#or call me ur mom

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

Do you have a name to go by or… (/lh)

that's. that's a good question 🕴️

can yall call me buttocks I want to see if it takes off /hj

BUT UH HERE'S MY CARRD (finally made one even tho it gives no info-- i'll add it into my bio i suppose??)

call me hades <3

#or call me yours <3 #or call me ur mom #or call me daddy #or call me ur sussy baka #ur lil discord kitten *growls cutely*/j #so many good options what to chose hmmm #I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS BC I DON'T LIKE TO BE ADDRESSED???? #only like. a few of yall have addressed me and i'm realizing that referring to me as “tecchousthiccbuttocks” may not be the most practical #thing #it's funny tho #i like being an inconvenience (loving) #some of my moots call me hades so i guess it'll have to stick #i don't mean to be edgy with the name i just think it's cute??? #hay-deez #hay deez nuts #which reminds me i have my discord in my carrd yall can like dm me or wtv #pssht *wiggles* #ALSO WHY THE /LH #HOW CAN ASKING SOMEONE'S NAME BE HEAVY HEARTED??? #dang anon u rly broke my heart by asking that⛓️🥀🖤💔 #/lh #only tone indicators i use are /j and /hj because no matter my level of tomfoolery i am always joking #answering asks

[inkskinned]

this is sort of pathetic, but when you were younger, you were sort of puzzled by the cartoon representations of fathers: how a kid would be outside with a mitt, waiting to play catch.

it's not that your father never played catch with you, but you also didn't like when he did. something about a hard ball coming quickly towards your face doesn't seem exciting. not that you'd ever say you don't trust him. you trust him, right?

it's not like he never tried to teach you anything. or never tried to parent. on rare days, a strange person would walk in your father's skin. bright, happy, magnificent. this version of your father was so cheerful and charismatic that you would do anything to keep him. and this is the version of your father that would laugh and gently coax you try again. this is the version of your father that would break down the small elements of a problem and point them out so you have an easier time with them.

as a kid, those days happened more often. but somewhere around 11, you started being too much of a person, and he was often cross about it. when he'd try to sit you down to learn something, you spent the whole time with your shoulders around your ears, nervous, uncertain. terrified because you didn't immediately understand how to navigate something. worried you will run out of his goodwill and then you will have the Other Father back, and you will have ruined a good day for your entire family. something about you being visibly afraid - it just made him angry. he would accuse you of not wanting to learn and storm away.

on tv, it's not like there's a lot of versions of men-who-are-mostly-fathers. they can be good dads, but usually their stories are not told in the household. so it's normal that your father is there, but he's never around. you know he was in the house, somewhere, it's just not that you guys ever... "hung out". he just seemed to get kind of bored of you, annoyed you weren't made in his perfect image. frustrated with how much energy it took to raise a kid. over time, you kind of adopt a bittersweet band around your throat - he knows nothing about me. he says at least i never abandoned my family.

and it's technically - technically - true. he was there for you. sometimes he even made an effort and made it to the big moments; the graduations and the dance recitals. he grins and tells everyone that he taught you. it almost erases the days in between, where he complains because you need a ride to school. the weeks that go by where he doesn't actually ever speak to you. the times you say i am struggling and he says figure it out on your own. i can't help you.

and that's fine! that's all fine. you can call him if you are having a problem with your car. or if you need a ride to the hospital. he loves playing hero, he just doesn't like the actual work that comes with being a father. and you've kind of made your peace with that; because you had to, because you don't want to live your life like he does; the whole world at a managed distance, a little rotating and controlled orb he can witness and take credit for but never truly love.

as an adult, you are rewatching some dumb cartoon - and again, the child standing in the rain, with a mitt, waiting for their father to come play catch. as an adult, there's this strange creeping dread - this little thing? this little thing, and their dad can't even show up for that? oh god, holyshit, it's not about the mitt, is it. oh god, holyshit, your father spent most of your life leaving you hanging.

#spilled ink #writeblr #:) lol . anybody notice how i write about dads in second person exclusively #me: haha silly cartoon #also me: ): this child is not getting what they need #also btw this is about a father but it might apply to any parent or caregiver #there's a really weird space of like #''this person was technically around me but either ignored me or was actively harmful to me'' #and like u learn this very strange ritual of like... this person is my parent/caregiver on a technicality #that you almost spend all ur time with them like... tiptoeing and acting as THEIR parent so u don't upset them. #like you're 17 and ur mom is suddenly hit by a wave of wanting to talk to you so she's like :) lets make breakfast together :) and ur like #uhhhhhh okay?? bc you feel like this is absolutely going to go wrong and is why u usually make breakfast alone #and she starts being like: THIS is called a TEASPOON ... & u know all this stuff but you also know to just be very quiet #bc if you say like ''mom ive been making this breakfast every day since i was 13'' she would FREAK OUT and be like #DONT ACT LIKE I NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR YOU DONT ACT LIKE I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU. FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL . #so u have to smile like ur a preschool teacher and be like. OH COOL! i didn't know A CUP existed! tell me MORE! :)

[doodoocumfart]

Cant stop thinking abt Marcia. about the wake and the funeral, how gross everyone treated her from start to bitter end. And she went out of her way to be kind to shiv in her very last scene, and while she is so WOW for taking the high road…..that would NOT have been me.

