you know what people are saying when a girl gets cheated on? go for his brother.
a/n not tryna offend anyone, I just love a lil drama
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username1 Miss Y/n Y/l/n getting cheated on? No one is safe fr
โณusername2 Yeah cuz how's he casually cheating on a literal goddess??
username3 they were together for almost 2 years๐ญ
username4 My therapist will hear about this
โณusername1 And Arthur is paying the bill
username5 that's it I'm NEVER trusting a man
username6 Isn't that girl Y/n's friend too? Poor girl getting cheated on twice
โณusername3 yes it is ๐ญ guess Arthur got it from his brother
username7 Except Charles didn't cheat ๐ญ he's a homie hopper but he got morals
username8 I don't worry about Y/n, she's gonna find a new bf, but she wasted almost 2 years on him
yourusername excuse my state i'm as high as your hopes
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username2 Miss girl about to enter her hoe phase
โณusername3 As she should tbh
charlottesiine Lots of fun last night๐ค
โณyourusername nothing will beat an ex wags night out
โณusername2 best ex wags fr ๐ญ
yoursister Next time I'm going too to keep an eye on you wtf
username4 Wait so Y/n and Charlotte are friends? When did this happen?
โณusername5 Yeah cuz we've never seen them hang out back when ChaCha was a thing and suddenly the girls are partying together?
โณusername6 I mean it could be just a "we both suffered a Leclerc so let's hang out" kinda thing
username5 WE BOTH SUFFERED A LECLERC ๐ no okay but that's valid
username7 Am I the only one noticing this post was liked by Charles?
โณusername2 He knows his lil bro messed up lmao
username8 Okay guys so what are we betting on - did Charles like this post because of Y/n or because of Charlotte? Also, isn't he in a relationship?
โณusername3 Charles has been single for a few months now, he's free to like whoever he wants lmao
โณusername9 It's just a like it's not that deep
arthur_leclerc You were my cup of tea but I drink vanilla latte now
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username1 The AUDACITY some men have
username2 and she was her best friend ๐ญ
username3 I really want to believe they broke up before he got with the best friend but I don't think it's true
โณusername4 Y/n and Arthur literally attended Charles' race a few days before we got the pics of Arthur with the other girl
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yoursister And I didn't even have to stop you from calling your ex
โณyourusername why would I even wanna call him anyways
yoursister Riiight, you were too busy getting to know some other interesting people:)
username1 What is Y/s/n talking about?
โณusername2 Or rather WHO is she talking about?
username3 No Charlotte in the post but Charles is in the likes again ๐ถ
โณusername4 Have you seen what this one gossip page posted? Charles being in the likes isn't the thing I'd worry about here
username5 WHAT.
username3 Care to elaborate?
username4 Charles was also at the club with Y/n. It honestly looks like it was organized by a friend of his and he took Y/n there
username2 OH
username2 That's what Y/s/n is talking about
username5 Our girl Y/n is getting promoted from F2 to F1 and I love to see that
โณusername6 LMAO it's so funny because it's true ๐ญ
โณusername2 Do we know who else was at this party?
username4 Allegedly the party was organized by Gasly, so obviously there was his gf Kika, but also some fellow drivers like Albon, Russell, Sainz, Ocon, Ricciardo and their gfs
username5 I was joking but now it looks like Y/n is actually becoming an F1 wag now lol
username7 Gossip girl on wheels I've been saying it for months
username8 But the caption SLAPS
โณusername9 no because it looks like Y/n and Arthur are having a caption war lol it's funny
username8 It's childish but let a girl heal from a heartbreak in peace
yourusername karma will take it from here
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username1 MISS GIRL?? WHO IS THE MAN??
โณusername2 We all know it's Charles (allegedly)
username8 Nah cuz I told yall she's gonna find another boyfriend soon
yoursister Loving to see you happy again โค๏ธ
โณyourusername just needed a little upgrade
username3 I have no proof but I just know it's Charles
username4 Do we think she went for Charles because she genuinely likes him or just to get back at Arthur?
