#i like men

[fixing-bad-posts]

[Image description: A tweet, edited erasure-poetry style in red. Resulting text reads, "I like men!!" in all capital letters.]

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I LIKE MEN ‼

Submitted by @mango-bubbletea

#fbp submission #mango-bubbletea #blackout poetry #erasure poetry #i love men #i like men #male positivity #men positivity

[limerencedisorder]

One more! Take one more f'me.. Please?

Ithaqua x Afab!Reader

cw: Smut, Breeding kink, Coming inside (Multiple times), Mean(ish)!Dom Ithaqua, OOC Ithaqua, No specified pronouns, Called pretty, guys i rlly hate writing poem like so i didnt use that for ithaqua, Porn without plot, Overstim, Slut/Whore shaming, Mating press but it's prolly not obv el o el, Short😱😱

MINORS DNI

(i couldnt help but write another smut of him because he knows damn well what he was doing when he spreaded them legs open. not proofread btw)

"Nnno moree.." You slurred over your words while Ithaqua continued to grind into you harshly. You don't know if you were going insane but he's been going at it for at least over thirty-five minutes..

He's came at least twice and you can't even keep track of how much you've made a mess all over him.

He's not very nice about it either. Calling you a slut and a whore for wanting him to breed you in his new outfit. Soft grunts leave his mouth as he shuts his eyes that are currently covered by his mask.

"You're- Ahn- So disgusting for wanting me to give you a baby you in this outfit." He grinned, gripping your thighs that were currently over his shoulders- oh so tightly.

Tears rolling down your face from the overstimulation. "Can't take it anymore? Aww~ Look at you.. You're so pretty when you cry." He cooed. "Don't you wanna be stuffed with my babies? Is that not what you wanted?" He asked in a soft tone.

At first, the thought of starting a family with Ithaqua wasn't horrible. You wondered what it would be like to have a child with him. (Also to be fucked by him in his new outfit) Unfortunately, it didn't end too well.. When you told him you'd like to start a family while he was in his new attire, he didn't even spare you. Not once.

Now here he is, stuffing you full of his fat cock, overstimulating your cute little cunt. "Feel good?" He questioned. You whined and squirmed beneath him.

"Such a slut for my cock." He chuckled, grinding harder, closely watching your overstimulated face mold into pleasure.

"Itha I'm g'nna-!" You came for the nth time. More tears rolling from your face. Overstimulation consuming your body.

"Can't.. I can't.." You cried out. Him chasing his high. Loud pitched moans coming from your soft lips, arching your back from the immense pleasure.

He came, again- inside of you, hoping to fill you a little bit more with his cum. Both of you breathe heavily as he came down from his high.

"Ithaqua-"

"One more! Take one more f'me.. Please?"

#identityv ithaqua x reader #identity v smut #ithaqua x reader #shitpost #i like men #identity v ithaqua #identity v #idv smut #idv x reader #idv ithaqua #send help #guys im going insane #again #el o el

[maybedeadfr]

HAPPY 4/13 GUYS

#homestuck #homestuck 413 #john eggbert #fortnite balls #i like men

[minxnjinx]

HIII... HAIII HEEYY >_< EXPLODES!!

#emh habit #emh #everymanhybrid #goober #goobest #silly guy #yum #fucking eats him #slenderverse #i like men #teehee #giggles and kicks feet

[sleep-deprived-fr3ak]

Like, chill bro. It's not that big of a deal. 😒

#lol memes #ballister boldheart #nimona #ambrosius goldenloin #gay knights #nimona movie #netflix #silly little guy #me after the lobotomy #i like men #fyp #help my soul #idk what else to tag #cock and balls

[candyborsch]

Beabato week, day 3: accomplice. Joining a bit late.

#i like bread #art #digital art #umineko art #umineko fanart #umineko beatrice #battler umineko #battler ushiromiya #umineko no naku koro ni #beabato #beabato week #i like men #umineko #when the seagulls cry

[leounderseas]

Instagram has not been treating me well so I come crawling back to tumblr with the royal margarine dump post

#normal about this guy #yes that shimeji is unfinished #some of these are older than others #theyre all mental illness induced though #i like men #royal margarine cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom fanart #*might* talk about my headcanons someday. maybe. #theres so little fanart of him that i can find it drives me insane #this is a wasteland please send help im starved #Leo's art tag

[artmanoil]

lil isometric house tutorial thing

#art #original art #artwork #illustration #design #artists on tumblr #pixel art #pixel graphics #pixelated #art tutorial #digital aritst #what else do i put here #i like men

[freehounyaoi]

