#our old men

[doubletalkingmaeve]

Every hot girl deserves a chance with their 80s senior citizen boyfriend

#our old men #metallica #guns n roses #def leppard #Cinderella #skid row #motley crue #iron maiden #megadeth #warrant #van Halen #kiss #poison

[pinkgibbon]

anton chigurh goes to stardew valley

#every1 in the notes asking me why I made this 🙄 art isn’t about why! it’s about why not! why don’t you marry safe art if you love it so much #i got a better shirt for him eventually but i dont have a pic of it #roleplaying as him was the only way i was finally able to bring myself to do joja route #no country for old men #stardew valley #i like to think of him as being magically stuck there for an indeterminate amount of time and trying to survive w/o murdering the whole tow #anton chigurh #marnie stardew valley #i better not see ANY marnie slander!!! #how do u tag them #stardew valley marnie #sdv marnie #morris stardew valley #sdv morris #stardew valley morris #i was not gonna romance anyone obviously but i really enjoyed drawing that pic of him w morris so i got the marry morris mod and it is so #goddamn funny. just the idea of. anton chigurh x morris. me and friends r having the time of our life with it. i even made fanart. #which i may post later if i feel like it #my art #fanart #ncfom

[irlplasticlamb]

because the night belongs to lovers. because the night belongs to us.

prints + merch + commission info

#vic.txt #my art #oh my old men.. #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbeard ofmd #stede x blackbeard #stede x ed #ofmd art #ofmd s2 #art #fanart #illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #character art

[abyssruler]

no thoughts. just zhongli’s territorial instincts rising up after you return from fontaine stinking of another dragon’s scent. and neuvillette nuzzling his face in your neck to scent you every time you have to leave for liyue.

#idk man my head is filled with hot dragon men who are also old enough to be my grandpa’s great x10 grandpa #neuvillette tho…our gap moe king #tho personally i think neuvillette is gonna be majorly depressed when you return from liyue stinking of zhongli #he’ll be all ‘‘i don’t have a chance. how could i ever stake my claim when they already have someone else?’’ #idk i wake up and think hm how pathetic can i make neuvi today? #the answer is very #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #zhongli x reader #neuvillette x reader

[succubus-98s]

I look like and angel in white today 🤢 what do you think ?

#transgender #mtf trans #trans woman #trans #transfem #trans rights #transgirl #transsexual #transisbeautiful #trans artist #angle dust #angel dust #19th century #old men #transformation #trans community #tran #trans beauty #trans content #trans girl #transgenresworld #trans love #big tiddy goth gf #gothic #goth #goth aesthetic #our queer experience #men with beards #mtf trap #trasngender

[martuzzio]

Yes, Ren genuinely thinks cramming his wolf ears under that hat will distract people from his sharp canines, his tendency to tell Zedaph what to do, and his bad habit of barking at moving objects.

Yes, Doc genuinely thinks hanging an old rag over his face and wearing those ancient spectacles with no lenses will help distract people from... well, everything.

Yes, they're both delusional.

#hermitcraft #my art #rendog #docm77 #I'm having fun with this lil cowboy au if you couldn't tell #I just love drawing these block men in the most random outfits. It's practically all I do on this blog #Convenient strip of cloth covering the sides of Ren's head because I STILL don't know how to address his lack of human ears in a way I like #I've been drawing this man for four years. You'd think I would've figured that out by now but noooooo #We use CONVENIENT STRIPS OF CLOTH to solve our problems #Also btw Doc's design here is my standard design for him. Mans is beyond insane to think an old dishtowel will help him blend in #Like half your body is made of metal and the eye not hidden behind an eyepatch glows in the dark. Sweetie

[mwagneto]

they're literally two 50 year old men shyly holding hands and giggling about it and it has me staying curled up in bed screaming and crying for 26 hours and counting

#THEY MAKE ME SO ILLLLL PLSSSSSSSSSSS #me when th me when the old men on my screen 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 me when #ofmd #our flag means death #ed x stede #blackbonnet #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2

