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awkwardexxodus · 18 minutes
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FRESH BLOOD❗️
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awkwardexxodus · 22 minutes
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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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awkwardexxodus · 23 minutes
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True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":
Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.
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awkwardexxodus · 9 hours
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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
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awkwardexxodus · 10 hours
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i don’t know why i even have to say this but if you trap me on an island for seven years i will shut you out of my life for good
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awkwardexxodus · 2 days
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
🐾 superhowllock69 Follow
Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
🌜 impawssible Follow
lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
🐾 superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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awkwardexxodus · 2 days
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a little froggy - commissioned work
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awkwardexxodus · 2 days
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I love how much ppl hate Deepnest because I find it so calming somehow. Like wow...nice ambiance. Pretty glowy mushrooms. And look at all these darling little creatures. This one's wearing a red cloak like Hornet! Garpedes are so cool...wonder where they're going. I'm gonna pet a Stalking Devout
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awkwardexxodus · 2 days
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playing jedi survivor & when i entered a cave i said 'woah... just like in minecraft' out loud
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awkwardexxodus · 2 days
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Trying to draw HK with ULTRAKILL artstyle
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awkwardexxodus · 2 days
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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awkwardexxodus · 3 days
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First of the donation requests, thank you @thethrillof
If you missed it, I'm currently offering art in exchange for donations to a friend of mine. Anything at all helps and I'll gladly draw for you if you do. Even a dollar will get you some art!
You can find my post with instructions HERE!
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awkwardexxodus · 3 days
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stephcass fandom open the door or in gonna throw rocks through your window
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awkwardexxodus · 3 days
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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awkwardexxodus · 3 days
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MORE! (inprnt)
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awkwardexxodus · 3 days
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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awkwardexxodus · 3 days
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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
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