But I guess that hurt shiv the most lmao. she was fully braced for some cutting remark and Marcia doesn’t give it to her. Cuz Marcia is done. Shiv cannot comprehend why she chooses to be gentle and empathetic for once because she is so full of resentment and she assumes Marcia is the same. She expects Marcia to be an enemy, it’s easy. It’s something that’s safe and it’s that mentality her own father leans into to provide false loyalty in the episode vaulter. But Marcia only sees her as a broken sad child forever chasing a man whose approval was on a whim. She isn’t even worth contempt. And shiv doesn’t know if she should be angry sad or confused.

#Marcia the woman you are #she isn’t perfect but when ppl act like she was crazy for being hostile to shiv I’m blowing you up #shiv irreversibly and illegally violated her privacy and personhood by episode 3 it was never gonna be good between them #Mfw when hatecriming ur step mom kinda causes a rift lmao #and YET #she sees how broken shiv is and she reaches out in the end #Marcia being called cold blooded will never sit right w me #she is survivor sure #ruthless sure #but she has more empathy in her pinky than any roy has in every cell in their body combined #it’s so gross when ppl demand this endless grace from Marcia for a woman who literally wouldn’t care if she dropped dead tomorrow #go to actual hell #‘​‘actually shiv had every right to be suspisocous’’ no she didn’t the narrative quite literally constantly insists she doesn’t

[skellydun]

Skelly, I just watched your 'Hell Yeah' video on here and eight years later it still makes me LOL! I was curious if you have posted a picture of yourself since (I know you have been on T since and I was curious to see you now vs. then). Thank you. - Mollie

mollie i never take photos of myself so this is the most recent one i have where i look very ANGRY for no reason and an extra picture of my cat elliot/ellie/smelly/smellyalot because why not. thanks for such a nice message :^)

#im gonna be real with u mollie ur use of LOL reminded me of how my mom or aunt text lol #hell yeah is 8 years old????? what????? time??? is horrible #also love that a lot of anons call me skelly #dylan

[stuckinapril]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip #Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready #The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao) #Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors” #All the gorgeous restaurants #Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere #Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom #Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend #That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that #Went down to literally my ankles #But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like #“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like #Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it. #The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden #The capital when it was drenched in sunset #When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there #Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to #Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (: #Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory #My first ever nishan !!! #No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so #And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell #My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time #Help I need to go back #Bro I wish I could drop everything #But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle #SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be #I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories.. #Omg and my bibi’s delicious food

[jrueships]

THEYRE SO EMBARRASSING GOOFY DAD AND EMBARRASSING GOOFY MOM COMBO TO ME. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

#theyre the kind of people who watch moving pc screensavers like it's tv #'wheres mom' 'in my tummy' dad and 'wheres dad' 'i hit him with a shovel and buried him with it bcs he kept spraying me with the hose' mom #they buy carrots and sometimes peaches to feed their wild rabbits in the backyard and send each other pictures #or call the other excitedly out of the house to come see their happily awaited fuzzy visitor #they have to carefully plan out months in advance their next garden care routine + flower roster #the random rlly nice older couple at disney world who adopt you for ten minutes while u try to find ur family bcs u got separated #jrue says it's gonna be alright sweetie we're going to find your mommy #it's a big world.. we're all bound to get lost in it somewhere and sometimes. dont you worry #and brook says everything's okay buddy and he buys you an ice cream cone to settle your nerves while searching

[bastionbibi]

Detco really needs to focus on cases and basic character development and stir away from nuanced topics. Because what do you mean life is precious and you cant kill yourself because it doesnt BELONG to you? What do you mean killing your abusers that almost killed you is the wrong thing to do? What is wrong with you???

The only thing a person have from their birth is their life and they try to go and make it deep and steal it from them.

Like how conan always stop ppl from commiting suicide etc despite himself being the one that pushed them to that point and he KNOWS it. He's a really selfish guy, stopping people from ending their misery because it makes him feel like a villian, and im fine with that but when i see fans agreeing with it it just makes my skin crawl because like. To rob someone of the only thing they have in this world, their choice to continue to keep it or end it. How cruel.

One of my inspiration for my Forsaken fic is how lives aren't precious actually. It's just is. It's just. Is. Life exist, precious or not is a matter of perspective.