โณusername5 Wait until someone starts a "she cheated on Arthur with Charles" gossips
username6 My two favorite red flags
โณusername7 The homie hopper and the brother hopper, a match made in heaven
username6 The homie hopper is so real, Y/n recently hung out with his ex Charlotte ๐
username8 What kinda brother gets with his brother's ex?
โณusername9 Imagine the next family dinner lmao
username10 Y'all it's not even confirmed that the man is Charles, y'all are crazy
โณusername6 The post was liked by all the F1 drivers and their partners that were on the party from Y/n's previous post, it says a lot
โณusername2 What @/username6 said and also Y/n is now followed by half of the F1 grid AND the wags
charles_leclerc Not your cup of tea, but my glass of wine
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yourusername KARMA IS MY BOYFRIENDโค๏ธ
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WHAT THE GENSHIN BOYS SMELL LIKE
Including: Albedo, Alhaitham, Ayato, Baizhu, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Freminet, Gaming, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kaveh, Kazuha, Lyney, Neuvillette, Tartaglia, Thoma, Tighnari, Venti, Wanderer, Wriothesley, Xiao, Zhongli
Notes: These are just personal headcanons, don't take these too seriously๐ฅด Enjoy!!๐
ALBEDO
โข I think he smells like nothing most of the time
โข You only feel cold air when you stand next to him because he's in Dragonspine a lot
โข Subtle notes of charcoal which he uses as an art tool or of strong chemicals cling onto him on some days
ALHAITHAM
โข I also don't think he smells like anything on most days, maybe only like the fresh clothes he's wearing
โข Though he has a faint scent of coconut to him. It could be the shampoo or the skin care products he's using, but it's mostly because of his body lotion
AYATO
โข His hair always smells like the shampoo he uses. So sugary and sweet, like vanilla cake or bubblegum
โข But for his body and clothes he uses expensive clean and powdery fragrances
โข Quite the combo, I must say๐ Strange, just like his taste in food
BAIZHU
โข Smells like expensive bar soap. A mix of aloe vera and ginger
โข Also smells kinda sour because of the herbs he works with
CYNO
โข Smells like pure white musk which smells great
โข But it can be quite intense on some days when he decides to go overboard with his sprays
โข He's sweating at the end of the day but the smell is subtle
DAINSLEIF
โข He smells like the environment he was in. Often it's nature. Every now and then he smells like the rain too
โข Also smells kinda dusty, like that basement smell you know? People either love it or hate it.
DILUC
โข He smells warm and homely. Notes of cedar, sandalwood, or cinnamon
โข But you'd have to stand really close to him to smell anything, his coat kinda dulls the scent
โข Of course, he always smells like the vineyard and grapes during the harvest
FREMINET
โข Smells fresh like bar soap. It's almost unnoticeable. It has a light scent of baby powder
โข His clothes smell like chamomile because of the fabric softener he uses
GAMING
โข This fella smells like cocoa butter because he uses it as body lotion
โข I can also imagine that he carries an aroma of caramel/burnt sugar
โข Bro eats so much dim sum, he often smells like the food he ate
GOROU
โข I don't think he has a particular scent
โข But his home/room smells like cinnamon, cloves, and oranges. The scent kinda rubs off on him
HEIZOU
โข He wears body mists with floral notes. His favorites are maybe roses, lavender, or honeysuckle
โข He likes to keep a little lavender sachet in his closet, so his clothes also smell like flowers
ITTO
โข Idk, he probably smells like someone who's outside a lot. He has that outside smell, you know what I mean?
โข He probably wears a musky fragrance, but it usually mixes with his sweat
KAEYA
โข My bro is using all sorts of Arabian oils and fragrances. He has some with the notes of oud, musk, amber, and much more. Kaeya has a whole collection
โข He smells divine and he knows it because people compliment him every day
โข But like Venti, he drinks a lot, so his scent mixes with the wine odor
KAVEH
โข Kaveh likes to wear fruity, tropical fragrances because he's always craving chilled fruits, especially on days that are hotter than usual.
