#only he can do this to Jake

[fiiiiin]

Dagger Squad hanging out at a bar and Jake is uncharacteristically quiet and docile but clearly GLOWING and happy; he’s calmly chatting with Javy in the corner all smiles and no snark while the rest of the team watch from across the bar; Phoenix asks “what happened to his attitude?” and Bradley smirks and goes “fucked it out of him” and the whole team does a double take not because they didn’t predict it but just because Bradley was so blunt about it

#anyways I love Bradley making it KNOWN that he’s the brat tamer #only he can do this to Jake #and I love Dagger Squad being reminded all the time that Jake gets railed #and I love Jake doing a full 360 and becoming an absolute sweetheart the moment he gets what he wants (Bradley’s dick) #hangster #jake seresin #top gun #bradley bradshaw #sereshaw #top gun maverick #jake ‘hangman’ seresin #tgm #bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw

[holoscout]

another day another fern and jermaine sketch dump whats upppp

#fern the human #fern mertens #jermaine the dog #my art #adventure time #its a hard life when u only love drawing two mildly unpopular characters who never interact in canon #but i do it for me and my dedicated fans. #nothing is better than looking at these two guys standing next to each other #rough... not a marketable fandom skill. #anyways do you guys think jermaine has good music taste? #i think him and bryce slowdance to vinyls sometimes and fern mimes gagging the corner in his chair #(he found himself a chair and dragged it in for when he didnt want to be touched) #fern is a guy who is often touch repulsed. you can tlel #oh also i found the art of ooo book. have you ever seen finn and jake? #pendelton ward knocked it out of the park on these guys. i wish i could smash them on the wall #i wish any adventure time merch really appealed to me but i think a lot of finn stuff fails to nail his side profile #hes built like a marshmallow #ok this is a lot of tags thanks if you read them #happy christmas

[blueingsfairy]

i will accept and forgive and understand anything neytiri throws at spider because it comes from a place of trauma and considering what humans have done to her people is understandable. jake sully however, is human, i don’t care how blue he is. he referring to spider as a pet will not be forgotten. i will be watching him with a microscope next movie and i’ll choose violence. jake is literally the only character that i expect to treat spider better i don’t care.

#avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #jake sully #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #he’s literally just a boy #this is human child #you were one of them too #neytiri #however can do whatever the fuck she wants #spider socorro apologist #actually no #he did nothing wrong #he was in a hostage situation #he was tortured #and he said nothing #and quadritch said go with me or else #also lo’ak and spider are close i don’t care about what anyone of you say #can you really blame him for saving the only person who ever saw him as an equal? #no you can’t

[r0semultiverse]

Hey, Jake & Jack fans, is this anything?

Both men imprisoned (literal & metaphorical).

Both offered an out from their current predicament by an outside force (arguably in the case of Brain Ghost Dirk).

Both have loose ties to Lord English visually.

Yellow initial glow & Gamzee involvement too.

Sometimes a guy just needs to explode (same pose too).

Both dual wielding weapons.

That same said weapon type (for Jack Noir) having killed Jane Crocker.

It's really looking like Jake is going to do her in.

I would also like to point out that we've had interactions involving these three (Jane, Jake, and Brain Ghost Dirk) before that consisted of similar topics & themes.

Brain Ghost Dirk implying that he's just there as moral support, a manifestation of Jake's powers, and as a coping mechanism. Jane also talking about ruling an empire with him while talking down to him, similar to how she saw and/or still sees him in Beyond Canon's Candy timeline. Jake also being uncertain about doing anything to harm her despite all the bad things she's doing.

Brain Ghost Dirk going away tells us that Jake's more hopeful than he's ever been. This is the moment where he is the most sure of his decisions than he's ever been in his life, whatever those decisions may be in regards to Jane and how to handle this situation.

He is probably going to shoot Jane down, quite literally. I would also argue that after all this time, the lad isn't beating the Lord English allegations. We might as well have a parallel of him killing Jane much like how Jack Noir killed her right before he got possessed by Lil Cal & given some of Lord English's immense power.

