#part 3 will be the ACTUAL date

[sukuna-dees-nuts]

rizzless sukuna pt. 2 (find part 1 here!)

Part of an ongoing series basically now dedicated to @nessieartss and their jjk sibling au!!

Hope you guys enjoy awkward Sukuna as much as I do!

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Fuck it. Let's do this, Sukuna says to himself as he crosses the courtyard to catch up with Megumi. There's a little voice in the back of his mind that's telling him that this is a stupid idea, what the hell is he doing. If this went poorly, Yuuji would never let him live it down.

Honestly, Sukuna wouldn't let himself live it down. He's never been one for dating; it's never really appealed to him.

It's never really been relevant. His own words ring in his mind. “Yeah, until now,” he mutters to himself.

It isn't until he's caught up with Megumi that he realizes he isn't even sure what to say. His feet had started moving in their own accord, carrying him across the way in long strides. Maki had said to simply 'ask him out', as if it's that simple, as if Sukuna didn't already mention that he's never done this before.

Yeah, he's definitely never asking Maki for advice ever again, and when this inevitably fails, he's absolutely blaming her for it.

“Hey, Fushiguro!”

Megumi looks up from his phone and his eyebrows raise in surprise when his gaze lands on Sukuna. He looks around, as if expecting someone else to be with him, but there’s no one. It’s only Sukuna, which increases his intrigue more.

“Oh, hey, Sukuna,” he greets, pocketing his phone. “Yuuji went that way.” His head jerks in the opposite direction.

The older boy gives a noncommittal hum. “Well, that’s cool, but I wanted to talk to you.”

Megumi arches an eyebrow curiously and stays quiet, waiting for Sukuna to continue. A long pause draws out between them; Sukuna realizes that his heartbeat has picked up and his palms feel clammy, his fingers fidgeting.

Am I nervous?

No. Sukuna shakes his head; he doesn't get nervous. He can be confident, arrogant, cocky, but never nervous. So then why are all of his thoughts a jumbled mess and he feels like an idiot with his mouth opening and closing like a fucking fish.

“Oh…kay, what about?” Megumi presses.

Clearing his throat, Sukuna eloquently responds with, “Uh—” He mentally facepalms himself, unable to ignore the way the corner of Megumi’s mouth quirks up in amusement. It makes his stomach do a summersault. “Do you like dates? Well how about a raisin—wait, fuck!”

Sukuna runs a hand through his hair and shakes his head, irritated with himself. He can’t help but glance at Megumi and sees Megumi's tucked his face into the collar of his school uniform. His shoulders shake with laughter, and in that moment, Sukuna wishes to cause mass destruction to escape the humiliation that engulfs his entire being.

He opens his mouth, about to demand Megumi to pretend this whole thing never happened—

“Did you just ask me on a date?” Megumi asks.

Relief floods Sukuna’s system and his shoulders sag. He swallows against the lump in his throat, and he huffs humorlessly. “Uh, yeah. Kinda? I meant to.”

Megumi is silent for another moment, eyeing Sukuna as he tries to see if the older boy is genuine or not. For once, Sukuna doesn't have anything to say, and he awkwardly scratches the back of his head. Maybe Sukuna should've prepared himself more before diving headfirst into this sort of situation; but when had Sukuna not been impulsive?

“Okay,” Megumi agrees, and Sukuna blinks, shaking his head a little.

“Wait, seriously?”

The shorter boy snorts. He pulls his phone from his pocket and taps on the screen. “Yeah. I'd have to be stupid not to say yes after that terrible attempt at a pickup line.”

Sukuna groans. When he looks back to Megumi, there's a hint of a smile on his face and he holds his phone out, telling Sukuna to put his number in. Sukuna grabs his own phone and hands it over so the two can exchange numbers.

“Are you free after school today?”

A hint of a smile comes to Sukuna's face. “Alright.”

Megumi thinks for a second before nodding. “Yeah, just text me where you want to meet up.”

They look at each other for a moment, Megumi shifting on his feet and Sukuna running a hand through his hair.