HALF LIFE VRAI (+gorgeous & og gordon) HEADCANONS IF YOU EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BENREY WOOO

during. the end, he had 2 extra eyes, one above his left eye one below his right eye, now he has scars where they laid, they’re faint but he. is autistic im sorry he’s too me to not be he had a tail during the end too faint freckles ^_^ he REALLY likes red meat he likes blue flavor, not blueberries, not blue raspberry, blue stubble YAYY specifically in end, benreys feet to knees and hands to elbows fade into rlly dark blue/black looks like he’s dying of illness but like. has never been sick disassociates very often very touch very very touchy polyamorous, exes with forzen & is now crushing on both Tommy & gordon orphaned, kinda lived on his own since he isn’t human, picked his own name doesn’t actually have brothers, he’s a loser breaths through his mouth esp when he’s comfortable weird but like imagine he’s cuddled up to someone and he just yeah

COOMER YAYYY

fat, idc i’m right

gender-fluid, transmasc & gay ^_^ old man yaoi with bubby YAYYY

cool little funky punching enhancement thingies

big ol’ doe brown eyes

brunette hair before he started graying

after the resonance cascade he retired, they deserve it

has nightmares over clones. a lot, a big lot

autistic, everyone knows the science team kinda is autistic,

going off the autistic thing, one of his vocal stims is hello gordon

loves talking, loves it so much, he loves just talking to people she likes

has a high score on punch out & that one punching game where you punch the punching bag to get evaluated on

the reason is divorced because he realized he was gay

hawaiian shirts FTW!!

(most of these are somewhat canon, holly (his va) headcanons him as transmasc, short and stocky, and 5’4!)

Bubbster

Intersex & bisexual (idc if gir hcs him as straight it’s my world now/pf)

if he didn’t live with Coomer after the resonance cascade, he’d probably just be a basement dweller and just sit in the corner and cry

Bionic legs :3

canonically test tube baby, he’s probably really freaked the fuck out over it & has had genuine panic attacks over being artificially made, only in front of coomer

literally always has epi-pens for coomer

naturally(?) ginger idk what you wanna consider it, he’s canonically like 6 but in my head he’s like 67, he’s been locked in black mesa for 67 years

blue eyes

has a leather jacket with a tiger on it he will wear just to do so

has made the science team watch scrubs.. twice

picks at skin as a stress tick

has tourettes

near blind

when he got his bionic heart he died so he will sometimes just be like “hey guys i’ve died before”

being put back in the tube after betraying gordon was one of the worst things he’s been through, it was terrifying

GORDON FEETMAN!!!

also fat

joshua exists but he was an accidental pregnancy (gordon seahorse father yayy)

ftm based off last hc, that’s just canon cuz i said so

joshua is like, 9 in my head so gordon had him at like 18

bisexual

has a crush on benrey (canon but yk)

mexican and african

curly ass hair, takes really good care of it, always smells nice

bilingual

blind in left eye, 25% prescription in right eye

feels guilty as fuck even when everyone would joke about him being the cause of the RC

also autistic

wayne did not dk him justice when he lost his hand, he was screaming so gutturally loud it was painful, he strained his voice so bad, the pain was so excruciatingly terrible

tommy genuinely was the only one he could trust after benrey & bubby turned their backs on him, and that sucked because his feelings for benrey before that point were getting to him

only was adamant about not being friends with benrey at the end because of the betrayal, he wanted to hate benrey

tommy is like his. comfort friend, he doesn’t have to worry about him.. he does but he always feels comfy around him

Tommy cool man

Autistic, ADHD, PTSD and OCD

G man species, half human

strawberry enthusiasts:3 (me too)

every flavor tic tac enthusiast, always give the science team tic tacs like all the time

not very good at games enjoys playing them though

very touchy for multiple reasons

Sunkist service dog for multiple things as well, helps with panic attacks, PTSD symptoms, anxiety attacks etc

Tommy doesn’t know how Sunkist was trained to do all this, he made her sk he just kinda accepts it for how she is, and loves her

compression hugs, likes being laid on top of, it’s comforting

looks scrawny but can like. genuinely pick up all the science team & benrey with ease

started collecting propeller hats after the RC

the reason he can read sweet voice is cuz g-man species

thinking about getting a cat, maine coon or norwegian forest cat, he likes big ass animals

Sunkist is LARGE like large as fuck for a golden Tommy made sure she was huge

milk enjoyer :3 drinks it with most of his meals

wears readers

ANGEL KISSES!! (moles or beauty marks whatever you wanna call them)

tooth gap :3

walks on tiptoes

Gorgeous

6’7

cuts his hair into a fringe, lets it grow out to shoulder length, then cuts it fringe, never ending cycle

beauty marks man

freckles too

nobody fucking knows his trauma

doesn’t understand why he can understand cicero?? he just.. can??

