#or Women

[smigglescultture]

I need a nice tall boy with strong hands he can put down my throat to make me puke.

#or women #i don't discriminate #this is cringe #someone sedate smiggles

[archipithecus]

tag yourself

#wiki #hist #i think i have to be On Boats #or Women #there should be a ming dynasty leverage-like show

[confettiemoji]

this thing but i do it in my non srs art style because im too lazy

#lfg #the hair antenna things do have meanings btw #Silly #tmc #the mandela catalogue #confettis art #mark heathcliff #adam murray #sarah heathcliff #thatcher davis #cesar torres #jonah marshall #evelin miller #ruth weaver #sorry that thatcher looks like hes either about to steal a child or start singing smells like teen spirit #idk how 2 draw men #or women

[phasewashere]

my hungry ass could never be a cowboy !

#phase weeps #i would be devoruing that bacon and beans shit like #sorry brother we are out of rations i got hungry #also. fucking men #i like men #or women #i am not opposed to cowgirls

[stormingfrost]

I didn’t expect for dreamworks to post a edit-thirst-trap on their tiktok featuring all the ‘hot’ characters, but it’s not the craziest thing I’ve seen a corporate account do

#Dreamworks #dreamworks animation #rotg #rise of the guardians #jack frost #the croods #the road to el dorado #How to train your dragon #httyd #spirit: stallion of the cimarron #Megamind #Sinbad #It’s so funny they’re being all self aware #But didn’t put in any villains #or women #In the comments ppl are asking for prince of Egypt characters

[m0xenn]

I DID IT!!!

Idk why it’s so difficult for me to draw myself, but it is. I’m not 100% happy with the rendering on this, but I just don’t wanna work on it anymore HEHE

EITHER WAY, I asked my friends what fish they saw me as and it was legitimately between a clown fish and a koi fish, so I went with a longfin clown fish (they’re pretty cool tbh!)

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Also I’m blonde now! Very cash money of me

#the blonde was a struggle tho lemme tell you #on myself #not the drawing #fuck it we die like men #or women #they/them? #mers? #idk #mermay #mermay 2023 #self portrait

[los-borrachos]

I NEED TO KISS MEN OR I WILL PERISH

#or women #im drunk #need this one dude #love him #hes a sweetheart #kissing him in my head #dan lore

[ohtobeleah]

I wanted to make a post about how you can’t tell me Miles Teller isn’t utterly in love with his wife but like—I don’t trust men as far as I can throw them now.

#or women #I don’t trust any of em anymore #I’m so sus on everyone now #got my eye on all our TopGun boys now #I don’t even trust Bailey

[shotmrmiller]

id give up nuclear codes for a guy in a leather jacket with a hoodie underneath.

#or women #id ask for her hand in marriage #no one is safe

[bri-the-nautilus]

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#tumblrtop10 #noticing some themes here #it's all either deranged shitposting #or women #sometimes deranged shitposts about women #at least the malenia breeding/kitten posts aren't here

[officerhomo]

beans or women pick one

you can pick one but you will never be able to have the other for the rest of your life

#beans #women #this is literally just a random post i made so im not completely inactive here #me personally would not pick beans #or women #im not attracted to women #mostly

[rosetta-j-stone]

Florence Pugh: OMG, you, a scientist, have non-science books?

Cillian Murphy: Yes.

Florence Pugh: <disrobing immediately> So hot, tell me more

Cillian Murphy: I, an English speaker, have...BOOKS NOT IN ENGLISH

Florence Pugh: And can you also read those books not in English?

Cillian Murphy: Now I am become death, <pauses for effect> destroyer of worlds

Florence Pugh: DESTROY MY WORLD, YOU SEXY BEAST

#oppenheimer #who says christopher nolan can't write romance #or women

[superbattrash]

My favorite fighting moves as someone who has never fought a day in his life? Elbow thrown back into face and the beautiful tossing someone over your shoulder thing

Chefs kiss to those mwah

#is this another h50 post? probably #but this goes for all my blorbos who fight #I just love men who fight okay #misha rants #edit: women who kick ass are 7000% my type btw #this does not just go for men #or women #anybody who fights are just. unf

[riveramorylunar]

Is it too much to ask for a woman to just walk up behind me and hug me from behind while kissing my neck. Like seriously where's my woman at.

