Tumgik
#or both!!!
thebrideoftiffany · 1 year
Text
it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy
12K notes · View notes
alexis-mac-allstar · 3 days
Text
I can’t believe I had to miss watching this game, definitely gotta watch the replay of this one
3 notes · View notes
waterlogged-detective · 6 months
Text
hey who all do I still owe a calling card for boots?
you can just reply with your fl name so i can send one when my brain starts working again
5 notes · View notes
awkwardexxodus · 2 years
Text
tbh.... i dont think that percy is going dark. what i think is happening is that the line that 'separates' Him from Perseus is blurring.
30 notes · View notes
madame-mongoose · 2 years
Note
Dear Madame-Mongoose
Sadly snakes and bug's are frowned upon in "christen" house-hold's.
-Kindest regard's, Roach Warrior
NAURRRR I feel that tho. Mine is more bc of my family is pussies but yeah it sucks :(
12 notes · View notes
glitchydyke · 1 year
Text
having the friends that i do is fun actually because i’ve since come to the conclusion that everything everything that has ever happened is either a jjba or homestuck plot
2 notes · View notes
butchfalin · 5 months
Text
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
144K notes · View notes
amygdalae · 7 months
Text
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
116K notes · View notes
titleofpersonage-p01 · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
49K notes · View notes
Text
they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
79K notes · View notes
officecyborg · 2 months
Text
My wife: Are you making a list of fonts?
Me: No, worse. I'm replicating the titles of video games but it's the fonts that they're in
My wife: What does that mean
Me: This
Tumblr media
45K notes · View notes
cactuseri · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
collection
53K notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
The math just adds up!
34K notes · View notes
atissi · 3 months
Text
i don't really like when people say dungeon meshi is accidentally good autistic representation, because while i understand not wanting to make conclusions without explicit confirmation from the author, there's always the weird assumption that non-western authors somehow don't know about things like neurodivergency/queerness/etc. (on top of the assumptions that east asian authors are somehow more naive or oblivious to "western" social issues).
given that dungeon meshi started being published in 2014, it's not really a "work belonging to its times"—it's as contemporary as any other media we discuss on this site, which means it should be fair to assume it engages with contemporary topics (and at the very least, you shouldn't say that the representation is accidental with so much confidence)
but anyways, the chapter "perfect communication" in ryoko kui's "terrarium in a drawer" is some of the most straightforward autistic representation I've seen, and from now on I'm going to assume that laios's character writing is absolutely intentional in that regard:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
35K notes · View notes
diabloku · 1 month
Text
king of rizz™ 🥂
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
26K notes · View notes
whats-this-mustelid · 8 months
Text
I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist
65K notes · View notes