Alternatively maybe we'll get to see what the power of hope or hope bullets can do to someone whose done so much wrong & come so far off the deep end in terms of moral wrongdoings. Maybe with every shot that hits her, she'll begin to be swayed to the side of good & start to self-reflect.

I'm still not fully convinced that Gamzee actually cured Tavros' peanut allergy, I mean just look at the panel.

This could absolutely be interpreted as Jake injecting his hope power into the epipen and by proxy injecting both his power & the epipen into his son! If younger Jake is strong enough to defeat Grimbark Jade, then adult Jake might just be strong enough to defeat a peanut allergy is all I'm saying! In fact, now that I'm rambling about it, this seems like the more likely outcome is Jake's hope power swaying or (in the very least) confusing Jane mid-fight. Hope bullets, they would look cool & would be pretty strong!

The power of believing in others & wanting things to change can be a strong tool indeed, Mister English.

If there's one person who still believes in changing Jane's mind (or bringing her back to proper canonicity depending on how you interpret the recent lore), it would be Jake English, the believer.

Okay, maybe this is something! Tally ho!

#I have not seen anyone talk about the visual; story; & character parallels yet so allow me to jump up on this box real quick #gonna start shouting into this megaphone because holy crap I just now noticed this somehow only just now #I know & am aware some of these are probably a stretch & the order of events isn't exactly the same; but hear me out okay? #did the writing team remember & know they were doing this??? anyone feel free to answer or ask one of them on twitter I just want #to know out of pure curiosity though i can see how answering something like this might be spoiler territory this early into beyond canon #Jake is on the war path & I love that for him; I trust him to rage responsibly tbh #this started off as me being certain of one hs outcome; but now im more certain of the other; feel free to guess which is which #I'm not here to say whether I agree with Jake or disagree with how he's going to handle the Jane Crocker situation; I'm just doing analysis #& finding parallels that may or may not be intentional because at this point I'm honestly not sure; but i figured it was worth pointing out #jack noir lord english and jake english parallels real? only time will tell; but i look forward to the coming updates to hs^2 or hsbc #homestuck beyond canon #homestuck #jake english #homestuck^2 #homestuck 2 #jane crocker #jack noir #homestuck theory #brain ghost dirk #homestuck candy #cw blood #homestuck upd8 #upd8 #homestuck spoilers #also yes i avoided having the flashing images be flashing images on purpose; less hassle with tags & stuff & things even if it looks cool

[sysig]

Second request: baby todd and Jake fluff perhaps? 💖

Day 12 - Little hands, my one weakness

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Edgar #Jake #Todd #Uncle Jake! :D #It's funny ♪ I actually asked how Jake might react to baby Todd while I was still making a bunch of those doodles #But I never actually drew anything from it! Even though it's so cute! #I did fully intend to - so I'm glad I can now! :D Thanks for the reminder haha #Jake so nervous with Just how baby this baby is haha - he's so much bigger than this little one! #It's all well and good to hold Edgar - he's an adult! As much as he wants to give him a good hug haha #But little ones are just so fragile! It's nerve-wracking ♥ It's sweet hehe 💕 #Babies are built tough - he'll be asking for uppies and spins and to be thrown around before you know it lol #I do love the idea of Edgar having not only a good support system as a single(?) parent - #Being able to ask Devi and Jake for help when he needs it and raises a family as a group! It takes a village #But also of him settling into the parent role and being confident in places that others aren't #He can be quite capable but he's also often prone to being kicked while he's down haha poor lad #Seeing him confident and happy to have someone to rely on and have Jake defer to him on I just jfdlsafjd ♥💕💖 #Directing his hands in return <3 They uplift each other!! It can be so sweet

[feelslikegold]

no see what we’re not going to keep doing is still think it’s okay to comment on jake’s weight?????

