#perfect pits

[breeto]

How do you like it hairy? 🙊

#latino #gay #hairy #armpits #beards #bush #perfect pits #bushy hair

[entryn17]

"if we were to dissect a house as we might a human cadaver, we would find ourselves able to isolate and describe its various appendages and their functions in a decidedly anatomical fashion."

ultrakill by arsi "hakita" patala // mystery flesh pit national park // anatomy by kitty horrorshow // perfect vermin by talia bob mair and angad matharoo // i want to play god by cao hui // house of leaves by mark z. danielewski

#web weaving #ultrakill #mystery flesh pit #anatomy #perfect vermin #cao hui #house of leaves

[someawkwardnerd]

lautski on the bus

#dont mind me posting another laustki thing :) #listen theyre just cute god #i have so many sappy sickenly cute ideas and theyre the perfect characters for it okay? #who knows how many of those ideas I'll ever get to.. at least i got this one pit #out* #i also just wanted to draw more of them after rewatching npmd haha #not sure i rlly captured their characters design wise but im happy with how it turned out anyways :) #I'll just have to draw pete and steph more so that i can capture them better :) #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #team starkid #starkid #starkid fanart #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #fanart #my art #animation #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #hm sappy and sickenly cute is actually not totally accurate actually but i digress #lautski

[paper-lilypie]

knight in shining armor

#fnaf #tw gore #tw blood #all princesses do in fairytales is wait #a dull exercise but one Susie can execute to perfection #she just has to wait #ball pit au #five nights at freddy's #fnaf susie #fnaf gregory #fanart #fnaf chica

[lucasfrostgifs]

#lucas frost #hunk #stud #hot #boyfriend #happy trail #perfect abs #gym bro #hot abs #shirtless #armpits #hot pits #biceps #hot guy #muscle stud #male pecs #beard #scruff #perfect male body

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul #its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT #this is the gist of it #i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper #and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it. #ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage #bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat #ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina #the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms #because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley. #and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore #like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and #haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where #siren type shit fr fr #look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat #on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth #he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason #and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina #the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays #a lullaby. #look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink #hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays. #hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly

[theaestheticmodels]

#darrell jones #hunk #hot #stud #shirtless #calvin klein #ck #calvins #muscle stud #hot abs #armpits #v line #briefs #calvin klein briefs #washboard abs #gym bro #workout #muscles #hot pits #hairy pits #model #male model #ho tguy #boyfriend #perfect abs #perfect male body

[breeto]

Come sit in the sand next to me @alanbreeto

#latino #beards #hairy #armpits #gay #perfect pits

[c1nto]

congrats to pit babe for having one of the most ridiculous but sincerely told storylines a bl has ever had

#pit babe the series #pit babe #it's not perfect but i'm glad it exists

[httpiastri]

perfect

#he deserves it #baby boyyy im so happy #hes so good????? #yes im like 10 hours late but i was asleep #dino p1 paul p2 landoscar p3-4 #perfect 🫶🫶🫶🫶 #also i didn’t understand why pepe fell down so much? i think I missed something?? or was his pit stop just really bad #not talking about his penalty #thougHHH if were going there…. i have so much to say #sure it was bad from him but the irregularity in the stewards’ decisions this weekend #crazy #tsolov getting THREE PLACES grid penalty? pepe getting 10 seconds (the same penalty isack got for taking out two cars)????? #ill probs make a post just about that later lol #paul aron #f1 #f2 #formula two #formula 2

[negrowhat]

OK! Its here! I did it! I made a 15 Day BL Challenge!

Anyone can do it! Please feel free to include any QL couple! It's not strict at all! I decided to use a poster instead of a template and I think it came out very pretty! Feel free to hit me up if any of these are unclear. I think I'll do mine on the 2nd half of this month!

EDIT: Let me add in a tag to use so I can keep track. Let's keep it simple and use #BLChallenge2k24 if you can!

#the sign #the sign the series #dff #dead friend forever #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #last twilight #cherry magic #cherry magic th #cooking crush #perfect propose #1000 years old #pit babe #pit babe the series #love for love's sake #man suang #bl series #i really don't know what else to tag #BLChallenge2k24

[respectthepetty]

Communication is Key

This week in BL Land:

Ten: I found a note that said "I'm scamming the doctor for money" Prem: That was my sister, but I'm sorry, and it's not true. Ten: You're my Linda Evangelista, so I believe you.

Karan: You're perfect and you always know exactly what I'm thinking which is why I feel like I suck compared to you. Achi: I can read your mind, and I have been doing that this entire time. Karan: OH MY GOD! So you know how much I love you because you hear me thinking about you 24/7 even when I'm sleeping?! Let's move into together!

Hiro: I didn't show up for the date I scheduled. I'm awful! I'm horrible! Kai: Nah. You just have a demanding job. I understand. Here's some food. Hiro: I still suck, but this food is good, and I will make this up to you because you deserve to be treated well and not have low expectations of people.

Soga: I saw you with your ex, and it made me jealous! Sakae: I'm glad you were jealous, but I only have eyes for you, which means my eyes saw that your ex called you. Soga: We are only friends, and I didn't want to speak to her because I was with you. *kiss*

Charlie: I faked my death, so you were crying over an empty grave. Babe: God, I love you.

Prom: I helped your brother fake his death. Nont: I fucking hate you. Prom: Can we still hang out? Nont: *eye roll* I guess. But I'm still pissed off at you. Prom: I wouldn't love you if you weren't.

These BLs really said, "Problems. What problems?" and kept it moving.

AND I LOVE IT!

The plots keeps moving along, and I get to focus all my brain cells on the one show where the lack of communication is pivotal.

Good for all these BLs for finally understanding that talking to one another really matters, mostly when faking death. Do you see where I'm going with this Dead Friend Forever?

#cooking crush #cherry magic #perfect propose #although i love you and you #pit babe #playboyy #communication is key #this week in BL Land

[pharawee]

Pon Thanapon as JEFF and Sailub Hemmawich as ALAN —PIT BABE THE SERIES · Episode 2

#pit babe #pit babe the series #pon thanapon #sailub hemmawich #alanjeff #pitbabeedit #thai drama #thai bl #bl series #bl drama #my edits. #pon my beloved #jeff is perfect i love one (1) mechanical engineering student #(i don't however love my colouring here) #(i still need to get the hang of this show's weirdly muted purple-ish colour grading)

[ginger-by-the-sea]

#perfect layout #gather #fire pit #beautiful home

[theaestheticmodels]

colorized

#matty carrington #vincent flouret #hot #boyfriend #stud #hunk #shirtless #male pecs #armpits #biceps #smile #hot abs #hairy chest #hot pits #blonde #blonde hunk #perfect abs #model #muscles #male model #muscle stud #gym bro #perfect male body #colorized #denim #jeans #calvin klein #ck #calvins #o-face