Megumi’s phone rings and they both jolt. He rolls his eyes when he sees who's calling and clicks the screen off. Looking back at Sukuna he says, “Gojo is wondering where I am, so I gotta go.”

“Oh, right, yeah.” Sukuna nods, returning Megumi’s wave goodbye.

“See you later, Date Man,” Megumi chuckles.

Sukuna lets the comment slide, too busy dwelling on the fact that he has his first ever date.

#jjk sibling au #sukufushi #sukuna #megumi fushiguro #rizzless sukuna #still my favorite tag lmaoo #echo writes #part 3 will be the ACTUAL date #this became longer than it shouldve been honestly lmaoo but dont worry ill actually be writing their date too #“do you like raisins? well how about a date?” was supposed to be the pick up line sukuna said btw lmao

[campbyler]

if i had kept chapter 9 in one part, it would currently be 36k. and counting. so you're welcome, everybody

#me halfway done w this chapter and clocking in at 14k like HELPPPP. SOMEBODY TEACH ME HOW TO SHUT UP #i mean i think i am also probably expanding a little bit more than i might have if confined to one part #but can you imagine reading 36k+ in one sitting . #i also think i have another solid 10k in me before i finish this part so like. god. GOD. #(i do still think that the estimated upload date will actually be the posting date i have a 3 day weekend coming up)

[princsstwilightsparkl]

saying "if aroace people can date, then can lesbians date men?" is absolutely aphobic narrative btw!

#sorry just have to say this lol #so tired of people generalizing all aroace people as romance averse #its absolutely erasure of the rest of the spectrum #the top tweet isnt so bad depending on who theyre talking about #if a character ACTUALLY is canonically romance/sex aversed then yea its weird to erase that #but if they're canonically AROACE and you go 'erm that character cannot date or have sex🤓☝️' ur being aphobic as fuck #the 'shown no attraction to anyone' part kind of throws me off there #i hate when people say 'well this character didnt have feelings for anyone in the one year time span of the show so theyre romance aversed- #and nobody can ship them or else i'll harass u and subtweet u!1!!' #like. a characters life may not involve sex or romance at all fucking times. that does not make them aroace. #ur headcanon- even if you think its based on a logical conclusion- is not reality #sometimes yall just be making shit tf up #complaining about 'fanon' as if ur not the one pretending ur hc is real and treating everyone else like theyre the bad ones #but if that tweet is just saying that IN ADDITION to theyre canon identity then yea. thats valid. #their* </3 #obviously the reply is fucking disgusting #i couldnt reply directly cuz my twitter is priv #people will say this kind of shit to ME- AN AROACE PERSON #u preach about aro/ace erasure but when an actual aroace walks in you tell them their way of being aroace is wrong #not everyone is the fucking same. #non-partnering aroaces deserve more rep but telling partnering aroaces that their way of being aroace is wrong is genuinely horrific #like actually fuck u #aromantic #asexual #aroace #arospec #meowing (yapping)

[deweyduck]

@pscentral​​ event 22: 2023 wrapped

↳ DISNEY CHANNEL IN 2023

#disney channel #pscentral #disneyedit #disneychanneledit #dcomedit #disneynetwork #userjessica #userzackmartin #usergif #usersource #usercreate #userrobin #userkraina #tuserheidi #tuservaleria #usershreyu #rogerhealey #tuserkit #smallscreensource #*edits #this gifset took me way too long bc i had to do so much maths to figure out the size of all the gifs and i kept getting it wrong #and also i kept messing up the order of the dates so i'd have to rearrange the whole thing and do the maths over again #generally got so frustrated i'm over this set here just have it #so please don't tell me if i missed anything bc i will in fact cry <3 #also the chibi birthday short didn't actually come out on the 18th that's just the day of the anniversary #and hamster and gretel started last year but had new episodes that lead into this year but were still part of s1 #and i didn't know what date to do so i just did the finale don't question it i had to include it somewhere or someone would complain #ANYWAY i hope at least one person who isn't me cares about this bc i spent way too much time on it