[bug-buzzz]

They saw Izzy from across the bar and liked his vibe

#izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy ofmd #steddyhands #steddyhands for the win #ofmd stede #edward ofmd #they are literally checking him out #like what #i hope those old men get to fuck nasty #they are otw to seduce him

[seance]

I'M GONNA SEE MY MAN, 'TIL I GET SATISFIED / for @izzy-hands

#ofmdedit #ourflagmeansdeathedit #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #izzy hands #israel hands #edits #ofmd spoilers #useravia #userbecca #i started this as a tribute to the character and by association my dear avia who knows her faves and her messy old men #but it wasn't supposed to be so angsty i wanted something to cheer you up! forgive me hon gsdgs-d #the absolute chokehold this song has on me carried me away i suppose #no one look to closely at the shade of magenta cause they're inconsistent as hell #but i could talk for HOURS about the intricacies of this dynamic #don't even really care ship-wise #just the absolute queer insanity that is to be stuck in such a vicious cyle of love and loyalty so deep #they turn ugly and they make monsters and you feel those monsters are your responsibility cause 'you and i made him like this' #so you endure!!!!! cause when's a monster not a monster!!!! oh when you love it #and other tragic quotes

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

#someone needs to put a leash on these feral old men I stfg 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ #con o’neill #david fane #o’fane #izzy hands #fang ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd cast #1K

[garrulouseccentric]

me when I see fanart where they sandblasted my favorite middle-aged men

#ofmd #nbc hannibal #like who ironed my crusty old men #our flag means death

[bizarrelittlemew]

#they're so fucking in love #don't look at me i'm getting emotional over these old men again #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death #ida.stuff

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

Another thing about OFMD I get obsessed about if I think about it too hard is how much Ed and Stede trust each other.

Even in s2e4, when they're still on shaky ground and Ed is understandably upset, they're tense and awkard with each other at first but that so easily falls back into comfort. Ed accepts Stede's compliment about his beard, because he can't even conceive of Stede not meaning it or being manipulative. It doesn't take long for them to get back in step with each other; they don't blame each other or fall back on misunderstandings for the sake of drama. Even though they didn't fully talk everything out, they understand each other so well.

And the part that makes me absolutely insane is in s2e5, when they're talking about Ed's probation and Stede tells Ed the crew will feel better with him once he "stops doing crazy things." It would be so easy for that to sound accusatory, or for Ed to take it the wrong way, but it doesn't. Ed knows, without them having to talk about it, that Stede isn't blaming him or insulting him. He doesn't feel the need to defend himself because he knows Stede isn't attacking him.

They feel so safe with each other. When they're together, you can tell they feel like nothing can hurt them. They're each other's safe space ship.

#ofmd #our flag means death #crying screaming throwing up about these old men again

[zombie-bait]

This is exactly the man I picture when I think of the phrase "old man yaoi"

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv season 2 #ben daniels #santiago iwtv #old man yaoi #the goths in the bg too #i respect the hustle #he's gonna be so awful #it's gonna be amazing #honestly the whole series is old man yaoi #we've got some ancient men on our hands #or well #imagine i phrased that slightly better

[celluloidbroomcloset]

K, but Ed's face watching his strange little Golden Retriever boyfriend run off into the trees, limbs flailing like he's going to faceplant at any moment because that boy is uncoordinated...

He missed him so dang much.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #edward teach #ofmd s2 #our flag meets death #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #i mean mary was right #they are fourteen year old boys #but also middle-aged men #and ed did indeed just melt right back into stede's arms #because that's all he wanted all this time

[acianoh]

Gay kissies

#ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #ed x stede #blackbonnet #ofmd blackbeard #ofmd stede bonnet #manifesting s2 🙏 #my laptop gave up halfway through editing this 💀 #had to start again on my old one #forgot how loud this one is #alright back to drawing old men kissing #it's the only thing keeping me sane #2022 #our flag means death