#online school lecturer

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Tu to behan hi haii....abhi tak operation nhi hua to ladka kaise bangyi ☺️. Aur dusri baat mar to teri gyi hai....tbhi kuch bhi bolri, main sapno mein bhi tera galeech roleplay server na join karu entry to tab deny hogi agar main au vahan 😂. And imagine being so pathetic that online aake gaaliyan deke cool personality establish krni pdti real life vali to.....bhyiii decent to tu hai hi ni....aur agar bachhi hai to school ja, mentally ill hai to psychiatrist ke paas Jaa online kyu ati behan.

Well I have an 11 year streak of getting top marks in school, I'm the champion of my city's interschool chess club, and like 15 homeless children in my city know me personally as "minku bhaiya" cuz I regularly buy them food. And that's listing only three instances.

One of us has to post hate online to establish their pathetic excuse of a personality and brother it ain't me.

#'go to a therapist' i do. she's the nicest person ever #'go to school' i could ask the teachers for personalised online lectures and they'd do it for me #and i know it aint the guy who creeps on minors who's telling me to go to a therapist #and about the surgery. my mom's paying for it homie i just need to find a good doctor and become of age for it #anonabanana #hate anons

[imightstealyourkneecaps]

Have to write a 2-4 page essay on hinduism. It’s due on friday. I am genuinely interested in the topic now, but it’s so vast, my mind can’t comprehend half of it and I did my research in English, while I need to submit it in Czech and now I’m realizing I can’t write in my own first language (skill issue, ik). I want to actually understand and actually do this topic justice, but I just keep falling into random rabbit holes knowing I’m not even scratching the surface and the even more interesting stuff is there, I just don’t have the time to find it.

#my draft is filled with notes to look up more stuff #does anyone have a recommendation on a free online lecture?? #hinduism #essay writing #school essay

[amiharana]

hi oomfies it's me again :> i keep apologizing every few weeks for being inactive but i will keep doing it because i feel bad ☝️🥹 my personal and academic lives have been in an upheaval for the last few weeks, and will probably continue to be so for the foreseeable future, so i'll be even less active these days 😔 but i just wanted to check in here so you guys know i'm not dead i'm just severely a stem major 🙏 miss and love you all!

#amihan's shitposts #it's actually not funny the way i failed my ochem lecture exam yesterday asf #also i have. (checks notes) #4 bio lab reports due on monday (one of them is late actually) #an ochem prelab quiz on tues & ochem lec quiz on thurs #a bio lab exam next thursday on my BIRTHDAY 😾 #a final exam for my online psy class next friday #and i will be up in norcal next weekend for a school thing. #i will now be having quizzes every day of ochem for the rest of the sem thanks to the prelab quizzes. #i also have to work on an outline for my group's personal research project due the week after this week #i have also appeared to have caught a zhongchi and haikaveh bug despite never playing or having the desire to play genshin. #i promise i'm still loyal to revalink 🙏 #anyways that's a peek into the daily life of amihan as a bio major eheheh 🙈 #sorry again to everyone i actually really miss being here and posting revalink all the time 🥹 #sen has been my only form of social interaction for the past few weeks #anyways ily n miss u all hope you're all well <3

[gillianthecat]

art by James W. Brown of JWB Mock Soup Company

text of label below the cut:

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#primordial soup #prebiotic earth #chemistry #biology #gillianthecat goes back to school #hw lb #i saved this image from my microbio lecture #couldn't find anything else about the artist online so if anyone has details please let me know #james w. brown #jwb mock soup company #1953 miller-urey experiment

[zemnarihah]

the thing is i'm so ready for this semester to be over buuuut i really don't want to go on summer break... maybe it would be nice if i didn't have to work but like. lol. basically i just hate the feeling of not really relaxing but not having a structured way to work on my actual goals and interests.