[ineed-to-sleep]

Well. He wasted no time

#IT'S JUST REALLY FUNNY TO ME. OKAY #in my first playthrough he took his fuckign time #bc ok. I was playing as the same character. but also it was the 1rst playthrough #so I ended up juggling between playing the character and doing whatever I wanted to do bc. well I wanted to be niceys #but now that I'm roleplaying her consistently he's going bananas dlkfhdlf #like 4 long rests in #I haven't even made it to the goblin camp yet #and hes like oohh I know you've felt it I felt it too 💅🏻 #and like in my first playthrough I had the impression they had this like slow burn sort of romance #like butting heads a lot at the start but then slowly growing on each other #but it's not like that at all now. they actually like. get along like a house on fire #this woman used to date nwn2 bishop back in the day tho this shouldn't have come as a surprise #I've changed her quite a bit since that game yk. but still. the parts of her that attract toxic men remain <3 #oc.nawen #bg3 #sleep.txt #you should've seen it I started a durge playthrough with pepper on impulse just for funsies #he fucking hated her #just like. not on board. calling her hard headed and boring #it was brutal #PEPPER IS LOVELY OK you don't deserve her #I wasn't happy w how she ended up looking tho 😔 gotta get some better face/hair mods and try again sometime #ship: narion

[quietwingsinthesky]

sometimes interpreting media through a shipping lens enhances it, on occasion even beyond the author’s original intent, but sometimes, you do have to accept that your ship was not in the heads of anyone making the source material and trying to force it to fit into evidence of your ship will severely hinder your ability to discuss the actual text.

#and also ill hit you on the head with a brick #posts that. im not going to say theyre about destiel. im not going to say that. #and im not gojng to say it because. i dont need to. you already know <3 #and to be clear: its not the interpretation thats a problem here. thats the fun of shipping. its then taking what youve interpreted and then #trying to backread that onto the media itself as intentional. as intended. #dismissing the actual themes and story for evidence of a ship is the problem. u get me? #shipping brainrot is not ‘oh i think these characters would kiss for this reason’. #its ‘this show is and has always been about these characters kissing no matter how much i have to ignore about the show to make that true or #pretend is completely different than its actually presented or straight up make things up to make my ship be a part of the intended reading’ #thats the brainrot. the brainrot is when u step off the train of reality. #this is not true about the best piece of art ever made Captain America and the Winter Soldier. btw. that movie IS about bucky and steve #kissing alsjfdjskdjg #(<- okay im being silly here but id like to make a real point here too. the thing about TWS is that. it is genuinely enhanced by a romantic #reading. its not *better* than a platonic one. its just different. being able to see it through that lens does make a lot of the original #movie’s ideas even more complex. case in point like: steve struggling with his dating life. because what shared life experience does he have #with other people who look his age. and the movie is. about. someone who has his shared life experiences. and his mission to get bucky back. #you can see how that lens would be beneficial to the original movie rather than fighting it to prove the ship works in opposition to the #author’s original intent.)

[meownotgood]

going out with aki and his coworkers but when he gets way too drunk he ends up making out with you in front of everyone

#it starts with just little pecks on your cheeks and your neck but as he gets drunker and drunker he also gets bolder #then he's tugging you close and kissing you deeper #he's really affectionate and clingy when he's drunk #the worst part is that he never remembers any of it the next day #he's back to his old serious self #with no knowledge of how the night before he was flirting with you and had his tongue in your mouth #he doesn't act that way with anyone else though... just you #bonus points if you're not actually dating #aki <3

[somecunttookmyurl]

"we are reviewing applications with the support of the DWP. please can YOU provide an original document from the DWP"

just. ask the fucking DWP about it. maybe. perhaps.