#the backhanded compliment(s) ?????????? #idc if you relate to him you literally don’t know him?????? #like you can’t relate to someone’s body if they’ve never commented on it????? #you can’t feel empowered or comforted by someone’s looks changing if they’ve literally never spoken out about it….. that’s so fucked up 2 me #jake is literally just existing 😭😭😭 #he took off his jacket bc he was probably gonna die from heat stroke and also !!!! perhaps he knows he’s literally the hottest person alive #it’s so different to be like wow good for him!! bc I can only imagine getting bodyshamed publicly by your fans #it’s another thing to literally (and I quote) say ‘he has put on a lot of weight…..’ bro I do not care about the rest of your sentence #get out of my notifs OMG

[anotherpapercut]

CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING

#submission #I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs #working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea #one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc #references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show #whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain #I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them #bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing #while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies) #my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out #and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell #so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok? #and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum #and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying #and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs #god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman #and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married #and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute

[biblionerd07]

I actually had more sympathy for Jesse’s parents on this rewatch. Like overall they’re not some abusive monsters who never cared about him. They very obviously DO care about him. Their house felt safe enough to Jesse that he went there when the meth had him feeling paranoid and strung out. When Jesse calls his dad after being questioned by the DEA he mentions getting a job “in data entry, like we talked about”, and Jesse’s mom says “I can’t do this again”, and Jake says Jesse’s all they ever talk about, so they’re obviously in a cycle of trying to help Jesse and seeing him go back to drugs. It’s easy for us to kind of forget the ramifications, because of the scope of the show and because we love Jesse and are seeing his POV and definitely because Aaron Paul’s teeth and skin are nice lol, but Jesse is addicted to crystal meth. And he’s SELLING crystal meth! This is not just weed. It’s a pretty big fucking deal. And his parents talk about getting him help, and they let him come inside and sleep and eat a few meals and wash his clothes. Maybe you could consider that the bare minimum, but it is something. When Hank is talking to Jesse’s mom, she’s not dismissive of Jesse or uncaring. She’s obviously very sad about the state of Jesse’s life, and when she starts to clock that Hank’s investigating Jesse, she gets protective and makes Hank leave. They evicted Jesse from his aunt’s house, but to give them a bit of grace, his mom did find his literal meth lab in the basement lmao. Which they threatened to tell the DEA about but never actually did. They seem to be in that place with an addict where you’re trying to balance giving support without enabling; his dad even says they need to try tough love. (Personally I think it shows they don’t really know Jesse all that well because tough love is not the right method for him, but they probably feel like they’ve tried everything else.) When Jesse’s talking about that perfect box he made in shop, his initial lie is that he gave it to his mom, and when he tells the truth it’s clear he really regrets that he didn’t actually do that. In El Camino, I really think they want him to turn himself in because they think he’ll be safer and maybe they think he’ll get some leeway if he turns himself in rather than getting caught. It doesn’t seem like they call the cops when he calls and asks them to come get him; they rush out right away and all the police are in regular, unmarked cars.

But….

I can never give them grace or forgive them for that car decal that was Mom, Dad, and Jake but no Jesse. Like what the hell is that?? And it seems absolutely outrageous to me that his parents, with everything that happened between them and everything they’re seeing on the news, took the opportunity to talk to him and only said “turn yourself in.” No “I love you.” No “be safe.” His dad saying they hadn’t talked to him in a long time, since “way before all this” really rankled, too. They purposefully distanced themselves from him. They made sure to say on the news that they’re not involved in this because they’re not in his life. I really do think they cared and were scared for him. But at every turn it just seemed like they didn’t care enough to actually understand what he needed or how to get through to him.