#i couldn't take summer classes my school barely offers the classes i need during the school year #so i'm just working more hours. whatever e will be in town that will be really wonderful and obviously i can draw and make art #but i just like. i like being in school! beat me take my blood whatever #i hated this semester which i knew i would like i just had to get these classes over with i fully predicted this #but next semester i have an actual drawing class and also. imagination class.... which is.... i'm unsure what to expect. but. #it's called imagination visual literacy actually but i will be calling it imagination class bc i think it's funny #ig visual literacy is a real thing. which is very fascinating so i'm excited #i also have 3d modeling which i'm a bit afeared of but every time i'm scared of a class it ends up not being that bad bc then i remember #that i'm a capable adult and not a helpless child that will collapse if i get a little confused #and it's online which i think may actually help bc i can like pause the lecture and replay parts and stuff #BASICALLY i'm just very sick of my classes and i want to move on to things i'm actually interested in but i have to just work all summer. #i'm just ready to keep goingggg like let's goooo why are we stopping

[pneumonic-screamers]

okay so here's the thing. I am so burnt out. idk if that shows on here. but I very obviously am irl. I'm going to kill my school with hammers. becuase I don't have a formal diagnosis for any of my various issues. I can't get accommodations unless i pretty much beg for them. so it's real hard out here. but also. everyone else is burnt out. like why is the school system like that. I'm so tried and stressed all the time that I haven't been doing any of my hobbies for months now. like school isn't so important that it should consume ur life. I can't relax without feeling guilty about my school work that I'm not doing. even if I'm ahead in work, I always think that I could be more ahead. anyways I think the school system school be changed deeply and school work should all be done in school and if it needs to be done outside of class time then it shouldn't be assigned becuase I am not spending my school holidays working on a maths task that I do not care about.

#jinx's hijinks #IM LITERALLY SO FUCKED #im so behind in my psych class its not even funny #i hate online schooling so bad #becuase i dont see it as resal #real* #like once the lecture is over i genuinely forget everything i learnt plus the tasks we have #becuase i am such a hands on learner it just doesnt work for me #anywaus pray for me that i can somehow get that assignment done becuase ill die if i dont

[a-law-studyspace]

Thursday, 01.12.2022 | Day 1/100

It's been over a year since I posted on here... A lot has happened but right now, I just need to get back on track and prepare for exam season.

So here we go! ✨

#study motivation #studyblr #uni student #law student #study blog #university student #university #law school #lawblr #studying #online university #study desk #online lectures #study inspiration #productivity #100 days of productivity #100dop

[marblerose-rue]

gonna put up a lil ych up tomorrow!! cat based, probs for 10 dollars (with a +2 option to do other species hrmm hrmm)

#not art #meandering #SURVIVED FINALS WEEK RAAHGHHHHHHHHH passed all of my classes (cut it real close with one of them but its an online class and i struggled to #remember i was in fact taking an online class x_x but i passed so im okay LMAO) #kids dont do that. dont take an online class and forget youre taking an online class half the time. and dont procrastinate #not to lecture yall on how to do in school HAHAHA #BUT YA!!!! probs gonna do unlimited slots and cut off when i get to feeling overwhelmed idk... or i may just do 15-20 slots. i'll #advertise on here + twitter so that'll probably influence how things go

[mudstoneabyss]

so much of my blogging whenever I have classes is complaining about them but erm. in my defense they're stressful and overwhelming

#So ermm to vent a little bit #i dont know how to do anything on my own so the expectance for me to be able to for these classes is a lot #Like for this thing i need to write an essay outline based on an introduction paragraph only. which i think? means i have to find sources #for the details on my own. which i dont know how to do #i do know /technically/ but i dont know whats good information and trustworthy sources and also there's so much stuff to sort through #i was never taught how to do it and now when i try its just. confusing and frustrating and exhausting and makes me too upset to even keep #trying to work #and im not even sure what all of these points in the outline means because where it probably wouldve been explained was the lecture which #was canceled and the powerpoint for this week doesnt cover it #and there's the textbook but textbooks are nothing to me i cant process and retain information from them #which hey sucks for my online classes that are wholey based around teaching yourself from the textbooks #(but i cant do in person classes due to transportation reasons + mental health reasons) #but augh #im such a guy who cant do anything by myself and getting the amount of help i need isnt an option idek how to ask for any amount of help #like yeah email my professors but tell them what? i dont know how to do the class i signed up for? #that i dont know how to do basics 101 school shit? like im confused about some of the work and by some i pretty much mean all #and eaugh its not a frustration i can push through because trying to push through it just makes it worse it tips past #''oh idk how to do this. fuck'' #into ''oh god i dont know anything about how to function im literally worthless'' #which. i think i said earlier? makes it so i cant. work on anything anymore. #but also its not an option for me not to work bc i cant fail bc ill be expelled or whatever and charged money and what then #joyousposting #negative // #anyway sorry for getting suicide ideation over school back to regularly scheduled blorboposting or whatever

[tiixij]

i will change my major and go "this is it. this is the one im going to complete" then after one semester go "hmm.. what if i changed my major..."