#ftr the dwp send one entitlement letter a year. in april #and any time someone wants proof it has to be dated in the last 3 months. last 6 months if you're lucky #so what they're actually asking here is for ME to go ask the DWP for a letter I can then show THEM #pointless middlemanning on my part #when they could just fucking ask themselves #it takes 1-2 weeks for me go get a letter #they could phone and get verification TODAY #but why do that when you can simply foist admin faff directly onto unpaid disabled people instead amirite

[celestialrealms]

you guys don't understand... they make me ILL

#sorry i'm trying to keep myself from physically expiring because i'm waiting until i get barbatos' card in ten days #to pull for solomon's birthday card. it's so painful </3 #what if i just became a royalsTM liveblogger to have less to complain about? /j #jk i still have something to complain about.............. #i actually hate how that diavolo scene at the end of the part just cut off like that #it felt so artificially cropped and odd #like honestly what even WAS that? we get it ! the devs hate him!! #not even a HUG? he's going into peril against evil santa >:( #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #also just saying.. asmodia nation (me and my cat) is shaking from this W.... they exchanged like one whole sentence

[br1ghtestlight]

giving myself false hope maybe but i think i could finish my childhood friends boblin summer vacation fic by boblin week?? maybe?

#if you're the one person who has actually read (part of) it bcuz i sent it to you u know the level of bullshit we're working with here #the MOST cliché amusement park first date of all time. kiss on the ferris wheel. walking on the beach #theyre also 13 years old and the most awkward kids in the whole entire world <3 #txt #bob's burgers

[lobotomyladylives]

literally wanna dieeeee I realized belatedly that not only was down bad written for me due to being an alien abduction metaphor song but it perfectly describes my situation w/my ex who dumped me 3 days into our second vacation in his country

#but yknow thats what i get for dating a fucking man last year when i absolutely knew better. i was in a low place & the idea of being #whisked away from europe was an escape for me . we got along really well but the second i showed any emotional weakness he couldnt handle i #oh but he sent a bunch of messages begging me to come back when i was on the plane fleeing to my sisters london flat! lol!!! #i didnt tell you guys about any of this on my old blog when it was happening bc i just knew itd invite a flood of #''why were you even dating a man'' messages. yeah im aware. it was stupid & yet another result of my inability to purge myself of the #desire to be in a relationship my homophobic father wouldnt hate me for. and i didnt think any woman would want me . im over it now #fuck my abusive father fuck men in general im so over the internalized homophobia. ive always preferred women why should i have to #supress that to make my fuckface hypocrite father happy. i only rly care bc i love my half brother & want to be in his life which means #i have to appease dad. but at what goddamn cost #why did i say from europe in that earlier tag. i meant TO europe...im from the us #anyways. what a shit show situation that was. i have never felt so betrayed by anyone except for my dad himself #oh i didnt even mention the worst part yet. when i texted from london asking if our friendship was over too (god. so cringe) he then went #into this spiel about how actually what he said earlier when he was asking me to come back #(that it had been a stupid impulse & biggest mistake of his life) was a lie & it had been a long time coming #IF IT WAS A LONG TIME COMING WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME FLY ACROSS THR ATLANTIC FUCKING OCEAN 3 DAYS AGO FOR YOU #and said hed tell me the reasons but ''didnt want to hurt me'' #i have so much hatred in my heart for this man to this day when i really think about the mind games he was playing. unreal. #and he KNEW i already had massive trust issues

[lyriumsings]

watching more baldurs gate cutscenes and like halsin,,,,him big,,,also like so cute like 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he just seems so sweet??

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion is such a wet cat in some of these SHSHSH but he actually seems really nuanced i can’t wait to learn more about him #i don’t see a lot of karlach content so i’m just gonna rewatch her date in a minute because she’s SOOO heart eyes for the PC like she’s so #babygirl!!! #lyriumsings txt #gale is also very sweet but also the fact that it’s so early on makes me wary DJSJSJS #i know someone said something about a romance end that was heartbreaking #and idk my guy says gale rather than astarion #gut* #he’s just too good?? like idk he’s like all the best parts of alastair and cullen wrapped into one??