#or women #river talks🌊 #lesbian #poly

[timaeusterrored]

The Kane Twins have nothing in common except their love for older men.

#or women #the kane twins #vax eurodyne #vex kane #cyberpunk 2077 #kerry eurodyne #cyberpunk kerry #goro takemura #cyberpunk takemura

[luciferschair]

Glimpse of us.

a/n: I made this purely because I was bored lol, I’d probably start writing more in the future. Also, I would like to apologize in advance if there are any grammar mistakes. English isn’t my first language. Welp, that’s about it. I hope you enjoy the pain! 🤍

(reader’s gender isn’t specified)

  She'd take the world off my shoulders,

If it was ever hard to move

Lucifer sighed as he put away yet another paperwork that he’s been doing these past few days. He’s been so busy that he can barely get any sleep, let alone keep track of time. He closes his eyes and rubs the bridge of his nose with one of his gloved hands and inhaled deeply, only to open them again to see the messy desk that’s filled with mountains of paperwork. He was about to reach for another paper until he was interrupted by the gentle knock outside of his office door. 

“Come in.” He spoke in a gruff voice.

The door creaked as it opened slightly, a familiar demon popping up beside the door with a worried look decorating her face as she peeked inside. “Are you okay, Lucifer?” she asked calmly. She opened the door fully to see the state of her lover, and couldn’t help but frown at the sight. “You haven’t slept for days.” She remarks. She slowly walked towards him and gently pats his back. “It’s alright, you’ve worked hard enough, Lucifer. Let me handle the rest.” She spoke with a smile as he looks at her, confused. He knew she was more than capable of doing his paperwork. Hell, he even knew how reliable and trustworthy she is. But he just couldn’t handle the thought of somebody doing his work other than himself. “I’m fine, really. Everything is alright,” He said as he plastered a smile on his face. “You should really head off to bed, though. It’s getting late.” He continues as he sees the clock and realized how late it was getting. “Not without you, Lucy.” She says with a pout on her face. Lucy. 

The nickname made him bitterly chuckle to himself. “Alright. A few more and I’ll head off to sleep as well,” he promises. She shook her head and said “I’ll be helping you with some of these then, y’know, to help remove some of the weight off your shoulders.” He let out a small chuckle, knowing she really won’t go without helping him.

Her actions made him remember a certain someone, a feeling so different yet so similar. 

She'd turn the rain to a rainbow

When I was living in the blue 

Lucifer was sitting in the music room, listening to his favourite record as many thoughts filled up his mind while he stared into space, not realizing that his lover was watching him from a distance until she came closer and cleared her throat. His eyes widen in surprise for a moment, before blinking and returning to his normal self. “Ah, it’s you.” He tried to spoke enthusiastically, but failed. She gave him a small laugh and spoke, “Yeah, it’s me.” He scooted over and made some space so she could sit down. “Are you okay? I’ve noticed that you’ve been pretty preoccupied with whatever’s on your mind lately.” She said as she sat down beside him. “I’m fine. It’s just my brothers,” he said with a sigh as he tried to make up an excuse. “As you know, they’re very… complicated, to say the least.” He continues. She felt bad, but she knew what to do. “Hey, how about you take your mind off them for a day? Let’s go somewhere fun!” She said enthusiastically as she stood up while taking Lucifer’s hand in hers.  “I don’t wanna see you sad anymore, so let’s go have some fun!” she smiled brightly. He didn’t know if it was his imagination, but he swore he saw a rainbow right behind her.

All of the things she did were so different, yet so similar to someone he once knew. Someone he once loved. 

Why then, if she is so perfect Do I still wish that it was you? 

Anything-no everything she did was perfect. She knew exactly what to do in different situations. She’s quick, witty, clever, smart, reliable, trustworthy, confident, silly, gorgeous, she’s quite literally a mix of everything good that you can think of imaginable. Hell, even his brothers took a liking to her. She’s everything that anyone would have ever wanted in a lover. She’s perfect. So why? Why then if she’s so perfect, why does he still wishes that it was you? The thought haunts him until this day. 