#brba #jesse pinkman #el Camino #he really tries to keep Jake from following his path and oh my heart #I’ve always read Jesse as probably having undiagnosed or at least untreated ADHD #we know he’s so much smarter than anyone gives him credit for but he kept getting ‘apply yourself’ #he has to care about things to do them well #anyway my tragic baby boy #i love him with my whole heart #and I’ve always hated his parents but as I get older and rewatch I have more sympathy for them #I doubt he ever went to rehab before but they certainly couldn’t have afforded a place like he goes to ever Jane dies #plus he wouldn’t ever go before #he really only went after Jane bc he was so catatonic with drugs and grief that I imagine Walt literally just dropped him at the door #his dad sounds happy when he says ‘you look good’ when he sees Jesse after rehab but he’s still cautious #god I wish he would’ve just said yes Jesse come over for dinner tonight #I hope someday Jesse was able to find a way to get word to them that he’s okay #nothing they can trace to find him #but just to let them know #it always seemed like his mom cared more despite that slap #his dad wanted to be tough but I don’t think his mom did #and I’m not saying Jesse turning to drugs or any of this is their fault obviously #it’s just very sad

[alfredosauce50]

unpopular opinion, but I actually like Alfred a lot despite the fact that he's usually portrayed as a crazy psycho ✨️

i rlly connect to his flaws and insecurities, so it makes it easier for me to empathize with his character.

(PS: As much as I'm love your headcanons of Allen, my older sibling acts exactly like him, so it becomes a bit of a turn-off 😭😭)

He has his own good traits but I like to joke about him being a piece of work cuz it’s funny (and true)

Alfred is just really good at making things happen. He may or may not be the hero or villain, but he’s in his own league. Everyone else can mesh in well with each other but he drives the plot with pure willpower. We can say he’s always the ‘cause’ but not always for a good one 😅 So he’s a really important character

(Allen is meant to be an older brother figure so romance may or may not always work out 👀)

#all jokes aside I do love Alfred. why do I keep writing him #ONLY ALFRED COULD PLAY JAKE SULLY #HE’S THE ONLY GOOD CHARACTER I CAN THINK OF RN BUT!!! 💯 #He may be a crazy bitch but he’s so fucking real #alfredosauce50 #update #thanks for the ask! #ask answered

[starscelly]

actually really impressive how little footage the league decided to show of the only member of the team that is currently 4th in the league they sent to the asg. like they even fully cut out his one on one skills moment… unreal……

#you can not make this shit up omg #didn’t give him a mic #only gave him camera time if am34 or bieber was there like …. okay #kay em ess #hey stars fans if u want jake footage. do not bother watching the entire fucking all star video they just released #he is more or less Not In It At All (: #also extending these sympathies to florida fans because what the fuck nhl #yap yap yapping

[suncaptor]

every day I'm angry that Sam killed Jake actually.

#it's not that I'm angry theyd try to show Sam killing someone like that #it's that the way they wrote Jake was HORRIBLE. he was a great character and deserved better all around #but narratively it also just makes the show So Much Better if he doesnt. if Jake's around #i think about it SO much ah #like. idk. #i think its more interesting how they realised they Couldnt Corrupt Sam even with everything they did to lead him there so they switched to #outright lying like ruby s4 #hdjskskska #spn #incoherents #sammy #supernatural #sam winchester #jake talley #jake #psychic kids #like in general killing off all the psychic kids is why s3 is not as good to me. but Jake at the VERY LEAST COME ONE #also if you WERE going to kill Jake only Sam can survive 1.) dont do it like that 2.) make sam win without killing anyone

[original-missif]

Hey I've been going through your NFHCC AU tag and I absolutely need to know when Eliot decided to tell Nate and Sophie hes a triplet. Like, did they run into them on a job and are they confused? Or did it just randomly come out one day?

Oh man, I can't believe I have an actual answer for this rather than just speculation. Thank you for asking ^u^

This is a bit of a spoiler for The Hitter Job, Extended Edition, but Nate and Sophie aren't actually the first ones to discover Eliot's blood relations. It's Hardison!

After discovering that Eliot Spencer has only existed for just under 2 years, Hardison, in innocent curiosity, digs in and discovers Eliot's real last name is Stone, and he has two brothers. He doesn't immediately go to Nate with the information, because the deeper Hardison goes the more information he gets and the picture this new information keeps getting worse. Only when Hardison feels comfortable and able to tell Nate about Eliot and his secret brothers and last name (amoung other more upsetting info) does he actually do so.

