#perfect mashup

[sleepy-bebby]

80s Aerobics video to the tune of Rob Zombie's Dragula.

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#aerobics #memes #music #rob zombie #dragula #meme #top post #funny videos #music memes #metal music #meme music #serotonin boost #interesting videos #metal #wholesome #fav #music mashup #perfect mashup #heavy metal

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[snakedman]

My juiciest AMV yet. Thanks @diamondbrickz for the amazing attention to detail on your mashup!

#invader zim #zim #invader zim amv #dib membrane #amv hell #melonstuff #dib #enter the florpus #i did a LOT of lipsync sections in this #the song is really too perfect #kind of nuts #did you intend to make the zim-est song mashup ever? #well you did anyway. so thanks (: #Youtube

[lovepollution]

#midgelenny #midge x lenny #lenny x midge #midge maisel #lenny bruce #the marvelous mrs. maisel #mashup #i looked at these for so long in an attempt to et their colouring to match that i almost got sick of their faces #ALMOST i said almost #who could ever get sick of looking at the perfect bone structure they both possess?! #mine #midgelenny au gifsets #tmmm gifsets

[formulatrash]

As a ghoul boys lover and fast boys lover, any thoughts on Liam Lawson being able to sense ghosts and malevolent entities since he was a kid?

firstly, how Red Bull junior programme of him and secondly, I would absolutely watch that video @ alphatauri admin please get him and Yuki locked in the factory with a spirit box at night or something this is an opportunity like no other

#i am soooooooooo upset that ryan and shane probably aren't going to brooklands #the uk's haunted race track #while they're hanging out there it's THEE perfect arc for them they have been karting #now it is time to meatball flag a ghoul #that karting episode still hurts my brain like what kind of reality mashup #and i think ryan has hinted that he likes f1 a few times #shane would obviously think it was dumb which is correct #where he's wrong is not realising that's the point

[erporo]

don't ya love that moment in mashups when at some point songs just start sounding like they were made for each other, they start going hand in hand,

like the chords, the progressions just start working hella well they start sounding like a separate song altogether??

PURE ALCHEMY RIGHT HERE

#such combos are rare #but the mashup of Divide (by Magna) & Le Perv (by CB) i very much consider one of the prime examples of SUCH WITCHCRAFT #( https://youtu.be/B2VhwtWA0jc - 1:55 ) #THESE TWO START TO SOUND LIKE AN AWESOME TRANCE SONG AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT #IM LEGIT OBSESSED. IT'S SO PERFECT #yappps

[onlyoneofyouu]

ASAP by STAYC (KEN version) at Studio Choom

#during the whole scene i was like 'this feels so studio choom kpop choreo coded' #this should actually have asap + cupid mashup in it and it would be even more perfect #barbie #stayc #tiktok

[folklouire]

i feel a little bit insane i just discovered lorde's cover of i'm on fire from 201SOMETHING and i just found out about it now. now in 2024. lorde's cover. of bruce springsteen's i'm on fire. lorde.

#lorde #i'm on fire lorde cover save me.................im on fire lorde..................save me im on fire lorde cover what the hell #i'm typing these words together and i cannot believe it's real #and not only that. she had to do a fucking MASHUP with 400 lux. with the most perfect transition. the fucking nerve of this girl #i can't it's 2 thirty in the morning and i feel insane

[cold-heart-warm-writings]

Nekozawa from Ouran and Crona from Soul Eater would be absolute besties if they met. They’re the living breathing anti-social social club. Crona wouldn’t mind chilling in the dark with Nekozawa, and when Nekozawa learns Crona has black blood? Whether Crona can handle it or not, they have a new best friend.

#umehito nekozawa #nekozawa #ohshc #crona #crona gorgon #soul eater #ouran #ouran host club #ouran high school host club #maybe i need to write my own ouran and soul eater mashup because look they would be ✨perfect✨ for each other

[taintedtowers]

hey check out my magnum opus. do you see it

#Diary of a Tourney Kid #Mashup Week Megamix #PRIZM #The Perfect Tournament #IDIOT_BOX #The Game #CHANCE #The Tourney Archives Project #Charlie #Sleepyhead #THE COMEDIAN #THE FOOL #Cross #Meat Grinders #Kaizo Trap Girl #Meat Boy #Oswald #Onceler #Jabberwock Jungle #Plantera #Ibuki #Broken Bones Broken Hearts #MONSTERMAU5 #Detective Hat Kid #Cadence #Black Knight #oh my god a couple of my tags arent saving lmao #Whom's Diary Scribbles #aw well

[glamournessmygod]

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#kaarija #Käärijä #eurovision #esc #prodigy #voodoo people #fantastista #please listen to this masterpiece #and A S C E N D #kaarija's discography so far is more up my alley than i expected and this mashup is perfect #A S C E N D #audio #also plz go check out the original #on soundcloud

[coldbug]

remembered about the song You’re the Voice today and man i rly wish i had audio mixing skills bc in my head it would mash up Perfectly with s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w

#like. #never mind about the shape i’m in / i’ll keep you safe tonight / yeah yeahhhhhh / you’re the voice try and understand it / #make a noise and make it clear wooooooooahhhh woahghhhh #OR. how longggg can we look at each other / down the barrel of a gun????? yeah yeahhhhh. move your body when the sunlight dies #like it’s perfect #like i want a bill mcclintock style mashup of these

[ipoddymouth]

if you could have 1d rerecord a specific album which one would you choose and also a specific song that you want to hear rerecorded bad and why

four because its my favorite album BUT also if i could get what a feeling (zayn's version) i would go absolutely feral

#my vanity answer for song tho is also stole my heart #maybe as a mashup with standup #i think both are pop perfection but the og vocals (minus zayn) left much to be desired

[coolcarabiner]

what the fuck did fall out boy out in fake out what the fuck the grip this song has on me is INSANE

#like. i’ve been into them since i was like 13 and. i think. maybe. #this is my favorite song they’ve ever put out #i don’t say that lightly as a mania hater n abap/save rock and roll neutralist #before this id say it’s disloyal order or saturday or shipped gold standard #also the afterlife of the party…. even like. this ain’t a scene is just foundational but fake out man. idk what it is!!!! #it’s like a perfect referential mashup that doesn’t feel like. contrived or recycled idk i love fob i love fake out #fall out boy #so much (for) stardust

[stillavoidingbaddays]

Distorted Light Beam + Revolution

#I had a go at it #it was hard #it might not be perfect #but i definitely did try #have a listen #wear headphones #and enjoy #bastille #mashup #dan smith #distorted light beam #revolution #give me the future

[randomnumbers751650]

It's a pity Oshi no Ko was born too late to experience the golden age of Space Jam mashups.

#oshi no ko #space jam #i watched a lot of these ten years ago #the opening would be perfect to mashup with