#[spongebob arms out image or whatever] THIS ONES NOT A BIG CHANGE THOUGH #also #im just contemplating it. going from science education to like. biology. #MAYBE biology/physics double major bc i really love both of those areas and i hate picking between them but idk well see #anyways i dont really want to do like high school level education i want college level + make a free online thing with like lectures and #tests and stuff. and i want to like. do graduate school because i looove learning and also i have specific interests that undergrad doesnt #typically get too in depth with.. and i could get some teaching experience with like. being a ta. like the labs are run by #graduate school tas so.. idk just thinking. contemplating. #having some possibilities lined up and thought out #i love planning ahead and never following through btw except this time im following through im serious i promise #thank youu pell grant for giving me money to be a complete fool with #anyways. how the hell does anyone pick a major at 18 and stick with it

[idontgiveaflyinggrayson69]

welcome to my university political theory class! tune in each week to see what way the prof can talk about HOTD lmao

#no seriously every single lecture he has managed to bring it up #online school

[born-to-lose]

This university Outlook account is boosting my ego for some reason

#'please attend the freshmen introduction days from 10 to 15 october' slayyy @ me #every time i hit an academic milestone i become insufferable and i apologize in advance #ok nvm i'm already confused about the schedule for this introduction week lmao #one of my lectures will be online hell yeah i only have to have my sister drive me an hour to the university on two days a week #also sent an e-mail to my old high school to ask for an appointment with the headmistress about my english lessons #mel talks

[blessyouhawkeye]

one thing about me is that i will occasionally be suddenly struck down by a debilitating illness that will make it so that i cannot go to work or school for a day, perhaps even two, and then i will make a miraculous return to health almost as if there was never anything wrong with me

#online school took faking sick my beloved from me thank god we're back in person #sorry professor i am suddenly and mysteriously ill! i cannot possibly attend your lecture! #me.txt

[gillianthecat]

Unfortunately. I have Opinions about how teachers teach. I've never really been a teacher myself but I still think You're Doing it Wrong.

#i recognize that these professors are paid like shit #and that it's very challenge to accommodate the wide range of student backgrounds in these classes #and planning out a six week online only semester sounds like a nightmare to me #but i still think You're Doing It Wrong #gillianthecat goes back to school #so far it seems like APA formatting is the thing she most wants us to learn #half the videos she links are about it instead of actual. you know. PSYCHOLOGY. #and yet it's so much info dumped with no real logic that i don't think anyone who doesn't already know the basics #of citation styles or even what citing actually is #is actually leaning how do do it #/rant #psychology #actually no not end rant #she also gets facts wrong in her lecture videos #which i know because it contradicts what i'd just read in the textbook #I think it's not that she doesn't know a lot. just that she didn't really prepare for recording the videos and is just #lecturing off the top of her head. but i feel like getting basic facts right is one of your key responsibilities as a professor. #/rant for real this time

[claredanko]

during the spring semester I was on the bus and I saw someone who was on the disco elysium tag on tumblr 💀

i cant really make fun of that person bc ive done that too but LMAO looking at tumblr tags in public is so embarrassing 💀

#TBF disco elsysium is one of the better tags to be looking at #how do i know? well in 2015 i got caught looking at d*stiel fanart by an old woman on the bus #and bc i was in my school uniform my school got a lecture on being appropriate online during assembly #so like. it could be worse 💀💀💀 #asks

[bytebun]

really enjoyed my phil of disability & justice class it rlly cemented a lot of stuff in my conception of the world i think. i would like to take something like that again but without the heart palpitations of despair. or the $2000 price tag

#is it unusual for members of the community to audit courses also what courses related to disability would I even take #I audited the indigenous 101 course when it was online & that was also very good for me watered my brain in a way that lin alg could never #but I was a student at the time AND I think it was vaguely illegal [they don’t let undergrads audit at my school :( ] #I think I would enjoy a proofs course also without the physical burden of stress #I really like sitting in a big lecture hall with a small class once a week with smart ppl talking at me it makes the mind go quiet & calm #should I just ask… my profs? #Hm #bytebun rambles