#bastalks #but seriously as someone who is suicidal to hear the characters say that just shatters my heart #AND U WILL NEVER SEE ME STOP RANTING ABOUT HEIJIS MOM WHO BELITTLED A SUICIDAL GIRL AND CALLED HER A BITCH FOR KILLING HER ABUSIVE HUSBAND #LIKE MAAM MY GOOD LADY YOUR HUSBAND IS A HIGHRANKING SENIOR COP #WHAT DO U THINK HE NEVER USED HIS GUN AND IF HE DID IT WAS ALL MORALLY ACCEPTABLE????? #WHATS UP WITH ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS WHAT IF UR FUCKASS HUSBAND KILLED A BOMBER WHATS THEN????

[boxwinebaddie]

anyways *me ignoring my stannic attack* speaking of tkak ( the delicious uncle nina tsot toxic yuri ) i'm conflicted bc writing it in the old english is kind of impossible to read...but having stas say shit like "gwendolyn, your frock looks rather fetching, particularly the bodice Not That I Was Looking Upon It!" and "alas boys! i am ruined! fetch me the mead so that i may drown my eternal sorrows in it before i throw this cruel wretched form from the bell tower" and "butters you are true ally and kinsman! tucker...may your next meal contain many Poisons" IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO

#nina speaks #special shout out to when stas said she was going to lie in the street and butters was like should we not stop her craig! #and craig was like fear not butters for our friend is so flat chested that any carriage should pass over her without hitch #no fuss will be made aside from her hemming and hawwing #princess kylie vc may ur crotch be infested with 1000 locusts and ur arms too short to scratch you pathetic hedgeburn #calling randy a fat kidneyed fapdoodling Fool #*princess kylie vc* thats PRINCESS to you impudent fowl-fornicating dalcop! know your place or i'll put you in it myself #the ground that is...now Kneel #she is a bottom but shes a power bottom and mini jersey #but prissier and princessier my girl haint never seen #the outside world and she is curious #and thinks the humans killed her mom...but iiiii wonder... #ANYWAYS SORRY TKAK ON BRAIN ILY TKAK #kylie saying stas as ser stanley was very pretty for a man #princess kylie having comphet...fantastic content #stas I Am Off To Lie In The Street! craig vc Make Haste #the stas x butters x craig friendship gives me LIFE #stas vc Choke KNAVE! *stas vc* FOOSOOTH! *stas vc* BY THE GODS *stas vc* THERE ARE STORMS IN MY STOMACH #someone talking to butters: i'd say sleep with one eye open stotch but...erm...Alas... #KHDSLKDLHSKD #i started making a playlist for it yes its just seven devils and solider poet king what ABOUT IT!!!! BANGERS ONLY

[extra-somethin-somethin]

SOCIETY IF KEIKO GOT TO ASK KUWABARA ABOUT THE KISSING DREAM LIKE SHE PLANNED TO IF HE HAD SHOWN UP FOR CLASS.............

#SORRY JUST REWATCHING #so ur telling me. if kuwa hadn't gotten so freaked he played hooky #she could've cleared up the idea that the dream was something kuwa produced himself #and realized that yusuke sent the dream???? #head in my hands if keiko had convened with kuwa they would've realized the dream was a message and when keiko got called to the hospital #for her mom KUWA would be the one to have to step up im shaking you by the shoulders do you know what we could've had do you even know... #does kuwa EVER find out that the dream wasn't smth he manifested on his own 😭 #can u imagine if the dream was what kickstarted his realization that he's in love with yusuke just for it to be due to OUTSIDE FORCES... #kuwameshi #nico im shaking YOU specifically cos im only rewatching cos we were talking about thisss

[yumeyleo]

guess who accidentally called one of their mutuals dad in their head while thinking abt them 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

#bro aint even that muxh older rhan me WHAT RHE FLIP!!! #yumey dreams up words #Is it becaus ei dont have a father. i dont want one #Its like ahen you call ur teacher mom and shit

[sundewa]

based purely on vibes of other humanized designs ive seen (i havent watched mlp since i was like 7 and it was on tv)

also i ran out of space LOL. and put less effort into everyone after rarity

#fluttershys face is wonky dont call me out on it. or do. im not ur mom im fine with criticism #also the arrows at the bottom pointing to fluttershy and twilight have the caption ‘they have wings u just cant see them [from this angle]’ #sundewart but on paper #mlp

[handsomegentlebutch]

