated bc i thought things were getting better on their own and like. i did the cosmic work !!! i settled some issues and came to some realizations abt shit that i’ve been holding on to and like !!! that’s supposed to help my body !!! or at least my fucking mental state oh my god

i’m just tired of this im just so tired of it

and it’s like the moment the ibuprofen wears off i can feel it like my stomach starts to cramp up again and i know to expect more clots and im just like. give it a rest. im so tired my body and my mind are so tired.

i can only sleep for like two hours at a time it’s like fucking clockwork with this shit. and i’m so tired of being afraid that something is really wrong or that like i’m gonna bleed to death or pass out or be in a lot of pain or something but i just

i know that’s not going to happen because my body is so resilient but i just. i wish it were over i just want it to be over already please !!!!

there is so much i want to do and get done and work on and literally all i can manage is like being half invested in playing stardew valley and then i gotta lay in bed on my phone for three hours bc im just fucking miserable im just so god damn miserable

i’m glad that crush man is still away or at least not available but like. him going off for a while was supposed to give me time to get work done and get myself together w/o waiting around for him to text or whatever and instead it’s just been me laying in bed for a week feeling like shit bc my body is like. doing whatever the fuck it’s doing right now lmao revolting against me or protesting or something i dont know

and at this point like i don’t want to even hear from him bc i know it’s just gonna make me feel guilty bc i can’t spend time with anyone right now like i literally can’t do anything except feel like complete shit

even playing video games with my friends last night i was miserable like i just wanted a chill night hanging out with my dudes but i felt so tired and awful it wasn’t really fun and i was relieved when we disbanded

i fucking hate feeling this way like. i just want to feel good u kno or at least not absolutely terrible.

and the pain isn’t that bad it’s just so constant like it’s just this constant tightness w/o the ibuprofen and i feel like crying a lot and i have been crying a lot i mean for me it’s been An Amount of Crying and maybe it’s not enough maybe i need to break down completely and then i’ll feel better lmao

i just don’t know what to do at this point. the supplements i ordered should be in this week and im just fucking praying that they help im just fucking begging god or the universe or whatever that they fucking help so that i can go back to living my life

this is not the first time this has happened to me but it’s been such a long time since i’ve been so miserable and it’s been so extended like this has gone on for so long this time !! it’s been six days !!!! six days of big clots and not sleeping and cramps and cramps and cramps oh my goddddd

i just want it to be over god just let it be over already

oh and i tried the planned parenthood like phone app to try and get birth control and the fuckin doctor was like “your blood pressure is unusual” so now that’s been on my fuckin mind too and im like well fuck son i got anxiety of course my blood pressure is gonna be a bit whack when i take it bc i get real nervous about it lmao

but now im like shit what if that means something is Wrong like what if i’m dying and don’t even know it !!!! what if my body is like decaying and i’m just gonna suffer for like another month before i fucking die oh my god

i just want it all to be over. i just want to feel physically better so i can feel mentally better and they’re so tired together !! i know half the reason i feel like shit is bc mentally i’m like so focused on it and it all just feeds into each other in like this shit ass cycle lmao

like how am i supposed to get rid of the brain bees when there’s literally physical ailments reminding me constantly that i don’t feel good ahahhahha oh my god

and i know i don’t have it as bad as some people like i know that comparatively this is not nearly as bad as it could be but like for me personally it fucking sucks. like i’m not crying in pain or blacking out or anemic or anything like that but on a personal level this is hellish

#whiny baby post #tw menstruation #tw emetophobia

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