#please Jeff

[vanessaaftonsgirl]

#please Jeff #agent stone

[paladin-n-cleric]

jeff kinney start making greg older please jeff kinney

#bc imagine 4 books for high school then omg and college maybe and then he has kids #please jeff

[jeunix]

Doodled my lil' slenderverse OC Maisy being all happy in a semi-chibi style, and drew the scrunklies too (+wip scarecrow creepypasta oc???) // Feel free to request other pastas! I'll prob do more in the future ミ☆ (dunno how many tho--)

off to ruin maisy's life now--

#creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta oc #ticci toby #ben drowned #jeff the killer #nina the killer #nina hopkins #toby rogers #jeffrey woods #fanart #jeunbugart #jeunbugocs #bro how was this almost 300 layers im so messy and unorganized-- please help #I listened to SO much mother mother while drawing this

[nocek]

I really should draw the proper continuation to this comic but insteeeeeead... let's go the super indulgent route ;P

As a self indulgent bonus here is the Jeff the land shark already in his costume. And, continuing my headcanon that Miguel's lab is everybody's fave napping spot, that duckie blankie is totally Mayday's ;)

#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #spiderman #jeff the land shark #spider cat #please appreciate the attempt at shading and actual shadows and stuff #i suck at them #colors are evil

[yourlocalabomination]

Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

#if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels #my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment? #I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it #anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it #formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it. #(please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy) #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #nmt #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[gunsatthaphan]

"we still have so much time left."

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe ep11 #alanjeff #alan x jeff #sailubpon #sailub hemmawich #pon thanapon #bl drama #thai bl #BITCH LISTEN #I know these are ugly and im sorry but EYE!!!!!!!!!! 😩 #the softness?????? #PLEASE #what about my mental health #goodbye

[cursedbyrey]

@littleguyshop i need to show the cake my friend made me.

#jeff the killer #creepypasta #please help me #i love my friends

[hunterrrs]

he’s a disney channel star

#please… he’s so cute #also random jeff at the end #sidney crosby #jeff carter #pittsburgh penguins

[iite-cool]

simon the type of menace that fucks you silly with his fingers and his tongue on your clit while you're crying and begging for permission to cum ("c-can i cum, sir?") and the very second he says yes, your toes start curling and your back arches. but just as you're about to go careening off the edge, he pulls away. he kisses away the tears streaming down your heated cheeks as you thrash under him and whispers, "it's may i cum actually."

#would maybe gouge his eyes out if he did this #can i bite him please #he makes me feral #i love him #simon smut #simon x reader #ghost x reader #cod x reader #vi.muses #my goddamn geography teacher used to do this shit #'sir can I go to the toilet?' #“I don't know can you?” #STFU JEFF

[liriostigre]

Jeff Buckley's poem, “New Year's Eve Prayer,” performed at Sin-é, Manhattan, NYC, 1994.

You, my love, are allowed to forget about the Christmas you just spent stressed out in your parents' house.

You, my love, are allowed to shed the weight of all the years before, like bad disco clothes. Save them for a night of dancing stoned with your lover.

You, my love, are allowed to let yourself drown, every night, in bottomless, wild and naked symbolic dreams.

You, my love, in sleep can unlock your youth and your most terrifying magic; and dreaming is for the courageous.

You, my love, are allowed to grab my guitar and sing me idiot love songs if you've lost your ability to speak. Keep it down to two minutes.

You, my love, are allowed to rot and to die and to live again, more alive and incandescent than before.

You, my love, are allowed to beat the shit out of your television, choke its thoughts and corrupt its mind. Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill the motherfucker! Before the song of zombified pain and panic and malaise and it's narrow right-winged vision and it's cheap commercial gang rape becomes the white noise of the world, turn about is fair play.

You, my love, are allowed to forgive and love your television.

You, my love, are allowed to speak in kisses to those around you and those up in heaven.

You, my love, are allowed to show your babies how to dance full bodied, starry eyed, audacious, supernatural and glorified.

You, my love, are allowed to suck in every single endeavor.

You, my love, are allowed to be soaked like a lovers' blanket, in the New York summertime, with the wonder of your own special gift.

You, my love, are allowed to receive praise.

You, my love, are allowed to have time.

You, my love, are allowed to understand.

You, my love, are allowed to love.

Woman, disobey, when little men believe.

You, my love, are Rebellion.

#posting this in May cause time is an illusion #and bc i'm allowed to rot and to die and to live again more alive and incandescent than before and to post whatever i want #👍 #if anyone has suggestions about the transcription let me know please #jeff buckley

[beefycupcakes]

Shop till you drop at Fourside Department Store!

#earthbound #mother 2 #mother series #beefycupcakes #your name please zine #jeff andonuts #ness earthbound

[felassan]

r/dragonage (Reddit) post titled "Jeff Grubb: Dragon Age: Dreadwolf scheduled to release in late 2024." Post text: "Dreadwolf to be shown this summer and planned release later this year, Bioware is internally confident on the release date. Anything could change of course." Source: [link] Clip: [link] "Credit to: u/IcePopsicleDragon for posting this in r/GamingLeaksAndRumours."

[source]

In episode 339 of Game Mess Decides, Jeff Grubb had the following to say on Dragon Age: Dreadwolf's possible/rumored release window [transcript]:

Question from chat: “Hi Jeff and Mike, when will Dragon Age 4 be shown and released?” Jeff: “Yeah, I mean, I expect it will probably pop up this summer. I don’t know when it’ll be shown is the real answer, that’s the, let’s get that out, I don’t know when it will be shown. I assume it will be shown sometime this summer. Could happen at any time though. It will be released this year [2024], last I heard. That is, and they’re pretty confident about that, doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee, could slip, but right now, internally, they expect to release it later this year, which is why I took it in Fantasy Critic”.