โข They also remind him of the days on which he sat in front of his house with his parents and ate watermelons
โข Also has an alcohol odor sometimes like his fellas in Mondstadt
KAZUHA
โข He uses a fabric softener because he likes his clothes to be extra comfortable. That's why he often smells like fresh laundry
โข Because he spends a lot of his free time in nature, he probably also smells like grass or firewood
LYNEY
โข Berries. He always smells like berries.
โข He won't tell you what his secret is
โข You guess every product he uses has the scent of berries. His bodywash, his shampoo, his body lotion, his deodorant, his fabric softener, the candle in his room, his lip balm, etc. Even his toothpaste...
NEUVILLETTE
โข This sir smells like the ocean. Like the sea breeze. Like water itself.
โข Yeah, he likes expensive-smelling aquatic colognes. Though occasionally he also uses citrusy perfumes
TARTAGLIA
โข Something tells me that he either smells like expensive aquatic fragrances
โข Or he smells like an old lady mixed with the aroma of nature, grass, firewood, animals, etc.
THOMA
โข He probably likes to wear sweet scents like tonka bean and honey
โข Or even perfumes with fruity notes like peach or pear
TIGHNARI
โข You can't tell me this guy doesn't smell like herbs, plants, flowers and stuff
โข Idk, when I think of him I think of eucalyptus
VENTI
โข He would smell quite fresh and idk, breezy?
โข Like a fresh breath of air in spring if you know what I mean
โข But since he's drunk most of the time the overbearing odor of wine sticks to him
WANDERER
โข Nahida gifted him a citrus perfume and he has been using it ever since
โข He likes bitter smells too, so he bought himself bitter perfumes with bergamot, bitter orange, and grapefruit notes
WRIOTHESLEY
โข I think he wears a perfume which has woody, earthy notes. Sometimes he has a fresh minty smell to him too
โข When he fights the scents obviously mix with his sweat
โข I also think a light scent of motor oil sticks to him
XIAO
โข Most of the days he smells literally like nothing, or sweat. It's not overbearing though
โข But there are some days on which he smells super sweet, like vanilla, cotton candy, a baked treat or something
โข It's either because he ate those things or because he has body sprays with these scents. He won't tell you
ZHONGLI
โข If you're standing close to him, you'll smell his pleasant cologne scent
โข It could be musky or woody, but he usually wears floral scents like osmanthus
โข His scent mixes with the aroma of tea leaves or herbs which he gets from wandering in the market and drinking tea the whole day
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๐ sheโs been his best friend since they were pre-teens; he was a rebellious, unrelenting, and aspiring racer, while she was a witty, energetic, and hopeful journalist. but after all these years, she canโt help but question whether they could be more- despite the challenges that come with her feelings.
๐ญ op!81 x fem!journalist, best friends to lovers (smau)
๐ง dress - taylor swift
๐masterlist๐
๐ฅ โsay my name n everythin just stops. i donโt want u like a best friend. only bought this dress so u could take it offโฆโ ๐ฅ
ty for the love on my first smau ! hereโs the next per the last pollโs fav choice :) warning: lots & lots of typos/underlying delulu cringe
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landonorris: solidarity queen โ๐ผ
-> ynuser โ๐ผ
oscarpiastri: u are actually insane
-> wow this is so nice of you.
-> such a great best friend .
-> an even better journalist.
-> ynuser anything to humble u while i am in this industry ๐ซถ๐ป
user: you are UNHINGED
logansargeant: careful yn, your favouritism is showing
-> ynuser: it's part of my contract. im the comedic relief of f1 journalism
-> logansargeant: but doesn't will buxton naturally do that
-> ynuser: now THIS convo could get me fired. shoo logan.
