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asukiess · 11 months
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I think the perfect episode for me now would be if felix had to step in as the black cat holder for whatever contrived reason and plagg’s like “since you’re so good at copying looks, you can just be this dude” and felix is like ok yeah. so he fights with ladybug and the whole time felix is thinking “what the actual fuck marinette you are all OVER this dude?? you are dating my brother/cousin???” and then is even more confused when she starts crying about how she misses chat
so after the fight felix tells adrien “idk I know you were a fan of ladybug but um it kinda seems like she sucks. she’s in love with chat and cat walker wtf” and adrien starts crying happy tears and felix is like these people are UNSTABLE and then returns home to play the most insane teenage hormone fueled game of chess with kagami
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artisyone · 10 months
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based on this:
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onecupofsugar · 6 months
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IMtober Day 14: Ruin
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Early Towel Day post because I have other plans BUT <333333 they <3
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fimloly · 16 days
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makeshift baby sling
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brutal-out-here · 4 months
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my poor wattpad/writing blog followers:
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soldat-buck · 10 days
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holy shit you guys, look, there's more.
bg3 culinary headcanons: Absolute Edition
- Minthara: would accidentally fit in as the Addams Family home chef (and be angry about it). Gomez would praise her assassination attempts which flusters her (internally) because she's cooking with the normal amount of poisonous mushroom and not an attempted murder amount (and also she would hate loud, in-your-face-chaotic Gomez SO MUCH. if she wanted him dead, he would be dead, do not insult her assassinating abilities). makes the coolest Halloween party food until you realize it's not fun, spooky-mimicry decoration, those are real black widows on those cupcakes (what? they're venom and merlot flavored) (she used cricket flour, too). you don't know where she gets the "red" for her red velvet cakes, but you *do* know that ignorance is bliss and this is a pretty bitchin' birthday cake, so don't think too hard and just eat it
- Dark Urge (pre-game/embrace): slaughterhouse nightmare aesthetic - chef's apron is leather and something more appropriate for blacksmithing, there are way too many cleavers around (why in the blue fuck is there a meat hook over a drain in the floor?). some people watch tv when they cook. some listen to music, podcasts, or nothing. Durge listens to the Toy Box killer kidnapping tape (not to be mixed up with the (not safe for LIFE) Tool Box killers torture tape. that one is for relaxing baths). watches Dahmer documentaries for culinary inspiration. Hannibal Lecter would find most Durge dishes tasteless and over the top.
- Ketheric: listen, he didn't want me to tell you this [so you did NOT hear it from me], but he actually doesn't eat. he has a symbiotic relationship with the bacteria and fungus that keep his body animated and undying (they're why his blood is black). he consumes rotten things to keep his corpse puppet fungus happy and the corpse puppet fungus allows him to keep his consciousness/sentience and keep serving Myrkul. Myrkul's cool with it, as long as his bidding continues to get done
- Orin: Martha Stewart would have a nervous breakdown upon entering Orin's kitchen. the average person would consider Orin's cooking to be a hate crime. if someone doesn't vomit uncontrollably upon first sight, she considers it an insult (she grew up with a gross misunderstanding of what a Roman vomitorium is). her spaghetti and meatballs is wrapping a handful of uncooked noodles in unseasoned ground meat (she neither knows nor cares whether it's fish or chicken or cow. meat is meat), then baking it in a casserole dish sprinkled with still-condensed tomato soup from a can. Midwestern casserole cooking brought to you by Hell. doesn't use salt because she finds it too spicy. she has an entire pantry section for savory jello
- Gortash: culinary techbro. kitchen is spilling over with unitasker gadgets ("and THIS contraption evenly distributes heat for the perfect boiled egg! what do you mean 'what else does it do'. it boils eggs perfectly i already told you, why the fuck weren't you listening"), and the most stupid, overengineered 'smart' devices ("no no no, you don't understand, this is so helpful. the fork connects to the plate to measure the temperature of the food, and then the plate changes color to warn me if it's too hot, and then i don't burn my tongue, because i really hate that"). despite all of the pricey kitchen shit that he keeps buying, he's skilled at making exactly one dish: microwaved Totino's pizza rolls
(i'm sorry if Gortash is out of character; my brain replaced his voice with John Oliver's and won't put the original back)
if you want more bg3 culinary headcanons, there's also: the Companion Edition
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celebmodel · 2 months
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fly-the-pattern · 26 days
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amygdalae · 8 months
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Pro tip don't say "Happy 9/11" to your mom she probably won't think its funny
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tj-crochets · 5 months
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It’s the end of the year, so it’s time for a group photo! These are all the plushies I’ve sewn that are still in my house
I’ve been sewing for four years now and it turns out I’ve made a looooot of plushies lol
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which-qsmp-egg-would · 2 months
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So many of the eggs are disabled and its so great. These little eggs give me so much joy. Imagine Richas and Pac having matching prosthetic sockets. Imagine Phil carefully painting flowers with Tallulah onto her hearing aids. Boxes of stim toys in every house and quiet spaces on standby. Visuals along with words for eggs still learning or struggling to read. These kids are wonderful.
I know, it's so nice! All of these are fantastic!!!
One I want to add on, and this is just a personal one, is that I always draw Pepito with a kink in his tail :]. It makes emoting with his tail more difficult (Because I imagine they use their wings and tails a lot when communicating, I blame studying ASL for the past 3 years lol), but it's a nice little detail imo.
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Day seven hundred forty three 743 Ribombee
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socialc1imb · 6 months
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So fun fact i actually hit 5000 plays of the soul eclectic
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bunabi · 5 months
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Which reminds me: I reopened my Inprnt months ago!
You can grab my greatest Dragon Age fanart hits, my Classics II & III illustrations, and more stuff there.
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elsenborn · 5 months
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Pantomimed Fight
I have so many thoughts about them…
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