[mattodore]

bunny moment

#river dipping #ts4 #theodore doe #echthroi #upped the opacity on the sclera overlay i use for him specifically so i could catch him doing this in game #he's soooo cute #i need to start posting more random screenshots of him bc i plan on going back and making a loooooooot of old posts private #especially the ones of like. theo before i fixed his damn hairline #i CAN'TTTTTTT believe i just let him go around looking like that............... sorry theo </3 #but i don't want his tag to be completely empty yk #really i wanna private most of my old posts… or just start my blog over from scratch minus all the core tagged posts and and stuff #hm. much to think about #ANYWAY................. i'm making this post just to say that i guess now that i've finished editing those pics for mattodore's little date #i no longer have an excuse not to go back to trying to retake these screenshots for those mattodore poses i made....... #WAIT. actually yes i do i have to catch up on kmik first #but when i'm done............. then it's back to the sims #which i've left open this whole time... thank you older brothers in stem for your contributions to your youngers siblings who want #your hand me down computer parts 🙏 my computer would be crying and begging me to put it out of its misery w/o you fr

[deus-ex-mona]

anyways it’s chisa day~~ stream minikui ikimono!!

#women’s wrongs: misuzu student edition lesgoooooooo #always remember: ask for permission before kissing your besties goodnight #i think chisa and karen would like lxl though. i want them to fight the in-universe lxl yumejoshis with aiyuu fanfics #ok but. i want chisa and chizuutan to fight. lxl bl shipper vs lxl selfshipper g o #though speaking of chizuutan… this isn’t the place for it but i get the feeling that she isn’t actually in love with aizo #if anything he’s just the copium that she inhales religiously to get through the hardships of her daily life #hm. actually. i think chizuutan would hop onboard the aiyuu train once she finds a better coping mechanism tbh #s o c’mon chizuutan. chisa (and karen) are waiting for you in ‘sheudhdhdhdhd omg gUYS CHINTILTING OTHER GUYS’ paradise— #geez tumblr stop autoadding the yt tag it’s annoying </3 #i miss chisa thoughhh. she was p funny in the heart no chikai novel #esp that part where she fifthwheeled arikenkeikaren’s study date #iirc she took one look at ken then turned to arisa and said ‘this your bf? he looks like a sleaze’ or sth i cant rem aauauuaaaaa #i should really get back to that novel huhhhhhhh~~~~~~ maybe in march ig… #s o bs in no time auauauauauauauuaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry chisaaaaaa

[bluejaybytes]

I'm so serious when I say I'm not a woman, I'm a lesbian. Genuinely. I don't feel connected to womanhood in any way that isn't through lesbianism. To an extent, it's like... inherently, as a lesbian, I inherently will not be like straight women, I will not fit in spaces defined around male attraction, and I'm frequently overlooked by other women because of this. That othering of me and my experiences has lead to this almost inevitable state of like, clearly I can't be a woman because so many of these "universal female experiences" are defined around male attraction, so why waste my time pretending like I am? That's not even bringing up the ways in which being autistic impacts my view of my own gender! I'm a lesbian, that's what matters most above all else

#sorry. got thinking abt how much i love lesbianism again #this is also why i just list my pronouns as either he/they or any bc. theres secret rules to my pronouns lol #THE RULES ARE: #he/they when talking normally. 'hes over there' 'theyre my friend' ect. #she/her ONLY in situations related to lesbianism. 'thats her girlfriend' 'shes into her' #thats not to say you couldnt he/him or they/them me in lesbian centric situations tho- he/him lesbianism is a part of me also #but if youre gonna she/her me its gotta be specifically lesbian related. #also i dont actually expect people to adhere to that (also its not like im dating anyone lol) bc its weird but. whatevar <3

[bulkhummus]

june is gonna be a fun month

#im actually really happy bc i was worried about the dates of this class interefering with stuff i have going on in june #and its all working out which is great #and im excited for this class :3 curious to see what im gonna make #i just thought this part was funny #this also reminded me i have to pay my school bill LMAO #personal