-> logansargeant LOLL
mclaren: just 'cause we love you, we'll let this slide
-> ynuser: ๐ซถ๐ป๐ธ
fbsfuser: send my fuck you's to them both :D
-> ynuser: already on it ๐ซก
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oscarpiastri great start to the season @mclaren ๐ช๐ผ
the same can't be said about a particular someone tho... betting someone should get fired.
๐ธ: @ynuser
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landonorris i dont support bullying, but exceptions can be made if it's towards you
ynuser if karma doesn't get u first then either stroll or i will
-> user oh my GOD ๐
-> user shots fired LMAOOOO
-> oscarpiastri i'd rather karma than u and...
mclaren and we thought lando was our only pr liability
-> landonorris wait WHAT
-> oscarpiastri that's a bit too insulting towards me
-> ynuser this doesnt include me.... right?
fbsfuser boy if you don't take this down...
logansargeant oscar is this meant to be retribution for her story earlier?
-> oscarpiastri so what?
-> landonorris that's kinda overdramatic compared to what she posted wow
ynuser i would also like to say that this stanky man tried to go out for dinner right after his race ๐คข
-> georgerussell scandalous ๐จ
-> carlossainz55 not very smooth of you oscar
-> alexalbon not smooth.
-> danielricciardo not smooth.
-> charlesleclerc not smooth.
-> maxverstappen1 not smooth.
-> fbsfuser i think, and hear me out, maybe you're in the wrong here oscar
-> ynuser and this is why we were both wearing masks on track
-> oscarpiastri too far. you've gone TOO far.
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yukitsunoday0511: i will get you back one day.
-> ynuser: ngaww ๐น
oscarpiastri: u are tho
-> ynuser: ik
->oscarpiastri: wait. are you?
danielricciardo: mind giving me an extra mic so i can do this when youre not with us?
-> ynuser check ur driver's room ;)
landonorris: how did he know ๐จ
-> ynuser: we been knew lan
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ynuser: there's no way you pulled out a photo from when we were 13.
-> oscarpiastri: full on war. what are you gonna do about it?
-> ynuser: watch me
landonorris: u have to give this pic to me.
-> oscarpiastri: LMAO ty for joining my side
-> landonorris: no no, don't be mistaken. im against both of you.
-> oscarpiastri: mate what?
carlossainz55: u guys should just kiss already
-> oscarpiastri: carlos NO
mclaren: you're really trying to blackmail a journalist who has resources at her disposal? ๐ฎ
-> oscarpiastri: ...yes...
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alexalbon: congrats on winning soldier
-> ynuser โ๐ผ
oscarpiastri: HOW DO U HAVE THESE PHOTOS ALREADY
-> ynuser: i like how u still underestimate my job then suffer because of it :)
pierregasly: these go hard ๐ฅ
landonorris: well at least it's not as embarrassing for me. but a HEADS UP WOULDVE BEEN NICE
-> ynuser: bro dont even try ik you've been saving bad pics of me from oscar -.-
mclaren: we hope u enjoyed the pics!
-> ynuser: i owe u guys one fr ๐๐ผ
Round 3 (22/03-24/03): Australia
ynuser
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ynuser round 3 in australia!!!! ๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆโค๏ธ amazing to be back on home base, and even better to see danny ric and pastry fight it out for the podium! (actual, professional, and correct news coming from me on @f1 tv ๐ซก)
ossie ossie ossie! oi oi oi! get it? 'cause ossie is like aussie and... okay. i'll stop.
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mclaren ty for providing us with baby pastry pics ๐ซก
-> ynuser pleasure doing business with u ๐ซก๐ซก
-> oscarpiastri excuse ME
oscarpiastri haha. so funny. at least u have stand up comedy since journalism may not work out :)
-> ynuser so you admit im funny ๐ธ
-> oscarpiastri don't flatter urself.