Perfect don't mean that it's working

So what can I do?  

‘Why am I still thinking about you? Why couldn’t I just move on? Why couldn’t I just forget what happened to you years ago? Would she hate me if she knew that I was still thinking about you?’ his thoughts filled up his mind like a plague. Thoughts that he just couldn’t bear to tell her. He hated himself for it. He despised himself. How could he let a mere human control his emotions like this? It wasn’t anything shocking, really. He knew that a human’s lifespan is much shorter than those of a demon’s. So why? Why did he have to get emotionally attached? He knew what would happen in the end, after all. Fate hasn’t really been on his side for the past millennia.  

He shut his eyes tightly and tried to forget and just go to sleep. But he can’t. He couldn’t.

Because he still remembers.

When you're out of sight

In my mind.

He remembers everything as clear as day. The one moment he let his guard down, and lost you. Exactly like how he lost his dear sister. Except, he lost you right in front of his very eyes. Everything inside him shattered, and he just couldn’t believe it. He had to be the one to tell everyone exactly what happened and how it did. All of your friends across the three realms were shocked, nonetheless. Some still couldn’t believe it, denying the fact that you were no longer with them. Some were crying on the floor while pouring out whatever’s on their mind. It hurt to see everyone like this. Diavolo, Simeon, Barbatos, and him had to stay composed to let their friends mourn over your death, even if it means bottling up his emotions.

He wouldn’t let anyone know, not his brothers, not even Diavolo. He wouldn’t let them know how hard your death has affected him. He wouldn’t let them know how hard he tries so to forget, yet he still falls asleep crying about you each night. He started shutting everyone out more, opting to do his paperwork other than spending time with them. He has gone back to the Lucifer he once was. Harsh, cold, and merciless. That was, until he met you in a dream one night.

In his dreams, you were at peace. Picking flowers in what seems like the celestial realm. He looked around and noticed that his wings were white. And all six wings were fully attached to him. You saw him and you immediately smiled widely, then you ran to his arms. He was still shocked, processing whatever dream this was while holding onto you oh-so tightly. As if he’d lose you again.

“MC—How…Where are we..?” He tries his hardest to compose himself and speak coherently. You pulled away from the hug and giggles lightly, and suddenly, it’s as if he suddenly remembered what it felt like to love again. “We’re home, Lucy. So don’t keep acting like that, okay? It hurts me to see you like this.” You said with a frown, it broke him completely to see you again after some time, but it broke him even more to see the sadness in your face. He couldn’t contain the tears that fell out of his eyes as he pulled your body to his embrace and held onto you tighter. 

“Please… don’t leave me again.. I can’t—” He spoke through his sobs as he completely breaks his resolve. It wasn’t like him to act like this. But he’s desperate. He’s desperate to get you back in his life and make everything alright. Like how it always was, as long as there’s you.

“I’m sorry, Lucy.” Were some of the last words you could let out before you broke into tears as well. You weakly put your hands on his shoulder and pushed him gently. “Look at me, Lucy.” You said, and he complied. His ruby red eyes, now a bit puffy and red, stared into your own. “I want you to try and find your own happiness, with whatever or whoever it is,” you say while guiding his hand and holding it. “because I’m sure I’d find my happiness along with you.” you continued as you began to fade into the light. He knew what was coming, and he didn’t try to stop it. He just looked at you with his sad, soulless, desperate eyes, with a glint of regret. You cupped his right cheek gently and smiled widely with tears in your eyes.

“I love you.” He saw you mouthed those three words right before he awoke from his slumber with cold sweat. 

He chuckles in defeat, it’s true. Fate is one son of a bitch.

Said I'm fine and said I moved on.

I'm only here passing time in her arms.

Hoping I'll find,

A glimpse of us.

#lucifer angst #obey me angst #don’t hate me lol #<33 #anyways uh #i love yall #idk tbh this is shit but i enjoyed crying while writing this #anyways not proofread #we die like men #or women #or person #i hope yall enjoy tho /gen