My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

#butch speaks #it was hard not to shake as i held J over the basin to have the water poured on his head #when he was cleansed of sin. as if a little kid could ever knowly or intentionally offend a so-called loving god #the words came naturally to me #but they meant nothing #i remember when they used to mean something. when i begged gods forgiveness for my sin (being a lesbian) and tried to pray the gay away #i remember how much i wanted to die bc i could never truly embrace the sacred #i STILL deal with the complex of catholic guilt. its a very real thing. its hard to shake #i cant help but wonder if the catholicism ingrained in my brain is why i have a hard time with casual dating n sex #fun fact: there was a point when i was a teen that i got REALLY catholic #i prayed everyday. i talked to my patrin saint (st agnes) every day. i wantsd to become a nun #the thought of marrying a man mad me more sad than feeling like an alien did. so id marry the church as a nun. #not the way to hide being a dyke when ur fam is catholic btw LMAO #the first priest i knew was father joe. i loved that guy. he was so kind. friendly. briming with love. #he was one of my biggest references for what a good person was like #he talked about gods love a lot. how its for everyone. no one is exluded. ever. #he used to look right at me when he said stuff like that. a few other kids too. all of whom grew up to be queer #then father joe passed away. our church merged with another church. father jeff was the priest there. #he was kind but not as kind. he talked about hell and sin more. he looked at the same kids father joe did. #but the kindness in his eyes wasnt there. #that wasnt for us. #my family wasnt even THAT catholic #i went to church every sunday i did vacation bible school and catechism classes and youth group #i was an altar servant and in the choir #i even used to speak/understand a little latin #imagine how much worse id have been if my mom could have afforded catholic school lmao #grateful to have grown up poor in that regard #hm. actually... reading my own tags. mayne we were pretty catholic actually. #fucking hell. #i need to have lesbian sex in a church before god and everyone. mayeb that would fix me.

[dragonliiight]

@deusmater

#no words. only this face. #hello mother #go away step mother #ur stinky #deusmaster #i only call u mom cause dad tells me to. ur not my real mom

[spencerfagnew]

when the brainrot is so bad you start making playlists for a fic you didn’t even write

(fic by @chrizhasissues !!)

#shaymien #someone restrain me #im gonna make it long later for now it’s just songs that i’ve listened to recently that have reminded me of it #hen i tell you once more to see u #haunted #and call ur mom had me UNWELL

[stuckinapril]

this is a bit of a weird or maybe personal question but. okay so my baba (ik baba means dad, hes my grandpa but irl i call him "baba [name]" so) is from iraq. he wanted to raise his kids (my mom + aunts) as american as possible. because of that me and my mom have always been seperated from our culture. do you know how i can start reconnecting with that? if there are any authors or movies or anything to help me connect?

hii not weird!! glad to see you trying to reconnect. tbh my story is similar to yours. my mom did live in iraq for a good portion of her life before immigrating here, but she never put effort into teaching us the culture (which i don’t blame her for!! she was a busy single mother of two, so i get it). my bibi also didn’t really try to teach us much, aside from cooking iraqi cuisine haha (i will always die by that iraqi cuisine is the best cuisine). i’m basically hopeless when it comes to iraqi media. i literally only know about kadim al-sahir (famous iraqi singer, would absolutely recommend him) bc my mom probably continues to have a crush on him to this day.

what got me to reconnect was visiting baghdad last summer by myself. i just made the spontaneous decision and went w it, rather than get pushed by anyone to do it. i still have relatives in iraq, so that’s why it was feasible for me to actually go (i kind of hopped between jordan and iraq bc i have family in both countries). it was a magical experience honestly, still super surreal to me. people speaking arabic on the streets, arabic music playing in restaurants, even got to see so many iconic landmarks… actual dream come true. but i haven’t put much effort into exposing myself to iraqi media yet, so that’s the next step. i think im just gonna start w a history fiction novel or nonfiction history book of some sort tbh. i’m more interested in iraqi culture beyond islam than i am in the religion, so im probably not a good reference if you wanna know more about the religion too.

w all that said!! i’ll ask my mom/bibi and let you know if they have any movie recs :) my bibi is a literal cinephile, so i’m sure she’ll have many actors/singers up her sleeve lmao. so cool of you to be putting effort into this 💕

#so cute that u call ur gpa ur baba… my mom told me that when i was a baby i did the same thing w her dad #and he would always correct me 😭😭 he’d be like no!! it’s jidoo!!! #ask

[jewishfalin]

Im still so irked by the memory of my ex calling me an incel for the way i dress and struggle with social skills (both products of my Autism) they made me so fucking insecure

#Im not even a man #He was such a fucking dick to me and i think he thought it was okay to make fun of my autistic traits bc he self dx autistic #Like okay asshole i could call u an incel too but it'd be for different reasons. Like treating both ur partners like trash #Like making me feel like an object #Like the mean comments about ur gfs body u made when shes not around #yknow actual misogynistic shit lol #Okay mr on reddit all day and called his gfs genitals gross #okay mr TOLD ME HIS MOMS EYES ARE PRETTIER THAN MINE ON A DATE #im never gonna stop bringing that up bc ew #yeah sure im the incel. the lesbian. whatever makes u feel better about urself bud. whatevrr makes u sleep better at night