-> landonorris nah mate, that sounded like defeat
f1 this commentary is fine ๐๐ป
-> user LMAOOOO
user danny ric placing in his home base is such a dream come true ๐ญ
-> user yeah im glad it isnt just a dream anymore
user cutiessssss
-> user them driving around the circuit in a golf cart must've been chaotic
-> logansargeant u have no idea...
user she's hilarious ilysm
-> fbsfuser back off fam she's mine โ๐ผ
-> user i need to know how she got this job cause it is THE dream fr
-> fbsfuser yeah it really is a wonder given how many lectures she slept thru...
-> ynuser OI
danielricciardo ๐ซถ๐ป
-> user CONGRATS HONEY BADGER!!!
user can oscar fight???
-> user girl what are u talking about they aint tgt
-> user they aren't???
-> user no bruh theyre just besties
user watch me at the next race rizzin her up
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-> yn
-> yn
ynuser: bruh WHAT
landonorris: it's important
ynuser: lando i don't have time to answer whether a new pair of pants make u look flat
-> go ask osc
landonorris: ok first of all: a good pair makes a huge difference.
-> and second, it's about osc
ynuser: did smth happen to him?????
landonorris: no, sorry
-> shouldn't have led with that
-> i sent u a post on twitter
-> but just, read carefully k?
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ynuser: oh
landonorris: u see it?
ynuser: yeah
landonorris: are u okay?
ynuser: yeah im just surprised
landonorris: so you didn't know about it either?
ynuser: obviously not
landnorris: im sorry yn :(
ynuser: why? it's not like he owes me anything lol
-> im happy he started dating again in fact
-> was getting worried lol
landonorris: u sure u good?
-> doesn't really sound like u are
ynuser: im fine
-> plus i need to stay professional. i still have a job and there are crazy fans and all
-> thanks anyways lan
landonorris: alright, im here to talk if u need
-> so is the rest of the grid tbh
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ynuser a little break back home with the parents doesn't hurt ๐
@f1's the best for letting me regenerate lost brain cells <3
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f1 we got ur back queen โ๐ผ
-> user in the middle of all the drama, this could mean so many things...
-> user well im gonna take it as them sayin that theyre on the right ship :)
user ngl guys the distance rn is probably 'cause yn and osc so close, especially with osc dating brianna, like she probably did it out of respect for them. no one wants to be 'the girl he told me not to worry about' yk.
-> user allegedly dating*
-> user allegedly dating*
user omg the parallelism to brianna with the surfboards ๐ญ
-> user we've truly reached peak delulu i love it
landonorris enjoy ur break from a grid of shitheads ๐ช๐ผ
-> carlossainz55 speak for urself
wbuxtonofficial how am i going to handle them without you 0.0
-> ynuser well, not to state the obvious, but drivers are just... humans.
-> georgerussell hilarious
racerbia gorgeous girl ๐งก
fbsfuser take me with u ๐
Round 4 (05/04-07/04): Japan
mclaren
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mclaren A little surprise for our papaya boys as they come back from their Friday practices! ๐คซ Here's to hoping we go fast and furious in the land of sakura ๐ธ
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user the lack of yn's interactions with the whole grid is actually making me glitch throughout this weekend. and it's only friday ๐๐
user omggggg van diesel and michelle rod!!!!!!
user they really be spoiling osc lolll
user it's so weird to see an interview without yn
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mclaren H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y @oscarpiastri!
Our baby driver is 23 today, here in Japan! Drive well, birthday boy! ๐๐ธ
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user happy birthday ossie!!!
landonorris: our baby is growing up so fast
-> f1 we must shrink him.
user wow she must be pissed if she took her first annual leave during this totally coincidental time
-> user fr sis is fooling no one.
