#ozzie thots

[ozarkthedog]

he doesn’t even blink.

do you understand how fucking hot that is??

#his eye contact would be so scary and yet I’d be wetter than the ocean #joel miller #dark!joel inspo #pedro pascal #tlou spoilers #TLOU #ozzie thots

[stevenssticks]

once you go zakk , you never come back 🤭

i will not be coming back. i’m fully submerged at this point. look at how beautiful he is

#ughhhh i just wanna kiss him forever #mwah mwah #asks and replies #zakk wylde x reader #zakk wylde smut #zakk wylde #black label society #ozzy osbourne band #ozzy osbourne #p’s thots(^ ^*)

[the-thot-bot]

me, curled up in a ball after the last episode of helluva boss:

#helluva boss #fizzarolli #ozzie helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #the-thot-bot

[jizzlords]

there will be a main fizz one day. and ozzie's gonna be all over him. you hear me? like an old fashioned "run and chase" kind of all over him. gonna smother that clown in mass and phat pecs. you understand?

#── ♡ ❝ i can bring the sex appeal. ( ooc ) #lying in bed thots #ozzie do be a yearner sometimes. #from sickly pining to disrespectful lusting to suffocating. fizz durable tho it's ok

[shiroisotto64]

Not a request just an idea I'd like to share, imagen Fizzarolli and Asmodeus with a thot twitch streamer S/O. Like they play games, watch popular videos and perhaps some movies on the rare occasion but i feel like those are mostly reserved for the boys. Even though some might get the impression that demons are only watching you for your body mis out of so much that you bring to the table. From making witty comments and being all around fun to watch.

Heh, whenever Fizz or Asmod would walk into your room the chat would explode. And off stream you would ask them what you should wear for the next one which usually leads to a dress up montage, everytime without fail. Sometimes you dress to match the theme of the game you're gonna play.

You'd probably capitalize the word “gamer rage” or something like that and make it your catchphrase.

Sometimes before or after shows Fizz would join your streams and watch what you're playing, hyping you up when things get hard, he and Asmodeus would promote your twitch streams and advertise it at their club.

Everyone is gonna have a blast if you make a stream with both of them playing a multiplayer game together.

- ok but I’ve thought of this time and time again. And I have to add onto this. You would have so much FUN.

- Ozzie posts about your streams on his stories and social media pages. Fizz reposts clips and memes from your streams on his. They would brag about how good of a gamer you are tbh.

- imagine playing a scary game with them. IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY 💀 you have fizz yelling at the monster and Ozzie screaming on the top of his lunges while being chased while your on the floor wheezing. The chat is going wild and this is memed for months to come.

- if they join you they’ll wanna dress up to match with you which is no problem knowing Ozzie he will have something up his sleeve.

- fizz will make jokes on stage about your streams they’re funny inside jokes for your viewers. I can see you and fizz having a fiercely competitive Mario kart tournament. Ozzie keeps score.

- all in all? A fucking blast.

#fizzarolli #helluva boss 7 #asmodeus #fizzarolli x reader #asmodeus x reader helluva boss #helluva boss #helluva boss x reader #asmodeus x reader #hb asmodeus x reader #ask

[shanti-ashant-hai]

you, a bio student: bone marrow

me, an intellectual (and maths student): ✨b o n e s a u c e ✨

@mrunmione @impossible-ozzie @merapehlapyaarwaapasaagaya @sanskari-kanya @kuhuchan @why-dis-kolaveri-di @co-male-thot-enemy-of-the-state

i am sorry for any emotional damage caused due to this post.

#i like to think im hilarious #for all legal purposes this is a joke #shitposts #shanti ki ashanti suno #desiblr #desi shitposting

[cxhleel108]

S7 Thots for this week: Literally a plate of hot ass like what…

(Now mind you, I already went into this with my expectations lower than bedrock…and they still couldn’t even reach that.)

• Did this bitch just try to shade me? Estelle just cuz I think you finer than a mf don’t exempt you from getting cussed out. Watch who you come for!

• Bonnie getting mad at Joyo wanting to be with someone else as if she hadn’t legit spent the entire season tryna have a scissor session with me. Cuz that makes sense.

• Another measly attempt at getting me to fight with Bryson. YAWN!

• Of course here’s Ozzy and Grace 2.0, aka Finn and Kat 3.0, aka Noah and Hope 6000000.0 going at it again.

• Um Summer back off my man tf??? But also, real.

• Shocker!

• Ohhh brother I DON’T FUCKING CAAAAAREEE!!!!!

• Eddie really left Season 5 and said you know what, Imma be a man whore.

• My nigga…you telling me the last piece of jewelry we get isn’t a pretty ring but a fucking flower bracelet that somebody bad ass lil kid made for an arts and crafts project???!!!?!!?! IT DOESN’T EVEN MATCH THE OTHER PIECES??? Omg can they be serious for like 5 minutes? Just once.

• Alex and Estelle were making out omg once again how shocking!

• Bruh why are we choosing what the romantic gesture is? That literally defeats the purpose of…😕😕😕

• Well that was certified ass. And why are y’all spreading glitter in my girl hair like that??? She ain’t never gon get that shit out now!

• Mind you, it’s already the year 2080, robots have conquered Earth, and humans relocated to Mars. But yay we made it!

• Not she just came here to serve cunt, start shit then leave. Honestly, ate that.

• A feather collar…and this is the so-called fashionista of the season. Love him tho❤️

• And then you woke up.

Well, this was…something. You know what lemme be positive! The outfits were cute…mostly. MC was a baddie…minus the botox face. And the boys were sexy…well Bryson and Evan were but that’s also just my personal taste so ignore that. Can’t wait to start this mess all over again in February. And I do literally mean all over again cuz let’s face it they bout to copy and paste every single episode from this season and- ok I’m done. (Me shitting on this season like I’m not already replaying to get with Evan. I’m coming for you boo!)

#litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg season 7 #litg stick or twist #litg mc #litg bryson #litg uma #litg estelle #litg alex #litg evan #litg summer #litg bonnie #litg joyo

[the-apostates-martyr]

Unpopular opinion ask!

💀 and 🏳️‍🌈

I was about to be like lol daddy already asked me that one but then I was like why not Hellaverse?

Major character who I think should die would be Striker. I love the little fuck but like I don't see how his villain arc gets resolved without die. See also the comic where Stolas stones him up like BEGONE THOT

The second one isn't fair you know I want everyone to be queer! Does it count if I think Ozzie is just Fizz-sexual at this point?

[the-delightful-temptation]

Women’s day be like

Ozzie: All women are queens!

Valentino: If she breathes … SHE’S A THOT!!!

"All women are welcome and drinks are free. We're putting only male imps to serve today so you can feel like the queen you are."

"What are the whores celebrating down there?"

#ic #sideval

[ozarkthedog]

warning — filthy, rough thots about Joel Miller ahead!

I need Joel to bend me over the nearest surface, plug me up with his cock and be mean about it.

Grind his pelvis into my ass while shoving every thick inch of his cock into my pussy as I writhe from the pain. “Whine all you want, Baby. Your cunt gets so fuckin’ tight when you cry.”

Want to feel his teeth gnaw on my exposed neck and stake his claim. Want to feel him smirk against my skin when he drives his cock cruelly into my cervix. “I know it hurts, I know. You’ll get used to the pain. Learn to love it.”

Need his chest to press against my spine, crushing me into the hard surface and forcing the air from my lungs. Make my body burn for him and only him.

“You we’re made for this, ya know? Bent over and warmin’ my cock. Drainin’ my balls like a good breedin’ bitch. My breedin’ bitch.”

#Joel Miller x reader #joel miller x you #joel miller smut #dark!joel miller #ozzie thots

[stevenssticks]

How come I didn’t realize how fine Zakk wylde is and those arms of his 😍

RIGHTTTT. ugh he awakens smth in me esp now like i want him to fuck me until my legs give out. he’s so gentle and kind but then he’s all big and brooding and it sends me into another dimension

#asks and replies #zakk wylde #black label society #ozzy osbourne #ozzy osbourne band #p’s thots(^ ^*)

[doctapuella]

Rudy Sarzo (Nov 18, 1950)

#rudy sarzo #whitesnake #quiet riot #ozzy osbourne #yet another fluffy boy that makes me happy #he's such a good bean #celebrate the day by hanging out wtih some pets #(he's very pro pet adoption) #he's great i'm insisting on happiness today #im about to have an energy drink for the first time in years #thots and prayers pls

[jizzlords]

there was another ozzie blog that posted the “all women are queens!!!” “if she breathes she’s a thot!!!!!” meme with ozzie on the queens side. idk i feel like he loves and respects (most) women. in more ways than one 😜

this was sent when i was heading out the door and i held it to do this. enjoy a bad edit lmao

#⸻ ♡ ❝ reese's puffs! reese's puffs! eat 'em up x3 ( shitpost ) #── ♡ ❝ incumming message! — inbox. #ur so right bestie #i *think* this was in reference to ozzie getting along with the chick sins. #if memory serves correctly. #not sure which ozzie blog but regardless we're on the same page it seems

[pxppinmolly-archived]

its so funny molly not fucking knowing ozzie is short for asmodeus she is just like

>clueless

#OOC #thinkin bout that thread w fizz and fucking him mentioning working for ozzie now and she just nods and goes oh nice! #>no fucking clue #but if she finds out its a fucking #comedic spit take of just /WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/ #i feel like molyl would know the base lords yk. #and some of the royalty like #she obvi knows bout lili and luci and stolas #but she also knows of mammon and ozzie and the like #but she only knows them like #by name. #not much bout them #but ozzie is ofc the fucking one she would be eyes emoji bout because duh #anyway #had a lot of thots in the car #too tired 2 post them thoLOL

[merry-harlowe]

Ozzy rescues a dog to help him cope after Murphy. Her name is Ladybug and she’s a ten year old brown lab mix. He got her specifically since the shelter said there was a low possibility of her ever being adopted. Ozzy falls in love with her instantly, but Mason is really resistant to her charms for a while. Ozzy thinks it’s bc she’s maybe too much for him sense-wise, but in actuality it’s bc Mason knows that she’s likely only got two or so years left and doesn’t want to see Ozzy get his heart broken. Maybe he’s projecting about his own lifespan compared to Ozzys, and how maybe he’s resistant to getting involved with Ozzy for that reason a little bit too. But seeing how much Ozzy loves and dotes on her he gives in.

#theo rambles #oc ozzy #twc #im having Thots #its 2 am agdhdk

[endofbeginning]

im going 2 talk abt 2 of my sims

OK so this is marlene perhaps one of my fave ‘side characters’

she just had a Child idk what she named it tho cos i wasnt there. shes a vampire & shes like..the granddaughter of that alexander goth guy? is that his name? so yeah her last name is goth. anyway she married this guy Zachary

hes just a cool guy. Hes just plain nice & he likes fish, and hes an actor i think? he still looks like a teenager idk how to fix that. Anywya theyre in love

#zacharys parents were Weird but all their weird energy went to their first kid (ozzie a Known bastard) so hes just a guy who likes fish :) #ALSO marlene has an older sister Reyna who is weird but a peaceful weird not chaotic. #u know...zach's mom would have gotten along w her well..i never thot about that :( #THEY ALSO HAVE A HAIRLESS CAT NAMED ABIGAIL #and another vampire lives with them and marlene & zach are also in Love w her too