So for a while only Hardison and Nate are aware of Eliot's brothers and father, and they keep it that way. Nate is, of course, hurt that he didn't know this about one of his kids (it's a similar emotion to when he met Archie) but Eliot is almost 18 and Nate knows how easy it would be to loose the trust Eliot has in him, so he says nothing about it. I don't think it's until a job almost a year later, when the Stone triplets are all 18, does the Leverage team accidentally cross paths with both the Librarians and the Cebu trio.

It's a mess lol, but the mess ends with Eliot, Alex, and Jake all reuniting after 3 years of being apart, and the Leverage team and Librarians (as well as Kai and Ernesto) finally meeting their respective triplet's brothers and friends and guardians.

So while Nate finds out about Eliot's brothers before Sophie, and while Sophie isn't exactly happy Nate kept it from her, Sophie Devereaux (and Parker as well) is absolutely the one who understands why Eliot changed his name and never told her or Nate about his brothers. And while both Nate and Sophie aren't glad they find out by accident and not because Eliot chose to tell them, they understand why he didn't, and most likely never would have had the crossover not happened.

#the crossover event is one of the worst days of eliot's life #because it's everything he was forced to leave behind and stay away from #and he's only been able to get updates on his brothers recently when he starts therapy with col. baird #and for jake and alex he totally dropped off the map so they're not happy but are happy and it's a lot of emotions they weren't ready for #it's also the most confusing day ever for parker cassandra and zeke and kai because there's 3 of them?????? #parker and zeke watched US (2019) or have met doppelgangers and aren't totally convinced one of those options isn't whats really going on #when sophie learns jacob is an art prodigy she's so happy #finally another art nerd to talk about art with. and he's so polite and such a gentleman #and thats how jacob stone outshines eliot spencer in terms of ways sophie can talk to teenagers #kai learns that eliot and the team are all criminals and has to fight every urge she has to call the cops on them or arrest them herself #all because ernesto said they were obviously very close to alex's brother and they didn't see them doing anything illegal #cassandra and hardison and zeke immediately click because science and technology nerds #and jake gives eliot the BIGGEST LOOK because zeke was bad enough before but now eliot has introduced him to other criminals #and worse still is that zeke has heard of parker and is 100% for teaming up with the criminals to do crime #i feel like ernesto is in that awkward between teen and adult stage so he just hangs back to watch out for kai and alex #who is trying very hard not to freak out and not punch eliot directly in the face #nate ford's home for criminal children au #leverage teens au #almost paradise #the librarians #ckane triplets #stone triplets #ask #takemyhand-bitch #reply

[thecodeveronica]

Oh boy, Dead by Daylight patch time tomorrow. You know what that means! Time for me to unreasonably get my hopes up for new RE skins to be in the datamine and then feel the crushing disappointment when they aren't!

#RE gets better treatment than pretty much any other licensed property in the game I KNOW but #it's been over a year since the last time we got anything :| #and you know that stuff sells like hotcakes; i see some RE legendary skins more than i see certain regular survivors lol #still can't believe we didn't even get sweater dress ada when RE4R released... or luis or ashley as legendary skins #it seems so obvious to do??? especially now that remake luis and ashley are so popular??? #of course my top wants would be steve or piers or billy #objectively i think billy is the only one with decent odds of ever making it into DBD if we get more skins #piers.... maaaaaaaaybe? if they did a batch with characters from 6 maybe but then he's competing with jake for a slot so i dunno #my poor steve has no chance outside of a code veronica remake getting announced in the near future RIP #but i can dream #DBD has been kinda miserable for solo queue lately with all the extreme tunneling and all but #it'd make the misery a little less miserable if i was hearing piers scream and moan in pain while i was playing :') #or if i could be steve and protect claire players with my life #h.text #h.REvomit #anyway i don't think any mutuals from here have me as a friend on PSN so you all don't know but #my DBD playtime is kinda horrific lmao #it's like... over 1800 hours if you combine the ps4 and ps5 versions #it's the pain i inflict upon myself haha #(feel free to add me on playstation though if anyone wants to!)