-> user this feels like such a bad omen omg ๐ญ
-> user guys maybe our bestie yn just really needed a break... haha...
briannawood_ happy birthday osc โค๏ธ
-> user oh my god
-> user she actually exists
-> user girl what are you doing here
-> user ayo???
alexalbon happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
lilyhme HAPPY BIRTHDAY OSC
fbsfuer hbd
-> user oh-
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ynuser to the one who vexes me, encourages me, n supports me sm, happy 23rd birthday. i've known you since your rebellious days, trying to prove to the rest of the world how your dream was worth fulfilling, and i'm grateful to have been with you to this very stage of your life. from re-watching cars and fast n furious for over a decade, to re-watching ur races and my interviews, know that i'll always be there, on or off track, no matter what. to the bane of my existence, from ur twin devil x
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user oh im gonna be sick is she the one who told f1 to invite vin diesel and michelle rod ๐ญ๐
-> user u are spitting facts but in this case facts should not be facting because this is actually making me hyperventilate by all the drama rn
user no im sorry but why does this sound more like a goodbye than a hbd note
user yn trying to prove that she's actually a great write when she wants to be
-> user and SHE IS ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
user the way she doesn't sound like herself AT ALL wtf is going on
user this sounds like a very strange way of resigning ๐
-> user YOU TAKE BACK WHAT U SAID RN
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Round 5 (19/04-21/04): China
ynuser
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ynuser im back ๐ lovely weather here in china as we start round 5's quali day!! let's get back to it ๐ช๐ผ
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f1 she's back!
user oh my god i thought we were never gonna see her ever again
lewishamilton missed our fav presenter
-> georgerussell frfr!!
-> mclaren actually โ๐ผ she was and will always be OUR fav
fsfbuser welcome back gorgeous <3
user well... the good news is that she sounds normal again
-> user nah bruh im right here in the paddock and she looks nervous/twitchy af
user the besties obvie haven't made up yet ๐ช
-> user or maybe they never will...
oscarpiastri come on back over to our pit, you left before i finished changing ?
-> user oH WTF
-> user this shit is actually going to be the death of me
-> landonorris i thought we agreed that i'd call her? ๐คจ
-> charlesleclerc hush for a little while she's over at ours rn
-> user this is too funny
-> user is this a pr trick or some shit 'cause IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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oscarpiastri you are never escaping me ever again.
(forgive my impulsive actions tonight everyone, i swear im only ever like this around her)
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francisca.cgomes SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. FINALLY.
-> lilymhe I KNOW RIGHT
-> pierregasly oscar can be so oblivious sometimes...
-> fbsfuser boy he was blind, deaf, and dumb for as long as i've known them. like pick a struggle??
-> landonorris i second this
logansargeant kinda giving serial killer vibes but u two are cute enough to forgive that
-> ynuser ๐คช
-> maxverstappen1 i can finally go back to the garage in peace without u following me to talk my ear off
-> oscarpiastri u knew this whole time??
user i am going insane.
-> user maybe i hit the blunt too good this time...
-> user @landonorris and @fbsfuser u guys are the gods of all wingmen.
user oh thank god he wasn't actually dating brianna
-> user our queen and king can come back stronger and better now ๐ฉ
user your honour, nvm, my parents just got back tgt :D
ynuser 10 years, both of us having a nasty high school relationship each, and a rumour bomb that exploded from underneath me... i think i have every right to try and escape again.
-> oscarpiastri this was not funny when u first said it, and it will never be.
-> logansargeant ok but it kind of is
user my fav writer inspo is now my fav driver's wag MY HEART
landonorris thank god i dont need to listen to the both of you whining anymore
-> ynuser who said we're stopping ๐คจ
-> oscarpiastri you can't escape me either lando.
-> landonorris this is foul @mclaren i suggest you give me a raise for keeping ur other driver in check
-> f1 haha no.
mclaren thank god we don't have to whisper every time we see something suspicious now
-> redbullracing im ngl, same.
-> astonmartinf1 we once had to watch while they bantered with each other for 10 minutes ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
-> scuderiaferrari not that it's a competition, but they were always close to pecking each other whenever they were here
-> alexalbon wait why were they even in any of these garages??