learned ASL as a kid

clearly has some form of mommy issues he will not touch on

wears solid colors, he doesn’t wear shirts with decals, or anything, a. he doesn’t like them. b. for ASL purpose, it’s recommended to wear light/dark clothes (light in his case) depending on your skin tone to MAKE it easier to read sign, usually in light pink

prefers skirts cuz.. they’re comfy, usually knee & ankle length.. sometimes he will wear mini skirts……. cuz he’s gross

actually hates head crabs.

would be a nudist if it was sociably acceptable

actually really enjoys video games! he doesn’t talk about it, he’s good at them too

he’s a dog person, he wants a saint bernard

freeman YAYY

6’

beauty marks

patchy beard

dark hazel eyes

starting to grey, short pony tail

has scars from his HEV suit

actually lost his hearing DUE to the RC, his mother was deaf so that’s why he knows ASL, it completely shot out his hearing

has always dressed nice

cat person

Alyx is like his daughter to him

i can’t decide if he’s trans or not

same situation with gorgeous, he wears solid colors for ASL purpose

him and cicero have yet to find a way to communicate

when he found out alyx learned ASL for her boyfriend (this is canon, was planned for episode 3) he was over the moon

enjoys IASIP (it’s always sunny in philadelphia)

scary when he’s pissed off

G-Manual samual

major RBF

scottish

moles kuz hes kawaii

wears readers

hes autistic

going on with him being autistic, the fabric his suits are a comfort fabric to him

enjoys sitcoms

drinks his coffee straight black

he is trans masc to me

praises his employers like god tbh

if he were to drink, which he doesnt, his go to drink would be rum on ice

some form of alien, not from xen though, no one knows where hes from

some type of holy creature??? he cant die?? hes weird

you'll never see it but he doesnt bleed red, his blood is black

enjoys fishing

goes to bed at 11pm, wakes up at 4am hes weird

hes also the best father ever???

songs that remind me of science team members + benrey the 6th

Benrey the 6th

I Will - Mitski

Kiss Me, Son Of God - They Might Be Giants

I’m Gonna Win - Rob Cantor

Mad World - Tears for Fears

We Will Commit Wolf Murder - Of Montreal

Gallery Piece - Of Montreal

Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears

The Party's Crashing Us - Of Montreal

Tommy Coolman

Living Island - POGO

Fireflies - Owlcity

Teenage Dirtbag - Weetus

rises the moon - liana flores

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears

#half live vr but the ai is self aware #hlvrai #dr bubby #dr coomer #gordon freeman #hlvrai dr bubby #hlvrai dr coomer #gordon freemind #gorgeous freeman #benrey #tommy coolatta #benry #benrey hlvrai #bubby #half life #half life au #headcanonsd #headcanons #i like men #gay??? #gay pride #gay

[charliethechandelure]

Doodles

#i like men #one piece #op fanart #fanart #digital art #charliethechandelure #sketches #doodles #red haired shanks #op shanks #rob lucci #op lucci

[haruu-4]

Big men with even bigger tiddies who could destroy you with one blow but refuse to because they're madly into you>>>>

#monster x mediator #silly posting #NauseAxe_404 #404 #your biggest fan #mxm #silly #silly little guy #big man #itchio #visual novel #shit post #yummy #i like men #woa

[2wo2rucks]

simon🤤🤤🤤🤤👅🤤🤤🤤👅🤤👅👅

#cry of fear #simon henriksson #cof #simon cry of fear #fanart #book simon #ibispaintx #im gay as fuck #i like men

[ourselvers]

my wife

#not actually my wife #i like men #still love miss pauling though #id die for her #tf2 #tf2 miss pauling #team fortress 2 #i was obsessed with the comics when i was younger #still waiting on that update #lol #lmao #fuck #i love miss pauling sobs

[exocc]

Oh and this'll be inactive, not interested in tsp so very sad to leave ... (⁠･ั⁠ω⁠･ั⁠)

#i like men #goodbye

[lepidopterann]

my contribution. 

#i wanna kiss him jsut a bit. #i like men #this and one other (bad) doodle are the only things ive got of him so far but #i will Obtain more bc #hes so. hes so blorbo #do i dare tag... #dagur the deranged #httyd dagur

[candyborsch]

Oriko Magica is underrated

#魔法少女おりこ☆マギカ #i like men #art #digital art #puella magi oriko magica #oriko mikuni #oriko magica #kirika kure #pmmm