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#passed the class with flying colors
bacon-pancakes · 4 months
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Actual conversation I had with a friend, regarding a personality quiz I had to turn in as my final exam. Convo had Scarab and Prismo vibes to me.
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fluffypotatey · 2 years
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A Thought:
As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.
However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.
The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.
Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*
Other sorcerers:
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AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET
IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON
I'D FEEL PISSED TOO
like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????
merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler
you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that
goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.
and then, and then
you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"
merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???
it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.
"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+
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zhivchik · 2 months
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nvirskies · 5 months
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instead of doing my classwork i’m writing fanfiction… i think athena would be disappointed in me
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poicyss · 5 months
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Finally retiring my like 5 year old TV head icon for my much cooler irl TV head icon smirk
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it's almost as if I was stressed over nothing
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kingmintyreturns · 10 months
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oh the irony of a women's psychology professor enforcing strict deadlines with no grace for forgetting or executive function struggles...
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bluepallilworld · 1 month
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Dont you have classes at college tomorrow?
nah they got tired of me
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kleyamarki · 6 months
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100% on my academic library final and the best comments ever. academic weapon no one can touch me
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thebigqueer · 5 months
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oh my god there is no fucking way i just flunked the one class i thought would be perfectly fine. im going mad
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warpweighted · 7 months
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second most unpleasant thing I ever did for free food as a college freshman was go to a practical sex ed event as a sex repulsed asexual for the free pizza (I did not parse that "Redvines And Relationships" referred to sexual relationships. apparently everyone else did??? I got weird looks from the friends I invited along). most unpleasant thing was going to a General Body Meeting of a random club bc I didnt know what "GBM" stood for. the burger lasted five minutes but the mandatory sign up to the email list lasted forever
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Tim, trying to get Damian in trouble: Damian, where’s your report card? Damian: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore. Tim: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie? Damian: What lie? Tim: That you have friends.
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ssuniverse · 11 months
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so hard being a girl at night like tf can't i just idk go home in peace?????????
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storm-of-feathers · 2 years
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Homework was always the thing that sunk my grades.
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abimee · 2 years
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hi koby this is very helpful. mostly because i really like Tim's sideburns so im hoping hes fine so this soothes me. heres a lindhart as a thank you
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skxrbrand · 2 years
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300+ hours in Warhammer (600+ total between all 3 games), and 80% of that time is just me ogling the models
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