-> mclaren ask oscar why he keeps following her...
user that interview was INSANE
-> user i don't think i've ever seen such a surreal confession oml
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a/n: lowkey cringey hehe. this was supposed to involve a wedding (for a mclaren engineer not oscyn loll) where they'd all be dressed up (you know... DRESS) but i reached the pics limit ๐ honestly i would've written this out as a one shot or smth but once i start i will never stop... and i have my ibdp math final ๐ญ
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Hello
Can I request headcanons for a fem Healer! Reader with the Mortal Kombat boys (Specifically Bi-Han, Liu Kang, Reptile, Kuai Liang, Shang Tsung, Fujin, Raiden and Johnny? If thatโs too much you can skip it!)
Like, reader is gentle and kind, but also kinda blunt and will speak her mind when it calls for it?๐
Thanks!
Multiple MK Men with a Blunt!Fem!Healer S/O
warnings, none !!
note, i was gonna do all of them but i ended up falling asleep so this is all I got done๐ญ
Bi-Han
เชโโด "I swear, you have fresh injuries each day."
เชโโด Bi-Han grinned, a mischievous glint in his eyes. "Occupational hazards, my dear healer. Keeps life interesting."
เชโโด "Tuh, whatever. If you keep getting into these 'occupational hazards', you won't have a life to keep interesting, no?" you retorted, shaking your head in mock disapproval while attending to his injuries.
Liu Kang
เชโโด "For someone that's supposed to be a demi-god, you sure do get injured quite a lot." You sassed while patching up his arm.
เชโโด Liu Kang chuckled, the sound a mixture of amusement and pain. "Well, even gods need a little tender loving care sometimes."
เชโโด "Don't mistake my bluntness for lack of care," you retorted with a raised eyebrow. "I just call it as I see it. Now hold still, or I might decide to leave you with that bruise."
Syzoth
เชโโด "You know... I'm not so sure you're qualified for this. Don't you think I need a veterinarian?" Syzoth joked around with you.
เชโโด "Very funny." You said, turning to look at Syzoth with a blank stare.
เชโโด "Ah...!" He hissed as you poured alcohol over his wound to ensure it wouldn't get infected before you started working on it.
เชโโด "Maybe next time, I'll find a vet to tend to my lizard boyfriend," you remarked, not missing a beat, as you continued your work.
Kuai Liang
เชโโด"How in the elder gods name did you manage to burn yourself with your own power? I thought I chose the responsible brother." You jokingly nagged.
เชโโด "Well, you see, when you're as talented as me, even fire obeys my command... most of the time," he grinned, trying to recover some dignity after your playful scolding.
เชโโด "Hmm, guess you weren't so talented this time, my love." You said, pressing a kiss on his cheek and continuing to wrap his hand.
Fujin
เชโโด "Where does it hurt, Fujin? Just because I have these gifts doesn't mean I know exactly where each injury is."
เชโโด Fujin chuckled softly, the wind seeming to carry the sound. "The injury is right here, my sweet," Fujin said, placing his hand on the left side of his ribcage.
เชโโด "Thank you... and you said you earned this by someone deflecting your own wind shot back at you? How embarrassing..." you remarked, finishing the healing process with a gentle touch and a small smile on your face.
Johnny
เชโโด "For one of the biggest martial artists in the world, you sure are pretty dumb."
เชโโด "Babe, don't be like that! I wouldn't say dumb... I'd say I'm just very adventurous!" He said, reclining to prop his head up on his arms.
เชโโด "Shit...shit! Still sore," he muttered hurriedly, carefully putting them down.
เชโโด "And danger-prone," you deadpanned, shaking your head while tending to yet another injury earned from his 'adventures.'
๐๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐; ๐จ๐ง ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ฎ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐, ๐ข ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐ซ ๐ซถ๐พ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค, ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ (๐ข๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ) ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐ข๐๐ญ๐๐ !!
๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ข๐ญ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง
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