[the-acid-pear]

Something that always pissed me off about DSaF is how it acts like your physical exterior is a moral failing, which is echoed by the characters but only ever reinforced instead of subverted. Biggest L from the writing imo.

#luly talks #started thinking of this again bc someone pointed out word of god said henry looks like that in the game's style (despite being a Normal #White Man) as a representation of how evil and non human he is which is like WHAT THE HELL MAN!!! THAT'S MEAAAN #like changes in looks to represent someone is evil isnt an issue when its 1) A WILLING CHANGE 2) ACTUALLY TIED TO THEM BEING EVIL #see: jack in pure evil doing his jack o lantern shit #like how are Jack or Dave Bad People™ for just DYING. #''the outside always ends up matching the inside'' BABYGIRL I LOVE YOU BUT STOP TALKING BULLSHIT!!!! #like tje only case where i dont mind this is w Davetrap bc the bnnuy shit is a direct consequence of his actions #like a mark of shame if you squint you'll see me wag my tail because im remembering one of my favorite blonde men #im not gonna specify bc its a tasteless comparison if you think of it too long but its basically the same #he was only put there bc of what he did and bc he wouldn't stop it was not an accident or a tragedy #but hell this shit of hating ppl based on their looks extends to ANYONE like Dee is straight up A Good Woman and is hated cuz she. weird #MATT TOO like okay. matt isnt a good person. he has some shady shit going on. BUT IT DOES NOT WARRANT HOW HATED HE IS BC HE'S ''CREEPY'' #and pf course the phoneys esp Jake w ''i was a monster'' though that's the only case i can think of where its like #self perception and not some bloke going holy shit you're so ugly i dont trust you #prob more examples but i havent played the game in too long so Y'know. #dsaf

[rooolt]

Genuinely so excited to see the shift this has in Callie and Sol’s relationship as well

#Like by the end of the episode she was being like “we are the only people we can trust” like I need to see them broken and ruined by thus #And I need to see it bring them even close than they were before and make them so dramatically protective of each other it’s an issues #Sol not being able to sleep from the survivors guilt and Callie taking on a more winter eladrin form and inducing a little hibernation #She can’t sleep either but it’s all she can do not to lose someone else #Him putting all his ki into giving her spell slots bc he thinks she’s stronger than him #The two of them using potions wildly as to not lose another #Being so close and dependent on each other that they don’t even trust jakes new character at first #Like I’m genuinely sick about this #I trust caldwell and Emily to ruin me #naddpod #not another dnd podcast

[transmascnepetaleijon]

thought: only the alpha kids brush their hair

#jake does it cus his grandma used to do it roxy does it cus she likes doing it jane does it cus she hates her hair unbrushed and dirk #dirk does it because. idk its self explanatory in my eyes #john only brushed his hair because his dad reminded him rose is too lazy and thinks her hair looks better unbrushed anyway #dave doesnt really care UNLESS hes gonna dress fancy/formal (the contrast is huge and it does look a little too neat. in a funny way) #jade also doesnt really care. she only brushes it in the shower and her hair is well cared for enough that it doesnt tangle at all. #it just looks hella messy #out of the trolls the only ones with really good hair are kanaya and eridan #aradia brushes cus it feels nice tavros just shaves everyday nothing else sollux gives Zero fucks #karkat washes his hair but doesnt brush it. like ever #nepeta has her hair groomed by her lusus #kanaya washes her hair and brushes it neatly but it always ends up messy bc she has to Go Do Stuff And Move Around #terezi uses spit as hair gel #vriska brushes it to keep it flowy but it also ends up all messy #gamzee ties his hair when hes baking :) #eridan has 10 different hair products that he uses every time he washes his hair as well as a set dedicated to each of his friends #so when they come over they can do a spa day (youd think theyd hate it but everyone enjoys it to some extent) #equius tries the best he can but his hair always ends up sweaty. those who have touched it dry say its silky and nice #feferi doesnt really care but eridan insists so she does it because of him #if it wasnt for eridan her hair would be encrusted in salt and full of algae and coral or something #txt