[source (timestamp 35 mins 20 secs), clipped version]

(there were no more mentions of Dragon Age or BioWare during the episode)

#dragon age: dreadwolf #dragon age 4 #the dread wolf rises #da4 #dragon age #bioware #video games #i'm out travelling atm sry so i cant make a proper neat post or make a transcript rn but the source of this is reportedly jeff grubb via #r/dragonage the DA subreddit. So please go there to check it out directly and follow the link to the vid etc. #late 2024 is what we've speculated for a while now as a release window #i'm guessing november? #as thats 10 yrs aniversary of DAI and 15 years aniversary of DAO. would be the perfect time #aaaa #i'm so excited #elmofire.gif #quick n dirty post on the fly pls forgive me hhh 🙏 #long post #longpost #update: post edited to tidy it up and include a transcript of the relevant segment #given that DA:D is officially stated by BW to be having its full reveal in summer 2024 #that would place (if this is reliable reporting) 'later this year' as being in the second half of 2024 as it would have to be after summer #so like fall? holiday time?

[milkycarnations]

Profiling the Creeps as Someone Who Works in the Service Industry

Basically, as someone who (unfortunately) has been cursed with a job in fast food, here are some things I think the creeps would do. Some of these things piss me off, some are just habits - not good, not bad.

Brian

Pulls through the drive-thru and asks for "his usual".

Always pays in exact change.

Always asks for fresh (insert item with long fry time). He will wait. No, he won't pull around.

Will always do those little surveys on the receipt.

Tim

Has tipped with a cigarette on more than one occasion.

"That'll do me."

"I remember when these were 97 cents!"

The card reader is beeping and he doesn't know where he is.

Toby

Tries to redeem a coupon that expired ten years ago.

Wants to use tap to pay but his car is way too far and he won't help reach the card reader so you just pull that cord as far as you can and hope for the best.

Will ask you what comes in each item in detail just to get the most basic item on the menu.

Paid in 15 counterfeit 1-dollar bills.

Jeff

"Hi, how are you?"

"Give me a number 8."

Asshole.

He wants to leave as much as you want him to.

Does not utter a word at the drive-thru window.

Jack

Refuses to get a drink with ice because mold, unless it's a cafe he can trust.

Orders enough food to send the entire kitchen into a panic.

The type of person to ask for 10 add-shots in their latte.

Insert chain-related joke you've heard eight times today.

Liu

Prefers to sit in the lobby rather than going through drive-thru.

Cannot figure out how to use the kiosk, but he's trying so hard :(.

Always uses his pleases and thank you's because he's a good man.

Demands a receipt.

Nina

Calls you babe the entire time.

Is talking on her phone and no, she won't hang up.

Thinks all coffee shops are like Starbucks and will ask you for an iced caramel macchiato or a Frappuccino.

Just doesn't understand coffee drinks in general, but if you can figure out her taste/order she will tip heavily.

Jane

Way too stressed to be here and not really listening.

Forgets to take that thing she hates off of her food but is too embarrassed to say anything about it.

Pulls her car into the parking lot and eats there because she can't trust herself to eat and drive.

Always asks for way too many extra sauce packets.

Ben

"I'll take a large diet."

"Alright a diet Pepsi :)"

"No, coke"

:(

Takes all of your napkins.

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta #marble hornets headcanons #marble hornets #masky headcanons #marble hornets hoodie #jeff the killer #creepypasta headcanons #nina the killer #jane the killer #creepypasta ben drowned #ticci toby #homicidal liu headcanons #eyeless jack #customer service #please dont let this flop lmao

[teethcake]

creepypasta doodles from the beginning of the year i never posted

#photo #photo set #creepypasta #jeff the killer #eyeless jack #slenderman #ben drowned #masky #hoodie #ticci toby #fanart #marble hornets #doodle #i like to imagine jack is big. like a... big dog that thinks hes a lap dog #messing w ben design a lot still. idk im not pleased w how he looks just yet #okay thats enough posting ill see everyone in like 2 weeks lol!

[gunsatthaphan]

"I'm not afraid."

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe ep11 #alanjeff #alan x jeff #sailubpon #sailub hemmawich #pon thanapon #thai bl #bl drama #WHY IS THIS SO STINKING CUTE PLEASE #they had such a nice pacing like thats how it should be imo #they started slow and had a really good buildup #if I say I'm into slowburn this is the slowburn I mean lmao #i love them ur honor 🥺 #the hearts snapping together 😩 me and who tbh #now can S&P please get their own show after this because the chemistry is chemistrying like its never chemistried before #oof #not me forgetting that charlie and babe exist when they're on screen dkjhgfd #theyre the main couple now sorry sweeties

[icarustypicalfall]

IM CRYING MY EYES OUT, WATREN SAW MY STORY AND THE THING IS.. IT'S SO EMBARRASSING

i made it as a joke and oh my god he saw the kiss emoji on his cheek and the peppa pig hat ... im done 😭💀

when i tell you, the secret is to use close friends 🤭✨

#warren #warren kole #jeff yellowjackets #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves #philip graves #shadow company shadows #birthday boy 🫂😭 #he doesn't look like 46 what #he's litterly 20 #sir reject me or I'll go crazy please and thank you #call of duty #cod headcanons #task force 141 #call of duty fanfic #call of duty headcanons #ghost cod